Walking out of the office building of Guanghao Group, the sky was gradually darkening at this moment, and Yi Shuihan was thinking about taking a taxi back to the university town.

Suddenly, a person sprang out of the flower bed next to him, Yi Shuihan looked at it, and suddenly showed a helpless look on his face, it was the middle-aged obscene uncle who had brought him before.

The uncle grinned, revealing a row of big yellow teeth, especially vulgar and obscene, if a little girl encountered this scene, he would be frightened and shouted to catch the hooligans. The obscene uncle put his hand on Yi Shuihan's shoulder and said.

"Brother, you finally came out, let's go, I'll pull you back. Don't worry, I will never charge the price higher, let's go. ”

In this way, Yi Shuihan was half-dragged and half-dragged by the middle-aged obscene uncle and pulled onto the old Skoda. Yi Shuihan was originally reluctant in his heart, but he couldn't resist the kindness of the lewd uncle, so he could only make the last struggle in vain.

"Uncle, it's okay to take your car, but remember not to play with your mobile phone while racing anymore, it's dangerous, and the traffic police will be fined if they are caught."

"Oh, you know, you know, you didn't get out of your mother's belly when I drove, absolutely something, believe me."

The obscene uncle spoke in a thick Sichuan and Shu voice, and he didn't care about the Tao.

"No, uncle, you must promise me, otherwise I will get out of the car."

Yi Shuihan almost wanted to cry without tears.

"If you want it, you have to get it, if you don't play with your mobile phone, you won't play with your mobile phone, it's such a big unit."

Saying that, the middle-aged lewd uncle started his old Skoda, but his next sentence almost didn't make Yi Shuihan's eyes pop out.

"If I don't play with my phone, I should change to watching TV."

"Uncle......

Yi Shuihan was difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to hope that this obscene uncle was just a joke. But after a while, he dispelled this beautiful fantasy, because the lewd uncle really turned on the car TV in the car. While speeding up to more than 100 yards, he stared hard at the handsome girls on the TV who were almost wearing two palm-sized clothes, grinning yellow teeth, and saliva was about to flow out, and said.

"These mothers-in-law are so good-looking, if you get it back to be a daughter-in-law, it will be comfortable, those two grandmothers and that ass, you can do it for a lifetime, but I don't know if they look up to me."

Yi Shuihan smiled helplessly, and had to remind the obscene uncle who wanted to put both eyes in.

"Uncle, can you drive well!"

"Oh, it's not about it, it's not about it, I've been driving for decades, and it's not like. Young people, if you want to be strong, don't be vain. ”

Yi Shuihan almost knelt down for this old and unserious lewd uncle, and he could only silently pray in his heart that God would open his eyes and not let himself and this obscene uncle stage the scene of the car crash and death in the movie.

Skoda is still driving at high speed on the highway, although he was constantly frightened during the period, but fortunately, the obscene uncle can save the day every time, and Yi Shuihan slowly calmed down, this obscene uncle who doesn't seem to be reliable seems to have two brushes.

Yi Shuihan took out two cigarettes from his pocket, handed one to the lewd uncle, lit one himself, took a deep breath, and asked.

"Uncle, why are you waiting for me for so long, didn't you delay your business?"

"Oh, the business thing is done, I call it the business method, you young people don't understand, as long as everyone is happy, you have to get it. All I have to do is run a lot of money and the money I drink for Zephyr a day, and I'm satisfied. ”

The lewd uncle took a puff of cigarette and looked cynical and indifferent.

"You like to drink Zephyr too?"

Yi Shuihan asked with a smile.

"I like it, this wine tastes good to drink, and it's so comfortable that it can't be done in one sip, it's more refreshing than sleeping with a good woman."

"That's true."

Yi Shuihan smiled and agreed.

"Could it be that you also like to drink Zephyr wine?"

The lewd uncle will be suspicious.

"I like it tight."

Yi Shuihan replied.

"Haha, that guy in our family also likes to drink Zephyr wine, it seems that the two of you not only look alike, but also have the same preference for drinking."

"Your son also likes to drink Zephyr?"

"I like it, he grinds his skin and rubs his itch without drinking half a bottle a day, and he can't eat anymore."

"And where is he now? With you? ”

"He, two years ago...... Passed away. ”

The obscene uncle's face darkened for no reason, and he no longer had the cynical appearance he had before, and he didn't even look at the handsome women on TV, his eyes stared straight ahead, and he took a deep puff of the cigarette in his hand, and the corners of his eyes were slightly ruddy.

"I'm sorry!"

Yi Shuihan's heart moved, and he felt very guilty in his heart, he knew that he had accidentally opened the scar in the depths of his uncle's heart.

The lewd uncle took a deep breath and said slowly.

"What a thing, I'm so happy to see you today, you look exactly like that guy in my house, especially that nose and those eyes, it's like coming home."

Yi Shuihan smiled knowingly and said.

"We'll go to the Zephyr bar later, I'll invite you!"

"Honestly, isn't it? You can't talk without counting. ”

The lewd uncle returned to his usual cynical and obscene appearance, and asked with a grin of yellow teeth, for fear that Yi Shuihan's words would not count.

"Really, more real than a needle."

"I know there's a night market, where westerly wine is authentic and cheap, let's go there."

Saying that, the obscene uncle kicked the accelerator sharply, and the speed was faster than before, reaching an astonishing speed of 150 yards, and the old body of Skoda was constantly making a rattling sound due to the excessive speed, as if it was about to fall apart at any time.

Yi Shuihan was not afraid at all at this time, just leaned back on the seat quietly and said nothing.

After the car turned countless corners, it finally stopped in front of a night market stall with a high-speed drift, Skoda's tires continued to emit thick white smoke due to violent friction, Yi Shuihan and the obscene uncle drilled out of the car door in the smoke, and they were expected to be choked and cried.

Walking into the stall, the obscene uncle shouted very arrogantly.

"Boss, give us four bottles of Zephyr wine, plus a large plate of peanuts."

But then he picked up a very unpleasant sentence, and he pointed to Yi Shui Handao.

"He pays."

Yi Shuihan couldn't cry or laugh.

In a short time, four bottles of Zephyr wine and a large plate of peanuts were served.

Yi Shuihan filled the obscene uncle, and the two clinked glasses and drank them all.

"Tut-tut, Ba Shi De Ban De Ban De Pan."

Uncle Lewd smacked his mouth covered with thick beard stubble, and shouted loudly, causing the other drinking music around him to look back, and Uncle Lewd didn't care, just drank hard.

"Come on,!"

"!"

The two of them unconsciously drank all the four bottles of Zephyr wine, and the obscene uncle was already drunk and unconscious. Yi Shuihan shook his head with a smile and helped the obscene uncle to stagger into the car.