[336] For justice
I saw that the owner of Xu Shaoguan was sniffing with a pair of underwear, and after contempt, I subconsciously reached into my trouser pocket and tightened my sister's underwear to confirm that it was still in the same place.
Xu Shao, the owner of the pavilion, suddenly saw me walking towards him, immediately recognized me, trembled, and the mask hanging on one of his ears fell to the ground.
As an underwear thief, there will be a sense of insecurity when others see his face clearly, Xu Shaoguan Master did not bend down to pick up the mask in the current situation of the enemy, but thought about it for a while, and suddenly put the underwear he put under his nose and sniffed it on his head!
Damn, you're already going further and further down the path of perversion! Bank robbers use stockings as masks, do you use panties as masks! And your face has already been seen by me, okay! Even if you put on your panty mask before you met me, it won't do much to hide your identity - anyone will know you're an underwear thief when you see a man in panties running rampant through the market!
Slightly...... Hold on! What's going on! After putting on the underwear, Weishenme once defeated my Xu Shao Pavilion Master with only one move, and there was a surging fighting spirit all over his body? This fighting spirit is as stoic as a bamboo, immobile as a mountain, rushing in the face, making people feel cold, the whole narrow alley, the brick walls on both sides seem to be shaking!
Nima, you're hanging! A pair of underwear is not a golden holy garment, why do you wear it on top of your head and turn into Ultraman! This fierce and incomparable fighting spirit is even stronger than the fighting spirit of the righteous demon of the squad leader, and my iron-blooded lone wolf fighting spirit!
Could this be the perverted liliang!?
No, no! I'm going to strike first! You must not lose momentum in a fight! You have panty pullovers, I have madness in my heart, wait for me to turn on the painless and fearless berserker mode, and fight you for 300 rounds!
Huh? Seems like anger is a bit lacking? Because I got my sister's underwear, I'm very happy, and the pervert of Xu Shaoguan's owner makes me feel pitiful and ridiculous, and I don't particularly hate it......
Damn, this can't be done! In short, regardless of whether you can turn on Berserker mode or not, punch him first!
I pulled my right hand out of my trouser pocket and held my breath as I wanted to punch him in the eye socket......
Suddenly I realized that something was wrong! I accidentally brought out the panties in my trouser pocket! I almost fell to the ground! Such precious panties! Don't bother to punch it, hurry up and save it!
Finally intercepting my panties in mid-air, I breathed a sigh of relief and carefully put them back in my pants pocket.
Xu Shao Pavilion Master spit out a breath of demonic qi from his mouth and nose, and said calmly:
"Give me back your panties ......"
"What!?"
"I said, give me back your panties! All the girls' panties in the western district of Dongshan City belong to me!! ”
You're so shameless! And why did I conclude that the panties in my hand were girls' panties after just one glance! Could it be that because you are well-informed, you have become an expert in this field, as long as CCTV opens another underpants-themed treasure appreciation program, you can be on stage as a guest!
"Give me the panties!!" Master Xu Shao arrogantly stretched out his hand to me.
Dreaming! It's my brother's duty to protect my sister, and it's my brother's obligation to protect my sister's underwear!
I spat on the ground, "Hmph, you're a loser......
Before I could finish a sentence, a sudden gust of wind hit the front door, I hurriedly dodged to the side, "bang", Xu Shaoguan's hiking shoes kicked on the red brick wall, brick chips flew around, I hurriedly covered it with my hands.
You wear hiking shoes on such a hot day to make it easier to climb the stairs! The problem is that when you take off your shoes when you return to the gym, the entire taekwondo players in the gym should be smoked to death by you!
And this kick is so powerful! You kicked out a pit in the brick wall! If I hadn't dodged, I might have been kicked and my ribs broken!
Xu Shaoguan's master stood on one leg, and the leg that made the kick stood in the air like a demonstration, like the protagonist of the movie posing "bubble to death".
Bastard, don't be so handsome! I'm the main character! Isn't it just that the legs are longer! What are you showing?
I scurried to his side with my feet, and his kicks were useless as long as I got close to him and engaged in a haunting fight!
Xu Shaoguan Master was not fooled, and suddenly changed his right leg in mid-air and kicked at my left rib.
Nima ...... This place is too small to dodge, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will unload your attacks with Yin and Yang Sanji!
With his hands on the facebone on his foot, his body retreated slightly, using the ability of "turning strength" to try to direct the opponent's strength to the brick wall next to him.
Hey? Feeling that I was about to "suck" his kick, the owner of the Xu Shao Pavilion actually accepted it! And standing still, after only half a second, he immediately kicked me with a series of three kicks!
Damn, that's too fast! I'm not skilled in yin and yang, so it's impossible to catch it!
After dodging the two feet aimed at the chest and abdomen, I knew that the third foot could not be dodged, so I had to shrug my shoulders and use the muscles of my shoulders to catch this blow!
Nima hurts Lao Tzu to death! This leg strength is practiced by climbing stairs and stealing underwear all day long! I didn't deliberately practice martial arts, but I unknowingly practiced peerless magic skills!
If this training method is really so effective, the country should call on all special forces to steal underwear and practice! With such a group of masters, the recovery of Diaoyu Island is just around the corner! As for the girls who have suffered losses, I have to ask them to understand the country's difficulties, even if it is a great sacrifice for territorial integrity!
Seeing that I was in pain, Xu Shaoguan didn't think about how to give me a fatal blow, but he took the initiative to get close and reached out to pick out the underwear in my trouser pocket.
Bastard, bastard! My sister's underwear, how can you get your hands on it!?
I smashed it with a punch, and Xu Shaoguan didn't mean to dodge at all, but because he was hit by my fist, he didn't succeed in taking away his underwear.
Such as、Are you so persistent? If this continues, maybe he will really snatch his underwear!
Tian held the back of his red and swollen hands, Xu Shaoguan's face was like a madman, and the underwear he wore on the top of his head emphasized his perverted attributes.
I heard that Japan recently staged an animated movie called "HK Perverted Masquerade", which is about a righteous teenager with mediocre martial arts, but as long as he wears the cute girl's underwear as a mask, he will immediately burst into combat effectiveness (shame is also off the table), is it, Xu Shaoguan is a genre with him!?
Or does the cute girl's underwear really have such magic, as long as she puts it on her head, she can get rid of distracting thoughts, reach the realm of the unity of heaven and man, and immediately sublimate into a master, a master, a master, a master?
Without giving me time to think about it, Xu Shao's pavilion master launched more than a dozen ** attacks one after another, and each time I was forced to dodge left and right, and I was so embarrassed that I almost jumped off the wall in a hurry.
What a speed! What a fierce attack! Yin Yang Sanshou is very effective for opponents who use brute force (such as Li Erzhuo), but for opponents who are skilled and have been trained in martial arts, my heat is not enough to pose a threat to the opponent! It seems that in today's fight, I can only give up yin and yang and scatter my hands!
With a "bang", a pit was kicked out of the bottom of the brick wall, which was twice as big as the last time, and you are going to demolish the house! Why don't you go to work in the demolition team if you're so powerful!
Another leg cut! The strong wind actually cut my cheek with blood.
Ah, I'm sorry, I actually dared to underestimate taekwondo before, is the taekwondo of the Goryeo stick such a powerful martial art?
No, it's not! After all, it's not the power of taekwondo, it's the power of underwear! Master Xu Shao, when you didn't wear underwear before, you couldn't even make a move in front of me! If you say what genre of martial arts you are using now, it is not so much that you are a black belt in taekwondo, but that you are a "non-prohibited panty stream"!
You're carrying a backpack that big enough to fight with me, and your movements are not sluggish at all, but you can imagine that it is all stolen women's underwear! It's a bonus for you! Your expression clearly reads: I am proud of my underwear, and those who violate my underwear will be punished even if they are far away, my underwear is a sacred and inseparable part of me, every inch of underwear is an inch of blood, and the blood debt must be paid with blood......
Yes! Another attempt to steal Amy's panties! This time he was clever enough to withdraw before I could hit him. But I've always been at a disadvantage, and in the long run, it's hard to guarantee that I won't lose!
Besides, although the anger of turning on the Berserker mode has almost accumulated, but the Berserker mode is irrational, regardless of it, even if I win against Xu Shaoguan, if he snatches the underwear, I will lose!
"Leave your panties! I'll keep you alive! Xu Shao Pavilion Master roared and kicked me out a set of bad legs.
Bending down to avoid the other party's fierce attack, I reached into my trouser pocket and pulled out my sister's panties.
In today's situation, even if I turn on Berserker mode, there is only one place that I will subconsciously protect!
I looked at the young pavilion master Xu with his underwear on his head and his majesty with a little sadness.
No way, although I don't want to do such a thing, but my father often says that we must distinguish between "the top and bottom", and "choose the lesser of two evils", for the sake of my sister, for the sake of victory...... For the sake of justice!!
I had to put Amy's panties on my own head!!
Ah, what does that feel like? The excellent elasticity and comfort, like the stars on the sky, shined down, enlightened, purified all beings, and the tightness of the temples actually made me recover all my physical strength at once!
Moreover, what is this surging liliang that emerges from the hundreds of limbs? Is this me? Am I still human? weishenmeI feel that I have shattered the void and become the master of all things in the universe, even if it is a volcanic eruption or a tsunami, I don't care about it!
I—I actually turned on the sane and sober Berserker mode! All the benefits of Berserker Mode, but still sane!?
Is this the power of panties!? I really want to shout, "Give me liliang!" Long live the panties! ”
Master Xu Shao, you guy wearing underwear of unknown origin, let you see what terrible strength I will exert when I wear the underwear of my beloved sister!