"The one who went to the zoo with me, you ask? That one...... It's my sister! ”

Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister? How come I never heard you had a sister? ”

I looked at the ceiling of the toilet, "My distant cousin has just recently moved to the neighborhood to go to school, so it's normal for the brother and sister to come to the zoo to relax, right?" ”

"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding was puzzled, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl holding your arm, and she was so intimate that she couldn't ......."

"That's because she's afraid of life! Especially when I saw you, a nervous tiger, I was scared! ”

"Huh? I always thought that the tiger I pretended to be would only make people laugh, but would it scare some people? ”

I finally diverted the topic, and I came out of the men's toilet with Xiaoding, but I saw a super strong man coming over.

It's Peng Thos, which means that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue are really still in the park.

Not only did Peng Thos greet me affectionately, but he also said hello to Xiao Ding before entering the bathroom.

I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?" ”

I can't help but think in the direction of evil, Peng Thos is a, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls, could it be that the two met through the same-sex dating app "Pick-up Emperor"?

Seeing my wicked smile, Xiao Ding said strangely: "What do you want!" Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? Once you and Shusha walked the dog back, and asked me to contact the dog owner for you, and he was the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, I speak Chinese so fluently! ”

It turned out that I was thinking too much, because immediately after that, I and the squad leader were blocked in a dead alley, so I forgot about this stubble.

Before I could meet Xiaoqin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.

"Huh? Isn't this a valet? Amy saw me at the top of the steps, and she looked smug with a condescending face, "Are you here to secretly protect Miss Ben?" It's a lot of work, but I'll take note of your loyalty! ”

Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me, she was not only responsible for helping Amy buy snacks, but also for helping Amy hold a parasol to protect against ultraviolet rays, she reached out to greet me: "What a coincidence!" ”

Xiao Ding saw it in his eyes and felt strange in his heart, he pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this blonde little Lori?" ”

I casually said, "This is also my sister......

"Lie to me less! Why do you know so many girls! Xiao Ding said angrily, "The former one is your sister, and this one is your sister, you think you are Duan Yu!" ”

I said solemnly, "This is really my sister!" ”

"The devil believes it!" Xiao Ding mentioned the tiger skin that was half draped on his body, "The previous one with black hair said that it was your sister and I was still half-convinced, this blonde one is obviously a mixed-race child, okay!" If you're brother and sister, you should have some traces of mixed race! ”

It's ironic, it's still uncertain whether Celery will be my sister, but Amy is my real sister! is obviously an open and honest truth, but Xiao Ding listened to it as a joke.

"The manservant's friends are all weirdos," Amy didn't lower her voice at all, as if she deliberately let Xiao Ding hear, and talked to Xiong Yaoyue, "actually walking around the zoo in a fake tiger skin, does he want to be locked in a cage?" It's really pure M! ”

Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears when he heard this comment, he pulled me farther away, and said to me with a serious expression:

"Xiao Ye, we've known each other for a long time, since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"

"What's the busy?" I became vigilant, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends." ”

Xiao Ding asked with a bitter face, "Do you remember?" I told you before that if you go to play LOL, I'm going to break up with you? ”

I was shocked, did Xiaoding know that I was secretly playing LOL during this time? I only go to play once in a while! I'm mainly curious about Amy's desire to form a LOL professional team! I'm doing push-ups when I'm reading the game!

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, recently, our dota party and LOL party have launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba......"

I let out a long breath, "Don't you scold every day?" ”

"It's different this time.,In the past, we all scolded each other's games for not being fun.,The other party's jishu is too bad.,As a result, recently,LOL party actually attacked the dota party.,Said that those who play dota can't find a girlfriend!"

"Huh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend? ”

"This ......" Xiao Ding hesitated, "A certain LOL player with the online name 'Endless River' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as a college student ID, to prove that it is not only elementary school students who play LOL, but many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both sides competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more couple photos of the LOL party than the dota party, and some of the photos of the dota party were revealed to be fakes, which made us lose a lot of people......"

Really! Don't pretend if you don't have a girlfriend! How sad you are compared to those bastards who have girlfriends but have to pretend they don't!

"In the scolding war, we found out that the guy who 'keeps flowing' is also from Dongshan City, in line with the purpose of 'catching the thief and catching the king first', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, in case his girlfriend is also faked, won't we win?"

"The result?"

As a result, he agreed very happily! I also asked three activists from each of the LOL Party and the Dota Party in Dongshan City, all of whom brought their girlfriends to the café to meet, and I was among them! I bragged in the scolding war that I had a beautiful girlfriend, but next week is the date to meet, and I haven't found anyone to go with me! ”

Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, and even agreeing to meet someone! Look at how you end up this time!

Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor by introducing a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend and fool this matter over!" If I can't do it, not only will the LOL Party get carried away, but my comrades-in-arms of the dota Party will also accuse me of lying and bragging! ”

I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I'm a junior high school student! The female friends I know are basically junior high school students.,You've graduated from college but you're looking for a junior high school girlfriend.,You're Lolicon! ”

Xiao Ding made a "shhh Don't you know who I am? Never do anything to anyone! It's all about proving the superiority of Dota! ”

After thinking about it, I didn't think there was any suitable candidate, so I excused myself:

"Although I know a few girls, I haven't been familiar to that extent, I'm afraid I can't help it!"

Xiao Ding clenched and said, "Don't you have two younger sisters?" ”

Referring to Celery and Amy? You can't let them pretend to be girlfriends for you! I don't care if I feel uncomfortable for the time being-Xiaoqin has a phobia! If you want Amy to deign to do this kind of thing, there is not even a 1 in 100 million possibility!

Seeing that I was thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let people come out for nothing, I will pay 500...... No, a gratuity of 1,000 yuan! Don't you see that I'm pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? That's what it's all about! You must not let me lose face in front of my friends and enemies! ”

Looking at Xiao Ding's appearance, it's quite pitiful, if he is willing to spend money to hire someone to play his girlfriend, Xiong Yaoyue may agree, after all, he has money to eat dinner for free, so why not?

But wait, Xiong Yaoyue is careless, she can't be exposed without two sentences at the meeting, and she herself is a pure LOL party! If the two groups of people argue over the game at that time, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will involuntarily join the other party's camp! In that case, Xiao Ding will fail to go to grandma's house!

"I'm sorry, I really don't have the right person!" I shrugged my shoulders in regret.

Xiao Ding had an expression of "you are really not interesting", and looked at me as if he was talking to himself:

"In that case, I'll tell Shusha about you and your two sisters going to the zoo another day......"

"Huh? Don't say it! "I couldn't help but panic, although I told the squad leader that Xiaoqin might become my sister-in-law, but I don't know Weishenme, there is still an unreliable psychological existence.

Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew that he had grabbed my weakness, he snorted twice, and further threatened:

"Shusha came to the pet hospital twice in three days to volunteer, even if I stuttered in the face of girls, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao confide in Shusha! When the time comes, how many sisters do you have, just go and explain it to Shusha yourself! ”

I really didn't expect that I would be caught by Xiaoding, an otaku who only plays NB on dota, and out of revenge and pranks, I suddenly thought of a suitable candidate.

"Okay, I promise you, I'll get things done by next Friday, just wait for the good news!"

Hearing that I agreed so happily all of a sudden, Xiao Ding was overjoyed, and at this time someone came to him for the second round of Wu Song's tiger fighting performance, and he told me not to forget it, so I went to work and make money.

During the time I was talking to Xiaoding, I waited for me for a long time and didn't come back, Xiaoqin, who came to look for me, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Peng Tousi also came out of the toilet.

"Who do you think it is? Isn't this a violent woman? Amy looked at Xiaoqin's white dress narrowly, "Do you think wearing white is a white swan?" In my eyes, it's like the Ku Klux Klan! ”

"Huh? Do you know each other? Xiong Yaoyue was surprised, and turned her head to ask Peng Thos, "What is the Ku Klux Klux Klan?" Sounds familiar. ”

Penthos's swarthy face briefly became serious: "It's the kind of people who specifically persecute us." ”

Immediately turned to a smile and said, "But Miss Xiaoqin is not a 3 Klux Klan." ”

I said in my heart: It's not the Ku Klux Klan, it's a triad! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "three"!

Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved straight at me, "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!" ”

Amy clasped her hands to her chest and asked with a sneer, "Are you following my manservant?" Don't you know that the valet is here to protect me? ”

"Hmph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Ye Lin-san came out on a date with me!" ”

Ah, I can't stop it, Xiaoqin said it after all! Amy looked disbelieving, looking at me as if waiting for me to say no, Xiong Yaoyue also opened her mouth in surprise, pointed at Xiaoqin, and then pointed at me, as if asking, "Are you really dating?" ”