Chapter 8: Fat Girl
"Mom, Yuming is getting married this month?" Xiao Yun interrupted his mother's words, showing some doubts.
"Yes, the family has moved to Shenzhen in the first half of the year, and this time they got married in Shenzhen, and the object is Shenzhen's ......" Mom's words seem to be "hidden" and "present"
"Really?" Xiao Yun clearly realized what the so-called disparity was; What is called different; What is the so-called "world of difference"...... It's all about yourself.
All of them, especially dead and silent. Everything in my mind suddenly died like lightning, and I was speechless...... It's better to sigh to yourself. Obviously, his situation is really speechless in front of others. For Yuming, he is very envious, but more of an analysis and suspicion of his current unpleasant love, and even suspects that he was a heinous little thief in his last life, and in this life he should compensate for the tragic situation of being a single person in his previous life!
However, in this life, he has always been compassionate and Tang Seng as a model, so what...... Ay! The world is unpredictable, and providence makes people ......!
"Mom, give Yuming a hundred yuan in gift money!" Xiao Yun said to his mother.
"Okay!" Yun Ma is reasonable, gentle and kind. "But how to get to Shenzhen, and ......?" She plunged into a swamp of bewilderment. Faced with this situation, Xiao Yun frowned and did not speak.
"By the way, it depends on whether your Brother Feng goes there or not, your Brother Feng and Yuming's brother are good friends, he goes, you might as well take it!" Yun Ma has a clever plan, and the "work" is very effective.
"Okay, let's do it!" Xiao Yun raised his hands in approval.
"You can go to work with peace of mind, you don't have to worry about this matter!" Yun Ma said.
"Hmm!" Xiao Yun nodded obediently. "By the way, Yun, Mom has something to ask you!" Yun Ma suddenly raised her voice and said.
"What's the matter?" "Do you like Wang Wande's daughter?"
"Mom, how do you know?"
Yun Ma didn't answer directly, but "found another situation" and said: "I've already found someone to tell you!" ”
"Mom, you said she doesn't have a partner yet?" "Hmm!" She nodded slightly.
"Let the matchmaker talk about it, there may not be much hope!" For some reason, Xiao Yun suddenly lost confidence......
"Let's ask, people say that this little girl has a very high vision, the same as her mother when she was young, hey, it's a pity that ......!" Yun Ma couldn't help sighing as she spoke, it seemed that there was something hidden in the words and it was inconvenient to say, but Xiao Yun didn't hear all this. He seemed to feel his love, and did it again so high that he didn't dare to estimate the difficulty of the high jump: doubt; Fear; Expect; Think, and wait for all the miscellaneous things to occupy the mind.
Is it crossed? Is it a fall? …… Everything seems to have a clear answer in the unknown......
"Xiao Yun, come to my house!" Director Liu saw Xiao Yun from a distance and hurriedly summoned him to his room. Xiao Yun naturally understood what he was going to face, but he also knew that he would not be able to escape this catastrophe. For him, the director's power and words are like Stephen Chow's magic palm in kung fu, this "palm" is extremely powerful and invincible.
Really......
"Did you call that little girl?" The director was stern.
"The little girl called you, why didn't you answer? You're in trouble! The director immediately came out with a bullet, and fired several bullets in succession, which made people look panicked.
"I'm busy......!"
"What do you say you're up to? What's more important than this? ”
"Director, I don't want to ......" Xiao Yun swallowed, not knowing how to "round the beard"
"I know what you're thinking right now!" The director's tone suddenly turned from stiff to soft, popular but very connotative, "Xiao Yun, your uncle and I also came from you, and I haven't been ...... with a partner."
As soon as the director's words opened, he suddenly rolled up with a overwhelming momentum: "When I was twenty-five years old, my neighbor Uncle Wang helped me introduce a partner, let's make it clear, I saw her for the first time, and I didn't want to see her for the second time, but people were in love with me, and they were not angry with me, but they were not angry with me." Friendliness, on demeanor, on family background, on self-cultivation, is not under me, no, we have been in contact for just one year, I have felt a lot of good things in her, so I gradually changed my opinion of her, and finally, didn't we come together? That's your aunt! ”
"Xiao Yun!" He continued, "I mean, you can't just look at people's appearance, you have to look at them comprehensively, I think people's little girls are quite good, people look a little richer, but, in terms of demeanor; Knowledge; Self-cultivation; Family conditions are in no way inferior to yours, huh? Are you satisfied with finding a skinny chick? It's not like this, find a good condition, this will be your blessing in the future! What's more, people still open big hotels,, can I introduce you to your uncle? I'm well fed? ……”
"Hey......!" He had a deep aftertaste, "If it weren't for your aunt, I really wouldn't be able to be this director!" ……”
The director's several "indiscriminate bombardments" made Xiao Yun, who had just set foot in the "rivers and lakes", dizzy, and his words, like a string of legendary secret words, simply confused Xiao Yun. In the end, Xiao Yun decided to date her for a while, and the director was very much in favor of this, and then the director added: "I have already made a guarantee with others, you can do it yourself!" ”
"What's your name?" On a sunny morning, the fat girl sat on the cement slab and asked Xiao Yun, who was also sitting on the cement slab.
"Didn't I say that? My name is Xiao Yun! ”
"How old are you?"
"Didn't I tell you last time?" Xiao Yun was inexplicably depressed and irritable, and a new feeling appeared, which was called disgust.
"Ah, I remember!" The fat girl didn't mind, "What do you usually like?" ”
"Pickle girl!" Xiao Yun couldn't even believe that he would use such nonsense to drive her away from him.
"What?" The fat girl's voice suddenly increased, her expression was suspicious, "surprised" and slightly angry.
"And what about your greatest hobby?" The fat girl wanted to resolve the embarrassment, but unexpectedly, a wave subsided, and a wave rose, "I have many hobbies, but my biggest hobby is watching pornographic DVDs!" ”
"What?" The fat girl suddenly felt that this guy in front of her was quite unreasonable, but she still patiently "shamelessly asked", "What do you think is your greatest strength?" ”
"There are too few shortcomings!"
"And what about the disadvantages?"
"There are so many advantages!"
"Huh! …… You're so different! She laughed.
"What's the difference? I've got something to do, I'll go first! Xiao Yun had just taken the first step, and was called by her again.
"Hey, if you think I'm not good, you can naturally break up with me, don't force yourself!" Xiao Yun tried every possible way to break the rope of this "ideological bondage", but it was always difficult to break free, because she seemed to have learned some love secrets: recruit her; Whenever he was out of his mind, Xiao Yun was powerless to parry, so he had to submit. Then, they came to a snack bar in a decent environment. After the two of them pointed out the recipe as if looking at a map, they decisively came up with a decision, so they decided on "Jiangshan": two fried cakes: that is, a large portion; One medium. After that, the shop's "little two" shouted in a very routine manner, and it went straight to the chef's ears, and the chef was busy killing on the cake again as if he had received a telegram
After they finished eating, Xiao Yun carried forward his manly style, and at the same time touched some traditional virtues of the Chinese people to "help others pay" and then broke up unhappily. Solid reason: something!
"Brother Yun, I heard that I have a sister-in-law, really?" I don't know when, Xiao Wu suddenly came to Xiao Yun's side, and said mysteriously.
"Who said that?" Xiao Yun covered it up again and again, pretending to be calm.
"Who else said that? Everyone in our store knows, no one knows, it's still a 'Yang Guifei', you can recruit it! ”
"I didn't!" Xiao Yun's tone was still hard, his expression was iron-clad, and after speaking, he pulled his legs and slipped into the dormitory, and hurriedly inserted the door.
Xiao Yun wanted to be quiet, so he went straight to his house: one of the three bedrooms and one living room, but who expected, as soon as he entered the house, he saw a few naughty shop guys during the "visitors from outside the world", such as: dogs; Iron beans; Xiao Luo; Xiao Wu and the others have been waiting in Xiao Yun's room for a long time.
"...... you?" Xiao Yun was surprised.
"I didn't expect it, this is called one foot high, one foot high!" Xiao Wu's honest and chubby face showed a cunning look from time to time.
"How are you ......?" Before Xiao Yun could finish speaking, he saw that Xiao Wu had pointed to one of the corners of the room with his index finger.
Xiao Yun looked in the direction of his finger and suddenly realized: Isn't it? It turned out that there was another back door that was not very cooperative and acted as a "lackey": the window. They all broke through the windows and saw the signs: they had a plan.
"Tell me a little bit, what should I do? We, brothers, are still hungry! Dogan said.
"We're good buddies! Don't just invite people, don't invite us! Tie Douer followed it with another "blow"
"I'll tell you the truth, I, Xiao Yun, didn't have a partner, and I didn't invite so-and-so, so you should dispel this idea as soon as possible!" Xiao Yun finished talking, fled in a hurry, and disappeared.
A few of them knew that there was nothing they could do now, so they had to "collect their troops and return to the camp"
However, they were not reconciled, so the brothers devised another strategy and solemnly decided: to have another "battle without gunpowder" at a certain time and a certain time in a certain monthNote: Xiao Yun, the object of aggression; Battlefield: XX Hotel; Purpose: Let Xiao Yun treat unconditionally; Weapons used: Stratagem plus a three-inch tongue; Combatants: All the people in Xiao Yun's house and another mysterious person; Date: To be considered.
Today, the sun is warm, and the gentle wind brushes through the warm ground with a cool transparent brush again and again......
Xiao Wu, a few dogs, came to the fat girl's restaurant after work. The "demeanor of the proprietress in the store" and her enthusiasm have not diminished in the slightest.