Chapter 2: Run, Brother
Because he got up late, Zhou Zhou was forced to take advantage of his running.
Zhou Zhou, and morning luck! The security guard at the door greeted him with a smile.
Zhou Zhou smiled with difficulty, waved his hand and ran out.
What time is it, it's still morning, I'm sick!
However, you can't blame the door guard, who told yourself to run at this time often? Usually there are acquaintances to say hello, Zhou Zhou has a good face, embarrassed to say that he is too late to go to work, gilding himself, and saying that he is exercising.
As soon as he walked out of the gate of the community, it happened that the No. 113 bus passed by his body and was about to enter the station.
"Hey, wait, master, wait for me......" Zhou Zhou shouted, although he knew that the bus driver would definitely not be able to hear, but he still tried to shout.
Thinking about his car in the beautiful dream in the morning, Zhou Zhou finally found the similarity between reality and illusion, that is, the car he wanted to make was relatively long.
Zhou Zhouyun was full of dantian energy, rounded his legs, threw off his arms, and chased after him in stride, he wanted to use facts to prove that the two legs were the wheels of the car that won the race.
Zhou Zhou thought, how good it would be if this was in the game, he has a lot of mastery in the game, in this case, as long as he takes a thousand miles and arrives at the destination in an instant, isn't it just a consumption of blue! What we have is, this little distance, little KISS.
Zhou Zhou's pace does not stop, the brain is also running at a high speed, you say that the Chinese in the world athletics competition, can not enter the finals, is it too early so not in a hurry, or too late to train?
Anyway, Zhou Zhou feels that his running ability is a step a day, and an ancient poem describes it as - to a higher level.
Judging from the sound of the wind whistling in the ears, the speed of running has made another qualitative leap, and it should be upgraded. It is estimated that if it continues like this, it will be able to participate in the next Olympic Games, and the championship is just around the corner.
Suddenly, I remembered an advertising slogan: I said I can fly, just be faster, and run faster......
In fact, it didn't take too fast, now Zhou Zhou felt his feet hanging in the air and flew up. This is evidenced by the fact that several motor vehicles have been left behind one after another.
Zhou Zhou suddenly had a bold idea, if he wore his underwear outside and put on a sheet, would the speed be doubled?
You can try it down, you still have ideas!
"Master, wait a minute...... Wait...... Master" Zhou Zhou shouted, a little hoarse.
A head poked out of the back window of the bus and waved at Zhou Zhou. "Wukong, don't chase after you, go first for the teacher."
Jojo......
Hell, who are you? Besides, as long as you look like that, you are barely an eight-precept.
On the highway next to him, in a driving taxi, the driver became interested, and amused through the open window: "Hey, buddy, okay, look at you as a master!" I'm 60 on this code watch, I can't get rid of you, and I consume it, I want to try it, don't you? Let's see who's afraid of whom. ”
As soon as the driver's accelerator slammed and the horn sounded, the highway turned into a race field and competed with Zhou Zhou.
Thunder and thunder in the sky, hammer and hammer on the ground, who is afraid of whom in the world now? Whoever is afraid of his wife will suffer! The driver chewed rap in his mouth, his body swayed to the beat, but his hands and feet were not idle.
He thought he was Schumacher driving F1!
What's wrong with people now? You say that a driver, poor early in the morning, what is poor, just drive a good car honestly, be careful not to run a red light without paying attention, and fine and deduct points, you cry.
Besides, with his appearance, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a strict wife, raking his ears, and his status at home is a keyboard warrior.
What's more, who is afraid of his wife and who suffers, his eloquence is so good, do your family know? If you don't talk to Lao Guoxue about cross talk, you're blind.
Compared with me, you are afraid of my wife, you may win? I don't even have a girlfriend, you said I'd be afraid of my wife!
Now, you are sitting in the car, not to mention carrying forward the spirit of the old driver with me, but the idle egg pain is with me here, what kind of coaxing? Everyone's busy! Bull, beware of overturning.
Bang, a muffled sound, scared Zhou Zhou to jump, take a closer look, I, there is such a spirit!
The taxi stalled in the middle of the road, although it did not overturn, but it had a flat tire.
The driver cursed and got out of the car, crying and mourning.
Isn't it awesome, so you can pretend to be a force! It depends on whether you are thundering or hammering now.
Zhou Zhou didn't have time to amuse the driver, and he would leak air when he spoke, but now he had a clear purpose, a firm will, and ran with gritted teeth.
However, when passing by the driver, Zhou Zhou was still polite and stretched out his middle finger at him happily.
Originally, Zhou Zhou couldn't catch the bus, but at the door of the bus, there was a caring girl who ignored the blame and complaints of the driver and the passengers on the bus, insisted on blocking the door, just didn't let him go, and waved to Zhou Zhou anxiously.
With the help of the girl, Zhou Zhou finally stepped up his legs.
Reluctantly nodded at the girl he didn't know, nodding his head to express his gratitude, there are really not many such good people now, is this the legendary red scarf in a harmonious society?
Zhou Zhouchang gasped for breath, swallowed hard, and then raised his hand to the driver to signal that he would pay later.
Someone in the car looked at Zhou Zhou with strange eyes, and suddenly laughed without knowing why.
Zhou Zhou didn't know what to do, but he also smirked honestly and replied kindly.
I wanted to chat with the girl who helped, and then thanked her, but I didn't see anyone when I looked around, so I didn't continue to look for it.
After sorting out his mood, he squeezed to the back of the car, now only hoping that the bus could run as fast as he had just done and arrive at the company early.
Hurry up, why is it like a snail crawling, he really wants to ask the driver, is this car burning oil or boiling water?
It's a sure thing to be late, I go to work at nine o'clock, and it takes forty minutes to hurry on the road.
As soon as he got out of the car, Zhou Zhou began to run wildly again, even if he was late, even if he was reprimanded by the boss, even if he was fired......
! I was fired, and I rushed to work in a hurry, and I was sick.
The TV variety show "Run, Brother" was copied to real life by Zhou Zhou, and he was very happy to run.
The chaotic thoughts in his head popped out from time to time, interfering with Zhou Zhou's nerves, but not Zhou Zhou's pace of progress.
Rushing into the office building, the whole building seems to be much quieter than usual.
Zhou Zhou's heart also cooled. Bad, bad thing, it seems that it is not a moment or a half to be late, the car on the road is like a snail crawling, today is more than lucky.
There was a person in front of him who was already standing at the elevator door, and Zhou Zhou was afraid of missing the opportunity again, so he shouted: "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "Rushed to the front and urgently stepped on the brakes, Zhou Zhou smiled." Thank you. ”
"No thanks." The man was also very polite, and pasted the white paper in his hand on the elevator door.
Zhou Zhou thought why the advertisement, take a closer look, it reads: elevator failure, suspension of use.
"Master, isn't it?" Zhou Zhou was about to cry, his bitter face was long, like a donkey.
There are two elevators in total, the bad elevator two days ago I don't know if it has been repaired, and this morning it was broken again, what is the excitement in a hurry? It's not the New Year.
What's going on today, elevators all over the world seem to have been discussed. I haven't done anything to be sorry for the elevator? If you have any comments about me, just mention them! Why are you doing this yin, play with me?
Zhou Zhou wanted to scold his mother, he felt that he was really back, today must not be an auspicious day for the zodiac, and it was not appropriate to go out. Why doesn't God open his eyes, and a little person like him, who works hard every day and works hard, should be treated inhumanely like this?
God, it's better not for me to meet you, or else—squash you!
Suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky outside the building, playing with Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou trembled for no reason, I damn it, it's really fake!
Seeing Zhou Zhou's donkey face, the master who repaired the elevator was suddenly happy: "Yo ho, boy, I just came back from Paris, France, and I am dressed so fashionably." ”
I'm back from Rome, Italy! Zhou Zhou muttered in his heart, he really made me happy, with that good thing of going abroad, it would not be my turn to go to eight poles, who would give me the money if I wanted to go?
"I've seen a tie tied around my waist, but I haven't seen a tie like a red scarf. Okay, you're ready to take over, aren't you? Take me! "The elevator repairer joked and was very happy." When you walk down the street, you will definitely attract many eyeballs, that is, leading the new trend in the clothing world. ”
Zhou Zhou heard him say this, and looked down at himself. I don't know if I don't look at it, my clothes are really wonderful, which startled him.
It turned out that in a hurry, Zhou Zhou put the suit and tie on the coat, and the red tie looked nondescript, no wonder along the way, there were always people looking at him with strange eyes, it was like this, and they were all making fun of him.
Feelings, he is the red scarf!
It's okay to know, and say that he made a mistake in his busyness. I don't know, I thought that the mental hospital didn't close the door early in the morning, and a patient ran out.
This time it's stinky! You said that this boss is too, why is it still popular to wear suits now, but he requires his employees to wear fair and impartial, I don't know what the hell is going on, and I don't have the consciousness to keep pace with the times.
However, fortunately, the fortunate thing in the misfortune is that it was found early and not let my colleagues see it, especially the three lost friends. Otherwise, at least this month, they will make fun of him in the office, grinning loudly, and they can see the back molars.
Zhou Zhou hurriedly ripped off his tie, "Master, please drive the elevator next to you down, do me a favor!" "Zhou Zhou is careful.
"I'm sorry, I'm only responsible for repairing this elevator, I can't care about the rest, you wait for the aunt who drives the elevator."
"Where did the aunt who drove the elevator go?"
The repairman shrugged. "I guess I'm on my way here. But you have to wait, she still has thorns to cut, there are demons that have not been removed, there are snowy mountains that have not been climbed, and there are grasses that have not been crossed......"
Why are people so poor now? It's full of jokers.
It's all to blame on Lao Zhao, since he sold his abduction, the people of the whole country have learned to fool.
"So what do I do now?"
The maintenance man thought for a moment, "Why don't I find a few people to carry you up?" ”
Uncle, count yourself ruthless! Of course, Zhou Zhou listened to the voice-over, his right hand was secretly buckled, and he slapped the dragon ten times with one move, and beat the maintenance man into a pig's head in his heart.
didn't care about saying anything more, Zhou Zhou began to climb the stairs with difficulty again.
Eighteen floors, and eighteen floors to climb again!