When I got home, my mother didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly bought me a pack of uniform instant noodles, and a few little guys downstairs who came to my house to watch TV looked at my convenience and were hungry to death!

Turn on the nineteen-inch black and white TV in our house is playing Journey to the West, at this time Journey to the West is on fire, the two little guys are staring at the instant noodles in my hands, if I am really only five years old, I will never give him food, instant noodles are five cents a pack, this is in my memory, I can eat instant noodles once, it is very powerful!

This thing is not healthy, grabbed a handful and handed it over, these two little guys are called Zhao Ye, the other is called Wang Jianguo, if I remember correctly, one was admitted to college and moved away, and the other was eighteen years old and got the object, and brought the big-bellied girlfriend back directly from school, I don't know what happened after getting married!

Zhao Ye finished eating the instant noodles I gave and stared at my bag again, this is still addictive, my mother will buy it for me next time, I don't know what to do with the Year of the Monkey, the five cents of this year are very expensive!

"I don't have much, you guys watch TV!" I said to the two imps.

"I don't want to watch Journey to the West, I want to watch Popeye Bobo, don't watch Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie is ugly!" Wang Jianguo is gone!

And Zhao Ye was still staring at my instant noodle bag, I didn't want to give it to him, but this product was endless, and finally he even took out a dime from his pocket and said, "I bought yours for a dime, how much do you have left?" ”

I looked at the bag and there was still a third of it, forget it, such a big person is not very good, so I didn't ask for all the dime to him, Wang Jianguo asked Zhao Ye to share half of him, Zhao Ye didn't do it, the two fought, I had to persuade him to take in half a bag of noodles.

The two finished eating the instant noodles, and the Journey to the West was finished, and there were only six or seven TVs at home, and I turned over and watched Popeye for a while, and the cartoon time was over, I can only say that the children of this era are too scarce, and I have to wait for the animation mobilization of the central station to watch cartoons every day, and there will be no cartoons anymore as soon as this show is over!

After the cartoon is over, Zhao Ye and Wang Jianguo are going to play glass balls and ingots, I don't have time to follow them, I have to think about what tricks to make a fortune, I lay on the bed and looked at the "Follow the Feeling" I wrote, if I didn't guess wrong, this song will become popular in another year or two, but how can I make a fortune by this, can I find a TV station and tell people that this song will be popular? The fire is a mess, and now you are cheaper than 100,000 yuan to take away.

I guess I'll be spanked, writing lyrics is unreliable, there are very few things I can do at my age, and I have to go to school, lying in bed is meditating, there are so many ideas in my head, every one of them is reliable!

My dad came back and went out with a basin of water, no need to ask and scrub his 80 brand motorcycle, nothing to do downstairs and want to play with the children, but the evening was cold, it was already late autumn, I was still wearing open crotch pants, I don't know what my mother thought, my dad bought me a bubble gum, it was still sticky, it felt very cool on the arm, Zhao Ye ran over and told me to buy half of the instant noodles in the future, he bought, three cents and half a bag!

I suddenly thought about how I could get rich, but I didn't have a clue for a while, I agreed to Zhao Ye's request and ran home, and after thinking about it for a long time, I finally figured it out, I can be a retailer!

Kindergarten children are greedy, but no one has so much money, this era of family to spend five cents pocket money is definitely the rich second generation, like I usually basically a dime, or the blue kind of two cents, spend five cents to buy a pack of instant noodles, and then divide into three parts, one sells for three cents or two cents, isn't this profit?

Although there is very little money, but I am only five years old now, take my time, and when I have enough funds, I can't do anything, first register Tencent, then register Baidu, and then register Taobao, and then there will be no two horses and one Li in the future, I am the richest man in Asia, I am excited to think about it!

The task now is to get the funds, five cents of start-up capital, I, the future richest man in Asia, is actually worried about five cents, or talk to my mother!

Ran to the kitchen my mother was cooking, I tried to make myself cute as much as possible, so it was easy to get money, before I could speak, my mother didn't look back and said: "It's okay to watch TV, don't dangle in front of me, what should I do if I can't see you stepping on your foot, don't ask me for money, I don't have a dime!" ”

Mom!!

I understand my mother's character, if she doesn't give it, she won't give it, and maybe she will get a beating, so let's go to my father.

Downstairs, where was my dad washing the car, he ran up and said, "Dad, I can't eat enough every day, you give me five cents, can I buy a bag of instant noodles?" ”

"I only had two cents on me just now to buy bubble gum for you, your dad and I don't care about the money, the two cents on my body are still secretly hidden, I'm poorer than you!" My dad slapped me twice on the ass and said, "Eat more at night, eat enough in the morning, so you don't get hungry, go home!" ”

It's over, China's generation of retail kings is stillborn, just because my dad is a strict wife and doesn't give his son five cents, otherwise I will definitely be a local tyrant in the future, and now it seems that I can only think of other ways, what a penny is a hero!

During the meal, my mom asked me where I got the bubble gum, and I was about to say that my dad bought it for me, but my dad blinked desperately at me, fortunately I was a thirty-year-old, otherwise my dad would be finished, and hurriedly changed his story and said that he picked up two cents on the way!

After eating and watching TV, I have to go to bed before nine o'clock, many TV stations have been turned off, showing a slightly unfamiliar circle in my memory, such a change is really uncomfortable, I used to sleep basically in the second half of the night every day, TV will never have no programs, but the days are so empty, just because I can't sleep and turn over and be beaten, I found that women in the nineties don't need a reason to beat children at all, it's purely a rainy day to beat children, idle is also idle!

I got up early the next morning, my mom rummaged through the cabinets to find clothes, the cold came, winter is not far away, my mom said not to let me wear single clothes open crotch pants, I was glad when she actually took out a pair of cotton open crotch pants....

"Mom, I don't want to wear open crotch pants!" I couldn't help but say it, I will no longer be an ordinary person in the future, and I will be a billionaire at the very least, wearing open crotch pants like what's going on, mainly because I'm afraid that Xiaohua will pinch me again, that little guy will be ruthless!

"What to wear if you don't wear open crotch pants, a big fart child asks so much, I will take off my pants, I have to wash you when I pull it on my pants!" My mom mercilessly put on cotton open crotch pants for me!

I won't tell you, I will not only take off my pants now, even the girls' pants will be taken off, and honestly go to school, even if I can do anything, it is useless, when I arrived at the school gate, I saw three or four seventeen or eighteen-year-old children wearing canvas clothes, leaning on the side of the 28 bicycle smoking, the cigarette has a cigarette handle, it should be a longevity brand, next to the primary school, several primary school students have to pay money to these three people before entering the door, there are three cents and five cents, and those who do not will be beaten a few times!

"Protection money?"

That's right, I can collect protection money, so don't you have money, although the kindergarten doesn't have a lot of money, but I'm not robbing, and then I'll pay her back, it's a big deal to return instant noodles, and later generations will call me illegal fundraising....

When I entered the school, I put my goal on Xiaohua, I pinched me so cool yesterday, and today I can't get some oil and water from her, while Teacher Zhao picked up students at the door, I quietly asked Xiaohua: "Do you have any money?" Give it to me, I'll give you instant noodles and popsicles tomorrow and sell them to you cheaply! ”

Xiaohua stupidly took out five cents from her pocket, stared at me with a cautious face, I didn't see that this was a local tyrant, there were actually five cents, I, a thirty-year-old person, were excited, and it was better to get Xiaohua than anyone else!

"I'll buy it myself, why give it to you!" Xiaohua is not stupid, and directly puts the money in her pocket!

"You can buy a pack of instant noodles for five cents, you can only eat it once, I give me five cents, I can let you eat it three times!" I was tempted by the sidelines, and according to the IQ of five-year-olds, they could only tell whether they were losing by quantity, and they couldn't tell if they were at a loss by numbers.

Sure enough, Xiaohua hesitated and took out the money, but still asked cautiously, "Can you really eat it three times?" ”

I nodded and reached out to get the money, but the other person dodged and said to me, "No, you have to add one!" ”

This girl doesn't seem to be the master of the loss, I hope the other party doesn't make any excessive demands, I'm also a small business, and said, "Tell me!" ”

Xiaohua pointed to my crotch and said, "I don't know why it's not long, you have to let me play with it!" ”

Lao Tzu has to sell himself to earn a few cents, and the second child has to be played with, what kind of world is this, Xiaohua stared at my open crotch pants, I looked at my five cents in her hand, this is a naked transaction!

"Let's say it first, don't pinch it too hard, you know?" I said that my tears are about to fall, and I fought hard for five cents!

The other party suddenly laughed, handed over the five cents, reached out and touched the crotch of his pants, so frightened that I hurriedly retreated, and the other party was suddenly unhappy, forget it, touch it, as long as you don't pull it off!

After a good meal, I collected almost two yuan, enough to buy a lot of things, a pack of instant noodles into three parts, a popsicle into four parts, a fruit dan peel into six parts, a spicy strip into two parts, retail from the kindergarten!