[649] Please die another day
What the? How dare you tease Xiaoqin? You cowardly octopus mouth, do you think it's great to be called Ah Xing? Believe it or not, I've made you a star in the sky!
Because of the same smell, Ah Xing, the righteous brother who worshiped Gonggong Cao, looked at Xiaoqin who ran away in tears in surprise and grievance, and stood in place with a pen and paper.
In fact, Ah Xing's posture is very much like asking Xiaoqin's phone number for recording, at best, it is a relatively two-faced accosting behavior to beautiful girls on the street.
But if I don't talk sooner or later, I talked to Xiaoqin when I agreed with her that I would never abandon her and would always protect her.
Of course I'm furious! comforted Xiao Qin, who wiped her tears, and immediately strode over to settle accounts with Ah Xing.
"Hero, hero!" Seeing me rushing over violently, the frightened Ah Xing hurriedly waved his hand at me and said, "I didn't do anything!" I suddenly noticed a beautiful woman standing next to me, and I wanted to ask for her name and mobile phone number! She didn't say a word to me! ”
Nonsense! Xiaoqin has a phobia, of course she won't talk to you! When you see that she doesn't speak, do you think she is shy and easy to bully!
"Brother Cao Xian, Brother Cao Xian, help!" Ah Xing recalled that Father-in-law Cao kept calling me master, so he ran to Father-in-law Cao, hoping that Father-in-law Cao would intercede for him.
"That, next year, during the Qingming Festival, I will burn paper for you."
Father-in-law Cao took the miniature camera into his arms very unjustly, turned around and fled.
The second reason why he escaped was because the noise here had already made the squad leader and others on the other side of the stream discover our existence.
The three girls stopped pretending to push the class leader into the creek and looked at us suspiciously.
"Huh? The person who escaped just now seems to be Gonggong Cao! ”
"Isn't that tall man Ye Lin? Could it be that the master and apprentice have been peeking at us swimming? ”
Ye Lin didn't look here, but he looked like he wanted to hit someone...... The girl wiping her tears is Xiaoqin, right? What the hell is going on? ”
Ah Xing saw that his "Brother Cao Xian" slipped away first when he smeared oil on the soles of his feet, so he wanted to follow suit, threw the phone number book and ballpoint pen at me, and then turned around and ran.
I divided my left and right hands, knocked the two pieces of stationery into the dust, and he took the axe and used flying props against me who had experienced the level of the squad leader's hidden weapon, which once again angered me.
"Dare to bully Xiaoqin in front of me? Can't spare you! ”
I yelled and chased after me, and the girls on the other side heard me shouting, thinking that I was teaching Xiaoqin a lesson to the wild bee, and the boys I was chasing didn't know each other, so I don't know if it was out of a sense of collective honor or some other reason, they actually called me good.
"Come on! Kill that kid! Let him know that our second (3rd) class is not easy to mess with! ”
"Ye Lin, you've finally done some work! Since you recognize Xiaoqin as your godsister, you can protect her well! ”
"Fight hard! Kill that kid, we'll help you dig a pit and bury it! ”
With the squad leader by his side, the three girls shouted unscrupulously, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.
It is said that "red face and trouble", if there is a girl next to you during a fight, it is really easy to have an accident, and those little gangsters who fought and killed people on the road are seven or eight times out of ten on the occasion of women.
"Don't listen to them!" The squad leader, who finally got rid of the threat of falling into the water, although he was very "red-faced", shouted without "trouble" at all, "Don't fight with outsiders!" What contradictions sit down and talk! It's dangerous around here! ”
Hearing the girls on the other side of the stream saying that Xiaoqin was my "godsister", Ah Xing muttered while running in the direction of the mountain:
"It's just my sister, you won't even let me ask for your phone number, you're too stingy!"
"I'm not stingy, what does it have to do with you!"
The more I listened, the more angry I became, so I ran a few steps to catch up with him from behind, kicked him in the ass, and immediately kicked him in a shit!
"Yay!" "Beautiful!"
Xiaoqin just watched me quietly with joyful eyes, but the three girls on the other side of the creek jumped high to cheer me, as if Shen Shaoyi had shot a three-pointer on the basketball court.
"Don't fight anymore!" The squad leader shouted at me in a tone that bordered on rage, "I order you not to fight again!" ”
After I kicked Ah Xing and made him gnaw a mouthful of mud, his anger decreased slightly, and when I thought about it, Ah Xing didn't do anything that had to be dug and buried - then Uncle Zhang could use his grandson as flower fertilizer, how happy to see...... No, it's miserable.
Unexpectedly, Ah Xing got up from the ground, dizzy, and continued to run forward like a headless fly, and rushed into the stream in a few steps, and was covered by the stream over his legs.
Seeing that I had stopped the pursuit, he continued to slide two steps deeper, and looked back at me who was still on the shore with triumph.
"Boom...... If I'm not mistaken, you can't swim, right? What's going on in your second (3rd) class? Both male and female squad leaders can't swim, so they're a pair of landlubbers! ”
is worthy of being the sworn brother of Father-in-law Cao, and even laughter is a virtue.
The question is, where do I look like the male class president of the second (3rd) class of junior high school! Our class is a double-body committee system, not a double-squad leader system! Do you think I'm their male class leader when you hear those girls cheering me on and asking me to beat you to death?
Since when has the male class president been going to act as a thug for the girls in his class? It turns out that as a man, you must be both civil and military to be a class leader!
In addition, give me Shusha daoqian! Shusha is different from me, who is completely landlubbers, but she can float in the swimming pool! She's at least a rubber duck!
"Ahh It's obscene! ”
Because Ah Xing rushed to the middle of the creek in order to avoid me, he could just be seen by the squad leader's group.
"He looks so obscene, and his mouth is like an octopus...... I understand! It must have been him and Gonggong Cao just now, peeping at us swimming! ”
It's judging people by their appearance again! But I can't help but say, you guessed right this time......
"Stone him!"
I don't know who came up with the idea, and then all kinds of small stones and broken clods on the shore came to Ah Xing's head and body, and it was a good trick to "rain all over the sky"!
The squad leader hurried to stop their dangerous behavior, but it was too late, Ah Xing twisted his foot in order to avoid a large piece of dirt, and fell into the stream over his waist with a thud.
He struggled to get up in an irregular manner, but in a panic, he stumbled into deeper water, just in time for the rapids that accelerated sharply in the bend of the stream, and suddenly he was carried by the flowing water, and Xiangxia swam away.
"Help! Help me!! Ah Xing screamed in despair, his hands splashing on the surface of the water.
I'll it! You look like an octopus, can't you even swim!
Since you can't swim, what kind of trouble do you go to the depths of the stream? Did I make you stupid with that kick just now!
Since you can't swim, what right do you have to laugh at me and the squad leader for being landlubbers! I'm going to laugh at you for being a land octopus!
Although I think Ah Xing's IQ is inappropriate, and dying like this can be regarded as a contribution to China's average IQ level, but God has the virtue of a good life, and Cao Gonggong is still stealing life, and Ah Xing is not a big traitor, so he can't watch him being washed away by the stream.
So I ran along the bank of the stream, speeding downstream, trying to grab Ah Xing's arm as he was swept closer to the shore.
The squad leader on the other side probably had a similar idea, and she led Obama to run desperately downstream, although she was still afraid of the rushing stream, but she had a capable gait and was bent on saving people.
The three girls who directly caused Ah Xing to drown were frightened at this time, each biting their fingers and covering their faces, trembling and not knowing what to do.
Hmph, it's better than anyone else when you're messing around! Something really happened, and it all turned into a bear! What are your skills at flirting with the class leader? Don't you have to ask the squad leader to clean up the mess for you?
Across the stream, the squad leader and I at the same time made me feel a tacit understanding and a feeling that I could rely on.
Although Obama's 2B dog stuck his tongue out at the squad leader's feet, I decided to ignore it.
Xiaoqin seems to have followed, but I don't have time to turn back now.
If you are negligent, Ah Xing will die! Now he only has half a life left!
If he drowns, whether it is the three girls who threw stones at him, or me and Xiaoqin, they will all bear some responsibility for his death! Among them, only the squad leader is innocent!
But because she is the head of the class, the classmates in the class killed a 15-year-old boy in the field trip she organized, so the class leader will not forgive himself and will hate him for life!
So Ah Xing can't die! At least not now, in front of the squad leader! After we save you, even if you and die day and night, it will have nothing to do with our second (3rd) class of junior high school!
It was too late, and in the flash of lightning, Ah Xing had already been washed into an "S" shaped corner, and he desperately broke his head out of the water, and then very lucky, grabbed a black tree root sticking out of the shore.
"Poof--" He spat out a large mouthful of water, and continued to shout for help out of breath, the black tree root he grabbed was on my side, so I leaned over, grabbed a small tree with my left hand beforehand, and then used my right hand to grab his hand.
But there was mud on the roots of the black tree, and he couldn't grasp it very firmly with both hands, so he didn't dare to change it to one hand rashly to accept my help.
What's more, when the stream reaches this point, the flow speed has not only doubled compared to just now! Looking further downstream, I found that as long as Ah Xing drifted down ten meters further, he would encounter a waterfall!
Couldn't it be the waterfall that led me to Pooh last night after he was hit with aphrodisiacs! I remember there was a big boulder right below the waterfall! Pooh meditated on it! Although the scale of the waterfall is small, the difference between the top and bottom is nearly 4 meters, if Ah Xing falls down the waterfall along the stream, he may fall to death!
It's better to drown! It's too bloody to fall to death! Let the girl in the flower season see the tragic situation of your brain's bursting, how can you bear it! It's all your fault that this octopus can't swim! Reach out! Grab my hand! Aren't you an octopus with a lot of hands!
At this time, Ah Xing's face was already pale, his face was colorless, he saw my outstretched hand, and plucked up his courage several times, wanting to grab the root of the tree alone, and the other hand joined me, but under the washing of the torrent, he gave up halfway several times.
"Click", the black tree root finally couldn't bear Ah Xing's weight, and let out an ominous cracking sound.