After the bonfire was lit, Niu Shili and I made a simple hanger on the side of the bonfire with branches and duct tape to bake Cao's clothes.

Of course, it's not for him alone, if other people accidentally get their clothes wet, they can also take them off and roast them here (the girls must not be shirtless like Grandpa Cao, but carry temporary changes of clothes).

"Master, master! Why is it so cold at the top of the mountain! Father-in-law Cao sat in front of the bonfire with a fat body and said, "I was still sweating hot when I was on the bus!" ”

"Nonsense!" I told him angrily, "You yourself are a chicken in the soup, and you don't want to see how high this mountain is!" For every kilometer of altitude gained, the temperature drops by six degrees! Let's learn geography in vain! ”

In fact, I basically slept and ran an online store in geography class, and the common sense above was told to me by my father once.

Teacher Yu, who was not far away, heard me say a little knowledge correctly and nodded with satisfaction.

What are you nodding! You're an English teacher, not a geography teacher! I told you about geography, what do you have to be proud of! I don't even pronounce "OK" correctly!

At this time, the barbecue grill was still being erected, and Xiong Yaoyue, who couldn't wait, took a stainless steel barbecue fork with a wooden handle, forked a sweet potato, squatted opposite Grandpa Cao, and put it on the fire to roast back and forth.

"Pooh, it's too close to the fire, and the sweet potatoes won't taste good if they are burned!"

Xiaoqin rarely didn't pester me, but walked to Xiong Yaoyue's side and put forward her own opinions on picnics.

And coincidentally, he also took a sweet potato fork and squatted in front of the bonfire to roast it side by side with Xiong Yaoyue.

"At this distance, three inches above the fire, this roasted sweet potato is the best!"

While talking, he showed Xiong Yaoyue a demonstration.

"Is that so?"

"No, it's too low! It's burning! Blow it out! ”

"Seems like it's hard...... Xiaoqin, you help me roast it first, and I'll see if there are any other good things to steal......"

Although it is a relatively rough ingredient such as roasted sweet potatoes, and a more rugged roasting method, I feel quite warm when I listen to the two girls exchange cooking jishu, especially Xiaoqin begins to talk to her classmates kindly.

Maybe it's because Xiong Yaoyue is the first person in the second (3rd) class of junior high school to clearly know that Xiaoqin and I are dating, and to express support.

Regardless of whether Xiaoqin and I are real boyfriend and girlfriend or not, in short, Xiaoqin can communicate with others normally, which is still a gratifying progress.

And the historic breakthrough is that Xiaoqin is facing the half-naked Cao Gonggong through the bonfire, and in the past, in front of boys other than me, Xiaoqin will be very nervous, and she can't even say normal words.

Although Gonggong Cao has been nodding his head and showing respect to the "master", he shows that he is not threatening.

I sat next to Xiaoqin instead of Xiong Yaoyue and asked, "What?" Your androphobia cured? ”

"Nope!" Xiaoqin smiled and roasted her and Xiong Yaoyue's two sweet potatoes.

"Then you can talk to Pooh in front of ......," I pointed to Gonggong Cao, "and you can talk to Pooh in front of this thing, isn't the symptoms much milder?" ”

was called a "thing" by me, and Grandpa Cao was not angry at all, and continued to greet him with a smile.

"Ye Lin's apprentice is my apprentice, and I think this apprentice is very weak......"

Hearing Xiaoqin admit that he was an apprentice for the first time, Gonggong Cao knelt down in excitement opposite the bonfire, and immediately gave the emperor three bows and nine bows, and shouted at the same time:

"Mrs. Rong took it in, and the disciple is grateful! I wish the master and his wife a hundred years of good harmony, thousands of generations, and a unified ......"

Grandpa Cao's funny appearance amused Xiaoqin, and his face was even redder when he was reflected by the bonfire.

She carefully adjusted the angle of the hat so that the brim in front of it was raised high so that the flames did not touch the hat.

Another beetle flew in and landed on Qin's straw hat, and I quietly blew the beetle away without letting Qin be frightened.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm so considerate, it's just that I think that if Xiaoqin throws out the barbecue fork with sweet potatoes in a panic and just hits the opposite Gonggong Cao, then won't Gonggong Cao be hurt by both sharp weapons and flames, and if he doesn't do it, he will become a dead fat man?

Anyway, Father-in-law Cao is also my father's friend, the son of Director Cao, I can't let him die like the Korean flash animation "Happy Tree".

"Master, Master," seeing Xiaoqin acting happy, Father-in-law Cao said with a shy face, "What does Master's wife say, just tell the disciple, the disciple will definitely do it!" ”

"If the master can't get used to the big breasts of the school committee, and she has to ask the disciple to teach her a lesson with the dragon claw hand, the disciple will die ......"

While swearing loyalty, Gonggong Cao bent his ten fingers and tried his luck very hard.

I said angrily, "It's you who want to touch it!" What's the matter with Xiaoqin! ”

Gong Cao said aggrievedly: "According to the disciple, the master really doesn't like Gong Caicai very much!" If you don't believe it, let's let my wife say it herself! Lady, what the hell are you ......?"

Xiaoqin shook her head vigorously, and turned her face to me:

"I ...... Although I am not too scared in front of Grandpa Cao, I still can't talk to the boy, you help me tell him, I understand his kindness, but I am a good person, I can't bully Gong Caicai. Next time Ye Lin is not there, come and discuss with me with a note how to deal with the cow's big-breasted girl......"

Is there a good person like you! Say that your classmates are cows with big breasts...... I won't convey this kind of thing to you, but you have to say it yourself!

"Your wife still can't talk to you, you just need to be as respectful as before!"

While educating Grandpa Cao, I was bored with a branch to make a bonfire.

Xiaoqin handed me the sweet potato she was holding in her right hand, "Do you want to taste it?" This one is almost baked. ”

Laughing unusually happily.

"I remember that when Ye Lin was a child, he liked to eat roasted sweet potatoes very much, and now it's the same! When I first transferred to another school, they ordered me to buy roasted sweet potatoes outside the school! ”

Don't mention that...... You ran several streets in the cold wind, and you were already afraid of the cold, maybe it was because of that time that the root of menstrual cramps was buried.

As Xiaoqin shook the sweet potato in front of my nose, I smelled a sweet breath, and the saliva in my mouth couldn't help but speed up.

But I decided to hold back, because roasted sweet potatoes are easy to eat, and after the squad leader has set up a barbecue grill, there are more delicious dishes to choose from, so there is no need to rush for a while.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Do you still remember that in the winter in the courtyard, when it was freezing cold, Ye Lin came to my house and baked vermicelli with me in front of the stove to eat? ”

I remember that at that time, there were still people walking the streets and alleys of Dongshan City to collapse popcorn, but they didn't often come to the vicinity of the courtyard, so the greedy children DIY one after another, and took a vermicelli as close to the stove as possible, which was the easiest and easiest way to make snacks.

But...... I don't think I came to your house of my own free will! It was you who hurt you because my snowball hurt you in the snowball melee among the children, so you knocked me down on the thick snow, and dragged me back to your house with a blue nose and swollen face, forcing me to bake noodles for you to eat!

But I sat on a plush cushion and happily watched cartoons! When I finished eating, I stretched out my hand to me, and when I roasted slowly, I threw the leftover vermicelli roots!

Yes! The Void Fire is rising! The boy who was bullied in my childhood was shouting in the depths of my soul for me to throw Xiaoqin's straw hat into the fire, and in short, I was trying to make her cry!

No, I have to endure, I have to endure! If you can't balance the psychology of treating Xiaoqin as a girlfriend, then treat Xiaoqin as a sister!

Didn't Amy also often be vexatious to me, even punching and kicking me (although Amy didn't hurt anymore)?

I've never been angry with Amy, which means that "sister" has a privilege in my place, and if I treat Xiaoqin as my sister, I shouldn't count the N evil things she did to me in the past, right?

Huh? It still can't be completely dissolved, according to Buddhism, my demons are also very serious!

Maybe it will make a difference if I get my father and Aunt Ren get married, and let Xiaoqin officially become a brother and sister with me in terms of household registration?

While thinking about this, Xiong Yaoyue skewered more than a dozen strange purple fruits on the barbecue fork and came back with a frown.

"Cut! The squad leader was heavily defended, had no chance to steal food, and said something 'If you don't come to help, you'll only add to the chaos!' ’”

After saying that, he squatted down next to me and roasted the purple fruit on the fire.

"What is this?"

As the purple fruit burst in heat, giving off the smell of spoiled wine and expired peanut butter, I hurriedly covered my nose and asked.

"I don't know!" Xiong Yaoyue replied with a smile, and pursed her lips expectantly, "This is the kind of wild fruit that the squad leader stopped me from eating on the mountainside, and I found that there are also on the top of the mountain, so I picked a dozen of them and tasted them!" ”

"How can fruit be roasted and eaten!"

"Be brave enough to explore! Because the squad leader is always worried that this one is poisonous, that one is poisonous, doesn't it say that the flame can be disinfected? ”

Xiong Yaoyue's expression when she said this should be that she really thinks she is very smart.

The juice of the purple fruit, Xiangxia, flowed onto the flame, instantly making the flame burn even stronger.

Does Nima still contain alcohol in this? And this increasingly strange smell made the opposite Gonggong Cao also begin to cover his nose, I'm afraid it's really not a good thing!

"Pooh, don't eat this, we'll give you two roasted sweet potatoes!"

I snatched the barbecue fork of the sweet potato from Xiaoqin's hand and stuffed it directly into Xiong Yaoyue's hand.

Anyway, there are good things to stay for a while, I can also eat beef and mutton, and Xiaoqin can also eat seafood!

Xiong Yaoyue didn't know the little abacus in my heart, and she looked very happy to take the roasted sweet potato.

"Give it all to me, so what are you going to eat?"

"It's okay, we're not in a hurry." I waved my hand generously and winked at Celery, who instantly understood, and began to swallow as she looked at the frozen seafood near the barbecue.

"Xiaoqin's skills in roasting sweet potatoes seem to be really better than me......"

Xiong Yaoyue clamped the barbecue fork that she couldn't hold in her hand with her legs, and began to peel off the skin of a roasted sweet potato.

"It's only black on the outside......"

How? Do you roast your own sweet potatoes black even on the inside? That kind of sweet potato that is completely carbonized, do you still eat it? How the hell did you get to where you are now?

"Do you want it?" Xiong Yaoyue had roasted sweet potatoes, and wanted to give the string of unknown wild fruits that she had skewered, which had been roasted into a purple lump, to Gonggong Cao.

Father-in-law Cao hurriedly waved his hand: "I haven't lived enough!" ”

"Coward!" Xiong Yaoyue rolled his eyes at him, and then in order to prove that he was brave enough, he actually roasted sweet potatoes and ate all the purple roasted wild fruits.