When the lewd uncle woke up, it was already noon the next day, and Yi Shuihan sat on the co-pilot and looked at him helplessly.

"Finished drinking?"

"Almost, damn it, I drank a good bashi last night."

The lewd uncle grinned, revealing his two rows of trademark big yellow teeth.

"You're comfortable."

Yi Shuihan shook his head, sighed heavily, and continued.

"Last night you were so drunk that you were almost lying on the ground, staggering while saying that you wanted to go back, if I hadn't pulled you desperately, today's news headlines in Taixian County are estimated to be the scene of the tragic death of two drunks in a car accident."

"No, I always drink the car and don't drink the car, and I don't drink the car!"

The obscene uncle looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and resolutely refused to admit that this was his own act.

"Gotta get it, let's go back to the university town."

Yi Shuihan remembered that after the lewd uncle drank last night, he looked like he was Guan Yunchang with a horizontal knife, and he had to prove that he had no problem driving after drinking, so he groped for the car keys in his pocket and said I want someone to warm wine and kill Huaxiong, and kill six generals after five passes. If it weren't for Yi Shuihan, he grabbed him and said, "General Guan, let's wait until a few minutes of dawn before sending troops." Maybe he'd actually hit the road in his old Skoda.

"If you want it, you have to get it, go back to the university town, go back to the university town."

The lewd uncle was a little bit of a thief and sneered. Although he drank a little bit last night, he still vaguely remembers the funny clip of himself lying on the hood and yelling at someone to be here.

Insert the key to start the engine of the Skoda, which sounds like an old cow panting, and the lewd uncle's trademark heavy accelerator, the car swooped out, leaving only a thick black smoke in place for a long time.

On the Outer Ring Road of Taixian County, a dilapidated and somewhat overly Skoda taxi spun left and right, speeding through the traffic like a ghost, and at the same time emitting a roar similar to that of a high-end sports car like a Lamborghini Ferrari, but the latter because of its powerful motor, and the former because of the body that was about to fall apart and the old engine that did not speak of words.

The lewd uncle didn't have the slightest self-awareness of his old fellow, and his speed was often maintained at 120 yards upwards, like a supercar like a Koenigsegg.

Yi Shuihan lit a cigarette, leaned on the co-pilot's seat, and took a sharp breath to calm down the tension in his heart a little, for this kind of high-speed driving, he had a heartfelt resistance.

"Ahem––"

The obscene uncle coughed, looked at Yi Shuihan with a strained face, and pouted again.

Yi Shuihan couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly lit a yellow crane tower for him, and the lewd uncle returned to his usual cynicism, and his smile was as obscene as he was. Yi Shuihan didn't deliberately not hand him a cigarette to smoke, but the speed of the car really made him a little nervous, and then he subconsciously took out a cigarette and lit it, completely forgetting that there was such a living treasure next to him.

The lewd uncle took a deep breath of the cigarette in his hand, and the smoke slowly spread down his mouth and nose to the outside world.

"Little baby, what is your name?"

"My name is Yi Shui Han, the one in the wind and the water cold."

Yi Shuihan flicked the cigarette ash and replied.

"Damn, this name is foreign, I don't know much about what a bag is Xiao or something, I can't help it, I haven't read a book for a few days, and there is less ink on my belly, but this name is really a good name, it sounds very suitable."

The lewd uncle was in full spirit, and his sallow eyes were also shining.

Yi Shuihan smiled slightly, he didn't think his name was so good, the name was just a symbol, cats and dogs were all the same.

After driving for almost half an hour, the obscene uncle drifted as usual in a chic manner, and steadily parked the car in front of Yi Shuihan's yard. In a burst of heavy smoke from the friction between the tires and the ground, Yi Shuihan and the obscene uncle got out of the car door in embarrassment.

Yi Shuihan has advised his uncle countless times to stop parking with drifting, which is only suitable for luxury cars. The uncle just grinned: "What a way, get used to it." After that, it was gone, and he still went his own way, his old Skoda to death.

Yi Shuihan had to take a very serious look at a question, how long can the old Skoda of the lewd uncle be manipulated by him? Maybe the tires fell off that day while driving them, but it's entirely possible that he's driving the Skoda like a Ferrari at the moment.

"Would you like to sit down for a while?"

Yi Shuihan coughed for a long time, and finally recovered from the smoke cavity, and said to the obscene uncle.

"Yes."

The lewd uncle smiled lewdly, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth was exposed.

"Is this your territory?"

"Sort of."

Yi Shuihan nodded and took the lewd uncle into the field.

"It's okay, young man, young and promising."

With a smile that he thought he was very kind, but in fact he was more obscene and obscene, he looked at Yi Shuihan like an elder, and his scalp was numb when he saw Yi Shuihan.

Walking into the bar, Wen San was sitting at a table staring hard at the two or two pieces of flesh on his chest, and he smiled evilly while watching.

Yi Shuihan could think of this kid with his ass that he was about to get lustful to the critical moment, and he was almost undressed, so he almost talked about his life ideals in bed with the girl with a spectacular ass and boobs.

"Huh."

Yi Shuihan sat next to Wen San and coughed vigorously.

Wen San's face was angry, and he was about to greet the guy who didn't know what to do, but when he turned his head and saw that it was Yi Shuihan, he was deflated on the spot, so he had to look at him with a resentful face and complained in a low voice.

"Brother Han, what are you doing, I've reached a critical moment, and I'm about to go into battle with a gun, yes, your cough, all your previous efforts have been in vain."

Wen San's face was as ugly as eating a dead mouse, and the discomfort was second only to sharpening the knife Huo Huo for half an hour, and when he was about to carry a gun into battle, he found that the little lady who was still holding the pipa and half-covering his face turned out to be a big man, and he was also a big man who was picking his feet and digging his nostrils.

Yi Shuihan smiled and quipped.

"Don't look at indecent things, don't think about indecent things."

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Wen Sanda couldn't beat Yi Shuihan, and he couldn't say that he couldn't beat Yi Shuihan, so he had to be angry and helpless.

"The young man still has a good eye, do you want to uncle, I will pass on to you a little bit of the action movies I have treasured for many years, damn it, all of them are the best of the best."

The lewd uncle speaks with a thick Sichuan and Shu accent, and he has the style of an expert master, but it is really very ...... Wretched.

"Okay, uncle, why don't we communicate in private?"

Wen San's eyes were shining, and his obscene smile was almost the same as that of a lewd uncle.

In the next two hours, the two talked from ancient costumes to modern and modern times; From domestic, to Europe and the United States, to Japan and South Korea. It's like a sight at first sight, and I hate to see each other late, so I almost didn't cry and hug each other and shout three times.

Uncle Lewd's "erudition" also made Wen San admire, and immediately said that he wanted to worship Uncle as a teacher, and Uncle Lewd was not modest, after drinking a bowl of West Wind wine, he officially became a master and apprentice, and Yi Shuihan was dumbfounded.