"Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou, I heard that you are going to invest 20 billion yuan in the city for public construction, can you tell me the specific details?"

"Mr. Zhou, there are rumors that you will wholly acquire the world's largest online shopping company, Ah Crooked Mother, is it true?"

……

As soon as Zhou Zhou walked into the hall, a large group of reporters flocked up, carrying, carrying, and small cannons were aimed at him, surrounding him, and the sound of cameras clicking one after another was endless, countless flashes blinded his eyes, and many microphones with their respective media logos stretched out in front of him of different lengths, making him overwhelmed.

Zhou Zhou maintained a fascinated smile and nodded humbly to the surroundings, looking elegant and personable.

The eight bodyguards around him were like facing a great enemy, and they were so busy that they struggled to open a small circle around him and protect him in the middle.

Reporters chattered and scrambled to ask their own questions.

"May I ask Mr. Zhou, it took you less than ten years to replace Bi Er Gai and become the richest man in the world, is there any secret?"

A beautiful reporter squeezed forward, and her eyes full of admiration were hotly projected.

Beauty can be treated preferentially everywhere, and now is no exception.

Zhou Zhou looked at her and smiled faintly. "It's nothing, I'm a fun-loving person, I go around when I'm fine, and I like to take a trip that just goes."

"But what does this have to do with you becoming the richest man?" The beauty was a little confused.

"Everywhere I go, I happily enjoy the beauty of the local area, and after admiring it, I buy a few local lottery tickets, and that's it." Zhou Zhou looked serious.

Well? ……

That's fine, too! There was a commotion in the crowd.

The beauty is a little confused. "You mean, your fortune comes mainly from lottery wins?"

"Let's just say that, except for the domestic ones, I haven't won the jackpot, and in foreign countries, I can always hit the jackpot, and there's nothing, it's just a little luckier."

There was an exclamation all around, mixed with Chi Guoguo's envy, jealousy and hatred.

Nima's, don't pretend to be a man, you will be struck by lightning!

Seven or eight out of ten, it's just a little luckier, you're still human, why don't you die!

At this time, in the hands of the reporters, there was no peel and vegetable leaves, rotten cloth or anything, otherwise he would have been buried.

While talking, Zhou Zhou had already walked to the door of the hall, and the assistant hurriedly helped him push open the door of the hall.

"Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou......" At the police cordon ten meters away from the gate, the sharp-eyed people shouted, this call is not tight, countless boys and girls went crazy, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and rushed forward, especially those girls, their eyes flashed brightly, usually one or two were delicate and weak, and at this time, I don't know where the strength came from, standing out from the crowd, screaming and screaming, with excitement and excitement in the voice.

"Zhou Zhou, I love you!"

"Zhou Zhou, I want to marry you!"

"Zhou Zhou, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

Well? ……

Who is this, are you sure that the monkey that was born is mine? The breed is completely wrong!

In this regard, it is still necessary to believe in science, and this wish of yours, at the current level, cannot be realized.

The scene was a little chaotic, and even a few girls fainted on the ground because they were too excited.

Fortunately, the police officers who maintained order around them were not surprised, and they were accustomed to such scenes, and they formed a human wall, unceremoniously blocking everyone who wanted to break through the cordon, and busily carrying the fainted person into the ambulance.

Zhou Zhou waved elegantly to the crowd, saying things like I love you too, interacting with fans, and enjoying the supreme treatment of the stars holding the moon.

The driver quickly drove a luxury car more than ten meters long, and the attendant opened the door, and Zhou Zhou was about to sit on it......

Suddenly, the picture changed, out of nowhere came out of nowhere, some holding one or two children in their hands, some holding swaddling clothes in their arms, the woman shouted her husband, the child shouted her father, and ran to Zhou Zhou with her teeth and claws, so strong that even the well-trained bodyguards couldn't resist being pushed aside.

The women surrounded Zhou Zhou and dragged him with all hands and feet, shouting that it was my husband, don't rob him.

The children hugged Zhou Zhou's thighs below, with a lot of snot and tears, and his straight trouser legs were shining.

Zhou Zhou was horrified and had nowhere to hide.

When he remembered to escape, a woman who looked like a flower blocked the way, and a child suddenly appeared in her hand. "Husband, this is my two children, come and call Dad."

Ruhua said and threw the child into Zhou Zhou's arms.

Zhou Zhou instinctively took it, but before he could react to what was going on, the child in his arms suddenly turned into a monkey, stretched out his furry paws, and grinned at his face......

Zhou Zhou sat up from the bed with a scream, his back was wet with cold sweat, he gasped for breath to calm down the panic, and glanced at the cabinet next to the bed.

"Wow, it's too much!" Zhou Zhou rolled over and got up from the bed and screamed, almost falling off the bed due to excitement.

"It's set at 7:50 to call me, and now it's 8:40, you haven't moved at all, so it's okay to talk about professional ethics. A pig is better than you, and it will hum. ”

Although full of complaints, but Zhou Zhou didn't dare to be idle, in a hurry, hands and feet used to get dressed, that guy, that speed, that is quite fast, all more than the firefighters who are ready to fight the fire, if the fire department recruits people one day, he is the first to sign up, because he believes that he has absolute strength, defeat those competitors, and be a civil servant.

"I knew you couldn't be relied on, I didn't expect you to be so unreliable, I don't have to use you even if I have a mobile phone, isn't it just that you have been with me for so many years, and you are reluctant to lose it, you are good, you have learned to be lazy, are you worthy of me?" Zhou Zhou chattered.

The clothes and pants that were obviously placed on the pillow before going to bed yesterday, where have they all gone?

I couldn't find the pants when I found the clothes, I found the pants, and I didn't know where the socks were. One and two are like naughty children, playing hide and seek with him.

Hurriedly thought while wearing, this time he was dead, the boss had just warned him seriously two days ago, if he was late again, no matter how much time, he would not be spared, and he would take the initiative to leave.

Thinking that in the dream just now, he was still the richest man in the world, but when he opened his eyes, he had to run for a living, this huge contrast made people speechless, and could only make people helplessly sigh that creation made people, this fucking life, ideal and reality, why is the gap so big!

He really wanted to shout loudly to God - damn me!

"It's all your fault......" Zhou Zhou had nowhere to vent, and threw out an angry finger and pointed at the alarm clock. If I am fired by the boss this time, I will immediately dismantle you and abolish you when I come back. ”

Zhou Zhou chattered at the alarm clock on the table, this mechanical clock has been with him for some years.

Thinking that the boss was glaring, putting his hand on his chin, and making a motion to wipe his neck, Zhou Zhou couldn't help but chrysanthemum tightened, and the egg shattered to the ground.

He itched his teeth, he really wanted to copy the knife, so he cut the boss like a chicken, and he rushed to work angrily for work, and directly took revenge.

But you can't blame the alarm clock entirely, just like you can't pull out the, just go to the weird hard truth, sometimes you have to ask yourself, is it the people are useless, or is there no seam between A and C?

Make up for it with your own brain, and your words are not coarse.

In fact, the fact that he couldn't get up on time every morning was entirely caused by Zhou Zhou's own staying up too late at night.

At night, once Zhou Zhou fights in front of the computer, he will be obsessed with online games, and some hot-blooded knights, and vicious demons and monsters, when he fights to the death, the oath of going to bed early and getting up early will be thrown out of the sky with the happiness of killing monsters.

Zhou Zhou also knows that this is not good, often at night, two villains will appear in his mind, villain A said: Do you still play games tonight? Villain B said: Play, why don't you play. Villain A: Then go to bed early? Villain B: Whatever, let's talk about it after playing!

Then, the two villains hooked their shoulders together, with obscene expressions, and said to each other happily: Then go, what are you waiting for, hurry up.

When you get up late in the morning, Zhou Zhou will review himself with annoyance, why are you like this, didn't you say that you go to bed early and get up early? You're already an adult, you can't live like this, you have to go to bed early tonight.

The results can be imagined.

Cycle after cycle, every day, alas, scumbag dick, is like this to live a muddy life.

Zhou Zhou was complaining here, and the alarm clock was so aggrieved that he frowned.

Boss, talk about your conscience, I have been loyal and conscientious every day for more than ten years, and I wake you up on time, but you are good, and you are not unresponsive for a long time, and you continue to sleep in the dark, or you will slap me with a slap, and I am not a cucumber.

After filming me, you didn't get up by yourself, but you were late for the boss's training, but when you came back, you came back to me to vent your anger, I became a punching bag again, I'm just an alarm clock!

You're busy, tired, playing, and tired, and you know how to sleep and rest, what about me? For many years, if you were allowed to walk 24 hours a day, like a donkey pulling a mill, you would have fallen down long ago.

There is no merit and hard work, and there is no hard work and fatigue. I didn't complain, but you're chattering there, are you human?

Well, as if you were a person.

Of course, Zhou Zhou couldn't hear the complaints of the alarm clock, and the alarm clock didn't dare to let him hear it. Otherwise, Zhou Zhou was angry, and he threw it out of the half-open window before he could save it, it was not broken, and there was absolutely no corpse.

In fact, alarm clocks really don't understand people's inferior nature, succumb to power, bully the weak, and abound. So, it can only be endured.

Zhou Zhou didn't know that when he didn't care about washing his face and brushing his teeth, he stuffed his laptop computer into his briefcase indiscriminately, tightened his trouser belt with one hand and tied his tie with the other, closed the door and ran away, the alarm clock rang "ding ding dong", and he danced happily.

Otherwise, he would have thrown it out the window.

Unfortunate things followed, when Zhou Zhou ran to pull up the open door in front of his pants, and when he came to the elevator door, the elevator just went down.

No way? God, I haven't done anything bad! Zhou Zhou sighed.

Wait, it's not a wise move, what else do you want, run! It's not the first time, but fortunately I only live on the 12th floor.

Run out of the building along the stairs, turn around and rush down the road to the entrance of the community.

At this time, he thought to himself, he can't waste the years like this anymore, starting today, he must go to bed early and get up early and not be late!