Just like that, the teacher sang all the way and didn't find out that I was singing an adult version of the nursery rhyme, and when I entered the class, the ground was covered with instant noodles, and it was fine just now, as soon as I entered the class, the men and women hugged each other and rolled all over the ground, or when I was a child, I rolled the floor when I saw which one to hold, if you grow up, people will slap you twice in the face!

Two teachers came in like untying a hemp rope to separate a group of children, I'm such a big person or don't mess with them, although it looks cute now, but the psychological age is already thirty years old, I am also very depressed, I have to find a way to make money as soon as possible!

But it's also a problem to have no starting funds, my mother will definitely not give it to me, it's not easy to be reborn once, how can I do it without doing something against the sky, just when I was thinking hard about how to surpass Ma Yun, I suddenly felt a pain below, and I was scared silly when I looked down!

A little girl looks like she is four or five years old, with a pot lid, how cute she looks, lying on the ground and actually stretching out her hand towards me, looking at it with a curious look!

"Don't! Yes!! "I was in pain for a while, this kid was curious about everything, it hurt to pinch, and he couldn't retreat backwards, and people pinched my cover door, but he didn't listen!

"You let go!!" I had no choice but to say to the little guy.

The little girl looked curious, grabbed it, and asked me, "Hey, why don't I have it?" "Talking and flipping with yourself!

"This is what I picked up, you can go out and pick one too!" I reached out and tried to take her hand off, but the other party squeezed it very tightly, and I was afraid that my own one would be broken by her.

"No, I'm going to take a fancy to you, give it to me, give it to me, unplug it for me!!"

Unplug it? I have a dead heart, I won't become a eunuch when I pull it out, but she doesn't understand anything, it's pure curiosity, I don't understand, the other party saw that I didn't pull it out for her, and pulled it hard, I hurriedly ran forward, but it still hurt hotly below, no, if it goes on like this, it will become a eunuch sooner or later.

shouted at the teacher at the top of his voice: "Teacher Zhao, help!" ”

The two children over there fought, one cried wow, the whole class became a pot of porridge, the teacher Zhao who was wearing denim bib pants came over, saw that I was being dragged underneath, and hurriedly grabbed the little girl's hand and said: "Xiaohua, this is not fun, don't grab it, listen to the teacher, let go!" ”

As soon as this little flower heard that she didn't give her, she immediately cried, her hand was still not loose, and she grabbed it tightly, what kind of sin did I create!

"I don't have this, he does, I want him to unplug it for me!" Xiaohua said while crying.

Teacher Zhao is obviously a chick who doesn't have a boyfriend, blushing for a while, and said to Xiaohua: "You will grow it too, let it go, be good, you will have it in a few days!" ”

Xiaohua heard that she had it for a few days, so she broke into tears and let go of her hand, I looked down and saw that my fart bird had been pinched red, Teacher Zhao blushed like a red apple, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Li Qian, does it hurt, the teacher will rub it for you!" ”

Kneading?

Mr. Zhao blushed for a while and rubbed for me, but I had a psychological reaction, no physiological fart reaction, what kind of sin did I create in my last life, when I was twenty years old, I hoped that a woman would rub me, but I rubbed myself every night, and now it takes less than three minutes for two women to hold on to it, but it is chicken feathers!

The slightly cute teacher persuaded the fight over there, and it took a long time to sit in the position, and I sat next to Xiaohua unfortunately, and the other party's big black eyes swept towards my open crotch pants from time to time, so scared that I quickly clamped my legs!

"Hmph, the teacher said that I would grow it in a few days!" Xiaohua said with a disdainful expression.

I'll take a look at the one you grow, if you can grow out of Lao Tzu and let you pull it casually, if you want to play, you can only grow up and play with your husband!

The slightly cute teacher clapped his hands and said, "Hello everyone, I am your teacher Li, my name is Li Jinlian, and I will teach you singing, mathematics, and Chinese in the future. ”

A group of children shouted at the top of their voices, "Okay!! ”

"Okay, now we elect a class leader, and then we will have a class leader in our kindergarten class, okay?"

I didn't have time to listen to what squad leader they chosen, because Xiaohua was staring at me again, and stretched out her hand straight over, I was afraid that she would pinch it, but I didn't expect her to be anxious, and said: "I'll just take a look, stingy ghost, I'll have it in a few days, borrow your look first!" ”

"You've got it in a few days, why are you looking at me?" I'm depressed, this girl is definitely a female hooligan when she grows up!

"If you don't show it, you won't watch it, Xiao Yong has it too!" Xiaohua said and stretched out her claws to the little boy next to her, and the little boy suddenly cried!

Teacher Li hurriedly came down, and when he saw Xiaohua pinching other people's little treasures, he simply adjusted her seat and sat next to a little girl, this little guy pulled the little girl's open crotch pants and looked for a long time but didn't find the good thing she wanted!

Teacher Zhao looked down and asked, "Which child wants to be the class leader?" ”

The children in a class are not 100 years old, choose a chicken feather class leader, I am too lazy to listen, or think about how to make a fortune, in fact, it is very simple, it is 1990, it is the best time to go to the sea, and the bank will also give loans, to 1997 after the return of Hong Kong, the first batch of Chinese entrepreneurs appeared, is those Internet giants, do I want to go to the sea and spare some jewelry?

Let's not talk about whether I have the capital or not, I'm afraid that a child like me will be overwhelmed by traffickers at that time, I'm really depressed, how can I be reborn back to five years old, even if I'm eleven or twelve years old!

Just when I was sitting there with a pain, the teacher suddenly said, "Then how about letting Li Qian be the class leader?" ”

For a while, everyone shouted at the top of their voices, I was stunned, I had a chicken feather relationship with me, and before I could understand what was going on, I became the squad leader inexplicably!

"Is it good to teach you pinyin in this class?" Teacher Zhao is gone, leaving Teacher Li in class!

I learned twenty-four birth mothers and rhymes, I dozed off when I heard it, and there was no way to make a fortune in my head, although I knew that China would rise, real estate would be speculated, and I knew that Tencent, Baidu, and Taobao would rise, but there was no use for fart, first, there was no money, and second, I was too young!

I don't know what I talked about in the morning, I don't know if I drank too much water and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, I got used to going to work, I stood up and walked out, just walked to the door, Teacher Li hurriedly asked: "Li Qian, what are you doing!" ”

Do you have to raise your hand to report to the toilet in kindergarten class? How the did I know, twenty-five years ago, I was stunned for a while, and then said, "I just want to pee, I can't hold it back!" ”

Teacher Li shouted outside, and after a while, Teacher Zhao came, and Teacher Li said, "Take him to pee, don't go to the toilet!" ”

I followed Mr. Zhao to the toilet, the toilet is still the kind of old-fashioned toilet, belongs to the pit, and there is only a wall around it, to the door of the toilet Mr. Zhao was dumbfounded, she had to accompany me to the toilet, afraid that I would fall into the toilet, but with me you have to go into the men's toilet, with her you have to go into the women's toilet, no matter how you go into it doesn't seem appropriate!

"Forget it, I'll go by myself!" I spoke.

Just about to go to the men's toilet, Teacher Zhao grabbed me and said, "What should you do if you fall into the toilet, a few days ago, a child in the middle class fell off the toilet and entered the women's toilet!" ”

Really go into the women's bathroom? This is the dream of many male compatriots, and even male compatriots with special fetishes do not hesitate to risk being arrested and the threat of being embarrassed by the news, but I can actually swagger in today!

Teacher Zhao took me into the women's toilet and found that there were two female teachers in the toilet, I looked at it a few times, but the other party stared at me with an unhappy face, and I hurriedly turned around!

"Come on, pee!" Teacher Zhao said and grabbed my little bird with his hand, and kept urging me: "Pee!! ”

I'm still stunned after peeing, how well did I go to kindergarten when I was a child? Pee has a female teacher at the helm for me? I don't remember anything about it!

In addition to being confused when I returned to the class in the toilet, I suddenly felt that it was good to be a child!