I was woken up by a chalk head.

I rubbed my head and looked at Xiao Ming on the podium, and it was obvious that Xiao Ming was angry.

I glanced at the chalk head that fell next to me, a little depressed, this class shouldn't be Xiao Ming's class, and then rubbed my eyes again, and found that it was really Xiao Ming, grass, I didn't know to tell our students about it after changing classes, how could I come up and hit it with a chalk head. All of a sudden, I felt like all the teachers here were marksmen, especially the accuracy of throwing the chalk head, and every time he could hit exactly where he wanted to hit.

I really had the urge to rush up and beat Xiao Ming, but I endured it, so forget it.

"Wang Yue, how many times have I called you, didn't you hear?"

"I hear you."

"Stand up and talk"

I took a deep breath, then stood up and looked at Xiao Ming, "I hear you, teacher." ”

"I asked you, I called you for a long time, did you hear me."

"Didn't I say it, I heard it, I heard it."

Xiao Ming looked at me, "I'm impatient with you again." ”

"I didn't. Teacher, you better hurry up and give a lecture, don't delay others" After finishing speaking, I got out of my seat angrily, and then walked to the back, the side of the big lobster, holding a book in my hand, I just leaned back, and then turned my head, and said to the big lobster, "If you dare to talk nonsense to me, I will let Zhou Orangutan kill himself and kill the enemy." ”

The lobster listens to "Hey, I'm grass." Little Liuzi, what do you ask Brother Orangutan to do, will Brother Orangutan do it? Is Brother Orangutan the one who listens to you? "I don't know why, the lobsters can ignore everyone, in the eyes of the lobsters, everyone is small, but the Zhou orangutan is magnificent, is invincible, the lobster is famous for its rotten meat, but there is no way to take the Zhou orangutan, he doesn't dare to provoke the Zhou orangutan, because the Zhou orangutan was kicked and taught the margin, his father will buy him clothes when he goes home, if the lobster is kicked and teaches the margin, his father has to tear his clothes when he goes home, there is a bit of an essential gap.

I took a deep breath and said, "You give me another piece of." ”

"Grass, damn it, little Liuzi, you've arrived at my brother's territory, why are you still so horizontal."

"Wang Yue, you are quite conscious." Xiao Ming continued from the podium.

I glanced at the big lobster, and I really didn't bother to pay attention to him for the time being, so I looked up at Xiao Ming, "Feel good." ”

"What question I just asked you?"

I shook my head, "Teacher, I won't." ”

"Won't?" Xiao Ming looked at me, "What did you say?" ”

"I said I wouldn't." As soon as I finished speaking, the whole class laughed, and it was very exaggerated.

I was a little depressed, looked around, and then asked at the lobster, "Big lobster, what are they laughing at?" ”

"You call me Brother Shrimp, do you hear me?" The big lobster said to me very awesomely, "You have to be polite to talk to Brother Shrimp, you know?" If you are rude, Brother Shrimp is very angry, and if Brother Shrimp is angry, the consequences will be very serious. ”

I took a hard breath and said, "You don't say anything." Damn big lobster"

"Grass, stupid six, dare to talk to my brother with dirty words. said, call Brother Shrimp, Brother Shrimp" Then the big lobster twisted his head and hummed a little tune.

At this time, the orangutan turned his head around, "Big lobster." ”

The big lobster saw that Zhou Orangutan turned his head, and then quickly leaned forward, and smiled at Zhou Orangutan Coquettishly, "Brother Orangutan, what's the matter?" ”

Zhou Orangutan glanced at Xiao Ming, "What question did the teacher ask just now?" ”

"Zhou Zhou, you turn my head for me." Xiao Ming continued to speak: "Wang Yue, did you hear the question I asked you just now, and you just said that you wouldn't." ”

"I hear you."

"Then you won't?"

I nodded, "Teacher, I really won't." "My attitude is very sincere. The tone is also very sincere, and then after being sincere, it is the laughter of our class.

I'm a little depressed, what are these people laughing at? But Zhou Orangutan didn't laugh, it was obvious that Brother Orangutan had just woken up and didn't hear the teacher's question clearly.

Xiao Ming stood on the podium and stretched out his hand to me, "See, see, why is the academic performance of our class not good, why is the average score always counted down every time, it is because of these people." ”

"Teacher." Then Zhou Gorilla raised his hand and directly interrupted Xiao Ming, "I don't think one person can decide the trend of a class." ”

"Yes, that's right" I don't know who said this sentence after that, and then a class, half of the class, began to applaud.

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Who made you speak." ”

"Teacher, aren't you free to speak?"

"Who told you to speak freely." Then Xiao Ming stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhou Orangutan, "Do you know the question I just asked?" ”

Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "I'm sorry teacher, I really can't." ”

Xiao Ming looked at Zhou Orangutan, then was silent for a while, and shook his head, "I don't know what you students are doing in class all day long. ”

I said the phrase "Listen to the class, teacher".

"Listen to the class, listen to the class, you don't say you will?"

Zhou Orangutan listened, "Even if you listen carefully and carefully in class, there will be questions that you don't understand, teacher" Zhou Orangutan spoke in a voice, and the last two teachers used extra force, "Even if it is a simple question, sometimes for me, I don't understand, this is not ashamed, teacher." The voice of the last two words is still loud, "I don't think it's a shame to not be able to answer the teacher's question, we are students, if we can all answer, we are teachers, teachers." The last two words are still loud.

As soon as I heard it, "Okay, okay." Then I clapped my hands, and the class applauded.

Zhou Orangutan turned his head, bowed to the people around him, and then hugged his hands together, "Thank you, thank you." ”

"No thanks, no thanks." I quickly chimed in. Then everyone in the class laughed, and they started laughing.

I always thought they were laughing at Xiao Ming.

But Xiao Ming was angry, and the anger was obvious.

Xiao Ming walked down and came to the side of Zhou Orangutan "You stand up for me"

Zhou Orangutan glanced at Xiao Ming, and then stood up, "Teacher." "Those two words are still loud" something. Then he continued to shout, "Teacher." ”

Xiao Ming hit Zhou Orangutan in the chest with a very simple punch, and then kicked it up, and then Xiao Ming dragged Zhou Orangutan out of his seat, followed by a combination of punches, no, it was a sanda, even a kick, and Zhou Orangutan was kicked into the corner, and I made room for him.

Xiao Ming then stretched out his hand and pointed at me. I subconsciously covered my face, and Xiao Ming came up with another sanda. even kicked and beaten, and then counted Zhou Orangutan and beat the two of us. Beat and scold.

After a long time, Xiao Ming took two steps back, then took a deep breath, looked at us, stretched out his hand and pointed at us and asked, "I know why I didn't beat you." ”

I was very depressed, I actually had some shoe prints on my body, and so did Zhou orangutan. I almost couldn't help fighting back, but one thing is clear, if I fight back, I really won't be able to go to school, and I don't want my mother to be angry anymore. I don't know why I thought of this when I was beaten just now, I raised my head and looked at Xiao Ming fiercely.

Xiao Ming stretched out his hand and pointed at me and Zhou Orangutan, and another foul language. There is no image of a teacher at all, and the dignity of the student is not even taken into account.

After Xiao Ming finished scolding, he put his hands on his waist, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at the big lobster, "Tell them what question I just asked them." They said no."

The big lobster glanced at Xiao Ming, and then didn't speak.

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his hand and pointed at the big lobster, "Let me ask you." ”

"Teacher, I don't know."

"You don't know anything. Do you not know the content of the question I asked you, or do you not know the answer to the question I asked"

The big lobster shook his head, "Teacher, when you speak, your voice is really a little blurred, I'm in the back, it's quite noisy, I didn't hear clearly" Then the big lobster turned his head and glanced at me.

I was stunned for a moment, then took a deep breath, "It's quite noisy." I didn't hear it either."

"Didn't you hear me?" Then Xiao Ming kicked at the big lobster, "Don't give me this set of cats." Then Xiao Ming turned his head to Brother Ze and asked, "Did you hear clearly?" ”

Brother Ze shook his head: "I didn't hear clearly. ”

Xiao Ming's fire came up at once, and then looked at Lei Zi, "Did you hear clearly?" ”

Leizi glanced at us, then shook his head and didn't speak.

Xiao Ming became angry all of a sudden, "I asked you why they didn't come, you told me that you listened to the class, and then answered my question No, right?" ”

I glanced at Xiao Ming, "I didn't hear clearly." ”

"What about you?"

"We didn't hear you"

"Okay, okay." Xiao Ming was very angry and turned his head to a girl in our class who studied well and asked, "Did you hear clearly?"

The woman took a step back, then looked at us, but didn't speak.

"Don't be afraid, I'll ask you, do you hear me?"

At this time, Xiao Mei stood up at once, "Teacher, when you speak, it's really vague, I sat in the middle position, and I heard a Chenyang Huixu or something, and I didn't hear anything else."

I was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at Xiaomei, the place next to her was still empty, and Sister Jing didn't know what to do.

Xiao Ming was very angry, "Okay, okay." Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiao Mei, "You can do it, you can do it." ”

As he spoke, the door of our class opened." Then I also saw Brother Xu and Chenyang talking and laughing, with a look of indifference, they were obviously not aware that this class had changed, if they knew that Xiao Ming was in the class, they would definitely not be so arrogant. Moreover, they pushed the door open, pushed it open and shouted a report, and did not look into the door.

Sure enough, Xiao Ming seemed to have collapsed. Stretching out his hand and pointing at Brother Xu, they scolded, "Come over to me the, come back just in time, say, say, where have you gone?" Then Xiao Ming took two steps to the door of the class, threw his textbook from the podium at the door, and Brother Xu and the others avoided it at once. Then Xiao Ming reached out and took out a blackboard eraser and threw it at Brother Xu, and they dodged it again. The blackboard rubbed against the wooden door, smashing a small hole in the wooden door. It can be seen how serious it will be if this blackboard eraser hits someone.

Then, Xiao Ming walked over to Brother Xu as if he hadn't eaten for three days and suddenly saw meat.