【587】 LOL Okami
Xiong Yaoyue played the PSP version of "Monster Hunter" in her hand, and the character she manipulated was carrying a horse chopping knife on her back and fighting a giant toothed wild boar on a snowy mountain, she was suddenly stunned, as if she remembered something.
"By the way, Xiaoqin, I just found out yesterday that he was your cousin!!"
"Huh?" Neither Xiaoqin nor I reacted for a while.
Who is this unprovoked sentence talking about?
Does it mean that Xiaoqin's uncle is in his sophomore year's son, Ren Peng? I remember that his game id is "Prince of the Grass", playing LOL has reached the realm of a great god, and the last time he abused Xiong Yaoyue like chopping melons and vegetables, he sat on the "Golden Lightning" LOL professional team formed by Amy, the first transaction, and also took the initiative to help Xiong Yaoyue to recruit other team members.
"Amy was in a bad mood the night before yesterday, and we just got together enough of the 'Golden Lightning' team of 4 strong players, so we took Amy to the bronze team to practice...... It's so suspenseful to lose, it's a thrilling ...... to win."
Wasn't the day before yesterday Sunday? Because I didn't agree to Amy's request for "brother and sister rape", after she dropped something, she found Xiong Yaoyue and them again, and abused people in LOL to vent her dissatisfaction?
It was in the casual conversation after the fierce battle that Xiong Yaoyue accidentally learned that Ren Peng was Xiaoqin's cousin, right? I did only tell Xiong Yaoyue that Ren Peng's father was the principal of Qingzi School Park, and I didn't say that Ren Peng was still Xiaoqin's cousin.
"No, Ren Peng is so awesome that way, you and the other team members are not weak, how can the bronze group fall into a bitter battle! Even if you add Amy, who can't play at all, you won't almost lose 4v5, right? ”
Listening to my question, Xiong Yaoyue frowned, as if she was worried about the bitter battle on Sunday.
"Ye Lin, you're not there, you don't know how terrible Amy is after she plays...... It would have been easy for her to stand still, but she learned very quickly, and it didn't take long for her to learn the basic operations, and she made trouble for us on the front line! ”
"Is it just a headshot?" Xiaoqin asked with a grin.
"Huh? How do you also know the term LOL? I wondered, "You've played at home, too?" ”
Since Xiaoqin has an Xbox game console at home, the "Plants vs. Zombies" I installed on her computer last time also broke a new record for the Endless Pool version, which shows that she is also a person who loves to play games.
"That's not true," Qin stuck out her tongue mischievously, "but occasionally when I go to my uncle's door, I listen to my cousin." Turns out he wasn't doing his job with Amy's sister? I'm really causing you trouble......"
Suddenly serious, I'm not used to it! Is it because it is in front of Xiong Yaoyue? Because Xiong Yaoyue knew that the two of us were dating and expressed her support, were you particularly polite to her?
In addition, criticizing Ren Peng for not doing his job is so unconvincing! Aren't you doing your job? The education of the children of Aunt Ren's brother and sister is two tragedies!
"No trouble, no trouble!" Xiong Yaoyue waved her hand and said, "Your cousin Ren Pengchao is powerful, he is my idol like Miss Amy!" ”
I was surprised: "You are addicted to LOL, so I don't think it's surprising that you worship Ren Peng who defeated you, but you also worship Amy?" Do you want to be a singer in the future? ”
"Because Miss Amy is rich!" Xiong Yaoyue made no secret of her admiration for the local tyrant, and said bluntly, "I also want to be rich in the future, so I regard Miss Amy as an idol!" ”
"Although Miss Amy told me more than once that it was okay to just call her Amy, ...... When I think of her being so rich, I feel rude to call her by her first name! ”
It's not rude to people, it's rude to money! Xiong Yaoyue, both of your eyes have become "$$" shapes! Can you not be so obsessed with money!
"Ahh Xiong Yaoyue was shocked again and said, "Ren Peng's father, Xiaoqin's uncle is the chairman of Qingzi Academy, so what do you say...... Could it be that Xiaoqin is also a hidden daughter? What a faux pas! Our class is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! Miss Qin, please bow to me! Please be my friend, too! ”
Nima Xiong Yaoyue, where have you go! Whoever has money should be called Miss or Sir?
"No," Xiaoqin waved her hand, "Pooh, you misunderstood, my mother and uncle had a tense relationship in the early years, and it has only gotten better in recent years...... And my mother never accepted financial assistance from my uncle......"
Is it because Aunt Ren and Huo Zhenbang got married in Hong Kong, so they fell out with their family? Later, Aunt Ren broke Huo Zhenbang's derailment, and after beating him, she didn't want any property, and returned to the mainland with Xiaoqin, in order not to be laughed at by her father and brother, and not to accept assistance, she relied on her comeback to be a sanda coach and act as a movie martial arts consultant to make a living, and those days were really sad.
Otherwise, with Xiaoqin's background, there is really no reason to spend my childhood in a miscellaneous compound with me.
Because of this, although with the rise of her mother's career, the economic situation has also improved, and she has become a middle-class family, Xiaoqin still does not have the habits of a daughter, and even the calmness and elegance of a wealthy family that Gong Caicai occasionally reveals.
Delete all the strange knowledge that Xiaoqin learned from the girl's comics, and the rest of her is probably really similar to Xiong Yaoyue's style, if the two grow up together, they will definitely be able to play together.
But it's not necessarily a good thing for me, in case there is a combination of "Little Overlord × 2", what if I am being bullied to death? Or are you being bullied to death?
"Ah, that's a pity......" Xiong Yaoyue didn't quite understand Xiaoqin's mother's idea of insisting on financial independence, "If I have such a rich brother, I will definitely kneel down for him, and I must ask him to give me some money!" ”
Can you stop using the word "kneeling"! I know it's been a popular term lately, but how awkward it sounds to me when you use it on Aunt Ren and her brother, who is twenty years older than her!
"Pooh, you've been off topic long enough," I said, "You just said that Amy played LOL with you and almost lost in the bronze group, what the hell is going on?" ”
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped her thigh, as if she was a storyteller, and continued, "When Miss Amy chooses a character, we look forward to her choosing a remote one, because the 'Dark Girl' is a little Lori who carries a schoolbag and hugs a teddy bear, which has a bit of overlap with Miss Amy's attributes, so I think she will choose the Dark Girl!" ”
Anne, the Daughter of Darkness, is indeed a very useful legal system, to erupt and erupt, to control and control, and after level 6, you can summon a big bear from time to time to cause chaos to the enemy.
"Zuihou, who did she choose?"
"Alas!" Xiong Yaoyue sighed tiredly and unlovingly, "Miss Amy Zuihou also chose a Lori role, but ...... She chose Poppy, the Iron Ambassador, and that melee fight! ”
Poppy is a yodeler in the game's setting, probably because the skin is blue like Avatar, so it is not as popular as Anne, the Daughter of Darkness.
But compared to Annie, Poppy is a double ponytail! Holding a giant hammer and a giant shield as tall as her body, a double ponytail Lori wearing heavy armor!
Could it be that Amy chose Bobby just because the other party had a double ponytail like herself? In addition, the equipment looks very high in defense, and it looks very powerful?
But in this game, it's not the same thing as looking hard and actually hard! Even if it's really hard, it can't stop the opponent's concentrated fire attack, so it's best for beginners not to use melee combat and not rush to the front!
After listening to Xiong Yaoyue's description, I can probably understand how hard it was to win the night before yesterday.
Because Amy's Bobby is so active! I bought five pairs of acceleration shoes to run fast!
In fact, the shoe acceleration effect in LOL is not stacked, but Amy, as a shareholder of the team, and when she is so angry, no one dares to remind her!
No matter what, he still ran very fast, and then Amy grabbed troops and monsters everywhere, regardless of whether he could beat or not, because the purpose of the formation of the "Golden Lightning" team was to make Amy happy and vent his stress, so the other team members had to be courteous and courteous, and gave up their experience and gold to the boss, and they had to help fight twice on the side, so as not to Amy was killed by wild monsters, or attacked by enemy players who jumped out.
In this way, the overall development of the team was delayed, and Amy, the most useless player, was rushed to the second level of the team.
But as the saying goes, there is no most cheating father, only more cheating fathers.
Amy's killer is yet to come.
Poppy, the Iron Ambassador, has a skill called "Heroic Charge", which is used to charge at the enemy and charge them for a short distance.
This skill is in the hands of a master, and it can be used superbly, not only to interrupt the enemy's casting, but also to escape and chase and kill, only if you can't think of it, you can't do it.
As a result, when Amy found out the fun of this skill, she immediately used Poppy, the Iron Ambassador, as a super-stirring stick!
Use it when it's cooled! Whether the timing is right or not!
When the opponent had a trace of blood left, his teammates were about to take the head, but Amy made a "heroic charge" and pushed the bloody enemy away, so the enemy ran back to the tower!
When his teammates had a trace of blood left and were being chased by the enemy, Amy bravely joined the battle group, and then made another "heroic charge", pushing the enemy who couldn't catch up with his teammates to his teammates! Teammates have no standing pounces!
All in all, in short, this scene, under Amy's activity, made the other four people vomit blood in a hurry!
At least the teammates of the platinum group, who were dragged down by Amy, almost suffered a heavy defeat in the bronze group!
That's not all, with Ren Peng's efforts, after finally turning defeat into victory, Amy didn't know how to comment:
"You guys are stupid! Thankfully, Miss Ben, otherwise I would have lost! ”
It's really a person under the eaves, you can't help but bow your head! Because there is a good salary for joining the team, everyone has to nod to Amy and admit that Amy played the best in the whole game!
Only Ren Peng, who took the initiative to refuse to receive a salary and only cared about the team's results, did not flatter Amy, and discussed with Xiong Yaoyue that it was necessary to find the fifth person as soon as possible to make up the basic lineup, so that the "Golden Lightning" could be put on the right track.
I heard that Amy has fallen in love with the hero "Swift Scout Teemo" again in the past two days, and asked the team members to step up their practice, and be sure to ensure that in the qualifying battle, all the enemy heads are given to themselves, and Teemo will not die once.
Teemo is obviously the easiest hero to die, okay? It is said that around the world, Teemo dies 2 million times a day!