Qin Jie gave me an apologetic look, and I shrugged my shoulders and said it didn't matter. The girls were in a mess again, and Qin Jie came over and sat beside me, "Do you want to find out these Zhou Ming?" With these phone numbers, it must be no problem to ask Xiaoyu for help again. ”

With Xiaoyu's profession, it is indeed easy to check the information of a few phone numbers, but even if you find out, what is the use, escort them to the streets? Judging from the reasoning of the current situation, there should be a child who first pretended to be me with a prank mentality, and did not want to succeed in one hit, and after showing off to his friends, his friends followed suit, so his friends' friends also knew this method, forming a chain reaction, and finally leading to the consequence of "everything is clear".

Is this the downside of fame? I shook my head and sighed. However, there won't be many of that Zhou Ming of the Three Wolves Club, right? Thinking of this, I asked again, "Have you ever heard of the Three Wolves?" ”

As a result, the girls quarreled so loudly that my voice was like a stream flowing into the sea, and it was drowned out in an instant. I slapped the table, coughed heavily, and said loudly, "Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever heard of the Three Wolves?" ”

When the living room finally fell silent, the girls were all dazed, saying they had never heard of it. Seeing that I was lost in thought, the girls stopped talking and stared at me. I'm afraid it's very difficult for them to believe that I am the real Zhou Ming. I didn't have time to pay attention to them, my mind was still spinning: it seemed that this Three Wolves Society had just been established, so no one had heard of it. But this boss Zhou Ming should not have been a flower thief, otherwise when he was dating girls, he would definitely use this identity to show off. However, these girls in the living room are only part of the fool, and there is no guarantee that the other girls have not encountered the boss of the Three Wolves Society......

The more I thought about it, the more I felt a headache, Qin Jie was desperately explaining to those girls over there, it took a lot of effort, it took enough spit, and finally forced me to take out my ID card and personally tell the details of the confrontation with the Four King Kongs, and those girls finally believed that I was the real Zhou Ming standing in front of them.

The girls looked depressed one by one, and they lost the look of their eyebrows just now. I told them that now that I am studying in the No. 1 Middle School in the city, I don't have time to come back to X County to engage in these peachy incidents. The most important thing is that I already have a girl I like, although Qin Jie looked at me with a smile when she said this. But I swear to God, maybe it's to force myself, I really think about Chu Tingting.

When the girls dispersed, Qin Jie repeatedly told them that they must spread the truth of "fake Zhou Ming" and not let more girls be fooled. In the blink of an eye, only Qin Jie and I were the only ones left in the living room. I said, "How could they go around telling others that they had met a fake Zhou Ming and had been deceived?" ”

Qin Jie said, "What should I do then?" By the way, and what will happen to the three wolves you just mentioned? ”

I told Qin Jie about the strange incident I encountered last night. Qin Jie exclaimed: "I didn't expect someone to pick flowers in your name, and now you have to be the black boss!" ”

I said helplessly: "Who knows that the real Zhou Ming not only can't even find a girlfriend, but is also bullied everywhere he goes." ”

Qin Jiele laughed, chatted for a while, and I asked her about Xiaoyu's situation. She said that Xiaoyu was very busy with work, and she went back to the city, and gave me a mobile phone number, saying that if you have something, you can find him. In that era when pagers were everywhere, there were very few people who could afford to use mobile phones, so I sighed a few times and discussed the next step with Qin Jie. At most, those girls will not fall for this kind of low IQ in the future, but that doesn't mean that they agree that they will be pushed out as a typical teaching material to promote the deeds, so that other girls will not go down this road of no return.

We deliberated for a long time, and finally came up with a stupid solution. is to write an announcement and post it on every bulletin board in X County, the content is probably that Zhou Ming himself is high and low, fairy-like, yearning for a quiet life, and will not take the initiative to call any girl, let alone come out to form a gang. Now on the market, any pickled girl in the name of Zhou Ming, when the boss, is all fake and shoddy products, please keep your eyes open, forever and forever.

After writing it, Qin Jie objected. She said that writing like this is more likely to arouse the admiration and yearning of boys and girls, and it is easier to be deceived by people who do evil and have evil intentions. So she crossed out the words "Qu Gao and Widow, Fairy Wind and Dao Bone, Longing for a Tranquil Life" and changed it to: cross-eyed eyes plus high myopia and astigmatism, rosacea and long-term uncut nose hair, sausage mouth and showing a mouth full of big yellow teeth, pimples, five short figures, bad breath, fox smelly feet. I said, don't you change it like this, so that people with these characteristics can take advantage of it? Qin Jie glanced at me, "Don't worry, little girls also have idolatry, before they don't know your appearance characteristics, they can't wait to fantasize about you as Andy Lau in their dreams." Now that you have physiognomy features, you'll only be thrown down the toilet forever by them from now on. ”

But I still don't want to, although I don't like people pretending to be me. But if I really can't find a girlfriend, I can pick one of these fans. Of course, I didn't say these words to Qin Jie, but only expressed my objections. In the end, there was no way to compromise and only write that Zhou Ming himself was studying in the No. 1 Middle School in the city, and he had no time to make waves in X County.

After writing it, we went downstairs to the copy shop and printed it out. The little girl in the copy shop looked at me with her eyes shining: "Are you the Zhou Ming who is alone or together?" I quickly denied it, saying only that he had entrusted us with it. printed more than a dozen copies, and when she had to pay, the little sister said again and again that she didn't need to, and it was her honor to be able to help Zhou Ming a little. I was triumphant, and Qin Jie glanced at me with extreme disdain.

X County is not big, so it can make a rat like me famous overnight, although it brings some trouble, but more is happy and proud, after all, vanity is something that everyone has. Qin Jie and I posted the announcement at the gates of several communities, markets, and the Cultural Palace. After we were done, we went to the detention center again, and with Qin Jie's help, we finally explained the matter clearly. Kim in Kim Yi shook my hand and said, "Brother, I knew you weren't that kind of person!" ”

I'll take it, just like he didn't say yesterday that "it's okay for a man to be romantic, but he has to be responsible"! However, although the flower thief incident has been settled and there are proper ways to deal with it, I believe that it will spread all over the streets and alleys in a short time. But the Three Wolves still had no clue. From the very beginning, I hated this kind of gangsters, and now there are people who use my banner and encourage children to go to the mall to steal things, and the behavior is even worse than the "flower thieves"!

When I came out of the detention center, it was already dark. After this day, it is really ridiculous, and I can't cry or laugh. I kept thinking about the Three Wolves Club in my head, and Qin Jie thought that I was still depressed about the "flower thief", and kept saying comfort. In fact, how does she know, I can't wait to ask a few girls out to play, but I have a thief's heart but not a thief's guts.

When we broke up, Qin Jie told me: "Don't worry about the Three Wolves Society, I will tell Xiaoyu." "With Xiaoyu's identity and IQ, it is indeed not difficult to check this Three Wolves Society. I nodded my head in gratitude. Still had no clue at all, remembering that there was only one day on the holiday, and I hadn't seen Uncle Chao yet, so I tried everything I had and bought a few bottles of inferior liquor.

When I arrived at Uncle Chao's house, I knocked on the door for a long time, and when I thought there was no one inside, and when I was about to leave, the door opened. Uncle Chao's old face appeared in front of me, but there were a few faint scratches on his face. Looking inside, his fat "tigress" was sitting on the couch in a huff. I suddenly understood what was going on, and thought to myself that even the invincible heads-up king had a helpless opponent.

"Obviously, why are you here?" Uncle Chao tried his best to make a smile, but the result was more ugly than crying.

"Uncle, I'll get you a few bottles of wine." I shook the wine bottle in my hand, and Uncle Chao's brows suddenly relaxed, "It's still obviously filial......"

Who knew that Uncle Chao's wife pounced all at once, grabbed a few bottles of wine and threw them out of the door, and shattered the ground, "Drink, drink, look what you have drunk, still drink!" "The fat body was stuck between me and Uncle Chao, and Uncle Chao's body was covered tightly. I froze where I was, not knowing what to do.

"You're crazy!" Uncle Chao pulled his wife back, "What are you angry with children!" He led me out the door, looked at the broken bottle, sighed, stomped my foot, and led me downstairs.

"Chen Yunchao, if you go out of this door today, don't come back!" The voice of the super uncle's wife was hysterical.

The night breeze was blowing, and I looked at the old man beside me. It seems a bit too much to describe him like this, after all, he is only a few years older than my dad, but he looks much older than my dad.

"Obviously, have you eaten?"

"Nope." Shake your head.

"Do you have any money?"

"Nope." I shook my head again.

Uncle Chao sighed, "Then let's take credit." ”

"Uncle, why don't you go to my house to eat." Mom and Dad will definitely welcome Uncle Chao very much.

Uncle Chao shook his head and stubbornly walked forward. I didn't speak, I followed behind his ass, a little bit of a wind and water. are also bastards who were in the limelight twenty years ago, look at how beautiful Xiaohai is, and then look at Uncle Chao, how down, it's just a heaven and an underground.

Walking in front of a dilapidated restaurant, Uncle Chao looked at the signboard and led me in. If Xiaohai walked in front of such a hotel, he probably wouldn't even look at it, right?