In his own living room, surrounded by the three of us, he was forced to open the courier in person, but Uncle Fireball did not show a little bit of weakness and timidity.

There is an element of pride and disdain in the expression.

He casually handed the courier box to me and said, "If you are so interested in the contents, just open it yourself!" ”

Huh? With such confidence, is it not filled with lubricating fluid and raccoons, but a parcel bomb or something? As soon as I open it, there will be an explosion with a "boom"?

In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against the buyer who gave a bad review, someone specially mailed feces to the other party, and he must be asked to reach out and touch it, and he will be disgusted for half a year.

So in order to avoid the contents being bombs or feces, I handed over the courier box to Fan Chuan and said to him:

"You come and open it, the sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you decide, the sooner you can decide, whether you want to PK with Uncle Fireball."

Fan Chuan glared at Uncle Fireball fiercely, and without scissors or utility knives, he directly tore open the tape of the express box by hand, and the action was very rough.

"Don't break it." Uncle Fireball reminded coldly.

"What? What are you still going to use? Fan Chuan made a disgusted expression, "How can Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle as you!" ”

But with the opening of the express box, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw the contents inside.

Huh? Don't stand in my way, let me see too! What the hell is it? Could it be a time bomb that is counting down! Or is it a time bomb with a lump of poop, as long as it explodes, it will scatter the flowers, so that everyone can avoid it?

Damn, seller, your heart is too ruthless! How many bad reviews did Uncle Fireball give you!

I craned my neck and looked over, but found that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet, with a simple white packaging and a prominent focus, so that people could know what was inside at a glance.

"That...... Although it is an apple box, will there be a mystery inside, but in fact, it is filled with something else? Xiao Ding put forward his opinion.

"Then you can just open the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew, if it is broken, I will compensate according to the price!" ”

I picked up the plastic box of the iPad, weighed it, felt the weight and made a judgment in my heart.

"I didn't have anything else installed, it should be a tablet, and the weight doesn't look like a lubricant or anything like that......"

Uncle Fireball sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are quite professional in selling adult products!" If you weigh it with your hands, you can tell if it's an adult product inside. ”

Who is professional to that extent! I've only used Amy's iPad that she casually threw in the RV, so I'm familiar with its weight!

"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled, and still frowned coldly at Uncle Fireball.

"You, a person who thinks about marrying a pseudo-mother every day, what qualifications do you have to say that I am a pervert?" Uncle Fireball asked rhetorically, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, what's wrong with buying him a gift?" In the past few days, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple's products......"

"Babbling", the door of Shu Zhe's bedroom was opened from the inside at this time, and Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of the maid's outfit, just took off the cat's ears and changed the cat's tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.

"What? It turns out that my uncle didn't want to ...... me."

Shu Zhe, whose appearance is still the image of a delicate girl, made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble when they saw it, and the faces of Uncle Fireball who were still cold to each other unconsciously softened.

Although Uncle Fireball has been accustomed to seeing his nephew's appearance in the past few days, in front of Fan Chuan and Xiaoding, the two suitors, Shu Zhe seems to be more feminine, so that Uncle Fireball doesn't know where to put his eyes, so he has to try to look away:

"Uncle was really angry with you at first, but if you think about it carefully, you can't blame you entirely, you have been wronged in the past few days, and this tablet is given to you, just as daoqian...... Don't tell your sister or your parents! ”

Do you buy it with a gift! Uncle Fireball, you also learn from the United States, using a stick + carrot!

Shu Zhe saw that the gift given to him by his uncle was still in my hand, so he couldn't wait to step forward and snatch the iPad from my hand almost with a snatch.

After tearing off the plastic film, opening the outer package, and seeing the milky white body lying in the box, Shu Zhe pouted and said, "Why is it only the third generation of iPad!" Now the latest is four generations! ”

Don't be dissatisfied! Even if it is the third generation of iPad, it will sell for about 2500 yuan! I think my dad bought me a 300 yuan MP4 as a birthday gift, and I was very happy!

"Anyway, you can use it first," Uncle Fireball scratched the short hair on the back of his head a little embarrassed, "Although it seems that what you want is an iPhone5s, but I see that your phone is still very new, so buy an iPad for you to play with first, and wait until your current phone is broken......"

Shu Zhe's eyes flashed with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home from illness, received a large amount of disability pension, and could afford to buy himself a lot of gifts.

In a blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye wine bottle on the dining table, so I took three steps and two steps despite the fact that I was wearing a skirt, took the mobile phone in my hand, and then pretended to be inadvertent, so that the mobile phone naturally slipped out of my grasp, hoping to be smashed on the hard tile floor.

Where's your festival! This is after the students of No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister to use, and then your sister bought you a new mobile phone!

I just heard from your uncle that after your phone is broken, I'll buy you an iPhone5s, and I can't wait to smash my phone in front of everyone! That's all you want for the iPhone5s!

Fortunately, I had been prepared, and when Shu Zhe went to the dining table to get his mobile phone, I followed him, and at this time, I happened to catch the falling mobile phone in my hand and didn't let the mobile phone break.

Hmph, the old man's yin and yang loose hands can catch people falling from the sky, although I don't have enough skills and heart problems, but it's not a problem to catch a mobile phone.

"Brother Ye Lin, you ......" Seeing that I ruined his jihua, Shu Zhe actually wanted to be angry with me.

Huh? Have you eaten the gall of the ambitious leopard? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiaoding, and your uncle all like you, and someone supports them, so they dare to glare at me angrily?

Can't fuel his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a chestnut chisel, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly, making a cute and nervous appearance similar to when Gong Caicai was shot by me.

Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately protected Shu Zhe like summoned beasts.

"What do you want to do to my little red? You can do it even if it's so cute!? ”

"Xiaoye, you...... Don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone......"

Who said she didn't mean it! It's just that Fan Chuan is dead, Xiao Ding, you have also fallen! You were in contact with the squad leader twice in three days in the pet hospital, and you didn't like the squad leader, but you liked the squad leader's younger brother!

Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and made a tongue-sticking grimace at me when others couldn't see me.

Ungrateful stuff! I knew I wasn't here to save you! If I had known, I would have let Uncle Fireball explode your chrysanthemum!

Wait, it seems that Uncle Fireball didn't plan to explode Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum, and this door-to-door courier is proof of this.

But just because you don't plan to do it today doesn't mean you don't plan to do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you see Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes, seeking refuge behind Fan Chuan and Xiaoding as "Xiaohong", as if there is a hint of vinegar in his eyes!

While Shu Zhe was working on the newly obtained iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy beside him, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:

"What do you mean by buying a gift for Shu Zhe? Could it be that you still want to have a long stream with Shu Zhe and let him who worships money '**' with you!? ”

"Nima, who would have a fight with his nephew!" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to juniors!" ”

"Nonsense!" I frowned, "You and Shu Sha haven't seen each other for a long time, why do you only give gifts to your nephew and not to your niece?" ”

In addition to suspecting that Uncle Fireball's motives are not pure, I also have a little bit of grievances for the squad leader.

"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball shouted, "It's just that I know that Sasha is not very obsessed with electrical appliances, so I plan to send her a few pairs of high-grade women's shoes!" ”

As a girl, the number of shoes for the squad leader is indeed too small, and Uncle Fireball wants to buy shoes for the squad leader, which can be regarded as using good steel on the blade.

"Wait!" I asked, "You don't want to accompany Shusha to the mall to buy shoes and then peek at her feet while she tries on shoes?" You lolicon! ”

"Who's going to do that!" Uncle Fireball was furious, "I'm not perverted to that extent!" You're interested in my niece's feet! You foot control 'erotic' madness! ”

I'm a little weak + speechless, a few days ago at the foot of Cuisong Mountain Hotel, I did take the squad leader's bare feet to do a very bad use.

"I'll let my wife accompany Sasha to buy shoes!" Uncle Fireball swore and said, "I know I'm a bit lolitacon, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha!" I will also ask my wife to buy Sasha some shoes with higher heels and more beautiful ones......"

"Hey, Shusha is already very tall, you can buy shoes for her, Weishenme specially wants to choose a heel high? What's your conspiracy? ”

"That ......" this time it was Uncle Fireball's turn to be weak, "I think, the heel is relatively high, and after wearing it, the running speed is not so fast......"

"Fuck you, you pervert! You're still thinking about Shusha, aren't you? Do you think Shusha would be more likely to be chased by you if she wore those kinds of shoes? ”

"Ye Lin, shut up! I only have the love of an uncle to a niece, an elder to a junior, a hunter to a young hunter! Uncle Fireball lectured me rhetorically, and later Tian Tian his own dry lips:

"I wish Sasha was wearing shoes that weren't so good for running, just wanted to...... I just thought that if I didn't control it one day, I really pushed Shu Zhe, at least it wouldn't be too easy for my niece to catch up and kill me......"

He also said that he was not a pervert! After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe! Are you starting to buy him with gifts now, do you hope that one day he will be pushed by you willingly?

I can't stand it anymore! Now there are a total of 5 men in this room, but Shu Zhe has no traces of men on his appearance at all, and the 3 men except me are all thinking about overthrowing Shu Zhe!

I'm desperate for this shijie who everyone wants to push the pseudo-mother!