"Take it off."

After the classmates gradually dispersed, the class leader stood behind me and said to me.

"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment.

The squad leader used the kind of very formulaic tone that was a squad cadre.

"Your class uniform...... It's so dirty now, take it off, and I'll wash you by the creek. ”

"While there's still sun, it should be able to dry soon, right? You wear such a dirty class uniform, it also has an impact on everyone's mental outlook......"

Do you want to do my laundry? Why say so many high-sounding reasons!

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue scratched the band-aid on her face, put her other hand in the pocket of her shorts, and walked over with a gait that was more like that of a boy.

As if to avoid suspicion, the squad leader didn't mention the matter of washing my clothes, and immediately turned around and beckoned the loudspeaker, asking her to cut the watermelon as evenly as possible.

"Where did you just go?" I shouted to Xiong Yaoyue, "It's not that you're troublesome, and I won't touch the white rabbit of Gong Caicai, and then be kicked by everyone!" It's good for you to give me a slap in the face, and another whirlwind leg ......"

"I'm fighting for Xiaoqin!" Seeing the squad leader walk away, Xiong Yaoyue said to me, "Anyway, if my boyfriend touched Gong Caicai's breasts, I would definitely beat him like this!" ”

Hmph, obviously you've touched Gong Caicai's boobs yourself! Give yourself ten whirlwind legs first!

Looking at Xiaoqin, who was talking to Zhuang Ni with a black face under the pine tree in the distance, I wondered:

"It stands to reason that Xiaoqin shouldn't sit idly by and watch me being executed by everyone, why did she show up so late?"

"Don't mention it!" Xiong Yaoyue patted her thigh, "Originally, I went to find Xiaoqin as soon as possible, hoping that she would come and beat you ...... in person."

Didn't she beat me up less before! Although I was really not wronged this time......

"As a result, Xiaoqin was too full, and while I said that you were playing hooligan with Gong Caicai, I wanted to pull Xiaoqin up from the picnic mat, and she was actually angry with me! I'm definitely by you! ”

It's also inseparable from your barbaric construction! When Qin is digesting food, don't pull her up so suddenly!

"Xiaoqin is so angry that she wants to go over to save you, I think you deserve it, so I didn't let Xiaoqin go."

Xiong Yaoyue's liliang value has 5 palaces of color, so it is not a fantasy to use force to subdue Xiaoqin with abdominal pain (Xiaoqin's normal liliang value is 7 palaces of color, but abdominal pain will definitely reduce the value).

"Later, she got a little better, so she broke free from me to find you, and sure enough, you are right, Xiaoqin is only occasionally frail and sickly, but in fact, her body is quite strong!"

Xiong Yaoyue, your Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher! What is it like to be "infirm" "occasionally"! Sure enough, Xiaoqin is the same as Zhuang Ni, "sick and weak" is just their active skill!

However, Xiaoqin is indeed sick and weak when she has menstrual cramps, which is not a lie.

I looked at Qin and Zhuang Ni under the pine tree, and felt that their expressions were getting more and more wrong.

Xiaoqin's originally dark face gradually smiled, and Zhuang Ni became more and more relaxed.

What's going on? Fang is still very hostile, so for a while, how can I feel sorry for each other, and it seems that I am talking to my best friend!

I don't know what to agree on, Xiaoqin walked back to Xiong Yaoyue and me with a sunny face.

"It turns out that Zhuang Ni is a good person!"

As soon as I opened my mouth, I almost dropped my jaw on the ground.

If Zhuang Ni is a good person, then I am Lei Feng!

"Oh," Xiaoqin held up the voodoo doll for the curse to show me, "Zhuang Ni kindly gave me this gift, saying that it has Ye Lin's hair in it, and if you hold it to sleep every day, it can enhance the relationship with Ye Lin!" ”

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... This doll is pretty cute! ”

Where is it cute! Although it has a bit of the appearance of the LOL hero "Mummy Amuki", I don't think those murderous teeth are cute! What am I going to do to save your distorted aesthetic!

"Oh really!" Xiong Yaoyue interjected beside her, "It's a bit like Ye Lin!" ”

"Nonsense! Where is it like me! This voodoo doll's eyes are triangular or not! ”

"What Ye Lin said makes sense," Xiao Qin nodded in agreement, "It's true that some things don't look like each other, Ye Lin's eyes should be parallelogram......"

Enough is enough! Mathematics doesn't haode you, but it's unambiguous to use metaphors! You go find geometry and be your boyfriend!

"That ......" Xiaoqin looked at Xiong Yaoyue a little embarrassed, "I have a little whisper with Ye Lin, Sister Pooh, can you avoid it a little?" ”

Xiong Yaoyue's birthday is May 5th, a typical Taurus greedy personality, this day is also Marx's birth anniversary and Japanese Boys' Day, as for how Marx got together with Japanese boys, it is a mystery for the ages - doesn't Marx like maids?

In short, Xiong Yaoyue's birthday is older than Xiaoqin, and Xiaoqin's name Xiong Yaoyue "Sister Pooh" is justified.

was called sister, Xiong Yaoyue's heart was overjoyed, and she patted Xiaoqin's shoulder vigorously and replied, "Okay, no problem!" I'm not going to use a light bulb, so whisper! ”

Fortunately, the other party is Xiaoqin, if Gong Caicai took these few powerful palms from her, she would go directly to see Marx.

"Hello," Marx smiled at the Ascension Palace, "Little sister, the maid outfit is very suitable for you!" ”

In the theater of my mind, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly grabbed the collar of my T-shirt and threatened me viciously:

"If you bully my sister Qin, see how I clean you up!"

He added in my ear: "Also, don't look at so many little devils, ask Xiaoqin to give you a perverted service!" Doesn't your house sell adult products? Go yourself with airplane cups and inflatable dolls! ”

So you know that my family sells adult products! Amy told you that, or Qin told you! It doesn't matter if you know this, but it's still too much for me to use airplane cups and inflatable dolls! It's rare to know what the airplane cup is for! A lot of boys don't know about it!

Leaving these few words, Xiong Yaoyue flashed, and made a gesture to Xiaoqin, "If he bullies you, tell me".

Xiaoqin didn't say anything private to me, but continued to talk about Weishenme Zhuang Ni is a good person.

"It turns out that Zhuang Ni hates boys the most, and she won't rob Ye Lin with me!"

This is the most important point.

"And Zhuang Ni likes the class leader, and has been making the class leader hate boys too, and then the two of them can be together!"

"Woo woo~~~" Xiaoqin pretended to wipe away her tears, she was wearing a straw hat, and I couldn't see if she was really crying.

"It's so moving, what a sad love that is not understood by the world! True love! It must be true love! ”

"I must fulfill them! Let the squad leader set foot on the road of lily with Zhuang Ni without hesitation! ”

I love you so much! You and Zhuang Ni have formed an alliance of interests in wartime since they met each other! Did she promise to help you catch me, and you promised to help her catch up with the squad leader, which would be beneficial to both of you!

Anyway, you are the same as Xiong Yaoyue, and you don't meet Zhuang Nilily's aesthetics, giving you to me in exchange for the squad leader is simply not "losing the car to protect the handsome", but "losing the pawn to protect the handsome"!

"Hey, Zhuang Ni is not a good man and a woman, you cooperate with her, be careful of being betrayed!" I advise Xiaoqin to have more eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay," Xiaoqin replied with a smile, "I just accidentally crumpled a pine cone into shreds, Zhuang Ni admired my appearance very much, and decided to cooperate with me to the end!" ”

It's not admiration, it's fear! You deliberately crushed the hard pine cones to threaten Zhuang Ni to betray you, and you will not have good fruit to eat!

"Hehe...... "Xiao Qin tilted her head sideways, spit out her cat-like little tongue to sell cuteness, "Zhuang Ni said that she can be my military advisor, and she will definitely let me and Ye Lin become a family member eventually...... In return, I will also help her catch up with the squad leader and Gong Caicai......"

Shut up! Do you want Zhuang Ni to open a harem! Just now I said that she and the squad leader are true love! After such a while, Gong Caicai will also be sent over to make a partial house!

Juanny, you dark lily girl, what are you hiding in the shadows of the pine trees and sneering? What qualifications do you have to open a harem? Your liliang, agility, and endurance are not as good as the squad leader, and if you want to open a harem, the squad leader will also open a harem!

But no matter who opens the harem, it seems that Gong Caicai can only do a partial room, which is really sad.

Xiaoqin's strange power in front of Zhuang Ni has a certain intimidating effect, but I think that people like Zhuang Ni who are not even afraid of death will not become particularly jealous of Xiaoqin.

At the end of the day, these two people are nothing more than a relationship that takes advantage of each other, and will not hesitate to betray each other once their common interests no longer exist.

When a gust of wind blows, Qin lowers the brim of her hat to prevent the straw hat from being blown away.

"Actually, my first impression of Juanny is still ......"

Huh? When you first met Juanny at the bus stop, didn't you look serious and think that the other party was your "old enemy"?

"Zhuang Ni has superb painting skills like me, one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, one woman does not serve two husbands, of course she is an old enemy!"

Don't insult Zhuang Ni's painting skills! If you go to the Forbidden City to draw two potatoes on the wall, not to mention the Chinese people, even foreigners will have to come and beat you with righteous indignation!

And "one woman does not serve two husbands" is not a pair of words with "one mountain does not allow two tigers"! The next sentence of "one mountain does not tolerate two tigers" is obviously "unless one male and one female"!

"Aside from the sense of competition between rivals, I think Juanny and I are quite compatible, first of all, our boobs are not so exaggerated......

Original, come, as, this!

My first impression of Zhuang Ni is not bad, is it because Zhuang Ni is the same as you, she belongs to the "poor rue faction"!

Although not as poor as you, a little older than you, but after all, I can't catch up with the head of the class and Gong Caicai, right?

Therefore, the poor rude faction formed a natural alliance to launch an offensive against the giant 'ru faction, one wanted to drive them away from the position of rivals, and the other wanted to take them as their harem, right!

How can I let you succeed! The harem obviously belongs to me...... No, don't distort the sexual orientation of the squad leader and Gong Caicai! Since you two poor mothers cherish each other, then you can simply lily yourself!

"Oops! Ye Lin's clothes were soiled by everyone! Xiaoqin seemed to have only noticed the footprints on my shirt at this time, "It's all because the squad leader is too bad!" Zhuang Ni should be allowed to teach the class leader a good lesson! ”

After a pause, he said, "Classmate Ye Lin, let me wash your clothes, right?" After all, they're your girlfriends......"