On Monday morning, my father slept very sweetly at home, he must have secretly drunk in the middle of the night while I was not paying attention, and the blush on his face was as beautiful as Zhu Bajie had just married his daughter-in-law.

But I got up from bed at five o'clock in the morning, worried about how things would develop in the future, and ran to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing with the old man in a depressed way.

The old man, who let my pigeon go on Saturday and the pigeon I let go of on Sunday, turned his hands behind his back and looked at the pool of clear water in Dongshan Lake.

The reason why it is said to be clear water is not that the scenery is beautiful, but that there is a vegetable market nearby, and the vendors sell leftover rotten vegetables, and sometimes they throw them into the lake. The main cause of blue water is mainly spinach leaves.

My face must have been as ugly as a spinach leaf, and when the old man saw me, he frowned and said:

"At a young age, what do you say with a sad face! Do you have AIDS? ”

"No, no, no ......"

"Then what are you worried about?"

I can't say that my dad had a relationship with my female classmate's mother, and I can't face her now!

Besides, this should be my family affair, the old man and I are not related, and we don't even know each other's names, even if my father and Aunt Ren do it four times in one night, they have nothing to do with the old man!

"Since you don't have an incurable disease, then continue to practice boxing with me!"

Probably with the resentment of being released by me on Saturday, the old man hit very hard today, and I was bounced to the trunk many times by his force, and my body was blue and purple.

In addition, because of the battle with Xu Tianming, the master of the young hall, my back and legs hurt and I felt uncomfortable, so the result of training with the old man was much worse than in the past, and it seemed that I couldn't get rid of the strength of the old man's fight at all.

But the old man played with me with great interest for a while, and looked at me, who was sitting down with my back against the trunk of the tree, panting, twisting his beard in his hands, and said strangely:

"You haven't been practicing for two days, but I didn't expect that the ability to 'turn strength' has grown a lot!"

"Huh?" I was very surprised, "I was obviously beaten by you, old man, and I can't find the north!" ”

"Hmph, that's because in the past I only used two successes, but today I used forty percent! You haven't fallen into Dongshan Lake under my four successful powers, and this progress can already be described as speed! ”

It turned out that I was going to push me into Dongshan Lake, covered in spinach leaves! How much grudge you have, old man!

In addition, saying that I am making rapid progress, is it related to the decisive battle with Xu Tianming yesterday?

That's not right! Because Xu Tianming's leg method is too fast, Yin Yang Sanshou didn't come in handy for him at all!

Could it be that it was in the taekwondo gym, the battle with He Ling in the ring? Because I was physically exhausted, the only thing I relied on at that time was Yin and Yang Sanshou, so in the case of desperate bets, did I accidentally reach a higher realm?

Wow hahahahahaha! I'm a genius! Seeing that I have upgraded so quickly, I am definitely the best candidate to inherit advanced martial arts, old man, should you wake up and immediately teach me the "strength" in the hands of yin and yang! If you hold my thighs and beg me to learn, maybe I will reluctantly agree!

But the old man seemed to have discovered what I was thinking, and he pouted and said:

"In the future, you don't have to come to learn boxing from me every day."

"Huh?"

"Even if you come, you may not be able to find me."

"Huh?"

"What I taught you before, you can slowly understand!"

"Huh?"

"The most important thing is that you are not allowed to mention to others that I am your master."

I was shocked, is the old man going to break off with me? I—I haven't learned enough! Don't be like the masters in martial arts novels, just come and go!

"Master, master! Apprentice, I was wrong! Don't drive me away! ”

I hugged the old man's thigh and shouted with a crying voice.

The old man was so angry that his face turned purple, kicked me aside, and said angrily:

"I said I wasn't allowed to call me master! I said that I won't practice boxing with you every day in the future, there is a reason! ”

"Huh?"

"If you just compete in 'Huajin', your yin and yang are scattered, I'm afraid it's close to my daughter's level......"

"Although my granddaughter is a martial arts genius, you are still a long way from her, but she is unwilling to learn, saying that 'learning yin and yang from grandpa will make her legs shorter!' 'When I was a child, I didn't know that I was deceived and learned a lot! ’”

"Martial arts are sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat, and in time, you may really surpass them!"

I was bitter when I heard this, could it be that the old man wanted to hide his secrets, and didn't want me, an outsider, to surpass his own family?

"What's more, in the summer by the lake, the smell of vegetable leaves is too bad......"

Huh? Old man, your topic has changed a little faster!

"I suggest that you don't come to run every day, I heard the city leaders say that soon you will build some buildings and pavilions around Dongshan Lake to attract foreign tourists, and when you run around Dongshan Lake, half the distance is a construction site, and the dust you inhale is enough for you to get lung disease!"

"Is it difficult, is it ......," I said movingly, "old man, are you worried about my health and want to teach me in a different place?" ”

"You're so thick-skinned! I'm worried about my own health! ”

After glaring at me for a while, the old man said:

"The master led the way in, and the cultivation is personal, not to mention that I am not your real master. Before the renovation project of Dongshan Lake is completed, you can slowly experience the mystery of yin and yang! Remember, don't easily use Yin and Yang Sanshou to use force with others, you have now reached a new stage of kung fu to transform strength, 'Fa Jin' and 'Hua Jin' come from one, in case you understand the trick of starting strength on your own, and lack the experience of using it......"

"What will happen?" I hurriedly said, "Will you go mad and die?" ”

"Damn, I said don't read so many martial arts novels!" The old man struck a chestnut chisel on my head, "It's more serious than going mad!" ”

After teaching me a lesson, the old man said with a worried expression:

"'Fa Jin' is a very common way to use energy in the martial arts world, take Wing Chun as an example, there are 'long bridge Fa Jin' and 'short bridge Fa Jin', and the top boxers in Europe and the United States will also use Fa Jin, but they don't call it that."

"Because when my ancestors created Yin and Yang Sanshou, it was an era of war and chaos in China, so the strength of Yin and Yang Sanshou emphasized lethality...... If this 'yang energy' hits ordinary people and is close to the vital point, it may kill others! ”

I didn't believe it a little, but seeing that the old man's tone was so serious, I had to promise that I would be cautious in the future and not use yang energy to beat people.

Anyway, you didn't teach me to work hard at all! Where can I go to comprehend for myself, how can I use yang energy to beat people to death!

"Then, after the completion of the project of Dongshan Lake, will I still come here to find you, old man? What if you don't come? ”

"What's so hard about this, a living person can still suffocate urine?" The old man snorted, "Give me your phone number!" I think you're almost ready to come, so I'll give you a phone call! ”

After reporting the mobile phone number to the old man, the old man said that he didn't bring a pen and paper, and he couldn't remember such a long list of numbers, so he changed his mind.

"Change your phone number to remember me! But don't mess around! If you encounter a problem that you can't solve, you can call me! ”

I was overjoyed and surprised: "Old man, you actually have a mobile phone!" ”

The old man said angrily: "Why can't I have a mobile phone!" Do you think I'm an antique? Not only do I have a mobile phone, but I also have the Apple 5th generation that my son bought for me! The highest record of "Fruit Ninja" in the Martial Arts Association is still held by me! ”

After separating from the old man, I thought that I would not be able to see him for a while, and I felt a little lost, but I was secretly happy to hear that my yin and yang had made great progress.

Because of a lot of delays in the morning, I was late for school today, not to mention that I couldn't participate in the flag-raising ceremony, and sneaked into the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, only to find that Xiaoqin, who also did not participate in the flag-raising ceremony, was holding a thick book with "Mathematics Learning Problem Book" written on the cover, and her face was sad and tears rippled.

Damn, even if it's all math problems that I don't know, don't be so sad! When have you been so self-motivated!

No, it's not! Xiaoqin doesn't care about her academic performance! If it were Gong Caicai, I might still believe it, Xiaoqin's words, even if she scored zero in the exam, she would not have the slightest guilt or apology, and it was impossible for her to cry because she couldn't understand the math problem!

Could it be because of something else? When I happened to open the workbook, did you remember that incident? What is it that makes you so sad?

, it's not Aunt Ren and my dad's business, you know it! Two days ago, you also reminded me, don't have any improper thoughts about my sister Amy, brother and sister love is very disgusting, and now I am going to the road of my sister step by step, so I can't accept it, are you crying sadly!

Aunt Nima Ren, you're so unreasonable! It's okay if the father doesn't abide by the confidentiality agreement, and you have to tell your daughter this kind of thing! Is it worth showing off! Isn't it awesome to have four times in one night? How do you let us as children face each other!

I walked over quietly in embarrassment and embarrassment, only to find that the book in Xiaoqin's hand was just a cover of a number study problem, and there was not a formula on the page, but a line of Chinese characters.

Finding me coming, Xiaoqin turned her head, tears hanging from the corners of her eyes.

"Woo woo, Ye Lin, Ye Lin......"

I thought she was going to say, "Our parents did that kind of thing, what are we going to do!" What she didn't expect to say was:

"--This novel is so touching!"

"I'm reading the whole book to collect comic inspiration, and this novel is really touching!"

"Even if you kill all your rivals, you have to be with the hero, what a brave heroine! Weishenme awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature to Mo Yan! Obviously, this novel is even greater! ”

"Isn't it? Huh? Ye Lin, why are you shaking? Could it be that classmate Ye Lin likes Mo Yan, did I make you angry? ”

Bastard! Since you don't know about our parents, don't cry casually! And don't warn me around the bush while reading this kind of bloody and violent novel!