"I'll rub, you stinky rascal!"

Xiong Yaoyue was the first to can't help it, and when she came up, she smoked me with a big ear scraper!

The loud sound of flesh colliding soared into the sky and echoed through the valley.

Ah, Amy, do you hear that? Maybe this is the voice of zuihou left by my brother on shijie......

However, after all, I was tall and big, and I was worried about the kitchen knives hanging from the barbecue grill behind me, so I encouraged myself to stand firmly, but my body shook slightly, and I didn't show much damage.

"It's quite resistant!" Xiong Yaoyue was puzzled, "Then pick me up with another whirlwind leg!" ”

It's really a whirlwind leg! Spinning and jumping into the air, the wheat-colored thighs under the hot pants drove the Li Ning brand sneakers, and just kicked me in the face! I learned this from Street Fighter 4!

I felt that it was difficult for the people to be angry if I didn't suffer this time, so I used the corner of my eye to look at the position of the hanging kitchen knife to avoid falling in that direction, and then gently used the outside of my wrist to remove most of the force of Xiong Yaoyue's kick with the help of the Yin and Yang Scattering Method, and then pretended to be injured, covering his face and half-kneeling on the ground.

I always feel that this is also another kind of "Yin and Yang Loose Hands Touching Porcelain Technique", after learning this hand with the old man, I am becoming more and more undisciplined like the old man.

However, if it were Xiaoqin to attack, it would be difficult for me to have such a margin, and I would have pretended to be seriously injured while defusing my strength.

In the final analysis, it is because Xiong Yaoyue is an athlete rather than a martial artist, and the whirlwind legs she learned from video games look really handsome and cool, but in fact, they are more powerful than they are lethal.

I covered my face and half-knelt, and before I could figure out how to explain my animal behavior, Gong Caicai, who was still sitting on the ground and crying, had already attracted everyone.

"Caicai, don't cry!" The small-eyed boy patted his chest and said, "Don't worry that you can't get married, I'll marry you!" ”

This guy seems to be one of the comrades who once worked with Gonggong Cao to produce "The Red Line Area on the School - Twenty-Eight Middle Version".

"Fuck off!" Another boy kicked him away, turned his face and said to Gong Caicai with a smile: "Don't listen to him, marry me if you want to!" My family's luxury cars are piled up, and you are in ...... door."

"Silly Biao, what kind of luxury car is yours? Aren't they all tricycles? An unfamiliar interjected.

"Fuck off!" Silly Biao likes to say this mantra, "My family is a tricycle reseller, don't you accept it?" When I was a child, I went to Disneyland every year for my birthday......"

Father-in-law Cao whispered from a safe distance: "It's not Hong Kong's Disney, it's a copycat Disney in Dongshan City, the kind of ...... where Mickey Mouse sits in a Gundam robot as a pilot."

Silly Biao was furious when he heard this, and rushed out of the crowd to chase after Grandpa Cao, who shouted "Master help" and stumbled into the bushes.

Still looking for me to help? I don't know who will save my life!

In addition to the boys who enthusiastically raised their hands and wanted to marry Gong Caicai, they despised + hated me and treated my girls as "female enemies".

"I said why is he so kind, cutting melons for everyone to eat, it turns out that he wants to take the opportunity to fish!"

"Yes, fortunately I was careful, otherwise I would have been taken advantage of by him!"

Stop dreaming! The girl who spoke, your boobs are on the same level as Xiao Qin, how can I mistake it for a melon!

Doing such an unsightly thing, the loudspeaker can't be on my side.

"Ye Lin, you've gone too far this time! Didn't you bully Xiaoqin during this time, but did you bully Gong Caicai instead? If you don't bully people, you'll be a dead star! ”

I bit my lip and explained with great pain, "I...... I thought Gong Caicai was holding two melons......"

The big horn rolled his eyes angrily: "Then I also hugged two watermelons!" You thief! ”

Not to mention, the big horn is fat all over the body, purely in terms of volume, it is indeed a giant 'ru' that surpasses Gong Caicai......

"Well said, it's a thief!" Someone shouted at the back of the crowd, and it seemed that it was Sun Yu, who had always been disgruntled with me.

At the instigation of Sun Yu, and then look at Gong Caicai's pitiful crying appearance, both boys and girls unanimously accused me of talking nonsense, ridiculous and shameless, I should cut the car in half, and then take the body to feed the dogs.

"Wang!" Obama, who was chained under a tree, screamed as if he were happy.

You're a happy fart! No matter what it is, are you happy as long as it is fed to you! They all say that the righteous dog is the Savior...... You're my sister's dog, don't I count me as your half master! If you don't save me, you're still gloating!

"Chop your hands!" I don't know who shouted out what to do with me.

"That's right, that's how you should deal with the yin thief! Who let him touch something he shouldn't touch! I haven't even touched it! ”

"Chop your hands!" "Chop your hands!" "Chop your hands!" "Chop your hands!"

, the slogans are shouted so loudly, why do you want to launch the second Cultural Revolution?

Niu Shili stood behind the crowd, didn't shout with everyone, but he couldn't come up to speak for me, he could only look at me and shake his head, as if to say:

"What is it bad to do, weishenme is going to be a thief?"

The mountaintop barbecue meeting instantly became the mountaintop public trial meeting.

The squad leader came out of the crowd at this time, and looked at me who was sitting cross-legged on the grass with a look of question and compassion, embarrassed to stand up.

"Ye Lin, what's going on?"

The squad leader was concentrating on cutting his watermelon just now, and in order to divide it into 20 equal parts, he didn't see the scene where I grabbed Gong Caicai's chest with my own eyes.

This kind of evil ** thing, the head teacher Teacher Yu should have come over to preside over the trial, but Sun Yu went over to call him, and he actually said:

"My students are very autonomous, I trust them, let them solve it on their own!"

It's obviously pushed to the squad leader! Because I was beaten by a problem student in the past, I was bitten by a snake, and I was afraid of the well rope for ten years, and I was afraid that I would not accept the verdict and press you to the ground and fierce K!

So the class leader naturally became the chief judge, and she asked the classmates who shouted "chop hands" to calm down first, and then stand up straight and condescendingly asked me:

"Ye Lin, do you want to be a gift?"

Gong Caicai was held by a loudspeaker and moved to sit on a cobblestone, which was considered a witness seat.

Xiong Yaoyue, who gave me a whirlwind leg out of sight, didn't know where to go.

Hey, you're a more important witness! It's not that you are troublesome, let the girls personally hold the melons and send them, and I won't make a big mistake by mistake! Where did you go!

"I ...... I really didn't mean to! I was so remorseful that I beat my thighs, "Pooh twice in succession, hugged a melon in his left and right hands and brought it to me, I may have a little heat stroke, I thought Gong Caicai also hugged two melons......"

Everyone's eyes focused on Gong Caicai's chest, Gong Caicai shrank up, covered her hands in front of her chest, and looked like she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Don't cover up the evidence! Let the jury see clearly! The two protruding spheres really have an inexplicable blood relationship with the melon!

"Take his temperature!" The squad leader gave PHS a look as he spoke, and PHS took out the non-contact thermometer in the medical box and walked over to me.

"It's easier to chop your hands." PHS was slightly dissatisfied with the squad leader's overstepping to test whether I was suffering from heat stroke.

The weather itself is hot, I first did a strenuous exercise to fight mosquitoes, and then did such a shameful thing as a blatant attack on the chest, and my face was feverish, so the test result of the thermometer turned out to be 38.1 degrees, which is already a relatively serious heat stroke phenomenon.

The squad leader looked at the thermometer, bit his lower lip, and did not immediately give a conclusion.

"The thermometer is broken! Or chop your hands! "Someone in the crowd continued to shout revolutionary slogans.

"Caicai, what do you think we should do with Ye Lin?" The squad leader handed the thermometer back to PHS, turned to Gong Caicai and asked.

"Poke the chrysanthemum with a red-hot iron rod until he dies of pain."

Zhuang Ni came behind Gong Caicai at some point and replied instead of Gong Caicai.

Hearing this miserable suggestion, most of the boys were chrysanthemum-tight, and I didn't know about the girls.

"Juanny, it's none of your business here." The squad leader made a gesture for Zhuang Ni to leave the witness stand, "I'm asking for Caicai's opinion." ”

Zhuang Ni stroked the oblique bangs that covered her right eye, and said disapprovingly: "Squad leader, you asked Caicai's opinion, and you were originally biased in favor of Ye Lin!" ”

The squad leader frowned, "Where did I favor Ye Lin?" ”

"Hmph, who doesn't know, Caicai's revenge is extremely weak, if you lock her up and starve her for ten days, and give her a glass of water to drink, she will tell you xiexie?"

Zhuang Ni regarded herself as the prosecution lawyer, as if she had lowered the presiding judge Shu Sha to the position of the defense lawyer.

"So, the class leader who thinks he is fair and selfless, you asked Caicai how to deal with Ye Lin, originally hoping that Ye Lin would escape legal punishment!"

"No, no!" The squad leader immediately denied it, but his tone was not firm enough.

Moreover, when I went to see the medicine box at PHS's feet many times, was I entangled in the display value of the thermometer inside, or did I feel that I had moderate heat stroke symptoms, and what I needed most was not to be judged but to take some symptomatic medicine?

"It feels good, right?" Juanny asked me suddenly.

What do you mean! Do you want to provoke the boys to hate me! And what the feel is, you know best!

Not long ago, you deceived Gong Caicai that you could lose weight by rubbing your breasts, and tricked her into your relative's hotel, and touched it with your own hands without barriers, you took advantage of Gong Caicai!

"It doesn't feel good at all!" Out of anger at Juanny, I shouted out loud and insincerely.

As a result, Gong Caicai was frightened by my roar, and gradually stopped sobbing, opened the gate again, and covered her face with great shame, as if to say, "I feel so bad, I'm so sorry."

"No," I didn't want Gong Caicai to be hurt, so I hurriedly changed my words, "Actually, it feels super good, and I want to touch it again......"

The squad leader kicked me down from behind (hey, you're a defense lawyer!). ）。

Then, I don't know if there were more boys or girls, but in short, my classmates stepped on my back 10,000 feet, and I must never turn over.

I didn't resist, I deserved it, I hope Gong Caicai can feel better when she sees this scene......

Teacher Yu, the head teacher, was quietly drinking oolong tea in the distance, and said calmly: "It is worthy of being my student, and he has a strong ability to solve problems independently!" ”

Just when I broke the jar and was about to be trampled on for 10,000 years, Gong Caicai used all her strength to shout out in order to stop everyone:

"Please, please stop kicking Ye Lin! I'm going to beat him to death! ”