Tencent's viral marketing is really powerful, and even a remote hot pot restaurant in the suburbs has a billboard that reads "Eat hot pot, take five kills", and the picture next to the text is the LOL game character Picheng policewoman.

After recalling the unbearable, Amy-centered bronze game, Xiong Yaoyue went back to play her PSP.

"I finally snatched it from my cousin, and I have to play for more time to get this book!"

The squad leader wrote down some thoughts on his mobile phone, and after checking the schedule and memo, he told everyone in the car about the precautions:

"On this outing, we stayed in a hotel attached to a special education school, and there may be some students with disabilities nearby, and no one is allowed to make discriminatory remarks against them, otherwise I will not spare them, you know?"

"No, squad leader, what do you think of us!"

One of the loyal dogs replied.

Seeing that Zhuang Ni seemed to be asleep in the row of the carriage, the squad leader said loudly:

"Juanny! You remember this for me too! If you dare to sarcastically mock a special education school student like any other student, I'll clean you up anyway! ”

Zhuang Ni's eyeballs under her eyelids moved, and she didn't reply, she should also know that once the squad leader thinks that what she is doing is "righteous", then even if she pinchs the handle of the squad leader and puts her face up to kiss the squad leader, the squad leader will not be affected, and will directly handcuff you with handcuffs for arrest and punishment.

The most common punishment seems to be pulling her ears, Xiong Yaoyue felt deeply about this, she laughed at herself and said: Her ears are about to be pulled into dark elves by the squad leader.

Since you're afraid of being pulled by your ears, don't always lift the palace colorful skirt!

"Also," the squad leader continued, "everything on this field trip is based on the class, and no one is allowed to act alone......"

Gonggong Cao raised his hand: "Is going to the toilet also based on the class?" Everyone? Or would any girl want to team up with me? ”

Before the words fell, he was held down by the squad leader's loyal dog team, and 4 or 5 people raised Cao Gonggong's leg and wanted to throw him out of the car window, Cao Gonggong shouted:

"Spare your life! Heroes and grandfathers spare their lives! Master Ye, come and save the disciple's dog's life! ”

The driver, who was chatting with Teacher Yu, saw this scene and asked in a cold sweat:

"Your class is too much, why did the two of you almost jump out of the car after a while? Don't get into an accident in my car! ”

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, my students can handle it." Because Shu Sha was present, Teacher Yu said calmly and happily.

I seem to have seen that after the squad leader became a policewoman, he didn't work for a few months, and his boss was like Teacher Yu, leaving all the daily work to the squad leader, planting flowers and birds, and enjoying retirement in advance.

"Also," after Gonggong Cao closed his mouth after being intimidated by the loyal dog team, the squad leader continued, "Because the main activity location is the mountain, or the mountain where there are not many tourists and is basically in a natural state, it is strictly forbidden for everyone to play dangerous games, not to chase and fight on the mountain, and not to swim in the water......"

"Huh?" Xiong Yaoyue jerked her head up from the PSP screen, "Why don't you let us swim!" Am I not a white belt swimsuit? ”

Father-in-law Cao couldn't help but pop out two words from his mouth: "White belt ......" and was immediately trampled under the feet of the loyal dog team.

Some of the girls also began to whisper, as if they had heard that there was a stream with clear water in Cuisong Mountain, and they all brought swimsuits to cool off in the hot summer.

Xiao Qin next to me also said with a nymphomaniac:

"Ye Lin, I'...... I also brought a swimsuit, and when I went into the water, Ye Lin had to watch me from the side and look at every inch of my body...... If I go against the tide, you must come to save me, and then give me artificial respiration! ”

Don't talk nonsense! Of the two of us, I'm the one who needs to be saved! You can't remember that I'm 100 percent landlubbers! You've been a strong swimmer since you were a child, and it's no problem to cross the Yangtze River with dumbbells on your back!

At this time, the girl in the front row of Xiong Yaoyue, because she didn't have enough strength, couldn't open the bottled Coke in her hand, so she handed the Coke to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her for help with her eyes.

Who knew that Xiong Yaoyue would be wrong, so she took it directly, with a "snap", easily unscrewed the lid, raised her neck and took a big sip.

"Hah! I'm thirsty, xiexie! I'm so sorry to ask you to give me a Coke! ”

Who's going to give you a Coke! You're more embarrassed than anyone else! They want you to open the Coke bottle!

The girl in the front row wanted to cry without tears.

"What? Do you want to drink it too? Xiong Yaoyue, who still didn't realize that she had made a mistake, handed over a third of the Coke she had drunk, "Then I'll give you half of it!" You're welcome, who is with whom! ”

You're really welcome! And he picked himself up so quickly, and asked the squad leader Weishenme about not being allowed to swim, did he forget to go out of the clouds!

"Squad leader, it's hard to get to a place with mountains and rivers, don't let swimming be too much fun!"

At this time, the big horn said while eating crispy rice flowers, "I checked on the Internet, the creek of Cuisong Mountain is not deep at all, what is wrong with playing in the water and relieving the heat?" ”

The squad leader was not convinced, "The water and fire are ruthless, and there are still people drowned in the bathtub, let alone the complicated outdoors?" ”

Cao Gonggong, who was trampled under his feet, interjected: "More than fifty percent of the cases of drowning in the bathtub in Japan are caused by playing SM bondage, everyone must be careful!" ”

Niu Shili pulled up his trouser legs and pointed to the socks inside the sneakers, Cao Gonggong was afraid of being gagged by the stinky socks, so he was honest.

"Wouldn't it be nice to appoint a lifeguard?" Xiong Yaoyue held a cola in her hand and recommended herself, "I'll be a lifeguard!" I'm not going to watch someone go into danger! ”

"I'm thankful that you don't get into danger because of your nonsense." The squad leader sighed.

"Then let Ye Lin be a lifeguard! Others are tall! Xiong Yaoyue stretched out her hand to me, it seemed that she was determined to swim in Cuisong Mountain.

Hey, hey, I can't swim! Isn't designating a landlubber as a lifeguard the same as designating an ADHD nuclear button, which is super unreliable!

But in front of the whole class, I was embarrassed to admit that I couldn't swim! Men shouldn't expose their weaknesses to others, it's like all shijie men don't like to ask for directions, and they don't want to admit that others know more than themselves!

"Squad, squad leader!" Xiaoqin raised her hand and said, "Ye Lin is very good at breaststroke, please appoint him as my full-time lifeguard!" ”

Who is good at breaststroke! Because I was kicked into the river by you when I was a child, in order to save myself, I practiced the posture of the dog planing on the bed at home, but the dog did not learn to plan, and the bed sheet was scratched by me!

"Really?" The squad leader, who accidentally got this information, looked at me with an inquiring gaze, "If someone accidentally falls into the water, Ye Lin, can you go and save him?" You're also a Provisional Security Councillor anyway......"

No way! I want to get it straight! If I go to the deep water to save people, the victims who fall into the water will become two! But I don't want to admit that I can't swim!

"That ......" I didn't refuse directly, but asked rhetorically, "squad leader, you are a sports all-round like Xiong Yaoyue, why don't you be a lifeguard yourself?" ”

The squad leader suddenly blushed.

The loudspeaker laughed in the back row: "You don't know, do you? The squad leader's swimming jishu is very average, and he can't be a lifeguard at all! ”

Big Horn Primary School is the same school as the class leader, and at this time, she happily talked about the black history of the class leader.

"When I was in the first grade of elementary school, my class leader's hair wasn't as long as it is now, but it was already very long. When I signed up for the swimming class in the first summer vacation, as soon as the class leader entered the water in a swimsuit, his long hair fluttered in the pool, like a large black mass of algae, which frightened the other children to cry and shout: 'Water monsters-!!' ’”

Xiong Yaoyue directly sprayed the Coke in her mouth on the hair of the girl in the front row, and then patted the shoulder vigorously while laughing:

“hahahahahaha！ It's ridiculous! Squad leader, you also have this time! ”

The girls in the front row were drenched with Coke, dripping down the ends of their hair, and at the same time they were slapped by Xiong Yaoyue's strong King Kong palm, and their faces were full of bad expressions.

The loudspeaker continued: "Because every time I go into the water, I am called a water monster, and I also scare other children from time to time, so the class leader rarely practices swimming since then. ”

"She won't sink in the swimming pool, but she can't do it in open water, and as for being a lifeguard to save people or something, it's even more difficult!"

"Shusha, you still have something you're not good at!" Teacher Yu commented in surprise.

Do you think that the class leader is a universal housekeeper, sports, and learning robots! Human beings always have unknown weaknesses, even I, a Spartan, have a fear of heights and the weakness of not being able to swim! But I'm not going to let outsiders know about it easily.

However, I heard that the squad leader is not good at swimming, so I am more looking forward to seeing the squad leader go into the water.

People will become timid in areas that they are not good at, and if the squad leader goes into the water, he may become weak, step on a pebble under his feet and slip, and he will throw himself in the water and shout for help, right?

Ah, if the water wasn't deep, I could have dripped through the water to save her, even if I had to do artificial respiration......

Juanny suddenly woke up as if she had been doped, and her eyes were staring straight ahead.

"Squad leader, when swimming, please be sure to be in a group with the big lama, so as not to put you in danger."

The big horn said strangely: "I'm not much better at swimming, why do you expect me to protect the squad leader!" ”

"You don't need to swim," Zhuang Ni said without doubt, "You have so much fat all over your body, and you are absolutely buoyant enough to be used as a swimming ring...... No, hovercraft use. ”

"Squad leader! In case of a flash flood, you have to hold on to the loudspeaker and ride her to safety, even if I die, you have to live bravely! ”

"You just can't get along with me, can you?" The big horn grabbed a handful of crispy rice flowers and savagely stuffed them into Zhuang Ni's mouth.

"Slut! I don't believe I can't stop you! ”

Zhuang Ni immediately coughed violently, so violently that she seemed to cough out the lobes of her lungs.

The big horn frowned and suspended the force-feeding Jihua, and Zhuang Ni returned to normal in an instant, closed her eyes and went to recuperate.

O Nima! Zhuang Ni's illness is simply an active skill! You can only be sick when you need to be weak, how convenient is this active skill!