In Guo Degang's three-vulgar cross talk, he said that one day he accepted the "special service" of the girl who washed his hair, went to the hotel to open a room together, and then when he was talking about everyone's excitement, his tone changed: "...... the next morning"

Guo Degang's partner Yu Qian immediately quit: "Don't talk about the next day!" Let's talk about what happened that night! ”

All the audience (including me in front of the computer) hated Guo Degang's way of hanging people's appetites, and even some emotional people shouted the revolutionary slogan "Guo Degang get out of Deyun Club" after listening to this cross talk.

By the way, let's not talk about it, and get back to business. Anyway, Su Qiao and I started to contact Grandma Su the next morning.

Due to too much schedule today, I asked for leave and didn't go to school, so I called Pooh on my phone and asked her to help me ask for leave, the reason was that I was playing late in the Internet café and needed to catch up on sleep today, Pooh agreed very understandingly, she said that she often does this kind of thing.

At nine o'clock in the morning, I contacted Grandma Su, and she was overjoyed to learn that her granddaughter had been rescued, and asked where we were, and immediately rushed here.

Su Qiaoshui's washed underwear has also been dried to the extent that it can be worn (I really missed it when I used air conditioning and hot air in early autumn...... ）。

Watching his underwear being hung on the air outlet of the air conditioner, being blown back and forth by the hot wind, for Su Qiao, it was undoubtedly another shameful play.

"Now...... You can let me go, right? Su Qiao, who couldn't move on my bed, pleaded, her voice bitter.

I was already dressed, but I sat cross-legged on Su Qiao's bed.

"Do you dare next time?" I asked aggressively.

"Don't dare......" Su Qiao, who did not put on a cheongsam or underwear as I ordered last night, replied lying on his back on the bed.

"Hmph, if you really calm down, then I'll let you go, and last night's incident will be treated as if it didn't happen."

"It's not that I'm not calm......" Su Qiao wanted to refute, but I glared back with my eyes.

Anyway, the weather this morning is really good! The sky is clear, the sun is shining, and the so-called autumn is high and cool, which is just the perch fat......

What? You say you're not interested in sea bass? Like Yu Qian, you want to know what happened last night? Why are you so vulgar!? Weishenme wants to learn from Yu Qian's small citizen mentality, not Guo Degang's high style and bright festival? It's all about cross talk, why is the realm so far apart!

Well, since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy: I just tied up Su Qiao at night.

Feed! Don't put excitement on your face! See how you guys are like Yu Qian? I just tied up Su Qiao very purely, and I didn't play SM with her!

To be honest, I really almost lost last night, and if it weren't for the viral heart attack, I would have pushed Su Qiao away.

But with the rise of lust, I noticed that my heart was overwhelmed, and sure enough, love is not a fight (although the ** of Europeans and Americans is very similar to fighting), even if it is a martial arts master, I can't do it freely, if I pick up a gun and get on the horse regardless of it, it is estimated that there is a high chance of dying from a stroke.

Another reason was the darkness and silence around me at that time, which made me suddenly think: It should be past zero now, right? Beyond zero o'clock, it's time for the number of questions in "Heartbeat Q&A" to be refreshed, right? Xiaoqin, squad leader, and Gong Caicai, who should I ask this question, and what questions should I ask specifically?

Thinking of this, I calmed down suddenly, if I had a relationship with Su Qiao, I am afraid that I will never be in the mood to play this virtual quiz game happily in the future, and I will feel very uncomfortable when facing real people.

This is weishenme, when Su Qiao was deceived by me, left from me, and got up to wear a cheongsam, I suddenly attacked from behind, covered Su Qiao's body with the quilt I covered, tied a knot with three strokes and five divisions, and then threw it on my bed.

In order not to make a mistake, I turned on the bedside lamp to drive away some of the darkness, so even though I knew that it was indecent to look at it, Su Qiao's naked back was unobstructed in front of my eyes.

In the dim light, the Jiu-Jitsu girl's back is not an inch, slender and elastic, white and red, and the curve between the waist and hips is an incredible inner arc, which makes people want to get close from behind.

Tempted by this back, I almost gave up the original jihua, and directly pushed Su Qiao to the floor and brutally ravaged it.

But the feeling of palpitations came at this moment, and it was a wake-up call for me.

No! There is a limiter of heart disease, and I can only do it once as a beast as Megumi Yanagishita!

Su Qiao, who was defenseless, was not sure what was going on at first, and her exclamation also contained a joy, until she was firmly tied up by me and thrown on her back on the bed, that she realized that I had rejected her in this way.

"I really don't even have this qualification?" Su Qiao bit her lip in despair, and the tear mole under her left eye became even more sad.

"It's not that you don't have the qualifications, it's that no one has the qualifications right now!" In order not to hurt Su Qiao's self-esteem, I raised my voice slightly and said, "I'm a martial artist, do you know?" I'm practicing a special martial art right now! The first sentence of the martial arts tips says: If you want to practice divine skills, you must first go to the palace...... No, it's not allowed! Otherwise, it's useless to practice! Do you want me to waste all my work? You were sent by my enemies to make me ruined! ”

"Why didn't you say it just now......" Su Qiao was a little dumbfounded by my bluff.

I was arrogant: "Why should I say it to you! There are so many things you don't know about me, do I have an obligation to explain everything to you! ”

"Yes, yes......" nodded busily, as if she was used to being murdered by others.

After reprimanding Su Qiao and asking her to verbally give up her plan to attack me at night, I was not at ease, and I still didn't untie Su Qiao's shackles, so I let her be tied up all night.

I changed beds with Su Qiao and went to her bed for the rest of the night.

The next morning, Su Qiao blushed and asked me if I could untie her, she wanted to go to the toilet, I felt that she didn't dare to play any tricks anymore, so I threw her the underwear dried by the hot air of the air conditioner, and then turned her back, let her get dressed, and went to the bathroom again.

Taking advantage of Su Qiao's opportunity to go to the bathroom, I called Grandma Su, and this time I finally dialed.

From the place where Grandma Su rented a house to the hotel where Su Qiao and I stayed, it took about half an hour to drive, and in this half hour, I had another conversation with Su Qiao, who was dressed.

"You don't care what kind of evil martial arts I practice, in short, I can't have sex now, it's right! And now there are more important things for you to solve, right? Don't you want to get rid of that bad reflex in yourself? ”

"Also...... Is it still possible to eliminate? Su Qiao sat across from me, his fist against his lower lip, looking not very confident.

"Where there's a will, there's a way! When your grandma comes, let's discuss a solution together! ”

Although Grandma Su is very old, she has three legs on crutches and is not necessarily slower than a young person, and she found the hotel in only 25 minutes and knocked on the door of our room.

"Grandma!" After the door opened, Su Qiao rushed up with tears in her eyes and hugged Grandma Su tightly.

Although Grandma Su looks like a kung fu movie old-timer, when she was hugged by her granddaughter, she couldn't help but be emotional, the corners of her eyes were moist, and she patted Su Qiao's back to comfort her.

After witnessing the reunion of my grandparents and grandchildren, I briefly recounted the rescue process last night, of course, skipping the episode between me and Su Qiao in the hotel.

"What's going on?" Grandma Su clasped her fingers on the wooden cane, "I thought it would take a lot of effort, but you just insisted on a few words with your mother, and my granddaughter was released?" ”

While talking, Grandma Su looked Su Qiao in a cheongsam up and down again, and Su Qiao was embarrassed.

At this moment, Su Qiao and I are each sitting on a bed, and Grandma Su is sitting on a chair in front of the TV, and the three of us are arranged in a zigzag pattern.

"Let you go so easily......" Grandma Su's eyes flashed, and then she asked, "Did Ai Shuqiao send someone to turn you over?" ”

"No, no!" Su Qiao blushed and denied, "I was indeed forced to practice jiu-jitsu, and I was ready to give it to a villain as a gift, but no man ever touched me!" Fortunately, Ye Lin rescued me in time......"

"Don't lie in front of your grandmother!" Grandma Su's gaze seemed to fall on me unintentionally, and quickly moved back to Su Qiao, "Why do I feel like you have a man?" ”

"There really isn't a ......" Su Qiao lowered his head, knowing that he couldn't explain clearly.

Now, I can finally be glad that there was no sperm worm in my brain last night, and I turned the clouds and rain with Su Qiao, so that there is a chance to hang up directly, and I will feel that I have no face to talk to Grandma Su today.

Without further ado, I told Grandma Su what happened to Su Qiao in the past two months, especially the super-H conditioned reflex that Marianne had trained her.

Of course, I was so embarrassed to do it, I just made a start, and then temporarily left the room and came to the corridor, so that Su Qiao could tell her grandmother the specific details.

Ten minutes later, Grandma Su called my name through the door and let me in, and the grandparents had already made a decision on what to do next.

First of all, Grandma Su wanted to bow to me and thank me for saving her granddaughter, I was busy saying that I didn't dare to be, I couldn't afford such an old-timer to salute me, and I would lose my life.

Subsequently, Grandma Su planned to contact Su Qiao's parents and tell them that her daughter had found her, but she did not let them go to Dongshan City to meet her daughter, under the pretext that Su Qiao had been deceived into a pyramid scheme organization, and she had contracted bird flu in the organization and needed to be isolated, and at most she could only contact her by phone.

The time to delay with the lie of bird flu, of course, has to be used in the reverse adjustment of Su Qiao, Grandma Su said that she is confident to correct her granddaughter, Grandma Su, who has the skill of forcing confessions with silver needles, is said to have a very special method of teaching, even if it is not used for Su Qiao, you can also try to teach Su Qiao's Marianne to arrest, and then the bell must be tied to the bell, if Marianne does not agree, she will serve with a silver needle.

Due to the above reasons, Grandma Su will stay in Dongshan City with Su Qiao for a period of time, and the grandparents and grandchildren will go to live together in a rental house.

"Grandma Su, how are you going to cure Su Qiao's problem?"

When Su Qiao was talking to her parents on the phone, I whispered to Grandma Su, who seemed to be confident.