I touched an old locust tree, and remembered that I had once worn a white shirt and deliberately had a piece of grass in my mouth, and leaned on the tree coolly, waiting for an impossible encounter, and laughed again.

There is also the horizontal bar facing the window of Qin Jie's house, which has done thirty pull-ups in one breath countless times, but I don't know if there is any beloved girl watching on the window on the third floor. What a stupid time...... I touched the horizontal bars that had lost the paint, and then turned my head to see the garbage cans—I had picked up the garbage bags, popsicle sticks, and waste newspapers around me and threw them in, just so that she could occasionally see how virtuous I was.

Those days are gone after all, right? I don't know if I can still do these stupid things for a girl like this in my life......

"Qin Jie—" I shouted as I stood downstairs.

"Qin Jie—" I shouted again, but there was still no response. Instead, some idle old people and children in the neighborhood looked over here, and some even covered their mouths and snickered. I didn't care, I still shouted: "Qin Jie-"

Over the years, I have never shouted the name of the girl I like so hard, I feel so happy, and the cells of my whole body seem to be alive. The breeze was blowing, and the branches and leaves of the big locust tree were trembling, and they must have been looking at me and smiling.

It seemed that I was addicted to shouting, so I simply made a number with both hands and shouted again: "Qin Jie-"

The window on the east side of the third floor was pushed open, and Qin Jie's head poked out: "What are you doing, you ......" The voice in front of him was still very loud, and when it came to the last two words, the voice was almost gone: "Pervert ......" was slightly disdainful.

How could those two words be on my head, I was wronged, more wronged than Dou E! It's summer too, why isn't there goose feather snow?

"You come down." I beckoned to her, "I have something to tell you." ”

Qin Jie looked at me and sighed: "Come up, there is no one in my house." Then he closed the window.

I could hardly believe my ears, Qin Jie called me...... Go to her house?

At that time, I always wondered, if the hard work paid off, and I finally met her here, after chatting for a while, would she invite me to her house to sit? There are many reasons, such as: "Help me with my homework!" Or, "Dragon Ball is on show, it's too late for you to go home, why don't you go to my house and watch it?" "It's all good, I won't refuse......

My heart was pounding, I had fantasized about this scene countless times, and now it was about to come true? What an honor it is to go to the home of a girl you like. There was the bed she had slept on, the couch she had sat on, the bowl she had eaten, and the floor she had stepped on barefoot......

Although I may not like her as much as I used to, my legs still tremble slightly. Is this what it feels like when a long-awaited dream is finally approaching?

The steps of the three-story building, I seem to have walked for 10,000 years, and every step I take is so cautious, as if I am afraid of alarming something. Although I knew in my heart that after I went up, I just sat down and talked, but I still couldn't control myself in my heart, and I didn't consciously fantasize about it. All the memories that happened with Qin Jie in the hotel flashed in my mind like a movie, I took her hand, kissed her lips, and hugged her body...... Now, I'm going to her house again!

Xiao Yu's name suddenly drilled into my head. No way. I shook my head, Qin Jie is Xiaoyu's girlfriend now! Thinking of Xiaoyu, thinking of the time we used to fight side by side, and thinking of his trust in me, my chaotic heart finally calmed down. I secretly made up my mind that I must not do anything to be sorry for Xiaoyu anymore. Lift your foot and step up another step.

On the third floor, the door was open. I pushed the door open and changed my slippers. Qin Jie walked out of the bedroom, her sleepy eyes were hazy, she looked like she had just woken up, and pouted: "The phone is there, call it yourself." ”

"What's the call?" I'm a little confused.

Qin Jiexing's eyes widened: "Of course it's the girls you have harmed, don't you have to call to apologize?" ”

I sat down on the couch: "Why do you stubbornly think I did it?" ”

Qin Jie was a little angry, stood in front of me, and pointed at my nose: "Zhou Ming, Zhou Ming, you still don't admit it, right?" Let me tell you, several of the girls you've played with are my friends! ”

"Okay." I looked indifferent and said, "Call them here now, and kill them or chop them as you please." ”

"Don't you dare?" Qin Jie glared at me. I picked up the remote control, turned on the TV, and cocked Erlang's legs. Qin Jie stomped her foot, picked up the phone and dialed it, and said, "You come to my house, Zhou Ming is here!" "I fought four or five times in a row before I stopped. After the fight, he sat on the other side of the sofa, as if to keep his distance from me. I deliberately showed a cynical look, and Qin Jie, who was even more angry, gasped.

After about ten minutes, the doorbell of Qin Jie's house rang. As soon as the door opened, a girl barged in, with an angry face, but unfortunately her posture was very ordinary. "Where is Zhou Ming!" I came in and swept around the living room, my eyes stayed on me, and then I flashed away, and turned back to Qin Jie: "Didn't you say that Zhou Ming was there?" Where is he? ”

Qin Jie was stunned, pointed at me and said, "Don't you know him?" ”

The girl looked at me again, "Why should I know him?" ”

At this moment, Qin Jie was stunned, "He is Zhou Ming." I looked at Qin Jie with a playful expression.

The girl shook her head: "He's not Zhou Ming." The real Zhou Ming is fatter than him. He also used his hands to compare his chubby body in the air, "stronger than him." ”

Qin Jie touched her head, but before she could react to what was going on, the doorbell rang again. When I opened the door again, this time it was a very beautiful girl who came in, and she was dressed very fashionably. I couldn't help but feel a tingle in my heart, was such a beautiful girl also poisoned? I saw that the girl was the same as the first girl, first swept around the living room, and then asked, "What about Zhou Ming?" ”

Qin Jie pointed at me again: "Don't you know him?" He is Zhou Ming. ”

I try to look chic and make a good impression.

The fashionable girl said: "How could he be Zhou Ming." Zhou Ming is much taller than him. ”

I deliberately said to Qin Jie: "It seems that Zhou Ming is a tall and fat guy." Qin Jie ignored it, glared at me again, and asked the fashionable girl: "Are you sure he is not Zhou Ming who asked you out?" ”

The fashionable girl nodded: "Of course it's certain." Zhou Ming is very high, very high. "I made a gesture with my hand, and it looked like I was a head taller than me. As a result, her move made the first girl with an ordinary appearance to come in unable to sit still: "How can Zhou Ming be so tall, obviously only a little taller than me......"

The fashionable girl scoffed: "It's so high, I've measured it!" I had to tiptoe to kiss him! Suddenly realizing that he had said the wrong thing, he blushed first.

The two were arguing, and the third girl came in, as if she had been dressed up on purpose, and there was a faint fragrance where she walked, which must have been sprayed with perfume. After another identification, she said: "How can this be Zhou Ming." Really Zhou Ming has pimples on his face! ”

The other two girls said together, "Why! ”

Then there was chaos again, until all the girls arrived, and they successively said Zhou Ming's physical characteristics: tall, short, fat, thin, with pimples on their faces, with long hair, and with short hair...... In short, it was so strange that I thought I would change seventy-two. There are still some girls here, and other girls who Qin Jie doesn't know and have also been poisoned by "Zhou Ming", I don't know how many there are.

Although I knew this would be the result, I really didn't expect so many people to impersonate me. After some inquiry, I finally figured out the modus operandi of those fake Zhou Ming. In fact, it is very simple, it is to make a phone call, and after hearing that it is a young girl who answers the phone, she will follow the steps below.

The first step is to ask the other person: Guess who I am. After successfully arousing the curiosity of the other party, move on to the second step: Have you ever heard of heads-up or together? After talking to the other party about Zhou Ming's various deeds. Step 3: Tell the other party: I am Zhou Ming. And then use rhetoric to convince the other person. In the end, I made an appointment, anyway, no one knew what Zhou Ming looked like, these stupid girls really thought that love had come, and it was with the legendary Zhou Ming...... So he fell in love, so he was gone, so "Zhou Ming" disappeared after he succeeded, so everyone was spreading everywhere that Zhou Ming was really not a thing, Zhou Ming was really a well-dressed beast, and Zhou Ming was really evil......

With so many girls standing in front of her gossiping, Qin Jie finally understood the whole process. But these girls clearly don't know yet, they all think that the other party has been deceived, and they all feel that what they have met is the real Zhou Ming.

Qin Jie cleared her throat and motioned for everyone to calm down, and by the time everyone closed their mouths and looked at Qin Jie, more than ten minutes had passed, and I once again sighed at the wise saying "One woman is equal to five hundred ducks". Qin Jie said: "Do you still remember Zhou Ming's phone number when he called you?" ”

Several girls unanimously said that of course they remembered, and then they reported the numbers one after another, needless to say, the results were of course very different, there were landlines, there were mobile phone numbers, they were all different. Qin Jie took a note of these phone numbers, and said, "Actually, this boy sitting on the sofa is the real Zhou Ming, you have all been deceived." ”

At this moment, the eyes of all the girls in the living room converged on me. I was bored picking my nose, but when they came over, my index finger was still in my nostrils, and I really wanted to chop my hand off.

"Is he Zhou Ming? Impossible, right? "Although it's a little more handsome than the Zhou Ming I saw, if I want to believe this, I can't accept it." "Look at him as thin as ribs, how can he beat the four King Kongs."

The girls were messing up again, and my index finger was still in my nostrils, and no one cared. I silently took out my fingers and waited for Qin Jie's next move.