【648】 Husband in the plural

"Don't get too complacent!" The squad leader stepped on the relatively solid ground and shouted to the three girls who were laughing and playing in the water, "I'll call my phone now and tell Pooh to come down and catch you!" I'm going to have to drag you ashore! ”

"Pooh ......," said the well-developed girl, "she just carried you on her back and played in the water once!" But even if you call her now, the squad leader, and when she comes down from the top of the mountain, we're almost tired of playing......"

"Yes, yes!" The other two girls chimed in, "What's the matter~~ Class leader, let's play for a while!" ”

While begging, he also naughtily poured water on the squad leader and Obama, the squad leader dodged, but Obama was splashed with the fur on the back of his neck, showing a very depressed expression.

"If you have an accident, how can I, as the class leader, explain to your parents!"

The squad leader bitterly persuaded the girls to come out, but they were having a good time and took the squad leader's advice as a deaf ear.

The squad leader, who is neither wearing a swimsuit nor a good swimmer, has no way to face the other party in the deep water.

Rushed to the doctor, and the squad leader even bent down to hug Obama's stomach, shiyan Obama's weight, and visually measured the distance between himself and the three girls, as if he wanted to use Obama as a shot put...... No, throw it out as a swimming ring, let Obama bite the shoulder strap of the other party's swimsuit, and then pull Obama's dog leash himself and pull the dog back with the person.

How could it be! Squad leader, you think you're playing Gold Miner!

Sure enough, because Obama was too fat and a series of reasons, the squad leader shook his head and vetoed his unreliable idea.

Her gaze shifted to the fact that the girls had placed their backpacks and coats on the large rocks on the shore.

That big rock is the same as the squad leader, it is across the stream, on the opposite bank, otherwise, the squad leader would have found us hiding behind the mountain rocks, and the clothes that those girls took off might have been poisoned by Gonggong Cao and Ah Xing.

"If you don't come out of the water, I'll take your clothes away!"

The squad leader deliberately threatened viciously.

"hahahaha, the squad leader is so interesting today, the squad leader who doesn't dare to go into the water is so cute!"

The well-developed haode girl laughed presumptuously.

"The squad leader wants to take away our clothes, did he learn from the Cowherd and Weaver Girl? Oops, I have no clothes, so I have to marry the squad leader as a wife......"

"Hehehehe, the three of us, who do you like more, squad leader? Is it me? It must be me, right? Another thinner girl was jumping in the water, making a high splash.

"Squad leader, it's not okay to be eccentric!" A girl in Zuihou said, "Anyway, I have the jewelry that the two of them have, and I want it too!" ”

Squad leader Nima is about to be angry with you! Although the usual squad leader is a heroic type, and she is very popular among boys and girls, you can't treat her as a boy to tease!

Besides, dare to compete with Zhuang Ni for the squad leader...... Utility knives are waiting for you, girls!

The squad leader's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of a good idea.

She craned her neck slightly, which was supposed to be a cool move, but because Obama imitated it in high sync, it made the man and dog look slightly funny.

"If you don't go ashore again, I'll tell Juan, that you're ...... You have insulted me! ”

The squad leader's words shocked me, if it weren't for her fear of open water, I am afraid she would not have made such a decision.

When it comes to Zhuang Ni, a dark citizen who kills people without blinking an eye and kills himself, the three girls in the water are not as presumptuous as they were just now.

"Huh? Squad leader, we're just joking with you, and we can ...... with that guy Tell Johnny? ”

"That's right! What if she curses us? I don't want to fail the exam! ”

Juanny's curse is not as simple as failing the exam! provoke her, be careful that your life will be cursed by her to fail!

"Besides, we don't have a class leader at all! It's all girls, and we're not lace like Zhuang Ni, even if we really touch the squad leader's boobs and thighs, it's not a big deal! ”

Hey, the designated part is so specific, I see you also have a slight lace tendency!

The squad leader shook his mobile phone and said with a cold face: "You should know that this mobile phone, which originally belonged to my brother, has a one-click recording function, right?" I've already recorded what you said to me with your words, and if Johnny hears these recordings......"

"Don't, don't show it to Zhuang Ni!" The three girls in the water were frightened.

"What if she killed us! Squad leader, your heart is too ruthless! ”

"Yes! Isn't that what you want us to get out of the water? Let's go out! ”

In fact, I have been paying attention to the movements of the class leader, she did not reach into the pocket of her jeans just now, turned on the one-button recording function of the mobile phone, and said that the conversation just now was recorded, and she lied to the three female classmates.

If you use white lies, you can get the other party out of dangerous waters, and it can't be regarded as violating the order and good camp of the squad leader, right?

And if you become a criminal police officer in the future, you can't tell the truth on any occasion, such as when you are watching, if the suspect is suspicious, he slaps the table on the table and asks the squad leader who is sitting in a café and pretending to read a newspaper:

"You're a strip, aren't you? I look like I saw you yesterday! ”

"To be precise," the squad leader put down the newspaper, "I am a criminal policeman, generally responsible for the analysis, research and investigation of ordinary, major, and extraordinarily large criminal cases, and undertake the extraction, inspection, and identification of case traces and physical evidence, and also assist in the anti-narcotic, anti-gang, and anti-terrorism work in the jurisdiction; On a daily basis, crimes such as theft, homicide, fraud, and abduction of women and children are all within the scope of my policing......"

Before the science popularization was finished, the suspect ran away! Hurry up and lie and say you're waiting for your boyfriend here!

By the time I was playing "Leave for a While," the three girls had already muttered ashore, and the squad president and Obama were on guard and went behind the bushes to change their clothes.

Gonggong Cao and Ah Xing lamented at the same time, they couldn't continue to see the girl in the swimsuit, which made them very sad.

After changing their clothes and putting their wet swimsuits on the big rocks on the shore to dry, the three girls surrounded the class leader in the middle and urged:

"Delete the recording! The squad leader quickly deleted that recording! ”

The squad leader, who didn't record at all, pretended to hold his mobile phone and pressed a few buttons, but a girl found a flaw from behind.

"Wow! Squad leader, you lied to us! The righteous demons are also deceiving! Don't bring such! ”

"I don't lie to you, will you come out of the water!" The squad leader blushed a little, but didn't back down.

The girl who was good at developing haode hugged the squad leader's waist from behind, and said with a wicked smile on her face: "I don't care!" Squad leader, it's not right for you to deceive people! Didn't you say you were going to tell Juanny that we were insulting you? We're going to rude you today! ”

Originally, the other two girls were worried about Obama's loyalty, but the dog shook his head as he backed away, saying that the matter had nothing to do with him, so they were even more emboldened.

"Hey, hey, little lady, young master, I have silver, you just follow me, let me touch it......"

"yes, yes, you won't lose a piece of meat when you touch it, oops, this feels ......"

The scenes that often appear in costume TV series are imitated by them.

Surrounded by his three same-sex classmates in the middle, the class leader can struggle to break free, but he is worried that tearing on the shore will cause someone to fall into the river, which makes her cry and laugh and helpless.

"Don't, don't touch there! Where did you learn that? I'm really going to tell Juanny! ”

"What? Do you want to go home and tell your husband? The well-developed haode girl laughed, "What's so good about her, it's better to follow the three of us, eat and drink spicy food every day, and enjoy the joy of fish and water......"

The more I talk about it, the more energetic it gets! It's said that "the lily under the brokeback mountain opens",I'm already completely desperate for this shijie who can't let his guard down along with sex!

"Don't make a fuss by the water! Follow me back to the top of the mountain! The squad leader said in the strongest tone he could so far.

"Who's going? Who doesn't know that it's far away from the water, and after you are down-to-earth, you should clean us up, squad leader? ”

"Squad leader, when you're at the water's edge, it's much softer than usual, no wonder you don't want to take the boat......"

"Anyway, when I get back to the top of the mountain, I'm going to be cleaned up, so it's better to be addicted to it for a while now, ah, if only I were a boy......"

If you were a boy, the squad leader would have kicked you away!

"By the way, squad leader, can you call me 'husband'?" The skinny girl spoke amazingly.

"Yes, yes, call me 'husband' too! Call us 'husband' and we'll go back to camp with you!" ”

"What are you kidding!" The squad leader let go of the useless Obama's dog leash, stretched out his hands, and pushed the proposed two people back, but did not dare to exert too much force, lest they fall into the water.

The well-developed girl who was still hugging the squad leader's slender waist pretended to be disgusted: "Huh? The little lady is in trouble with us! Don't give her some color, she doesn't know the means of our three young people in Dongshan City! ”

Nima, who is the third young man in Dongshan City! You're girls! You've watched too much of "Four Youths in the New Beijing"!

"Squad leader, if you don't call us husband, we'll throw you into the water!"

"That's right! Call us husband! ”

"Usually you are so majestic, you finally got to the place you are afraid of, if you don't bully, how can you be worthy of yourself!"

"You ......"

The squad leader was held by three girls, and she was about to be thrown into the water, she desperately resisted, but the turbulent, foaming stream at the turn weakened her willpower, and compared with the three girls together Liliang, the squad leader's physical strength did not have any advantage.

"Sasha, call us husband! Just one sentence! They even called the class leader by her nickname, which is said to be the only way the class leader's parents called her.

I think those girls are having a lot of fun, but they don't really want to throw the squad leader into the water, they just want to take the opportunity to enjoy the uncommon panicked expression on the squad leader's face.

So I didn't immediately come to the rescue of the squad leader, and for me, who couldn't swim, it was impossible to cross the almost roofless rushing stream.

I suddenly found that Ah Xing, who was originally squatting next to Gonggong Cao, was gone, and Xiaoqin ran towards me with tears in her eyes.

"Ye, Ye Lin! Someone is molesting me! ”

Xiaoqin pointed to the octopus-mouthed Ah Xing, who was standing where she was standing, holding a pen and paper to record something, and cried to me.