"Your surname is Duck!" The cap was furious, "Don't think that I used to wear a cap, just because I was called a cap!" ”

"Huh? Turns out you don't call it a cap? What a surprise! I wruffled my beard, which didn't exist on my chin, "So, 'Kamotorao' or 'Kamataro', you can choose one of the two names!" ”

The Cap Monarch roared hoarsely, "Nima, what's the name!" I said I don't have the surname Duck! ”

It's so difficult to do.,There are only two anime celebrities I know who start with "duck".,You're really picky if you're not satisfied with both!

The cap-kun patted his chest and said, "You remember it for me!" My surname is Don! My name is ......"

"Donald Duck?" I blurted out.

The cap-kun lost his mind and swung his fist, and the punch stopped halfway through without knowing it.

"I don't know as much as you!" The cap retracted his fist in a sneer, "My name is Tang Jiang!" But it's useless to tell you, you're all going to die! ”

Sugar...... Syrup? Sweet of that kind of thing? No, if you think about it carefully, it must be "Tang Jiang", right? Because of the "Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet", the real name of the cap must also have something to do with the duck!

Also, what's the matter with saying I'm the one who is going to die? Could it be that last time because of Penthos's remarks, he suspected that I had AIDS, so he speculated that I was dying, and he didn't dare to touch me because he was afraid of infection?

If you don't dare to touch me, I dare to touch you! I deliberately took a step forward and forced the cap-kun...... No, just let him call Tang Jiang and force Tang Jiang to retreat.

Some of Tang Jiang's juniors and disciples didn't know me, and when they saw this, they wanted to hug me, but Tang Jiang reached out and stopped them.

"Don't go over! He's a gay! I don't have AIDS in my body! Beware of being infected by him! ”

The little juniors were shocked, as if they had seen a prehistoric monster, and they didn't dare to move the place.

"A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses," Tang Jiang calmed down and shouted to his juniors, "Let's withdraw first, and beat him another day in a chemical protective suit!" Let him know how good we are at Taekwondo! ”

The juniors and disciples said yes one after another, followed behind Tang Jiang, looked at me with a frown, as if they were dodging bacteriological weapons, and cautiously walked out of the game center.

Hearing Tang Jiang say that I am a, Xiong Yaoyue was stunned for a moment, showing a very curious expression.

"Huh? Turns out you're gay? No wonder I always think you're different from others! ”

Shut up! Who are gays? I don't fit in and can't say I'm gay!

"Don't be shy!" Xiong Yaoyue patted me on the back familiarly, "I won't discriminate against you just because you're gay!" I'm telling you: this is very popular! I've always regretted that there were no gays in my class! ”

Xiong Yaoyue touched her chest with her hand and made this very comforting look:

"Now that we finally have you as a homosexual, our second (3rd) class has finally completed its merits......"

It's time for you to ascend to heaven! If you say I'm gay, I'll prove it to you!

Seeing that my expression was very unhappy, Xiong Yaoyue folded her hands and said to me very seriously:

"Don't be angry! If you don't want to come out, I'll keep it a secret! You will be my sister from now on...... No, it's my buddy! Come, play a game with Sister Yueyue! You've my opponent and you're going to have to take responsibility for the starting point, right? ”

Who are you? Except for the class president who is one day older than me, there is no more person in our class who is qualified to call me my sister! No, even the class leader is qualified to let me call my sister, I'm just giving an example.

And Tang Jiang is angry with yourself! If you win and converge a little later, he may not be so unpleasant with a girl like you, right? You're so ignorant, you must have caused a lot of trouble in your daily life!

At this time, I suddenly heard the brass bell "Bang Bang Bang", and Amy, who had a small bell on her foot, walked up to us, her clean satchel back on her shoulder, and a glass of Oreo ice cream from DQ Ice Cream in each hand.

Huh? When did you run out to buy ice cream? How could I not have seen it? Didn't you eat enough of the waffle cone? Is it because I ate one of your ice cream balls that I have to eat some more to enjoy it?

This, it seems that ice cream is not a particularly healthy food, and it is estimated that it is also within the limited list, but since Penthos only agreed with me to cola, then I allowed Amy to eat ice cream, which is not a violation of the "agreement between men", right?

Amy, who came over, ignored Xiong Yaoyue's existence, directly handed me the Oreo ice cream in her right hand, and said coldly:

"Manservant, this reward is for you."

Seeing that I didn't immediately reach out to pick it up, she frowned and said, "Take it quickly!" I'm tired of holding it! Why do you like to trouble me! ”

I took the ice cream, and the cold touch dulled my brain a bit. At this time, Xiong Yaoyue also saw Amy, and her eyes immediately emitted a sun-like light, making Amy cover her face with her free left hand as if she was hiding from ultraviolet rays.

"Huh? Whose child is this? Ye Lin, do you know each other? Fast! Introduce me to it! So cute! I really want to touch it! Let my sister touch it! One time! Just touch it! ”

Xiong Yaoyue sat on the round bench and asked excitedly, as if she was entangled in whether Amy would agree to her request to touch it, and she nervously held her knees, like a schoolboy waiting for the teacher to announce the test results.

"The blond hair doesn't look dyed, and it has blue eyes...... Could it be the British? ”

It seems that after watching the "Harry Potter" series of movies, Xiong Yaoyue has always regarded the blonde foreign girl as British, and it should be from the heroine Hermione, right? Anyway, Grandpa Cao seems to have collected a lot of nude photos of Hermione's actors, and kept asking me if I wanted to see them......

Amy was very dissatisfied and took the ice cream straw into her mouth, and said in a grunted voice: "A country like Britain, if we didn't help the United States during World War II, we would have become a German colony long ago!" ”

"Huh??? It's the Americans! O living Americans! I still speak Chinese so well! ”

Xiong Yaoyue was so excited that she almost shook the round stool from the floor under the seat, she turned her head and asked me, "What does this little Lori have to do with you?" ”

Although I really wanted to tell the truth, due to various inconveniences, I had to lie: "A child of my distant relative, whose name is Amy, is a mixed-race child, and her temper is not very good, and she always says strange things, don't mess with her." ”

Although I was quiet enough, Amy next to me heard me, and she spat out her tongue stained with ice cream at me, and said sarcastically:

"Who are your distant relatives! It's shameless that a mere manservant actually wants to be related to his master! ”

Hmph, you'll know later, the two of us are not distant relatives, but close relatives! You're going to call me brother someday!

"This ...... Amy, when did you run out to buy ice cream, why didn't I see it? "I changed the subject.

Amy smugly smugly slipped on the ice cream (which seemed to be very unpleasant with a straw), "I didn't buy it!" How could a superior person like me do errands? I gave the cashier 500 yuan and asked her to buy it for me! ”

I glanced in the direction of the counter, and sure enough, I saw the cashier lady panting, as if she had deserted her post and ran back and forth, nervously and excitedly pinching the bills in her pocket.

Alas, it's really money that can make ghosts grind, and the cashier's monthly salary is not high, so she can make so much money by running an errand, it should be considered good luck, right?

"Ah, and—" Amy suddenly remembered something, "the dirty satchel I stepped on was also wiped clean by the cashier!" It only cost 500 yuan in total, which is really cheap! ”

It is said that the cashier's expression was very complicated when she saw the Hermes carriage logo being stepped on with footprints, and it can be said that there was sadness in the emptiness, and in short, she would not love anymore when her heart was cold.

Hearing that there was an errand fee of 500 yuan, Xiong Yaoyue opened her mouth wide and showed that she couldn't regret it.

"That, Miss Amy...... No, Miss Amy! Call me next time for this kind of good thing! I'm the best at running errands! I want to make this kind of money, too! ”

Hey, hey, Xiong Yaoyue, you're a little reserved girl, okay! This money fan looks like a dick with a silk face!

Amy likes others to respect herself, and it seems that Xiong Yaoyue's first impression on Amy is not bad, so much so that when I pushed the ice cream to Xiong Yaoyue for fear of cold, Amy didn't raise any objections.

Xiong Yaoyue happily nibbled on Oreo ice cream (sorry she can only use the word "gnaw" for her fierce appearance), and it was solved between the lightning and flint, and then she breathed a sigh of relief and exclaimed:

Sure enough, the loudspeaker was right! Other people's treats are the best! ”

After eating the ice cream, she seemed to immediately forget the request to touch Amy just now, Xiong Yaoyue patted the vacant seat on her right:

"Come and play two games with me! If you don't have in-game currency, I'll have it! ”

She reached into the pocket of her shorts, but was very embarrassed to find only one shiny thing, and when she looked closely, it was not a game coin, but a five-cent coin.

"Oops, not good!" Xiong Yaoyue shook her fist in pain, "I actually used up all of Zuihou with that cough syrup!" ”

She looked at the five-cent coin between her fingers worriedly, "You say, put this in and the machine will be able to recognize it?" ”

Recognize a fart! The game currency is a dollar, and you want to take advantage of the cheapness of five cents? And it doesn't work! If you ask weishenme, it's because I did this kind of thing when I was a child, but it didn't work!

Since I still have a lot of game coins in my pocket, I also want to be generous in front of Amy, so I stuffed two coins into the coin mouth one after another, and said lightly:

"It doesn't matter, I'll invite you."

Xiong Yaoyue reminded me expressionlessly: "This machine can only play once by throwing two coins, and if you want to fight, you have to vote two more." ”

Nima is so dark! I used to know a very dark game store owner who not only set all the boards to start with two coins, but also set the difficulty of the game to 8, which is exactly twice as hard as other stores. Later, I heard that he was smashed by a hooligan leader who died in the first level of the Three Kingdoms, but I don't know if it's true or not.

Seeing that I invested two more coins very happily, Xiong Yaoyue showed an expression as if she had met me for the first time.

"Huh? Nothing to do, be diligent, either a traitor or a thief! You're not interesting to me, are you? - I'll have to tell you beforehand: you can't soak me! I treat you as a buddy, and I'm sorry for Second Master Guan if you soak me! ”