After returning to the classroom, Mr. Zhao was still lecturing, Xiaohua looked at me from time to time, and I was a little nervous like a frightened bird, but there was a little girl in the middle, even if she didn't dare to run over to class when she thought about it, I basically had no memory of kindergarten when I was a child, and children were really curious about everything!

Xiao Yong used a pencil to write a few symbols that Martians didn't recognize, and then took out the eraser from the stationery box and showed it off to me: "You see my eraser is 2B, and the pencil is also 2B." ”

"You're a 2B too." I said in passing.

Maybe I felt the bad intentions in my words, Xiao Yong's eyes were full of tears, and he reached out and grabbed me underneath, I quickly put my legs together, Mommy Kindergarten is too terrifying, that's how I came when I was a child? Fortunately, there was no psychological shadow left, otherwise I wouldn't know who to cry with!

I talked about an aoe in a class, I was wondering if I should go up and tell them about the pronunciation and voice tags of my biological mother, the whole class was boiling when the bell ended, fighting, drilling the crotch of the pants, five or six people hugging and rolling together, the scene was chaotic for a while, and I sat there quietly alone a little stupid!

People say that in an environment you have to conform to the times, otherwise you will be abandoned by the times, I looked at Xiaohua playing with a little boy's pants, I was thinking if I should also go up and tear twice, that little boy cried to death or alive, just don't let Xiaohua pick up his pants, child, you have a snack, in more than ten years, you want people to take off your pants for you may have to spend a lot of effort!

Teacher Zhao came in for a long time to calm down a group of children, saw me sitting there quietly, came over and touched my head, and said, "Xiaoqian is really good, you are now the class leader, remember to take the lead in singing during class, do you know?" ”

I remember, when I was in school, the first five minutes of class was a chorus of the whole class, and now I can sing it is probably a children's rhyme, I remember that the most I could sing in junior high school was "Impulsive Punishment", and now these songs have not come out, so how can I plagiarize it!

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and there was a way to earn money without capital, and without going far away, copying songs, I took advantage of the time after class to write down some popular songs in the notebook, such as "Follow the Feeling", after writing it, I think this song is worth more than 100,000!

More than 100,000 yuan may not be a lot of money in 25 years, but in this era, my father's factory worker only had 500 yuan a month, and he smoked a four-cent welcome cigarette, and his family had an 80 brand motorcycle cow, and 100,000 yuan was definitely a huge amount of money!

Looking at the lyrics on his notebook, he finally found a sense of superiority for his rebirth, and when the class bell rang, Teacher Zhao came in and said to me: "Xiaoqian, take the lead in singing!" ”

I suddenly found that I can't do serious nursery rhymes at all, such as the adapted version of I want to go to school, this song is carrying a bag of dynamite to blow up the school, I don't dare to sing it, the school in the nineties was still very strict!

The whole class looked at me, and Xiaohua stared at my open crotch pants and smiled, I really had no choice but to sing: "I ignore you when you hit me, prepare, sing!" ”

This seems to be a spoof nursery rhyme that only came out of our third grade, and sure enough, no one in the class can sing it, forget it, I'll sing it myself!

"I ignore you when you hit me, I'll go up the mountain to tell Lao Li, Lao Li will give me a gun, and shoot me three times in my ass......."

The whole class laughed, and then sang along, Mr. Zhao also couldn't cry or laugh, after singing a song, everyone asked me to sing, and sang again: "The tricycle is running fast, there is an old lady sitting on it, I want five cents to give a piece, you say it's not strange, it's not strange, it's not strange, it's not strange, because they are in love!" ”

Teacher Zhao sang along, and when she sang the last three words of love, her face was blushing, looking at her appearance is also twenty years old, she can blush in these three words, if she puts it on the girl after twenty-five years, she will only tell you, home or seven days, wash and wait for me!

What can a kindergarten class learn, it is nothing more than one plus one equals several, the class is really a bit boring, suddenly on a whim want to go to the toilet, to see which female teacher is in the toilet, raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!" ”

Teacher Zhao stopped lecturing and shouted out the door to Teacher Li, I hurriedly said, "Teacher Zhao, I want you to take me there!" ”

In fact, Mr. Zhao is still quite good at the helm, as for whether Mr. Li will give me the helm, I don't know, Mr. Li came in and took me out, I thought she would take me to the women's toilet, I didn't expect her to take me directly to a bush, pulled my pants open, and said, "Pee!" ”

"Teacher, can we go to the bathroom?" I said to Mr. Li.

"You little kid is still so particular, who looks at you, just pee here, hurry up!" Teacher Li said in a stern voice.

I didn't think of this scenario, so I had to speak again: "Teacher, can you help me hold it, I'm afraid of peeing on my pants!" ”

Teacher Li looked at the place I pointed at and suddenly turned red, and it was a slap on my ass, and said shyly: "What a big child thinks, grab it yourself, the teacher can't clean it!" ”

"Last time, Mr. Zhao grabbed it for me, no, if you don't catch me, I won't pee, I'll pee in the class!" I'll just sprinkle it, anyway, Lao Tzu is a five-year-old child, you can't say that the child is a hooligan!

Teacher Li's face was flushed, but he still pinched it with his hand, turned his head over and said, "It's okay now, little ghost, pee!" ”

It's not easy to be a hooligan these days, forget it, let's pee cleanly!

When I went back to the class, I thought about any way to make money, it's best to be able to do it once and for all, now the lyrics are a way to make money, but I can't find Su Rui, I don't know what to do after thinking about it for a long time, let's go home and talk about it!

School ended at four o'clock in the afternoon, a large number of parents were waiting outside the school, to be honest, I really didn't want to leave the school (teacher), honestly, before leaving, Mr. Zhao squatted at me and said: "Remember to go home obediently, come to school obediently tomorrow, you are the class leader!" ”

I nodded and said, "Mr. Zhao, can you close your eyes?" ”

"What are you doing with your eyes closed?" Teacher Zhao asked with a puzzled star.

"Don't worry about it, just close your eyes!"

Teacher Zhao smiled and closed her eyes, she was wearing a one-piece denim suspender, I pulled the strap away with one hand, grabbed it with the other hand, and turned around and ran after grabbing it, Teacher Zhao opened his eyes and knew that he had been deceived, so angry that he stomped his feet and shouted: "Little rascal!" ”

When I don't play hooligan at this age, when I grow up, it is estimated that it will be over, all the way out of the school, my mother is waiting for me at the school gate, I haven't eaten in the afternoon and I'm really a little hungry, but how can I buy things at the school gate, I turned around and found that there was an old-fashioned sugar gourd target, and a popcorn, a group of children blocked their ears and stared at the black stove with a very excited face!

"Tom~~~~~"

A sound that resounded through the world, some popcorn shot out from the side like bullets, and suddenly the children who were guarding next to them began to lie on the ground and grab it, no one was dirty, and they were happy to eat, and I also dropped a grain under my feet, picked it up and put it in my mouth, after twenty-five years, that familiar feeling beat in my heart again!

"Mom, I want to eat popcorn!"

"Eat a fart, it costs two yuan to explode a tank here, and I will cut a pound of pork for you for two yuan, and make dumplings to eat!"

On the way home, I saw that the street on both sides of the street is still sparsely lala, there is no red light or anything at all, people are also wearing very earthy yellow cloth shirts, occasionally there is a white shirt must be walking with his head up, where everyone is talking, nothing more than saying that people use Shanghai's "really good" cloth, and the shirt is white!

I thought all the way, according to the next development, Hong Kong and Taiwan culture should impact the mainland culture, bell bottoms and explosive heads began to enter the city, followed by portable radios, this era is full of gold, it is difficult not to get rich, but I am too young, and when I grow up, I will not even have a hair!