"What day is Ye Lin's birthday?"

On July 26th, I received a text message from Xiaoqin knowingly.

Since I was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year, even my classmates who don't know me well in Class 2 (3) know what my birthday is.

To sum up, the real reason why Xiaoqin asked me this is that she is going to celebrate her birthday.

On July 28th, the day of the outbreak of the first Shijie war, Xiaoqin's birthday is quite easy to remember.

"Calling everyone for your birthday?" I called and replied to Xiaoqin, "It's like celebrating Gong Caicai's birthday, how about it?" ”

Seeing that I remembered her birthday after a simple reminder, Xiaoqin seemed overjoyed.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... It's finally my birthday again, so it's a year closer to the legal age of marriage......"

No need to ask, it must be the idea of marrying me when I turn 20!

Having said that, for Jihua to give birth, the legal age of marriage in China is set a little late! In contrast, Russia under Putin the Great, because of the problem of negative character growth, not only began to use the state apparatus to promote homosexuality as a crime, but some states also lowered the legal age of marriage to 14 years old!

Is there a paradise for Lolicon! If it weren't for the unusually xenophobic Russian nation, there would have been countless lolitcons queuing up to immigrate to that mysterious frozen soil!

"Actually, the class leader asked me a few days ago if I wanted to call my classmates to celebrate my birthday......," Xiaoqin continued, "but I said that I would go to a relative's house with my mother, so I politely declined." ”

"Huh? So it's nothing wrong with me? As I spoke, I wondered if Xiaoqin's so-called relative would be Aunt Ren's father, that is, Old Man Ren.

"What can I do without Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin hurriedly said, "I lied to the squad leader!" I want to spend this birthday with Ye Lin! For this reason, I also told my mother that because my classmates were going to organize a birthday party for me, I wouldn't be at home! ”

In other words, in order to celebrate my birthday with me, he lied to the squad leader and Aunt Ren at the same time, right? I'm really guilty.

"That'...... What do you want to eat? I'll go and book a hotel in advance. ”

"Nothing particular to eat...... Last time Gong Caicai had a birthday, I had enough cakes...... Can you take me to the amusement park? Would you like to celebrate my birthday at an amusement park? I've always wanted to go to an amusement park with Ye Lin! ”

Celery begged me in a low voice.

Somehow, there is a sense of guilt in my heart, maybe since the summer vacation, Xiaoqin seems to be relatively cold, right?

I am really not used to the identity of "Xiaoqin's boyfriend", and I have no consciousness in this regard.

"Amusement park on amusement park, July 28, you are in the largest Happy Valley in the city center...... No, it's the happy shijie amusement park waiting for me at the door, at 9 o'clock, I'll be there as soon as the amusement park opens, remember? ”

I always refer to Happy Shijie Amusement Park as Happy Valley Amusement Park, and sure enough, the "Happy Valley Sex Goods Store" at home has had too much influence on me?

"I ...... I remembered. Xiao Qin repeated very insecurely.

"That...... Ye Lin will definitely go, right? Definitely going to go, right? You won't release my pigeons, will you? ”

"Huh? weishenme: Do you think so? ”

"Because...... Ye Lin has a very small heart, and he can't forget the bullying I was when I was a child, so maybe this time he will release my pigeons and make me sad......"

It's not that I'm small-minded, it's that your methods of bullying people are too cruel and inhumane! Also, just before the final exams of this semester, you tricked me into taking my Swiss Army knife for yourself, and I really should get revenge!

But if for this, release Xiaoqin's pigeons on her birthday, it will be too inhumane, the husband will do something and not do something, and I will find another way to get the Swiss Army Knife and Optimus Prime back.

"Don't worry, I'll be at the gate of the amusement park on time, after all, I only have a birthday once a year."

"Hmmm! Then I'll count the days at home with a happy heart! Please don't miss the appointment at that time, otherwise I will live at the gate of the amusement park and not go home until Ye Lin comes to claim me! ”

Don't embarrass me! What do you think you're a kitten or a puppy! I said I would go, I would go!

After agreeing to Xiaoqin's matter, my father seemed to hear some words because I was talking too loudly on the phone, so he said to me at dinner:

"Do any female classmates have birthdays? What gift are you ready to give? ”

Ah, the gift, my dad didn't remind me, I actually forgot about this stubble.

"Dad, you heard me wrong, it's a salesman of 10086, I have nothing to do with her."

The father who was eating fried noodles choked on him, "But our family is Unicom's Wo family package, and your mobile phone is Unicom's number!" ”

"Hmm...... Oh, yes! I nodded meaninglessly, "So the salesman of China Mobile called, hoping that we can change to their package!" Competitors! ”

After perfunctory with my father, I began to seriously consider what gift to give Xiaoqin.

Normally, it should be dolls, accessories, clothes and other things, right?

But that means I'm going to go to a gift shop or clothing store full of girls, buy them in shame, and ask the clerk to tie them up with a ribbon and say "I have a girlfriend" in a stark way!

Do you want to shop online? But less than two days before Xiaoqin's birthday, what if the courier is not strong and fails to deliver on time!

Besides, I really don't know how to pick a birthday present for a girl! What a hassle!

And I heard that there are a lot of taboos in giving gifts to girls, if you send a fatter girl treadmill, you will be beaten, this is relatively easy to understand, and other taboos are - you can't send an umbrella, because the homonym of the umbrella is "scattered", which means that you want to break up with each other.

You can't give away shoes, because sending shoes means letting her go, and it also means that you want to break up.

Nima: I really gave away shoes last time! Do I subconsciously want to break up with Xiaoqin! But Xiaoqin is not only not sad, but also very happy!

I checked it on the Internet, and there are really different opinions about taboos, and there is no consensus, such as wind chimes, some people say that they can't send it, because it contains the implication of breaking up, and some people say that they can send it, which means that they miss it......

When I celebrated my birthday with Brother Gang, as well as with Captain Guo Songtao and the brothers of the basketball team, it was not so troublesome! It's not so popular among boys to give gifts, everyone gets together to have a good time, eats a barbecue, steals some beer, and everything is OK!

The next day, I didn't think about what to give Xiaoqin a birthday present.

Tomorrow is the 28th, and I have to get things done today.

I finally made up my mind to go to the jewelry store on the shopping street to pick up something, but before I could enter the jewelry store, I was dragged into a black car parked on the side of the street.

When I got into the car, I found that Xiaoqin's biological father, Fok Zhenbang, the owner of the Hong Kong Triad Juying Hall, was sitting in the passenger seat with a sick face, looking at me through the rearview mirror.

Of course, it was his Uncle Tiger and Uncle Leopard who dragged me into the car, and Uncle Long, who was wearing an eye patch, was sitting in the driver's seat.

"My daughter is going to have a birthday," Huo Zhenbang said to himself, "Every year at this time, I send birthday gifts to Xiaoqin, but all of them are returned by her mother......"

It seems that Aunt Ren doesn't generally hate her ex-husband, she is engaging in women outside behind her back, and she also conceals her identity in the underworld, which is unforgivable for Aunt Ren, right?

"If I'm not mistaken," Huo Zhenbang turned back to me slightly, "This birthday, Xiaoqin plans to spend it with you, right?" ”

I nodded silently.

"Sure enough." Huo Zhenbang took out a beautifully packaged gift box and handed it to me, looked into my eyes and said, "This is the gift I want to give to Xiaoqin this year, so you can hand it over!" ”

I reached out and took it, feeling a bit heavy, and I didn't know what was inside.

"But don't say I sent it, or her mother will be angry." Huo Zhenbang smiled a little helplessly, and then coughed.

Although Huo Zhenbang lost his wife and daughter's custody because of messing with women, and now he is infected with AIDS, which is a bit of a self-inflicted blame, but when he sees a gangster at the end of the road, he can't help but feel some sympathy.

"What, Mr. Huo, I will pass on your gift to Xiaoqin, but let me take it as my own gift, I'm afraid it's a little inappropriate, right?"

"There's no place for it!" Huo Zhenbang's expression instantly became fierce, "Just give this box to Xiaoqin, don't buy other gifts in one move, lest Xiaoqin be suspicious!" She didn't know I was coming to the mainland! I don't want her to know either! ”

I don't know what Huo Zhenbang thinks, but in the face of the four underworld elements in the car, I think I'd better nod and agree.

After all, it was a gift from a terminally ill father to his beloved daughter, and it must have been carefully selected, and it was definitely more beautiful and meaningful than the gift that I, a layman, had temporarily chosen.

Seeing that I agreed to deliver a gift to Xiaoqin, Huo Zhenbang nodded with satisfaction, as if it was because he was too fierce to me just now, and handed me two tickets at this time to apologize slightly.

"Ye Lin, I heard that you like martial arts, right? Are you interested in going to see the underground boxing match? ”

Huh? Was Penthos ever involved in underground boxing? It's even in Dongshan City?

Looking at the tickets given to me by Huo Zhenbang, they are very different from ordinary theaters and cinema tickets, although the printing is very detailed, it is very thin and very easy to damage, as if it is to be torn up in an emergency.

"These two tickets were given to Ah Long by an old customer from the mainland." Huo Zhenbang glanced at Uncle Long in the driver's seat, "We have watched this kind of competition many times, and we are not very interested, but if you haven't seen it, you can open your eyes." ”

I took the ticket, and my mind flew to the ring, as if I had seen in advance those super masters who used all kinds of martial arts - could they all be as powerful as Penthos?

"Another ticket, it's not for you to take Xiaoqin, after you celebrate Xiaoqin's birthday, choose a friend you can trust and take him with you! However, underground boxing is not a legal sport, you have to be careful when you visit, if you are targeted, you will tear up the ticket and swallow it in your stomach, you know! ”