Zuihou Xiaoqin also didn't reveal whether Zhuang Ni said who was the person who went out with me to open a room.

Probably Zhuang Ni used her intelligence to perfunctory, right? First gave Xiaoqin Aiqing a voodoo doll (actually for curses), and later suggested forming an alliance, which painted a great prospect for Xiaoqin, so it distracted Xiaoqin, right?

But I always feel that even if Xiaoqin is fooled for a while, she will always remember this matter again.

So I plan to take the initiative to solve this hidden problem.

"Xiaoqin, in fact, it is rumored that I will open a house with someone......"

"That's it!" Xiaoqin said with a smile, "Zhuang Ni told me, it turns out that her relative's family runs a hotel, and Ye Lin goes out with a male classmate to open a room, and stays up late to watch the NBA live broadcast together!" ”

Huh? I did do something similar with my brothers on the basketball team (some black hotels don't require IDs), but what about Juanny Weishenme trying to cover for me?

Is it because, after all, the squad leader is the person Zhuang Ni likes, and I don't want the squad leader's reputation to be ruined by me?

Twenty-eight middle school top students, all-round in cultural classes, all-round in physical education, all-round in home economics classes (there is a curriculum on it, although it is basically changed to self-study), beautiful and caring, such a high-quality girl, if it is spread out to open a room with me, a bad boy, it will make many admirers vomit blood!

Zuo Xiong, who has been eyeing the squad leader's bicycle seat, will also run to fight with me with a wrench! (Although the wrench was given to the taxi driver by me for self-defense, Zuo Xiong could have bought another one) "It turns out that classmate Ye Lin went to open a room with the boy surnamed Shen Shaoyi!" Tell me if you go to the NBA together! It scared people! ”

Xiao Qin said with her hands on her flat chest.

Who, who went out with Shen Shaoyi to open a room! Zhuang Ni, even if you want to protect the class leader's name, don't make it up! What about my name!

After the opening of the house was temporarily revealed, Xiaoqin offered to wash my dirty clothes again.

"The T-shirt is so dirty, it has to be washed...... It must have hurt to be kicked so many times by hateful bad classmates, right? Xiaoqin looked at my back distressedly.

No, with my strong back muscles as a shield, it's not even a bruise, but once upon a time you kicked me into the river, and my head hit the stone at the bottom of the river, and I almost died and fed the fish and shrimp!

And kicked me down the hillside of the shipyard many times - you think I'm the LOL hero "Armored Dragon Turtle"! Roll away man!

Hearing me talk about my childhood in the shipyard, Xiaoqin covered her face shyly.

"Don't talk about that kind of thing...... If Ye Lin is not angry......"

Xiaoqin turned around, slightly pouted her little butt wrapped in jeans to me, bit her index finger and looked back at me, and said expectantly:

"If Ye Lin is not angry, just kick me down the mountain! I grunt and roll to the bottom of the mountain, and Ye Lin will be able to forgive me! ”

Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the distance, saw Xiaoqin's discordant gesture to me, and angrily gave me a middle finger - she must have thought that I forced Xiaoqin to do it.

Who forced Xiaoqin to pout her ass at me! With so many people on the top of the mountain, I have to be so mad that I will knead Gong Caicai's boobs and then knead Xiaoqin's ass!

Although Xiaoqin's ass, the ass in jeans, seems to be more seductive to me than her boobs...... But that's what makes it so hateful! This little bully who once kicked my ass no less than 100 times, and now even if I just touch her ass, I will be classified as a hooligan! Is there any heavenly reason!

"Don't you kick?" Xiao Qin seemed to be a little disappointed and returned to her normal posture and faced me again.

"Ye Lin (*^__^*), is my ass good-looking?"

Don't ask such a terrible thing casually! I'm going to get a nosebleed from heat stroke, okay!

"Ye Lin's pants are also very dirty!" Xiaoqin reached out and patted the dust on my pants, "I'll take it off later, let me wash it for you!" ”

"No way!" I shook my head and said, "At most, let you wash your shirt and give you your pants, what will I wear!" ”

"Then ......" Xiaoqin frowned and thought for a while, then said with an idea, "Anyway, it's all T-shirts and jeans, just wear mine!" ”

Hey, the model is wrong! Just like me and Amy, the model is wrong! When I wore your clothes, didn't I just put in one arm and half a leg, and my clothes and pants burst!

Well, I shouldn't have used Amy as a metaphor just now, but now I always feel like "once I get in...... just burst" is very discordant.

"But......" Xiaoqin still tugged at the hem of my pants, "don't you think it's very funny to let your boyfriend wear her own clothes, and then wear only underwear and wash her boyfriend's clothes by the stream?" ”

Lang fart! What to do if you have a cold! It's not a few days before your next menstrual cramp, right?

Alas, how did my dignified Spartan warrior degenerate to the point of recording the menstrual cycle of girls!

"Anyway, Ye Lin will hand me the belt first......" Xiaoqin said and came to untie my belt.

"Huh? What are you doing? I was shocked, "Are you going to take off my pants in broad daylight?" ”

If Xiaoqin and I are really childhood sweethearts, then this pair of childhood sweethearts will become famous today, and it is estimated that they will soon become what everyone calls a "sexual harassment combination", and even the character of our parents will be questioned.

"No, it's not ...... take off your pants" Xiaoqin's face flushed, and hot air spurted from her mouth and nose, "I heard that if boys and girls exchange belts to wear, they can tie each other's hearts!" Ye Lin, please exchange belts with me! ”

"Stop! Your waist is too thin and your belt is too short! I don't use it! ”

"Anyway, Ye Lin's pants also need to be washed, so you don't need a belt for the time being, right?" Xiaoqin was too excited to lose her fingers, and tried several times but failed to untie the belt.

"I-go!!"

Xiong Yaoyue kicked me away from Xiao Qin.

When I was stumbling, Xiong Yaoyue hugged Xiaoqin's shoulders and said bitterly: "Xiaoqin, you are too used to Ye Lin!" What is this place? What are you going to do for Ye Lin? ”

"It's not ......," Xiaoqin lowered her head and said, "It's just that I want to put Ye Lin's very long thing on my waist......"

Do you say human words well! I do think your belt is short, so my belt is long for you...... But that's not what I said! Xiong Yaoyue's lungs were about to explode after hearing this!

Xiong Yaoyue grabbed the front of my clothes again (I had pulled it once not long ago), and said to me as if she was about to kill me:

"I didn't expect you to be a yin stick! Do you think you're long? Take it out and show it to my sister! ”

Who are you? Only the class leader in our class is older than me, don't pretend to be a senior! And if you don't show it, you don't show it! If you really want to see it, please pay the admission fee!

"I thought you were a, but it turned out that you were not only heterosexual, but also such a crazy heterosexual! Those girls told me just now, you still carried Xiaoqin behind your back and went to open a room with other women? You're a scumbag, aren't you? If I kill you, you can reach the full level, right? ”

Just as Xiong Yaoyue was desperately shaking me back and forth, Xiaoqin persuaded beside her: "Sister Pooh, you misunderstood!" Ye Lin went to open a room with Shen Shaoyi! ”

As if she had been hit by the freezing technique, Xiong Yaoyue's movements immediately stopped, and she frowned, unable to figure it out anyway.

"Xiaoqin, who did you say Ye Lin was going to open a room with?"

"Shen Shaoyi! It's the one on our school basketball team! Xiao Qin said happily, "The one who looks a little like Ye Lin!" ”

What a resemblance! Shen Shaoyi is a well-known school grass in the Twenty-eighth Middle School, and I am a demon that everyone fears! If I hadn't been disabled by you when I was a child, maybe I would have been a little similar to Shen Shaoyi!

"I'll ......" Xiong Yaoyue gritted her teeth, dragged me a little farther away from Xiaoqin, and asked in a low voice:

"Ye Lin, you still haven't told me the truth! Don't treat me like a brother, do you? Do you want to open a room with Shen Shaoyi? What is the relationship between the two of you? ”

I said aggrievedly: "I didn't open a room with Shen Shaoyi......"

"And who are you opening a room with? Why the hell are you sorry for Celery? ”

I think about it carefully, I can't talk about opening a room with the squad leader, otherwise I wouldn't even be as good as Zhuang Ni.

"That, you think I opened a room with Shen Shaoyi, so it's better to think it's Shen Shaoyi!" I broke the jar and said, "Let's go to the NBA live broadcast!" ”

"Don't try to lie to me!" Xiong Yaoyue spat on the ground, "There are so many people on the basketball team, why did Weishenme go with Shen Shaoyi?" weishenme went and still hidden? ”

That's because ......" I racked my brains and couldn't come up with a plausible explanation.

"Hmph, you two are back together!"

"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment.

"Actually, Ye Lin, you still have an unforgettable old love for Shen Shaoyi, right? I'm really blind to these kryptonite eyes, you're neither gay nor heterosexual, you're bisexual!! ”

"It turns out that time in the basement of the VIP building of Qingzi School Park,What you said to me is true! I'm still kidding you! ”

Xiong Yaoyue said extremely depressedly, and glanced at Xiao Qin, who was standing not far away, with sympathetic eyes.

"Poor Xiaoqin is still in the dark! She doesn't know you like men too! You perverted faggot! Negative man! Two-way plug ......"

Who's the two-way plug! That time in the basement, you had to punish yourself for putting Gong Caicai in a claustrophobic situation...... I'm trying to save the country with curves, so I lied to you that I'm bisexual! Otherwise, you keep thinking I'm gay!

"No wonder you have so many perverted requests for Xiaoqin...... Xiong Yaoyue suddenly realized, "It turns out that Shen Shaoyi has raised your taste!" You must still be jihua, when will the chrysanthemum of Xiaoqin be exploded, right! ”

"Who wants to explode Xiaoqin's chrysanthemum!" I couldn't help but protest, "I haven't exploded Shen Shaoyi's chrysanthemum either, okay!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue's brows furrowed even tighter, "So...... Only a mouth? Vomit—"

I don't know if it reminds me of some kind of unpleasant behavior between me and Shen Shaoyi, Xiong Yaoyue retched on the ground.