"Holy shit, it's over, it's past nine! It's over, Zhang Kaifeng has to kill me this time!! ”

The scream of killing a pig sounded, and I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Wang Mumu naked, shaking the bad things the size of shrimp under his crotch, jumping to the ground with a pop, and quickly getting dressed.

"What the fuck are you called? I'm going to die early in the morning! "I drank too much yesterday, and now I feel like my head is going to explode, and my temper is not ordinary.

"I'm a god, big brother! Look at what time it is, yesterday there was a group fight, this morning was absent from school, this is going to die!! Wang Mumu said sadly with a sad face.

I slowly glanced at the alarm clock, my head buzzed, and I immediately realized that it was not good, these days our homeroom teacher, is looking at me unpleasantly, of course, it has never been pleasing to the eye, two classes have not been there, today must be rectified.

With a whoosh, I sat up very quickly, took a pair of stinky socks that I don't know who, put them on randomly, and shouted while getting dressed: "Don't sleep, the sky is going to fall, and the head teacher will drag you out and shoot you for five minutes!" ”

"Ah, where's my pants? Wang Mumu, give me back Lao Tzu's pants! Chen Chen yelled with red eyes.

"You think I'm willing to wear it, I'm wearing a fucking dress, you're looking for one, I've got to fucking go first, these fucking pants are leaking everywhere!" Wang Mumu chattered and ran out in a hurry.

"Who the used my shampoo, hurry up and give it to me!"

"*** Uncle Leilei, you fucking put the shampoo and put it in the toothpaste, I said how to smell soft!"

"Don't squeeze it, wash them one by one, okay!"

The dormitory is completely messed up, it should be said that every morning is so messy, I look at this gang of two people very speechless, the battle has begun, and I have the fucking heart to wash my face and brush my teeth, I casually picked up the gel water, sprayed my hair a few times, wiped my face with a wet towel that had never been dry for more than a year, picked up the black glasses frame next to the bed, put it on my face, and walked briskly to my class, the second class of high school.

Speaking of which, I want to say that the class where our brothers are located, and the head teacher, Zhang Wei, Wang Mumu, and Lei Lei are in the first class of high school, and their head teacher is a woman in her forties with an extremely short temper.

We discussed her privately, and agreed that when she was young, she must have suffered some trauma, which was an abnormal perversion, always inadvertently stretched out two fingers and pinched your arm, and also took a more literary name, what is called "Love Touch", and the name is unusually thunderous, called "Zhang Kaifeng", at first glance this name may be nothing, but you have to know what my teacher's name is, you will definitely feel that the parents of these two teachers must have a stormy past.

Let's talk about me and Chenchen's teacher, we are a teacher, a middle-aged man in his 30s, usually more gentle, wearing glasses, polite, but don't mess with him, as soon as he is angry, he will take out a pair of black military boots from under the table, invite you to play a friendly football match or something, a meal on the field Foshan no shadow foot, kicking you have no temper at all, my teacher is called "Cao Deshuang"

A Cao Deshuang (the shuang) and a Zhang Kaifeng (open the slit), I don't know how many students are messy, we are deeply thundered, as long as they appear together, the students will show ambiguous eyes, and in the next three days, the topic of the two teachers continues.

With a nervous mood, I came to the door of our class, took a deep breath, pushed the door open, and saw the students who were studying hard, chattering, reading e-books, reading e-books, appreciating island comics, and showing a ** incomparable smile.

Mr. Cao Deshuang, talking endlessly, I lowered my head and just wanted to sit in my position, when I heard the head teacher's calm voice: "Get out, the playground is cleared of snow!" ”

When I heard this voice, I was relieved, fortunately, the head teacher didn't make a threat, if he smiled and talked to me, it would not be far from death, as long as you don't play football with your brother, you can do anything.

I hummed a little song, just walked two steps, I saw Chenchen, running in a hurry, as soon as he saw me, Chenchen gasped, and said worriedly: "Is it playing football?" ”

"Kick the hair, snow sweeping!" I said with some rejoicing.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not serious!" Chenchen also breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The two of us walked out slowly, went to the guard room in the teaching building, found two brooms, and worked hard against the cold north wind.

"Last night, how did you come back!" I was so drunk yesterday that I don't remember the rest of the story.

"It seems to be Brother Xu, who sent it back to us!" Chenchen thought carefully for a moment and said slowly.

"Who took off Wang Mumu's clothes!" Snow clearing was too boring, and the two of us began to gossip about Wang Mumu.

"I'll tell you a secret, remember the woman who called the baby yesterday!"

"Remember, what's wrong?"

"Everyone is hard when they see her!"

", I'm not hard!"

"You're hard, I see it!"

"Silly B, you are perverted, it's okay to observe this matter!"

"You just say you're not hard!"

"Alright! I'll admit I'm hard, what the hell is going on, you tell me quickly! ”

"There's one guy who isn't hard!"

"Who?"

"Wang Mumu!"

"He's miscellaneous JB, isn't it hard?"

"I saw a puff of white smoke coming out of his crotch, and he actually shot, shot!! There is wood! ”

“haha！ Niu B, there is a puff of white smoke rising from the crotch of your pants, you should be chatting fast! ”

After the two of us finished speaking, Daxiao got up.

Syllable! Syllable!

Just when the two of us were proud, a few snowballs suddenly flew over and smashed them on our heads, only to see Wang Mumu with an angry expression, pinching two snowballs in his hands, and scolding: "You two bastards, *** uncle, just say bad things about me, and say in front of my mother, I will fight with you!" ”

"Wait, why did you come out too?" I asked curiously.

"It's because of a JB, just because I didn't have class in the morning!" Wang Mumu had the expression of a dead child.

"Then weishenme came out by yourself, what about Zhang Wei and Lei Lei?" I continued, already secretly pinching a snowball in my hand.

"That stupid teacher B said yes, he can't stand my looks!" Wang Mumu said with a look of resentment.

"Don't say she can't bear it, I can't bear it, if I don't shoot you today, I'm sorry for your face that violates traffic rules!" With that, I threw a snowball and smashed it right in his face.

"Beat him!" Chenchen had been preparing for a long time, holding a snowball at Wang Mumu and slapping it hard.

The three of us were on the playground, and you chased me and had a snowball fight.

I threw another snowball, but Wang Mumu, who had been tortured, finally learned to dodge and jumped backwards, and the snowball crossed an arc and threw it at the head of a passerby.

"What a son of a bitch, throw it!" A crisp girl's voice rang out.

When I saw the girl's face, I was stunned, I felt it so much, and I said unconsciously: "I'm going to fall in love!" ”