Zhou Zhou's stomach slandered, and his heart said that watermelon can be eaten indiscriminately, and some things can't be said indiscriminately.

Fortunately, it was a kind old man who said this, otherwise he would have been beaten, Zhou Zhou looked at Yuzhu's stomach, and Yuzhu blushed and turned his head to look elsewhere.

"Give me a reason first." Zhou Zhou learned from Zhou Xingxing's expression in the movie, and he couldn't see that the old man not only sold melons, but also met each other.

"Her eyes are affectionate, her cheeks are ruddy, and her face is full of peach blossoms, and she will have peach blossom luck recently." Seeing that Yuzhu ignored him, the old man said to Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Zhou squinted his eyes sideways, with a look of disbelief.

"Why, you don't believe it." The old man read his thoughts.

Although Zhou Zhou usually has a lot of complaints about Yuzhu's figure, Yuzhu is actually not ugly at all, but she is a little fat, but she is well-proportioned and her movements are not clumsy.

However, after a period of work contact, I didn't see her flirting with any opposite sex? If you really want to say that there is, she and Zhou Zhou occasionally fly a look.

Yuzhu pushed Zhou Zhou, "Don't listen to his nonsense, let's go!" ”

"What do you think of me?" Zhou Zhou asked.

The old man of the watermelon twisted his long hair and said with a smile. "Young man, you, like her, are also happy."

"How do you speak, the old man doesn't have that function."

"Young man, don't believe it, my old man has lived for tens of thousands of years, and he has read countless people, you won't be mistaken, and you are also full of peach blossoms."

The thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, you are an old tortoise!

Zhou Zhou didn't shout out of respect, and he couldn't see that the old man was also fashionable, and played mythology with him, Jackie Chan's movie was not made in vain.

Looking at it this way, Yuzhu and the old man selling watermelons really have a leg, one plays crossing, the other plays mythology, the two nerves meet together, and they live together.

"I said how my right eye has been jumping lately, it turns out that it's a good thing." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Zhou spit out twice.

Bad luck, how can I be a man who comes to that, it doesn't have that function.

The old man was amused by Zhou Zhou and laughed, and pointed at him with his hand, young man, jumping left and right, you did it wrong, right?

Zhou Zhou's eyes were tilted up at 45 degrees, his expression was focused, and he thought about it, it seems to be so, but I am not allowed to be left-handed!

Besides, you are walking peach blossom luck, not wealth luck.

I have a dick, and my mother-in-law doesn't know where it is, whether she is already married? Don't say anything else, just say my other half, where can I find it now?

Don't be so troublesome, far away, close at hand!

Zhou Zhou swept around with a suspicious gaze, and then looked at the old man's smug face, and said I blurted it out, and people jumped back in fright, you said me and you? Uncle, the taste is too heavy! You have that fetish, I don't.

……

The old man wiped his sweat, looked to the side while wiping, and said in his heart, boy, count you out of shit luck, according to the old man's previous temper, now not only beat you Xiang, but also stuff your mouth.

Zhou Zhou followed the old man's gaze, and then remembered that there seemed to be a person next to him.

You say her?

How is it possible, things that are not related to the wind and horses, when you are old, your eyes are not good, and your brain is even more confused, Zhou Zhou shook his head and denied it.

Although the relationship between him and Yuzhu is a little incomprehensible, until now, he has no feeling of being electrocuted.

Yuzhu came to pull Zhou Zhou's sleeve and persuaded him to leave quickly, don't listen to his nonsense.

What are you afraid of, I just want to see what flowers he can say today. Zhou Zhou was on the bar, and said in his heart that there are still people who can fool me and be lame, I plug in, Lao Zhao doesn't have that ability, let alone an old man.

Young man, fate is destined, even after 500 years, you can't escape. The old man held his beard with his hand, looking like an old god was there.

This is the second time in Zhou Zhou today, I heard that someone was five hundred years in advance, not that he was somewhat sure, Yuzhu and the old man should not know each other, otherwise he would suspect that this is a group of liars.

It shouldn't be, he's just a single dick, it's not worth cheating, if it's just to protect the media and pull the fiber, match him and Yuzhu, then this project will be big.

Zhou Zhou's mind began to spin, and it was still five hundred years, cut! Let me say that gods and horses are all floating clouds.

10,000 years is too long.

He doesn't believe in superstition, don't think that if he sings 'I really want to live for another 500 years...... three times a day, he will definitely live for that long, bluffing.

Those who can live for 500 years are monkeys, or are they made of stones.

I'm almost 30 years old, and I'm still single, and I've talked to several people, but none of them have been successful. Is it that my Yin Tang is black, and there will be a disaster in the short term. Zhou Zhou asked with a calm face.

This time, the old man was surprised and asked how do you know?

Zhou Zhou cut out loud, and said in his heart how old-fashioned this is, and the books say so, Yintang is black, and he has been in trouble recently.

Yes, you have a bad omen, and the old man is very sure.

Well? ……

Jojo......

His eyes widened at the boss, and his eyeballs almost fell out.

Bra? Awesome, you can see it in the old man, so do you tell me whether my bra is big or small, how many cups, 32 or 35?

The old man didn't seem to understand what he said, and continued to bewitch, although the bad omen is not big, but you must pay attention to avoid it, otherwise......

Zhou Zhou couldn't help laughing anymore, he covered his stomach, he really laughed at me, I still don't have a big bra, you said she has a big bra and it's reliable, my old man, pure, will bring that thing!

Elderly......

The old man rolled his eyes, thinking about the difference between this bra and his bad omen, Yuzhu blushed and couldn't speak.

Zhou Zhou smiled and asked, "Do you think I can do it with her?" ”

The old man who sold watermelons looked serious, and looked at Zhou Zhou and Yuzhu seriously, thinking in his heart.

"Although fate is destined, there are many good things. The main problem is that you lack fire in the five elements, and the long-term lack of fire causes the yin qi around your body to be too strong, and you should not succeed in doing things......"

Your uncle, scolding people, I lack fire, you lack fire! Your whole family is short of fire.

Zhou Zhou's face was dark this time, just like the weather, the sun was shining just now, this time it was already cloudy and overcast, and if it continued to develop, it might rain again.

The old man's words made him angry, and he wanted to get angry.

Am I going to change my name to Runhuo?

This is a good idea, you can try it, or take a word with fire, the more fire, the better.

You see, some people are called Miao if they lack water, and they are called Sen if they lack wood, which is very knowledgeable.

Young man, I can't see that you also know the truth that the five elements are mutually reinforcing, and you are a destined person. But......

The more the old man talked, the more energetic he became, and at the critical moment, he bought a pass, paused and laughed without saying anything.

Cut! Zhou Zhou looked disdainful, and greeted MMP in his heart.

At a glance, I knew that the old man was uneducated and had not studied Chinese well, and the textbook had already told him how to crack it.

At this time, pretending to be a half-immortal and a magic stick, deliberately chattering, just wait for the party concerned to ask how to resolve it, and then achieve the goal of finally cheating money.

Zhou Zhou thought to himself, I won't follow the routine, I won't say the prescribed subtext, thinking of this, his face showed a mean and obscene smile.

Then let me ask, what is the lack of the one called Jingjing?

Missing days.

……

……

I knew that you would be stupid, Bensan's movement, learn from someone else's Core octa-core processor.

The old man who sells watermelons is also messy in the wind, and he has been thinking about it for a long time, there is a lack of time in the five elements, so I have to study it carefully.

Zhou Zhou looked disdainful and pursed his lips disdainfully.

Just say how to resolve it! Thinking that the old man would not be able to turn for a while, Zhou Zhou simply got back on track.

Sure enough, the watermelon old man narrowed his eyes, smiled and said Don't worry, eat my watermelon first, and then slowly talk to you

Cut, to put it mildly, is to sell watermelons by selling superstitions, cheating money and selling watermelons, and doing this when you are so old.

"Just say it quickly, don't you always say at this time: Don't you leak the secret of heaven? Then he began to talk about destroying wealth and avoiding disasters, and spending money to eliminate disasters. Zhou Zhou said, obviously in a mocking tone.

"That's a charlatan, what do you think of my old man?" Although the old man's eyes widened, he was not angry at all, he looked at Zhou Zhou, it seems that you don't believe it if you don't do some real work.

Are you going to show me some tricks?

I can tell you exactly the color of your panties today.

What color? I'm the year of my life this year! Zhou Zhou hehe smiled evilly.

The old man looked down on his face, cut! You can't fool my old man.

"Blue, with a little white floral." The old man didn't think about it, and said very firmly.

Zhou Zhouxue Zhou Xingxing jumped backwards, "No, you know this." ”

The old man looked at him with a smile, and said mysteriously and quietly, "Young man, it's on!" ”

Zhou Zhou looked down, but no, the zipper of his pants was not tightly pulled, but it was - the spring breeze of reform blew into the door......

Those who wore pants had a similar experience, the zipper forgot to pull, it was okay to stand, once squatting, the mouth would open, just now Zhou Zhou has been squatting to pick watermelons, so, the old man can see clearly.

It's said that it feels cool, and the wind blows JJ a little cool.

Embarrassingly zipping up his pants, Zhou Zhou was a little angry and said, "Uncle, you wheel, don't play this with me." ”

"What wheels...... You say my board wheels? "The old man didn't seem to understand, maybe he was pretending.

Zhou Zhou also wanted to explain, but Yuzhu finally couldn't help it, and pulled Zhou Zhou to run.

Wait, my watermelon, watermelon......

Zhou Zhou shouted loudly, he had just paid, so he lost a lot.