【598】 The lustful mountain god
When I was near the top of the mountain, in order not to be discovered by Teacher Yu, I put Gong Caicai on the ground in advance.
"Thanks, xiexie! It really caused a lot of trouble to Ye Lin along the way......"
Gong Caicai thanked me very formally, and she, who had been able to recover some strength on my back, walked up to the top of the mountain with more than a dozen steps, gritting her teeth.
And she had to go faster, because Qin was behind her and emitted vicious radio waves with her eyes.
"Get down the hill, get off the hill, get off the hill and ......"
Xiao Qin muttered in her mouth.
"Stop cursing!" I said angrily, "Gong Caicai is different from you and me!" She's going to die if she rolls down the mountain! ”
"Really?" Xiao Qin frowned and began to look for something in the grass again.
"Baby Snake, Baby Snake, Baby Snake......"
"Don't look for snakes! Don't resent others just because you're flat-chested! ”
Xiaoqin grabbed the brim of her hat with both hands, pressed the straw hat down, and stopped talking.
But it still follows me like a little tail.
After Gong Caicai walked to the top of the mountain, the natural environment and beautiful scenery we saw were also displayed in front of her.
"It's so green!" Gong Caicai said happily, "It's rare to see so much green in the city!" Sure enough, listening to Professor Bai's words, it was right to come and do something that I had never done before! ”
Have you forgotten the teachings of Scientology? Although they worked well for you this time, at the end of the day, you can see the beauty of the mountain because you made a brave decision, right?
I have also seen some aunts who are addicted to Christianity, praying for things (such as a pair of shoes) every day, and then her son heard that he bought her a pair of shoes, and the aunt did not praise her son's filial piety, but put her palms together and said very piously:
"Thank God for my shoes, Amen."
What is the matter with God? Your son's salary is not God's! Leather shoes are not "made in heaven, Michael quality inspection", but the brand of the state-owned enterprise Senda!
Gong Caicai is the same here, instead of thanking the Science Happiness Sect, you should thank Xiong Yaoyue and me who carried you up the mountain!
"Squad leader, I'm hungry!" ”
The big horn that had just kicked Cao Gonggong twice and consumed a lot of calories slapped his stomach and shouted.
"Me too, it's really tiring to climb the mountain." Someone chimed in.
"I'm not hungry, because I'm too tired."
"Anyway, put the barbecue grill up, Niu Shili and they carried it all the way, and it would be too expensive if you didn't need it!"
The squad leader, who had just eaten bean paste buns to replenish his strength halfway up the mountain, couldn't help but sigh when he saw his classmates clamoring for a picnic immediately.
Can't you eat on time? The squad leader is probably helpless because everyone has no regular living habits, right?
On the other side, Father-in-law Cao fell into the water twice, his clothes were soaked, and he was blown by the light wind on the top of the mountain, and he was really a little shivering.
"Okay, by the way, let's also light a bonfire and let Cao Jingshen bake his clothes."
"Let everyone have something to do, so that you don't run around - Xu Lijun! Don't play with You Chen! Hand over the firewood in your hand! ”
My teammates in the basketball game, You Chen and Xu Lijun, were picking up a piece of dry wood by themselves, and the two of them were swords-to-sword and had a lot of fun.
was criticized by the squad leader, and felt that his behavior was a bit naïve, so he lowered his head and threw the dry wood to the center of the camp, and studied how to build a bonfire.
"Niu Shili, you move this stone away."
The squad leader toe a basin-sized sheet of rock in the center of the hilltop.
Niu Shili spat into the palms of his two hands, and was about to step forward, but Xiong Yaoyue came uninvited, grabbed the edge of the schist first, and used his strength to eat.
"Babble~~~~!" The schist was dragged away by Xiong Yaoyue with a flushed face.
"I'm amazing!" Xiong Yaoyue patted her dusty hands, and wiped the lower end of her nose with her index finger, which was not too dirty.
"Niu Shili, you go to the creek to wash your hands," the squad leader said coldly, "It's the stream that Cao Jingshen fell into just now." ”
"Huh?" Niu Shili was stunned, "I didn't work!" Do you think my saliva is dirty...... squad leader?"
Niu Shili looked at his big hand in shame.
Xiong Yaoyue next to her "roared", rushed to the creek at a speed of 100 meters and washed her hands.
"Hahahahaha! I've rushed to do this job again! I'm Superman! I ......"
Halfway through the wash, he felt that something was wrong, and turned his face to the squad leader and shouted: "Squad leader, you calculate me!" You meant that I was going to wash my hands!! ”
"Go wash your hands...... Go wash your hands...... Go wash your hands ......" Xiong Yaoyue's loud shout echoed in the valley for a long time.
Cuisong Mountain is not the only mountain in the vicinity, but it is the only one that has been slightly exploited (there is also a dilapidated small stone pavilion on the top), and the other mountains are higher and more dangerous for tourists to climb.
"To do this, first build a circle of stones around it to prevent the flames from spreading."
After deceiving Xiong Yaoyue, the squad leader rarely paused for a while, and she instructed the boys to build a bonfire.
After Xiong Yaoyue dragged away the schist, she revealed a bare ground with no grass underneath.
Around this plot, a small piece of stone was built as a firewall, so that if you burn firewood in the middle, you won't light the weeds outside.
It seems that the squad leader has put a lot of effort into this wild trip, especially the awareness of fire prevention is reflected everywhere, on the other hand, I, the safety committee, have done nothing except to prevent Xiaoqin from hiding the red snake in her bag and hugging Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai, who almost fell.
Wait, that's a lot of work, right? At least to stop the girls in the first echelon of ru volume, being bitten on the chest by the red snake, is a great achievement!
It's just that you can't say this to invite credit, in that case, regardless of whether the squad leader will believe it or not, Xiaoqin, the initiator, will also be looked down upon by the girls.
After the dry firewood was piled up, the squad leader said to Xu Lijun, who was standing aside, "Bring the lighter." ”
"Huh?" Xu Lijun was stunned for a moment, and his hand shook in his pocket.
"Don't think I don't know you're secretly smoking in the men's bathroom," said the squad leader, "you must have a lighter with you, right?" Let's contribute. ”
"That'...... Don't tell Teacher Yu......" Xu Lijun hesitantly took out the lighter.
At this time, Teacher Yu was wandering around on the top of the mountain, reflecting on his not successful teaching career.
"Help! Help me! ”
As soon as the bonfire was lit here, the girl's cry for help came from behind everyone.
I turned my head and saw Gong Caicai's face pale, as if she was desperately running forward to avoid something, and she was so scared that she was about to cry.
Behind her was Xiao Qin, who was also running.
No way? As soon as I leave, you will start bullying Gong Caicai! What are you using? Another snake found?
But after a closer look, I found that Xiaoqin's face was also full of fear, even the straw hat ran away, and even the tears in the corners of her eyes appeared earlier than Gong Caicai.
How? Is there anyone else who is bullying you? But I didn't find anyone behind you!
Could it be a lustful mountain god? Before Gonggong Cao was crowned a god, was there already a lustful mountain god here?
"It's horrible! What a terrible beetle! ”
Celery's expression changed to (>_