Zhou Zhou and Yuzhu were divided into a group, went out to look for the dog, and along the way she asked him, many mentally retarded questions, even what was asked five hundred years ago, and he was stunned for a moment, and some could not find the north.

Zhou Zhou wanted to touch Yuzhu's forehead with his hand, whether he was burned by a high fever.

Five hundred years ago, I thought I was the Monkey King!

You really can't think of anything, Yuzhu is disappointed.

Still, you can't be blamed, it's been too long. Yuzhu raised her head to look up at the sky and let out a long sigh.

I'm really sick, what nonsense do you talk about in broad daylight!

Zhou Zhou smiled secretly, it was not a practice, and he went crazy.

Zhou Zhou really wanted to tell her that she still had to watch less time-traveling dramas, and even if she played cosplay, she had to divide the venues.

"But, seriously, I always feel like I've seen you somewhere, but I can't remember." Zhou Zhou added, he didn't know why he said this, perhaps, among the girls next door to many people, there is a girl who looks similar to Yuzhu.

"Really." Yuzhu grabbed Zhou Zhou's arm and shook it vigorously, making Zhou Zhou grin. "You still have an impression, you still know me." Under the sun, Yuzhu's eyes shimmered.

It's scrapped, it's really hopeless, Zhou Zhou sighed in his heart. How deep is this poisoning to have this symptom?

Save the children, cross the dead!

As for him, he thinks Yuzhu is a little stupid, what a stupid girl.

Zhou Zhou smiled casually, let her be, and didn't take this matter to heart.

There is an intersection in front, and there is an old man at the intersection who has set up a watermelon stall, Zhou Zhou said to Yuzhu, just asked the next road, and he was tired of walking, and he was thirsty, so I invited you to eat watermelon.

Okay, Yuzhu screamed, and she was very excited when she heard that there was something to eat.

The fat girl just can't control her mouth, and she gets carried away when she hears about eating, otherwise she wouldn't have such a rich body.

Quickly walked to the watermelon stall, Yuzhu stood still, grabbed Zhou Zhou, and persuaded him not to go over.

What's wrong? Zhou Zhou looked at Yuzhu's strange expression, and said in his heart, if you don't want to eat, I still want to eat!

It was hot, and Zhou Zhou was really thirsty, so he decided to ignore Yuzhu's advice.

"Buy it somewhere else." Yuzhu was a little stubborn.

"Why? At this close point, there are no other sellers nearby. ”

"Because...... Because ......" Yuzhu swallowed and vomited, and couldn't say why, and after holding back for a long time, he actually said bad things about the old man who sold melons

Not good? Do you know? Zhou Zhou was completely confused, could it be that the old man had insulted you?

I'll go, this slot is relatively high, and if you sell it to those unscrupulous paparazzi, you should be able to sell it for a good price.

Zhou Zhou's brain made up some pictures, and a smile appeared on his face.

At this time, if Yuzhu can read minds, it is estimated that he can pinch him out.

didn't mean that, it was that the watermelon he sold was not sweet, and I don't know how Yuzhu knew, so he swore by it.

Isn't it, she doesn't know it's sweet if she doesn't eat it?

Could it be that she has a dog nose, this is really a god, and I can't see that Yuzhu has such a special function.

Zhou Zhou didn't believe in that evil, so he walked a few steps quickly to the watermelon stall and looked carefully.

The watermelon seller is a look, there is an old man over 80 years old, full of silver hair, kind eyebrows, long hair fluttering, there is actually some charm of fairy wind bones, how to look at how it does not look like a stall selling watermelons, to like an old pedant who paints, writes and makes articles.

Seeing someone coming, the old man stood up with a smile and greeted him, "Young man, buy a watermelon, it's a hot day." ”

"Uncle, please ask you one thing first, what kind of road is this road?" Zhou Zhou is still very polite.

"Ask this way! This is the cement road. The old man said.

Well? ……

Jojo......

A drop of sweat drooped down his forehead, and what the old man said was so reasonable, he couldn't refute it.

"No, I'm asking for the name of the road."

"Name? Oh, and I've always called it Avenida Grande. ”

I? ……

I didn't have a towel on my body, otherwise Zhou Zhou would have to wipe off the sweat on my head.

Uncle, you are my uncle, kneeling for you, it's just not what you asked, the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, are you sure you're not playing with me?

Young man, buy a watermelon to quench your thirst, my watermelon is big and sweet, make sure you eat a bite of sweetness and lose your teeth!

The old man who sells watermelons did not get entangled in the name of the road, and promoted his own watermelons.

Zhou Zhou cut it, it's good to be sweet, I don't want to lose my teeth sweetly, like you in advance.

The old man shook his head, young man, if you reach the age of my old man, you can still have teeth like me, you are amazing.

Zhou Zhou snorted, disapproving the old man's words, casually patting the watermelon, looking up and seeing the strange smile on the old man's face, he was looking at Yuzhu with that kind of cheap eyes.

Is there really adultery? Uncle, I can't see that you are not old-hearted, and you have served the Life Treasure, right?

It's too unscrupulous to stare at other people's little girls like this, it's really bad.

Yuzhu turned her back and looked away, ignoring the old man's gaze.

Zhou Zhou coughed twice before attracting the old man's attention. "How do you sell watermelon?" He asked.

"Five cents a pound, Bao Tian." After the old man finished speaking, he hooked the jade bead with his eyes again.

Zhou Zhou frowned, Wumao is not a good word on the Internet, it is unlucky.

"Five cents? It's too cheap, can't you sell it for a piece? Zhou Zhou deliberately shouted.

The old man looked at Zhou Zhou with a smile, and he didn't care. "Sell, five cents are sweet, and one piece is not sweet."

Well? ……

Jojo......

I don't read much, don't try to lie to me.

Who says old people don't know how to be humorous? This is still a joker.

How do I know, what you say is true or false, whether it is sweet or not is always up to you.

Zhou Zhouxin said that since ancient times, it has been the princess who sells melons and boasts, and the old man Wang is the same, they are all fools.

The old man who sold watermelons took out a watermelon and said that you can put a hundred hearts, and I can cut one and eat it for you.

Jojo......

It's the first time he's heard this strange reason, and it's the other way around, uncle, why don't you play cards according to common sense?

Do you eat, I see? What kind of fuss is this?

Yes, the old man's answer was straightforward and unquestionable.

Look at my expression, if it's sweet, the corners of my mouth will turn up; If it's sour, my brows will be wrinkled together, my old man can't deceive people, and he can't deceive people.

Well? ……

Jojo......

The black line of his head drooped, and crows croaked past.

That's fine, too! Uncle, you are such a dick, why don't you go to heaven! ……

"Girl, you're happy." While the old man was busy joking with Zhou Zhou, he said to Yuzhu beside Zhou Zhou.

Yuzhu twisted, not knowing how to say it.

How to speak? You're pregnant, you mean ......?

……