Chapter 54: Martial Arts Cheats
After the lewd uncle explained the essence of various love action movies in ancient and modern China and foreign countries to Wen San, he waved his sleeves and left, saying that he was going to go to the sports car to earn money for two glasses of Zephyr wine, which was quite a worldly demeanor, of course, the premise was not to look at his obscene face, and before leaving, he mysteriously took out a few discs wrapped in newspaper from his arms and handed them to Wen San, saying that this was a masterpiece that he had spent decades of energy to select, and asked him to go back and study hard.
Wen San was moved with a handful of snot and tears, and reluctantly sent him to the door of the bar, the obscene uncle stood at the door and looked at the sky at 45 degrees with his hands behind his back, with a pair of ardent hopes of the elders for the younger generations, and said to Wen San seriously.
"The master leads you into the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual, and you must practice and study more when you go back, and you must not be cold for three days a day."
Wen San nodded again and again, indicating that he would definitely not disappoint his teacher. Yi Shuihan smiled helplessly, he really didn't have the slightest way to deal with this pair of living treasures who hated each other late.
"Hey, tap water, I also have good home decorations for you."
The lewd uncle said as he reached out and tinkered in his crotch for a long time, took out a villain book with gourd babies painted on the cover, but it was actually the eighteen forbidden kinds, and handed it to Yi Shuihan.
"Tap water" is a nickname given to Yi Shuihan by the obscene uncle on a whim, he said that the name Yi Shuihan is too literary, and men have to take a domineering name.
The water is cold, the water is cold, isn't that cold water, isn't cold water just tap water, so the obscene uncle was quite satisfied with the name of Yi Shuihan, which was originally taken from "Feng Xiao Xiao Xi Yi Shui Han", to tap water, and Yi Shui Han could only be a scoundrel.
"Master, I often come to play when I have time, the wine and tobacco are all mine, and I am always here."
Wen San said angrily to the obscene uncle.
"Yes, damn it, it's still my apprentice."
The lewd uncle was also not polite, and said loudly with a lewd smile, obviously very satisfied with his newly accepted apprentice, and it was in vain that he taught him what he had learned all his life.
"Tap water, don't think too much about uncle."
The lewd uncle smiled and drove away in his old ox cart, and a large puff of black smoke sprayed out from the exhaust pipe of the old Skoda, so thick that it could not be dispersed for a long time. When the obscene uncle left, he also unceremoniously took away two bottles of Xifeng wine and a pack of Huangshan by Yi Shuihan, which was called a souvenir.
After sending off the obscene uncle, Yi Shuihan and Wen San returned to the bar, Wang Mingguang asked Yi Shuihan to go to Guanghao Group every other day, he knew that Yi Shuihan also had his own affairs.
And he, the nominal spokesperson of the Wang family, is just a fictitious position in Guanghao Group, and it is not realistic to really have much real power, Yi Shuihan still has self-knowledge about this, although Wang Mingguang said that he would gradually settle in Guanghao Group, but no one can say how long this step will be. A year, two years, or a lifetime?
There are also reasons why the Wang family and his son chose Yi Shuihan as their spokesperson, one is that Yi Shuihan is bold and careful and has the spirit of not admitting defeat, and the other is that Yi Shuihan is powerful enough but not out of their control, these two reasons are about four or six points, the former accounts for four layers, and the latter accounts for six layers. Yi Shuihan naturally knows this, and he is not so naïve that he really thinks that there will be such a good thing as pie in the sky.
There is absolutely no such thing as a windfall in the world, what flies will only be a disaster, Yi Shuihan can come to this day step by step, and he is no longer the stunned young man who didn't understand anything at the beginning.
"Brother Han, where did you know my master? is really knowledgeable and knowledgeable, he is simply a genius of the world, he hates to see each other late, and he hates to see each other late. ”
Wen San shook his head and shook his head, looking like a red-faced and easy-to-find confidant, and drank two large sips of the Zephyr wine in his hand.
"I met it by taxi."
Yi Shuihan couldn't cry or laugh, these two living treasures that hit him off at first sight really made his head hurt a lot.
"I have to study the cheats that my master gave me, he said that if I can learn one and a half of them, I will benefit immensely, and it is more than enough to meet with three or five little girls to talk about life ideals.
Wen San took care of himself and went upstairs with the CDs that the lewd uncle gave him, and upstairs there were a few rooms that Fang Hua had specially vacated for the brothers who watched the scene, which had all kinds of computers, televisions, and living facilities.
"Is there really such a god?"
Yi Shuihan was suspicious, muttered in a low voice, and subconsciously touched the inappropriate villain book on the cover of the gourd baby in his pocket.
"It's so easy to use, remember to learn from me."
Seeing Wen San happily go upstairs, Yi Shuihan sat on the sofa on the second floor and said loudly to the figure that was about to disappear at the corner of the corridor.
"Medium!"
Wen San turned around with a lewd smile on his face, revealing a row of teeth that were much whiter than the lewd uncle, and replied.
Is the lewd uncle really that powerful? Yi Shui Han is suspicious. It seems that I have to go back and study the villain book that the uncle handed over to me to see if I can learn some skills, but the obscene uncle's appearance is not like a master of reading countless women, is it too blind?
If the lewd uncle was present, he would definitely look at Yi Shuihan with disdain, and then talk endlessly about how handsome and chic he was when he was young, and how those girls with two basketballs stuffed in their chests stuck to him like dog skin plasters to talk to him about their life ideals.
Finally, I would like to add a sentence from an eighty-year-old aunt to a three-year-old girl, all of whom are impressed by their superb appearance and temperament.
After Yi Shuihan placed the "cheats" handed over to him by the obscene uncle, he half-leaned on the sofa on the second floor of the bar.
With a yellow mountain in his left hand, a bowl of west wind wine in his right hand, two puffs of cigarettes and two puffs of west wind, Yi Shuihan sat on the sofa for an hour, of course, his eyes were not idle, his eyes were always swaying on the figures swaying with the music downstairs, and occasionally met two young women with outstanding buttocks and chests.
In Wen San's words, if you take a look at his mother, you don't break the law, if you don't look at it, you won't have this shop in this village. Yi Shuihan thought deeply about this.
After drinking a pot of West Wind wine, Yi Shuihan went up to the third floor to investigate Wen San's research masterpieces to that extent, but Wen San locked the door to death, Yi Shuihan knocked on the door for half a time before he reluctantly opened the door.
Walking into the house, the large-screen LCD TV on the wall was a beautiful scenery, Wen San quickly locked the door to prevent others from peeping in, this kind of cheats must not be leaked out at will, otherwise there will be a bloody storm in those foot massage shops.
The essence of these action movies is the essence, but Yi Shuihan doesn't have the habit of watching this kind of film in broad daylight with a big man.
So Yi Shuihan felt that his crotch was a little murderous after a few glances, so he left hastily, but when he left, he repeatedly asked Wen San to let him remember to lend him to watch after reading it.
Wen San stared at the 55-inch large-screen LCD TV, with green light in his eyes, and almost didn't get into the TV, so he answered.
"Deller."