"Thank goodness! I really can't imagine that my dad will shoot when he should shoot, and his skills are quite good! He praised from the bottom of his heart, with a kind of humor in seeking pleasure in suffering.

In front: a table; Three-chair ......

After that, there was a period of unprecedented "tranquility......

After Xiao Yun rested at home for three days, he came as scheduled, and as soon as he entered the door of the dormitory, he was full of arms with Xiaojun. "What are you doing?" Xiao Yun said angrily.

"What am I doing, don't you know yet? Of course, I want to have a treat! "Little Martial Arts.

As soon as Xiao Yun heard this, he suddenly changed his smile, and secretly thought: This guy always likes to make a knife on me every time he goes to the hotel, but he didn't expect that this time it would finally be his turn to bleed, so he said: "Xiao Wu, since you sincerely want to have a treat, brother will give you a chance to make meritorious contributions for a while!" ”

"Don't worry, I must make meritorious service this time, don't stop me, whoever wants to stop me, I'll be in a hurry! Let me tell you the truth, today next month will be my big day! Let's go, and I'm going to the hotel! ”……

After arriving at the hotel, the two drank three glasses without saying a word, and inadvertently, simulated the heroic spirit of drinking in martial arts

After that, the two played poker to bet on winning and losing, and drinking when they lost. There is a saying: frustrated in love, the casino is proud, however, Xiao Yun has a little bit of a back: not only is he disappointed in love, but the casino is also quite unhappy. After several rounds of their battle, Xiao Yun finally couldn't stand the horn anymore, he only felt dizzy and rootless under his feet, so he thought of giving up; withdrew, but after a burst of wanton praise from Xiao Wu, he finally drank three more cups, and Xiao Wu only accompanied half a cup. Fortunately, there was not much left, and after serious negotiations, the two decided to pay the bill in half......

After finishing, Xiao Wu said that he wanted Xiao Yun to pay for it, Xiao Yun habitually put his hand into his pocket, but felt that something was wrong, and after relieving himself in an instant, he grabbed Xiao Wu's collar and staggered back and forth...... There is a great feeling of being deceived.

"Brother Yun, don't be angry, my little brother is teasing you!" After saying that, he hurriedly went to pay.

When he checked out the account and turned back, he found that Xiao Yun was nowhere to be found. After looking around, I found that Xiao Yun was "uncontrollably" spitting in a corner of the back because he had drunk too much......

A month later, Xiao Wu got married and lived happily ever after.

In the next few days, Xiao Yun made another call to Ye Xiaoqian, he told the other party his mobile phone number, and she still said the same old saying: Come home to play when you are free!

He imagined thousands of times: Xiaoqian would let him regain his losses and turn defeat into victory, but unexpectedly, just three months later, a "landscape" suddenly shredded his carefully embroidered dream, completely hurting his heart that he couldn't love. From then on, everything that happened between him and the girl who was in love with Sansa fell into ruins......

The day he went home from rest was also the day Ye Xiaoqian got married. He looked at the beautiful bride in the car from afar, and looked at Ye Xiaoqian, who was destined to be caught...... I can't help but be tired; Dejected; Heartbreaking; I want to cry without tears.

He suddenly felt that on the bumpy road of love, he had stepped on the edge of the cliff with both feet, and in front of him was an abyss...... If he is not careful, "broken bones" will "have dinner" with him

He really doesn't know what he did in his last life? Why did God punish him like this? He was tired and wounded, and tears fled from his eye sockets without knowing why, and "poured down"

At this time, he remembered the "culprit" Wang Xiaomin.

Yes, he doesn't want to be Xiaomin's emotional baggage, but how can he be willing to let go? It seems that this is the only choice for him to "kill the bloody road......

So, he desperately dialed Xiao Min's mobile phone number, originally intended, after being scolded, he expressed his dedication and determination to her at the "muzzle", so as to soften his firmness that he didn't love himself. However, a few seconds later, the phone said: Sorry, the call you made is down...... But let his new plan "completely finished" Another afternoon, he dialed the phone number of her company, although he knew that this phone was resolutely refused to be dialed by outsiders, but he had to "catch up"! He's cornered!

One second, two seconds, one minute, two minutes...... Eventually, no one answered, and it seemed that the call was for aliens......

Rainy, sunny, cloudy...... Some natural phenomena alternate in cycles, and they alternate shifts countless times in the glorious post of the universe, which is normal, but unfortunately: Xiao Yun is always on duty when the guy "Even Cloudy Day" is on duty, and somehow lets a little story be staged on himself.

"Xiao Yun, come here!" The leader, Director Liu, didn't know what he meant, but called him with a smile.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yun didn't dare to slack off, and said busily.

"Xiao Yun, how about I introduce you to someone?" Director Liu has always maintained a consistent style and never concealed it. Xiao Yun was a little dazed for a moment, and he couldn't find a way to deal with it for a while.

"How?" The neighbor's face sank suddenly, "Don't agree?!" ”

"No, I'm not ready for that!"

"Do you still have to prepare for this?" The leader spoke very quickly, "I don't care if you are mentally prepared or not, you have to follow me to meet that girl today no matter what!" After that, he entered the house, and then, there was a sound of washing in the house, and after that, he told Xiao Yun to change his clothes within five minutes; Wash, and then with the upper road.

Ten minutes later, they came to a snack bar with a "history of civilization", and before they could sit down, they saw a big head walking on the opposite side; face meat; The middle-aged woman with a continuous body like a wave, in terms of momentum, seems to be Lu Zhishen reappearing! That form can be shortlisted for the national fat model ranks, but the eye-catching black mole on the face makes people feel a little nauseous to look at.

After Xiao Yun saw it, he felt extremely uncomfortable, and he suddenly summarized it into the category of misfortune in fate.

"Director Liu, you're right for this kid!" The woman smiled, making Xiao Yun look disgusted.

Director Liu smiled and nodded yes, and then muttered in the woman's ear, during which she praised again and again, and then disappeared like a fairy and disappeared for a long time.

"Come, Xiao Yun, I'll pour you a glass of water!" He said with unprecedented politeness in front of Xiao Yun, which made Xiao Yun suddenly feel goosebumps and was about to go out.

"No, no!" Xiao Yun was flattered and couldn't adapt to it, "I'll pour it for you!" As he spoke, he went to grab the pot, but unexpectedly, because the dispute between the two sides was too urgent, the pot was seriously heavy, which caused the boiling water to break through the lid of the pot and splash rapidly...... Stimulate; Ecstasy...... Xiao Yun suddenly felt the illusion of being burned by water.

The two of them subconsciously shouted "oops" together and apologized to each other.

In fact, Xiao Yun already knew what he was about to face from the director's ugly grinning teeth and the extremely eye-catching "red seal" that had been burned by water? It's just that he, who is "superficial" in his response, doesn't know what tricks he can do in the face of this "stalemate" to save himself......

"It's okay, it's okay!" Director Liu quickly stretched out his hand, picked up the vinegar pot, and poured it into the wound quite experienced, and then did it hastily.

"I'll go buy you some medicine!" Xiao Yun was a little unreasonable.

"What medicine to buy? You have a lot of fucking things, and if you tell you it's okay, it's okay, just see your face, leave me alone! "The director is thick and thin, and he shows his leadership style.

Hearing this, Xiao Yun stopped squeaking, and sat there obediently, waiting wordlessly.

I don't know when, he can't help but sketch in his mind the voice and smile of the girl he hasn't seen, and he imagines that she is: a pink and white melon seed face; The voice is sweet and catchy; Sultry hair shawl ......

"It's him, he looks like a little pumpkin!" …… I don't know when, these words invaded Xiao Yun's eardrum like ground. The comer's voice was rude and bold, and he thought: this "material" is by no means "common"

Sure enough, in a hurry that didn't have time to slow down, a fat girl was sitting in front of him steadily, he was disappointed and amused, and secretly thought: She said that I look like a little pumpkin, and I think she looks like a super big winter melon!

"Hey, where are you from?" She asked vulgarly.

"I'm from a small remote mountain village!" He replied.

"Ah, it's a rural village?!" She showed Ding Xu questioning, "Is your family rich?" ”

"Rich ......?" Xiao Yun suddenly had no way to do it, so he thought hard about how to respond smartly, but he didn't come up with a word.

"So you don't like to talk?" She asked. Xiao Yun didn't say anything.

"I'll tell you now, I've got a crush on you!" She didn't blush.

"What?" Xiao Yun was suddenly at a loss, "Oh my God, how much incense did I burn in my last life, and I encountered such a 'beautiful thing'?" Joy? …… Alack! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm still fine!" Xiao Yun wanted to escape, but was stopped by the director, "Xiao Yun, say a few more words with the little girl!" ”

"Me? ……”

"What me, yours, what's the matter to do another day!" The director said boldly and generously.

"Uncle, I also have something to do, I'll go first!" The fat girl's move was unexpected, which made Xiao Yun feel relieved for a while......

"How? Uncle, how did I introduce you? After she left, the director narrowed his eyes and asked Xiao Yun.

"I'm ......!" Xiao Yun lied that he had diarrhea, so he took advantage of this to escape, so that the "Nine Yin White Bone Claws" that the director's words "piled up" could not be caught......

"This kid, he doesn't have diarrhea at any time, it's really fucked!" The director sank his face suddenly, slapped his ass and left.

On this day, as usual: a blue sky; faint clouds; It's not a luxurious building......

However, the difference is that Xiao Yun is leisurely in the courtyard as if he is relieved, and seems to have left everything behind.

"Cloud, you know what? Yuming is getting married this month! The suddenness of Mom's words was undoubtedly a dangerous move for Xiao Yun, "Yun, are you going to ......?" ”