Listen to my father's story, this is how the incident happened the night before.

I don't know what medicine the tenant upstairs took that day, not only did he scream loudly, but it was also very long. Finally managed to get to the end of them, Dad and Aunt Ren just wanted to go back to sleep, and it was less than ten minutes after returning to bed, and upstairs actually scored two goals!

Aunt Ren was so angry by the woman's "babbling" that her face turned pale, and she was about to go upstairs to smash their door, but her father persuaded her not to go, saying that the hotel was originally used to do this kind of thing, and it would be over after a while.

But after my father said this, he also felt a little inappropriate, and now that the two of them are also in the hotel, do they want to do this kind of thing?

Sure enough, Aunt Ren picked on him and said to him: "Since you won't let me go up to find it, you are responsible for making them both shut up!" ”

Dad pretended to be a bitter melon: "What can I do?" Even if I try to call their room, they won't answer ......."

Aunt Ren "cut", "Haven't you heard those jokes on the Internet?" It is said that when you live in a hotel and hear the next door shouting, "The bed is loud, so you make a louder noise on your side, and the other party will shut up!" ”

Dad was overjoyed: "Let's ...... Shall we make this sound too? ”

Aunt Ren was sitting on the bed in pajamas, fiddling with the laptop that belonged to her father, the LCD screen emitted a faint white light, reflecting on her body, and her father said that Aunt Ren's appearance was like a nine-day fairy descending to the earth.

But the fairy glared at him fiercely, "You think beautifully!" To call the bed is also you responsible for calling! ”

"Huh?"

"'Ahh Hurry up and call me 'Bed!' It is said on the Internet that as long as the male ** shouts, 'Husband, you are so amazing!' 'Husband hard!' They shouted louder than each other, and they put out the fire! ”

Dad was embarrassed and said, "It's too shameful......

"Shame on the fart!" Aunt Ren said, "What are you afraid of as a big man?" If you don't scream, do you want me to scream? ”

Dad had no choice but to put his hands to his mouth and make a trumpet shape, and shouted shyly:

"Husband, you are so amazing~~?"

Aunt Ren glared angrily: "Force! ”

Dad continued to shout: "Husband hard! ”

"Not for you to shout this! It's to make you shout harder! ”

"But...... I've tried hard enough......" Dad hung his head and said, "I dare to let me do this loudly if you ask me to lecture, I'm really embarrassed to ......"

Aunt Ren said disdainfully: "Hmph, it's not even good to call the bed, it's really stupid!" What's the use of you as a man? ”

Dad was touched and sad, bowed his head and said, "I...... I'm really useless......"

At this time, the upstairs finally finished the second shot, but after these two tosses, Aunt Ren and Dad couldn't sleep a little.

So Aunt Ren was playing with the computer, and my father took out a copy of "Global Science" and read it under the bedside lamp.

No one spoke, and more than half an hour passed unconsciously.

Seeing her father's sad expression from the corner of her eye, Aunt Ren regretted that she had said something serious, but she couldn't pull her face down, she was bored playing with the computer, so she got out of bed and took out 6 cans of Yanjing beer in the refrigerator.

This is what my father bought and put in the refrigerator before the quarantine, because Aunt Ren drove him to the fat man's house to sleep that night, so he didn't have time to drink. Although Aunt Ren also likes to drink, because it is extremely inconvenient to buy alcohol after isolation, she has been holding back from drinking.

Dad had forgotten about it, but when he saw that the beer had been left to this day, he was also aroused by the wine worm, so he asked pitifully:

"Can you give me a can?"

Originally, these beers were bought by my father, and if my father asked for it with confidence, Aunt Ren should share it with him, but when she saw that her father's own rights and interests were obviously harmed, she didn't stand up to defend it loudly, so she further felt that the poor person must have something to hate, so she said categorically:

"Don't give! People like you drink alcohol and have sex after drinking? ”

Then, under the greedy gaze of his father, he drank all 6 cans of beer.

Not only did he drink too much, but he was also very anxious, as if he was afraid that if he drank a little slowly, he would be laughed at by his father.

It's easy to get drunk when you drink fast, Aunt Ren burped, pushed the laptop aside, and fell asleep with her face on the ground.

According to him, his biggest delusion at that time was to quietly walk over and see if there were a few drops left in the beer can that Aunt Ren had emptied, but after thinking about it, he was afraid of being misunderstood by Aunt Ren, so he finally didn't do that.

After a while, Aunt Ren seemed to be asleep, and Dad also turned off the bedside lamp and prepared to sleep.

How did I think that there was a Japanese friend living upstairs, at least the name was "Three Lang in One Night"! After resting for an hour, I started to do a lot of things again! You're going to die! I didn't die of bird flu, I was going to die of overindulgence!

In the middle of the night, it was supposed to be the moment when men were naturally stiff, and my father was aroused by the cry upstairs, and he was embarrassed, but he found that Aunt Ren swayed up from the bed, and the moonlight was like silver, shining through the curtains on Aunt Ren's thin pajamas, outlining a sexy and graceful body, making Dad even more ape-like.

"You bastards! Think you're amazing, don't you? Aunt Ren pointed to the ceiling and scolded drunkenly, accidentally tripped over the empty wine jar under her feet and fell into her father's bed.

Dad covered up his embarrassment while helping Aunt Ren up.

Unexpectedly, Aunt Ren squirted a mouthful of wine into her father's face, and pressed her father's chest with both hands and pushed her father down.

"Don't touch me!" Aunt Ren was drunk, half-awake and half-asleep, with a red face and an indescribable expression, as if she was angry and laughing.

She couldn't help but say, straddled her father, pointed at her father's nose and scolded:

"You men...... Not a single good thing! ”

While scolding, he used his hands to brutally tear apart the big shorts on his father.

Dad couldn't resist, so he tried to call Aunt Ren's name twice, but was slapped by Aunt Ren.

"Is Ren Hongli's name yours! You stinky man! You weishenme are going to look for flowers and willows outside! ”

"I—I didn't ask for flowers and willows......"

Dad defended weakly, but Aunt Ren held it down with a grappling technique, she tore it with her other hand, and Dad's vest and underwear also turned into pieces of cloth.

At this time, a duet between men and women was still playing upstairs, like the background music of Dad and Aunt Ren.

Looking at her father, who was already defenseless and crushed by herself, Aunt Ren's eyes covered with wine brought a great sense of conquest. She giggled for a while, and finally took her pajamas off her head, stripped herself naked in three or two strokes, and sat on her father's seat at once!

When telling this paragraph, my father's expression seemed to see the most perfect ** on shijie.

But I have a feeling that I have been sentenced to death, and my heart is cold.

Aunt Ren didn't say that she rode her father as a horse, but like a cowboy waving a lasso, waving her bra while riding, and at the same time making a blushing sound in a very high pitch to demonstrate to the tenants in her head.

"Did you hear that? Yes? Think that's all you will! ”

"You have the ability to come down to us! If you fight, the old lady will accompany you! ”

Of course, in fact, the screaming was not in sentences, and my father deleted some noises that were not suitable for me.

Nima, this is not suitable for me from beginning to end! Dad, you've been pushed backwards! Dad, you've been raped! Why aren't you angry at all! What kind of trouble are you laughing at!

I don't know if Aunt Ren is particularly competitive, after tossing my father once that night, Aunt Ren actually didn't enjoy it, and did it four times, one more time than upstairs, before she went back to her bed to sleep satisfied.

Dad experienced the frequent alternation of heaven and hell in pain and happiness, and after the passion, he used the air conditioner to cover his naked body, huddled like a poor girl violated by a bully, for fear that Aunt Ren would come again, and it would be fatal.

Of course, the two upstairs were ashamed of themselves after seeing Aunt Ren's super bed, and they never started it again, and they didn't dare to come to the door to find fault.

When Aunt Ren woke up the next morning, she found that she was in disarray on the ground, and she was holding her dull head and thinking about it carefully, and finally realized that she had done something stupid.

Just in time for the health bureau to issue a notice that the lockdown was lifted and everyone could leave on their own. Suddenly there was a mess in the corridor, people were boiling, Dad's new fat friend knocked on the door hard, informing Dad's that the blockade had been lifted, Aunt Ren was afraid that her naked self would be discovered, so she threw the air conditioner on her body, glared at Dad, and rushed into the bathroom and didn't come out.

Dad didn't know how to face Aunt Ren for a while, so he went out to have breakfast with a fat friend, and then came home to see me by the way, planning to give Aunt Ren a private space to tidy up herself.

When I returned to the hotel on Saturday night, Aunt Ren was long gone, but in my father's bag, there was a note full of bloody threats, and my father said that it was too crazy to look at it, so he used the hotel lighter to burn it in the sink.

When I had finished explaining what had happened, my father rested his chin on the dining table, as if recalling the wonderful and thrilling night, and at the same time asked me what I should do.

Nima, I just have to ask what to do! You have this kind of relationship with Xiaoqin's mother, how should I face Xiaoqin when I go to school tomorrow! Of course, Aunt Ren wouldn't tell Xiaoqin this kind of thing, but because she didn't know, I felt even more awkward! She respects you very much, but she didn't expect Uncle Ye to give her mother!

No, it's not! It seems that this time it's Aunt Ren's fault, right? You forcibly pushed my father, it's just because the Chinese law is not perfect now, we can't sue you, even if you are ashamed, it should be you ashamed, Xiaoqin, she is ashamed!

Having said that, both sides are mature men and women, and they have not caused any irreparable losses to each other, so there is no need to investigate who is right and who is wrong...... I just hope this is the end of the matter.

Because no matter what, I don't want Aunt Ren to be my stepmother! Although whoever is my mother is much better than Ai Shuqiao, but in that case, I will never be able to get rid of Xiaoqin! Who wants a righteous sister who wants to marry you every day!

If Dad and Aunt Ren get married, maybe I'll live with Xiaoqin justifiably!