[614] In broad daylight, everyone was watching
Xiaoqin ate too much seafood and couldn't get up while lying on her picnic mat.
"It would be nice if there were only two people, Ye Lin and me, obviously you can do a lot of things in the wild......"
Xiao Qin looked at the clouds in the sky and muttered.
Except for Zhuang Ni, who still didn't move like a female corpse, most of the girls were coerced by Xiong Yaoyue and lined up to send uncut melons to me.
She herself was caught in the middle, trying to get mixed up.
I don't know what the use of her stealing the kitchen knife is Jihua, maybe it's just something that the squad leader doesn't let her do, she just wants to do it.
"Ye Lin, you go to rest, let me cut it!" When I first sent two melons, Xiong Yaoyue asked me very warmly.
"Don't give it!" I clenched the kitchen knife in my hand, "Who doesn't know that you are particularly easy to play with?" There is no self-healing factor in others, and if you take a knife, you should see Hades! ”
"I promise not to play off~~~~" In order to replace me, Xiong Yaoyue actually shook her shoulders and snorted at me, but the obsession with kitchen knives in her eyes betrayed her.
I definitely want to "hey-ha", cut the melon on the cutting board, and add some kind of cool trick name, such as "Slash in the Wind" and "EX Curry Stick"!
The folding cutting board is inherently unstable, and it is still a trivial matter for melons and cutting boards to fall to the ground, in case the kitchen knife comes out of his hand and hacks someone other than Cao Gonggong to death, wouldn't it be a murder?
"Stingy, I'm not going to give up!" Xiong Yaoyue "cut" and ran back to the end of the line, while the other girls trembled and handed over the melons to me.
I cut it in front of them and put it in an enamel tray for them to bring back their picnic mats, not to mention, it was a little more efficient than if I were doing it all by myself.
"Thanks, xiexie." Many girls bow their heads slightly to express their gratitude when they take the haode melons from me.
When I walked back with the melon, I looked back at me quite strangely, as if I had become a cadre for the first time since I took office.
Hey, hey, I did well in the previous intramural basketball tournament! weishenme only has a good impression of me when he divides your food!
Sure enough, as long as you send sweets to girls often, you can have a good relationship with them! The first article of the "Paplov Sister Law" circulating on the Internet mentions that you should get your sister used to getting sweets from you!
It's no wonder that last time in the multimedia classroom, when the teacher was idle to show us a movie, many girls suggested watching "Charlie's Chocolate Factory"! Many boys still think that film is boring and raise their hands against it - you deserve to be alone all your life! Be smart, go to the commissary immediately and buy chocolates for my female compatriots!
"I can't eat it, woo woo~~~ I can't even eat the melon......"
When Xiong Yaoyue asked Xiaoqin how many melons she wanted to eat, Xiaoqin replied sadly lying on the picnic mat.
"Battle five scum!" Xiong Yaoyue pursed her lips, "It turns out that you and the big horn have such strength!" Don't say you're tied to this seat in the future! ”
What a pride you are! You can only be called the three major foodies among the girls in the second (3rd) class of junior high school! You are now a foodie among foodies, what is there to be proud of!
Even Gong Caicai, who is timid by nature, can't resist the temptation of sweets, and she walks to the end of the team to see if she can get some melons.
But it's also possible that it was a lazy female classmate who said to Gong Caicai a picnic mat: "Caicai, go get some melons!" So Gong Caicai, who never knew how to refuse others, shouldered a major mission, and used the methods taught to her by science and happiness to muster up her courage and march towards the Longtan Tiger's Den on my side.
Naturally, she also ran into Xiong Yaoyue, who was at the end of the team and held Zuihou's two uncut melons in her arms.
Gong Caicai subconsciously wanted to dodge, but Xiong Yaoyue suddenly threw one of the melons to Gong Caicai.
"Woo!" Gong Caicai hugged the melon in a panic and fell to the ground.
"See if I don't kill you!" Xiong Yaoyue stretched out her hand fiercely.
Gong Caicai closed her eyes in fright, with a remorseful expression of "I'm sorry, I shouldn't live on this shijie".
As a result, the target of Xiong Yaoyue's shot was a mosquito hovering over Gong Caicai's head.
"Evil beast, suffer death!" Xiong Yaoyue used the technique of catching sandbags in physical education class, and quickly pinched the mosquito, and clenched it with her fists, leaving it dead.
Only then did Gong Caicai understand that Xiong Yaoyue threw the melon to herself just now in order to have a free hand.
"Thanks, xiexie, you help," Gong Caicai said a little helplessly holding a melon, "Otherwise, I'm going to be bitten out of a bag again, it's so itchy and painful......"
Most of the mosquito packs are infested by celery! Hurry up and give me daoqian!
Gong Caicai has fine skin and tender meat, and the place where she has been bitten by mosquitoes is red, and the allergic reaction is very great, and the squad leader has applied a lot of toilet water to her, which is not very effective.
"It's a little funny! I'm a mosquito control commissioner! Xiong Yaoyue did not regard herself as a benefactor, and said with a smile.
With the help of the mosquito fighting episode, Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai were side by side at the end of the line, talking in a low voice, as if Xiong Yaoyue was promoting her mosquito prevention experience to Gong Caicai.
I was so busy chopping melons for the other girls that I didn't keep paying attention to the two of them.
Anyway, there is no boy in weishenme who came over with a melon and let me cut it? Take a closer look, they all went to the next door, hugged the watermelon and asked the squad leader to cut it! The squad leader has strictly managed the kitchen knife, and unreliable people are not allowed to touch it!
Huh? Could it be that in the eyes of the squad leader, can I also be regarded as a slightly reliable person? I couldn't help but feel relieved.
The appearance of the black and straight squad leader holding a kitchen knife and cutting the watermelon very skillfully attracted all the boys and some girls to watch, as if it was an artistic performance.
You are a person who is busy in the kitchen all year round! The action of chopping the watermelon is as smooth as a cow, and it is extremely accurate, dividing the watermelon into 20 pieces of exactly equal size! Individual differences are measured in microns!
It's a terrible obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I always feel that if one day I do something very sorry for the squad leader, and I am killed by the squad leader, I will definitely divide my corpse into many pieces of equal size and symmetry with each other.
Ah, I didn't cut my hand, and if I was half-hearted, I wouldn't wait for the squad leader to divide my body, so I would split myself myself.
So I quickly turned my gaze back and concentrated on cutting my melon.
Compared with the watermelon cut by the squad leader, my melon is cut crookedly, seven long and eight short, Yan is thin and fat, but it didn't hurt anyone, it was much better than Xiong Yaoyue's cut.
After a while, it was Xiong Yaoyue's turn again, she hugged zuihou two melons, and looked at me with a smile how to take it.
How else can I pick it up? Like last time, hang the kitchen knife (handle with noose) on the barbecue grill behind you, and then go and grab the melon in your hand! Do you think I'll just put a kitchen knife on the cutting board and give you a chance to steal it!
It's past noon, but I feel that the weather is hotter than just now, is it because the land has conserved heat and played a role in natural heating?
Everyone's uniforms were white T-shirts, and the shortcomings were also revealed at this time - the reflection was so bad that my eyes were sore - and the kitchen knife that I had been staring at in my hand just now also played a role in fueling the flames.
Under the dazzling light, the melon in Xiong Yaoyue's hand was almost the same color as the class uniform T-shirt.
Still, I took the two melons with unmistakable accuracy and placed them on a cutting board ready to chop.
Since just now, Gong Caicai, who has been asking Xiong Yaoyue for experience in mosquito prevention, subconsciously lined himself up at the back of the line as the team moved (what a good boy), and Xiong Yaoyue had no chance to steal the kitchen knife, so she slipped to the side in disappointment, lamenting that her knife skills could not be used.
Very similar to the way she looked when she was queuing up at KFC, although Gong Caicai was not holding a melon in her hand, she also habitually took a step forward at this time.
It should be Xiong Yaoyue who promised to cut one of these two melons and give it to Gong Caicai, so that she could bring back her picnic mat to her classmates, right?
As a result, I made a very terrible mistake.
Xiong Yaoyue once threw a melon to Gong Caicai, which caused me, and Gong Caicai also had the wrong impression of a melon.
When she took the melon back, I didn't see.
And Gong Caicai's hands are clenched together on her abdomen, as if she is praying "Please give me the melons", and Xiong Yaoyue's posture of holding two melons has a certain similarity.
As I said earlier, due to the glare of the sun, I already feel that there is no difference in color between everyone's T-shirts and melons.
So, I actually forgot, Gong Caicai actually, didn't hold the melon!
Obviously, the two melons have been handed over to me by Xiong Yaoyue, and there should be no more melons in the arms of girls!
But what's in front of the sore eyes? The size and shape, as well as the shadows drawn by the sun, were highly similar to melons, and I actually reached out to take the two melons that Gong Caicai was holding.
"Woo......"
As soon as I touched the surface of the melon, Gong Caicai was like a fish being dragged ashore, her pupils dilated, her face was pale, and she was so frightened that she forgot to breathe.
Huh? Distraught by the scorching heat, I was surprised to find that the two melons were soft, and I pinched them frantically.
Soft and firm, tight and soft, to be compared, it should feel the most like milk jelly, right?
It wasn't until Gong Caicai's whole body trembled violently as if she had touched 200 million volts of high-voltage electricity, and the tremor was transmitted to my hand through the soft melon, that I realized what a dirty thing I had done.
I'll it!!
In front of all my classmates and teachers, I actually reached out to hold Gong Caicai's chest!
I really didn't mean to! O conscience of heaven and earth! Blame me for being dizzy from the sun, and Gong Caicai, your boobs are too overweight! (Even though my palms are wide, I don't fully hold them...... But anyway, not only did I touch the girl's boobs in broad daylight, but I also kneaded them extremely hooliganly for more than ten seconds!
Everyone and everyone's friends were stunned!
I pulled my guilty hands back with lightning speed, but it was too late.
Gong Caicai, who did not get the melon, but was attacked by me in public, the grievances in her heart were indescribable, she sat on the grass softly, her nose was sore, her eyes were red, and she cried:
"Already, I can't get married~~!! It's all my fault for being greedy~~~ Woo woo woo ~~~~~"