There is only one life, time is irreversible, this is something that everyone knows, everyone has regrets in their lives, if you are given a chance to be reborn, how many years ago will you go back?

I'm sure many people choose to go back to their teenage years, or to the big moments in their lives, but what I'm going to tell you now is that I was reborn, but I didn't go back to the big moments in my life, and I went back to the age of five, and the most important thing is that I, a 30-year-old, actually went to kindergarten......

Looking at the young me in the mirror, I really can't hold on, I still hugged my wife when I went to bed last night, and when I woke up, twenty-five years just went back, kill me, don't wear open crotch pants, don't go to kindergarten, don't want to listen to the teacher ask me like an idiot what is one plus one?

"Son, let's go, go to school!" My mom came in and said to me, looking at the young mom in front of me who I almost didn't know, I was stunned!

I think I have to talk to my mom about it, I know a lot about the future development, and the memory of the next 25 years in my mind can be said to be the most precious thing, if I use it well, there will be nothing like Jack Ma in the future!

I tried to be as serious as I could, and said to my mom, "Mom, I'm going to tell you something very important right now..."

"Don't tell me you don't want to go to school?" My mother glared at me and shouted, her temper is still that temper, and the one who blows her beard and stares at her eyes is definitely her own mother!

"It's not! What I want to tell you is, although you see me at the age of five now, but the person in it is actually me twenty-five years later, I was reborn, I traveled back to twenty-five years ago, I know everything that will happen in the next twenty-five years, now you give me a thousand yuan, I will first register Taobao and Tencent, you just wait to eat and drink spicy, as for going to school or something, it doesn't matter at all, I still need to learn in the kindergarten class? "I'm sure this will surprise my mom.

My mother was stunned, and after thinking for a while, she suddenly pulled me on her thigh and slapped her ass twice, it hurt hotly, and shouted at me: "You little rabbit cub, who did you learn from, this nonsense was stunned, and I gave you a thousand yuan, your father only earns 500 yuan a month, why do you have so much money for a big child?" ”

I don't know how many years I haven't been spanked, I want to die at this moment, and I said: "Mom, you listen to me, what I say is true, I know that my dad will become a section chief in the future, our family life will change, and you will live in Beishunyuan after thirteen years...."

"I'm so good at learning, I don't cry when I'm beaten, you can't cry today!" After all, it was a few slaps.

Kill me, those rebirth novels are deceitful, I can't cry, I tear my throat and howl, if it weren't for the fact that school time is almost up, I guess I'll have to be beaten.

"Carry your schoolbag well, don't talk nonsense about those nonsense words just now, do you know?" My mom yelled.

I wiped my tears, and at this moment I was broken, looked at my open crotch pants, and said to my mother, "Mom, can I not wear open crotch pants?" ”

"Don't wear open crotch pants?" My mother suddenly got angry, poked me with her finger and said: "I can't even take off my pants and don't wear open crotch pants, the pants I gave you the day before yesterday, but the female teacher untied your pants, just untied the pee on the face, do you still have the face?" ”

What else did I have when I was young? How did I not know?

Downstairs, I found that this era is really a little uncomfortable, the high-rise buildings are gone, the highest is just a seven-story residential building, the haze is gone, look up is the blue sky and white clouds, my mother passed by the commissary and spent a dime to buy me a popsicle, forget it, take a step is a step, at least now you have to go to kindergarten, otherwise you can really be killed!

Eating popsicles to the school gate, the howl of ghosts and wolves sounded everywhere, the screams and scolding of parents can be seen everywhere, and there are a lot of beatings of children, I'm still obedient, I'm thirty years old, it's not good to be spanked all the time, and I'm thinking that my wife should be only three years old now, she and I are in the same city, will we meet in kindergarten? It would be fun to soak her in kindergarten!

"Li Qian!!" The teacher standing at the school gate shouted!

"What about this!!" I hurriedly raised my hand and ran over, and the teacher looked at me in surprise and muttered, "It's rare to see children who are so happy in school!" ”

"Look at other people, you cry all day long in school, look at other people's children, why are they so bad." An obese woman scared a little boy with a face: "Cry again? If you cry again, you will be thrown on the street, and at night there will be a tiger that will take you away!! ”

In the nineties, the means of scaring children made me drunk, I didn't think that one day I would become someone else's child, a group of little children wearing open crotch pants where to wait for the teacher to name them, among them a few little girls playing with mud, I subconsciously looked towards the little girl's open crotch pants, and kept silently thinking in my heart, Li Qian, you are thirty years old, do you want to be shameless!

After a long time, all the children entered the school, and a group of female teachers who looked like they were in their twenties came over, and it seemed that they were going to take them separately, if they guessed correctly, maybe they would have to line up to sing nursery rhymes, enough LOW!!

"Did you wear a red scarf today?" A slightly cute-looking teacher said sweetly to us: "The teacher told you yesterday that you must wear a red scarf, who didn't bring a raised hand!" ”

I looked down at my neck, where did the red scarf come from, and suddenly remembered that I lost my red scarf yesterday, and I didn't dare to tell my mother, so I said that I was released from school, and I cried all night at night, and then I was beaten because of this.

Damn, I don't want to be beaten, my mother didn't do it lightly or heavily, and glanced at a little boy next to him, with a snot and a red scarf around his neck, looking stupid!

"Hey, brother, do me a favor?" I asked the kid.

The other party obviously didn't adapt to this tone of speaking in society, so he was stunned, looked at me and said, "My name is Xiaobao, Xiaoban, what's the matter?" ”

"Brother, I have something urgent, borrow your red scarf for use, remember to find my brother if there is anything in the future, my brother will settle it for you, do you know?" After I finished speaking, I didn't care if he agreed or not, so I directly took off the red scarf around his neck and tied it around my neck!

"Wow!!" Suddenly a dry howl scared me, Xiaobao sat on the ground and cried tears, and pointed at me with his finger, the teacher looked this way, I still have a small half popsicle in my hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and said: "Don't cry, the popsicle is for you, do I know if I borrow the red scarf?" ”

The other party immediately stopped crying to death, took a bite of the popsicle and laughed, I was nauseous when I saw the snot hanging on my nose, the teacher came over and wiped it with paper, and asked Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, where is your red scarf, the teacher still brought it when he saw you enter the school gate!" ”

Seeing that the situation was not right, I hurriedly ran towards the crowd, squatting down to prevent him from seeing, Xiaobao turned around and found that I was gone, crying that someone had taken away his red scarf with half a popsicle!

After tossing for a long time, the teacher counted the numbers, and a fair-skinned girl wearing a denim strap from the nineties came over, waved her hand at us, and said: "Children, I am your new teacher, you can call me Teacher Zhao, and the teacher will teach you mathematics and painting in the future, do you like the teacher?" ”

How can you not like it if you are so beautiful, I shouted at the top of my voice: "I like it, teacher, you are so beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

This Teacher Zhao blushed when I shouted like this, people in the nineties were not as cheeky as people in my time, call a beauty, and Sister Feng can also turn around and smile at you.

"Alright, everyone is lined up and entered the classroom!" One of the slightly cute teachers said to us, "The air is good in the morning, get ready, sing!" ”

I followed the team and sang: "When I got up in the morning, the air was good, and I saw the teacher taking a bath, and the two Mimi were running and jumping, and the hair was floating in the wind..."

"Li Qian, you sang it wrong!" The little girl on the side reminded.

You children know how to be a bird's feather, Lao Tzu is genuine!