"Nonsense! Where did the cats come from in our hotel? ”

Zhuang Ni obviously refused to believe that the "Mimi" that the squad leader had played for most of the night was referring to a cat.

She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.

"Aunt Li, the tenant of 214 wants to check out, please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then carefully find out if there is a cat in the house, okay?"

The "Aunt Li" in Zhuang Ni's mouth is probably the sweeping aunt I met with the squad leader yesterday.

"Hey, Johnny, you're too good at making your own decisions, aren't you? I haven't decided to check out yet! I complained, "I could have stayed in my room until noon, but it's a shame to check out now!" ”

"What? Do you still want to warm up with the squad leader a little longer? Juanny put down the phone and looked at me coldly.

"You can't find the cat," the squad leader looked at the street scene outside the glass door with a wistful look, "it ran out of the hole in the window in the middle of the night, if it hadn't been ......

The squad leader's expression became tangled, as an obsessive-compulsive person, she hoped that the glass window would be flat and neat, without even a trace of cracks, but if the glass window was intact last night, the kitten would not come in, and she would not have had the opportunity to spend the night in the same bed with the cat.

After a while, Aunt Li, who was dressed as a cleaner, came down from upstairs, this is a middle-aged woman with very sharp legs and feet, I don't know Weishenme, she looked at me very strangely.

"There is no cat, but the sheets are dirty, and there is an additional 20 yuan cleaning fee."

"Wait! You said you were going to add a cleaning fee!? The squad leader's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether it's in my own home or not, I've done my best to keep the room clean, how could the sheets be soiled by me!?" ”

"Don't get excited, this classmate of Zhuang Ni," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it could be that your boyfriend got dirty!" ”

Aunt Li, as a cleaner, shook her head very domineeringly at this time, and said to the squad leader: "Girl, you are the one who got dirty, don't deny it!" ”

"I don't have a ...... at all I don't believe you'll come back to my room with me! The squad leader impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.

Aunt Li stood still, steady as Mount Tai, glanced at me beside the squad leader in disgust, and said coldly:

"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl, I should say that you two did it together, right? Still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me find out? ”

"Of course, you have to make it clear!" The squad leader insisted.

Aunt Li snorted in a heavy nasal voice, "There is blood on the sheets!" Do you think I won't find it if I turn it over? ”

At the same time, he stretched out his hand and pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall, on which were written in thin gold with eight brush words: the bed sheet is red, and the deposit is not refundable.

"See? Only charge you 20 yuan for cleaning, which is already a special treatment! ”

Aunt Li said righteously.

"How can there be blood on the sheets!?" The squad leader and Zhuang Ni turned their heads to me at the same time and asked.

Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs up, but he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"Hey, don't get me wrong, it's not suspicious blood!" I hurriedly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!" ”

The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, and for some reason his right hand was on his lower abdomen, as if there was a moment of hesitation just now.

Zhuang Ni showed a malicious expression full of sudden realization.

"I see, I have heard that some junior brothers will bleed for the first time, it seems that Ye Lin, your foreskin is too long!"

Your uncle's! In your mind, human beings, whether male or female, only bleed between their legs? There are thousands of places where blood will be shed!

And Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni's cousin, don't be so cooperative and smile evilly next to you! If there is a video camera, this is simply a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!

"Enough! Zhuang Ni, don't pretend to understand! I said awe-inspiring with the attitude of a senior expert, "If the foreskin is too long to bleed, phimosis is possible!" ”

I have been selling adult products with my father for so many years, and I am familiar with the knowledge of physiology and hygiene.

Zhuang Ni showed me an admiring look, "Disrespectful, it turns out that you are the legendary 'Master Bao'!" ”

"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was phimosis!" I was trembling with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for assistance: "Squad leader, you testify to me, I am not 'Master Bao'!" Didn't you see it once? ”

The squad leader's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.

It seems that the time when I accidentally saw me urinating under the river bridge, it is not very haode memory for the squad leader.

"At a young age, I don't know how to love myself, and I still be the head of the class...... Aunt Li seems to disagree with us coming to open a house at such a young age.

"You're all wrong!" I yelled, "The blood on the sheets is my nosebleed!" I'm not afraid to take it for DNA testing! It has nothing to do with the squad leader, you, you, you, Ming, white, right! ”

"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned a little tighter, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?" ”

It's not that you see something, but listening to the squad leader talking to you on the phone, the picture of you and Gong Caicai hugging each other naked flashed in your mind, and you will have a nosebleed! But I'm embarrassed to admit it in front of so many people!

"It's just that it's too hot and it's on fire." I said with a dodgy look.

"It doesn't matter if it's a nosebleed, or if it's other blood, in short, it's a cleaning fee of 20 yuan." Aunt Li repeated in a flat tone.

"I don't have an opinion, let's deduct it from the deposit."

After mental arithmetic, the deposit of 300 yuan should be minus the room fee and cleaning fee, and there is still a surplus.

"Please give me another 10 yuan." Juanny's cousin said, looking at the computer screen.

"Hey, you're wrong! You should be looking for me for 20 yuan! "Don't underestimate me, my science grades are still passable.

Juanny's cousin looked embarrassed, "But you used up a dozen condoms in the room!" That's a whole twelve! ”

The aura around Zhuang Ni suddenly turned into a black blizzard.

"Squad leader...... You and Ye Lin, have you really done it so many times? You turn up the volume of your TV just to drown out your voice? ”

"......" I almost couldn't help but swear words, looking at the squad leader's face, she was about to vomit blood.

"We didn't use that stuff!" The squad leader yelled at the Zhuang brothers and sisters, "Frame tenants everywhere, your hotel is a black shop!" ”

Zhuang Ni turned to her cousin and asked, "Are we a black shop?" The cousin shook his head, and Zhuang Ni replied: "We are not a black store, Aunt Li will not be mistaken, there must be twelve condoms missing in your room, hurry up and admit it!" ”

"Could it be that it was taken away by a cat, or got into a place where the corners are not easy to find?"

I propose the most logical conjecture.

"Aha, it's a cat again," Juanipi looked at me with a non-smirk, "won't you make another excuse?" ”

"It's not an excuse!" The head of the class said loudly, "It must have been taken to the back of the closet by Mimi, or some other corner!" You'll be able to find it, and maybe even the missing card by the way! ”

All right! The squad leader hasn't forgotten the 53-card poker set!

"Blood-stained sheets, and a dozen missing sets, squad leader, our bet, it seems that the evidence is in my favor!"

Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.

"This is invalid evidence!" The squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is Ye Lin's nosebleed, as for the twelve condoms that are missing...... For example, if it is really used by us, we should find more things in the trash! Have it! ”

Zhuang Ni looked at Aunt Li with an inquiring gaze, and Aunt Li shook her head, indicating that there were no twelve used condoms in the trash can.

Nonsense! Even a Spartan as strong as me would be stressed twelve times a night!

Zhuang Ni thought for a moment, "Squad leader, this bet between the two of us will be considered a tie, right?" ”

"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" The squad leader asked.

"I can't help it......" Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, the two of us will shake out all the things that each other has done in school, and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?" ”

"The first thing, the sick and weak girl who has been on leave for a long time studied together with her female classmates during the summer vacation, and she went to take a shower together between studies, and stayed in bed together for a while......"

"The second thing is that the female class leader with excellent character and learning, and the male sports committee of her class used a fake ID card to open a room, not only dyed the bed sheets, but also had a twelve-time affair with the other party on the night of losing her virginity, which shook the ground and shattered the window panes......"

Nima's rumors are too vicious! And in the end, it is a magic horse that can make the window glass also suffer from the murder! Zhuang Ni, you still said that your family is not a black store? This is to count the window panes on our heads!

"You ......" The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni couldn't speak, if there was anyone in the second (3) class of junior high school who was the nemesis of the squad leader, then it was none other than Zhuang Ni.

"Squad leader, if you agree to settle the bet as a tie this time, I will waive the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen sets, but Ye Lin spends money anyway, right?"

Nope! The squad leader has already returned the deposit of 300 yuan to me last night, and if you insist on charging, the squad leader will have to pay for the missing condom!

"Okay, I'm in your way this time," the squad leader put his hand on his chest to calm himself down, "But I won't let you teach Gong Caicai badly!" You wait! ”

"Well, I'll wait." With the kind of eyes that she looked at her lover, Zhuang Ni said that she was looking forward to the next arrival of the class leader.

"That ......" After the squad leader burst out the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuangnie's cousin, "Where do you get condoms?" I have a lot of stock at home, if you are interested, I can give you an internal price......"

"Don't make a move on the squad leader!" Zhuang Ni said suddenly with her lips on her lips.

"Huh?"

Zhuang Ni, who sank her face, had a thousand murderous aura at the corners of her eyes and eyebrows.

"The squad leader should belong to me, no man is entitled to her! Ye Lin, if you dare to hurt the squad leader, you know what the consequences are. ”

"I'm just talking to your cousin about the supply of condoms, your cousin looks interested......"

"No need to talk about it! No need to talk! Zhuang Ni made a decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you will always be unwelcome with me - you are my rival in love!" I'll curse you for being crushed by a cement mixer truck and you can't put it together! ”

I didn't make a business, so I walked out of the hotel disappointed, but after carefully tasting Zhuang Ni's words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to have a keen sense, thought that the class president had a relationship with me beyond ordinary classmates?