[848] Is Zhou Zhou your teacher?
Brother Xu and the others were still talking and laughing at first, and I also saw the kind of wolf that wanted to eat meat when Chen Yang looked at me.
I'm a little depressed, I shouldn't be, it was the Zhou orangutan who lied to them in the morning, and it has nothing to do with me, and besides, I'm standing at the back with the Zhou orangutan and the lobster.
But Xiao Ming didn't think so, Xiao Ming naturally understood that their expressions were blasphemy against Xiao Ming's authority, and Xiao Ming, who was angry, didn't say anything, and rushed over to Brother Xu, this is simply. When he arrived at Brother Xu's side, Xiao Ming's habitual combination of punches, in the part below Brother Xu's face, fully bloomed, connecting Chenyang Xiaochao, and there was no less. These people can't fight back, they just dodge vigorously, and then block, Xiao Ming doesn't smoke or drink, and his lung capacity is really not jealous, and this set of sanda lasted for nearly five minutes in one breath, taking care of Chenyang, Xiaochao, Huixu, and everyone, and taking care of a few of them, from the place where our class just came in, to the place where I stayed with the lobster Zhou orangutan. So, in the back of the very cramped, plus a few of us, all of them were taken care of by Xiao Ming.
After taking care of a few of us, Xiao Ming put his hands on his waist, his eyes were red, and shouted at us, "Stand up for the, one by one." ”
A few of us looked at each other, and then we all stood up, and at the back, in a row.
Xiao Ming took two deep breaths, then stretched out his hand and pointed at Brother Xu and asked, "Why did you go, say." ”
Brother Xu glanced at Xiao Ming, "Teacher, we're up late." ”
"Got up late?"
"Well, yes, I finished my homework last night and wrote late. So I'm going to wake up late today. ”
"I'll take a look at your homework."
Brother Xu heard this, and then hurriedly said, "I forgot to bring it, I'm at home." ”
"Then Wang Yue, why aren't they late."
Brother Xu glanced at me, "How do I know." ”
"Still pretending to be with me, no, say, what the hell are you doing."
I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't. But the expression was already obvious, and Zhou Orangutan was even more exaggerated, he pouted his mouth, and then it was full of gas, and he endured it with all his strength.
Xiao Ming turned his head to look at the two of us, "What kind of expressions are you two?" ”
I took a deep breath and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I'm reviewing myself" and held back, not laughing.
Zhou Orangutan couldn't worry so much, and laughed out loud with "haha". Then he sat on the ground with his stomach covered and started laughing. Laughed for a moment, then stood up, reached out and smashed the blackboard behind him, and then continued laughing. Laugh at this exaggeration.
Xiao Ming was shocked by Zhou Orangutan's behavior, and it was obvious that he couldn't accept Zhou Orangutan's behavior. According to his antique feudal thoughts, he has definitely never seen such a student, let alone him, for so many years, I have never seen such a classmate, and some people may not be able to see such an all-rounder in their lives.
Sure enough, I was thinking about it, and Xiao Ming spoke on the side. He calmly helped the frame of his glasses on the bridge of his nose, then looked at Zhou Orangutan and said indifferently, "It's really a big world, there are no wonders, hehe, if you say this, there is such a number one person, no one will believe it, and they must think that I am making it up." It's amazing. ”
Zhou Orangutan was still laughing, and he was laughing exaggeratedly. The whole class was very calm, and they all looked at Zhou Orangutan and smiled, watching Zhou Orangutan laugh so exaggeratedly.
Xiao Ming waited for another two minutes, then looked at his watch. Stretched out his hand and pointed at Brother Xu, "What is he laughing at?" ”
Brother Xu glanced at the orangutans around him, "I don't know either." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, you tell him" Zhou Orangutan smiled and stretched out his hand to point at Brother Xu, "Say, say." Ha ha. Ha ha. Then the orangutan began to laugh again.
Xiao Ming glanced at me, "You say." ”
I took a deep breath "Teacher, Zhou Zhou meant that today is April Fool's Day, and then in the morning he lied to Hui Xu Chenyang that they would not have classes today, and then there were some lies, and then Hui Xu They really didn't come and were fooled, so he was so happy." ”
When Xiao Ming heard this, he nodded, "Oh", and then looked at me, "Then is he so happy?" ”
"He has never fooled people when he is so big, he has always been fooled by others, and today he has fooled a few respected seniors in the fooling world, so he is too excited"
Xiao Ming smiled, "Oh, that's it." Then Xiao Ming asked Zhou Orangutan, "Zhou Zhou, do you know where you are now, what time is it, and what is your identity?" ”
Zhou Orangutan smiled not as exaggerated as before, and then looked at Xiao Ming, "Teacher, today is April Fool's Day, you can't be angry, you see, I lied to them, they are not angry, in fact, I heard you ask something just now, I did it on purpose, teacher, Happy April Fool's Day." ”
I saw Xiao Ming reach out and wipe the sweat from his forehead, then turn around and look around.
I was stunned for a moment. Then I saw Xiao Ming turn around very quickly and picked up a stool. Then he was about to smash it at Zhou Orangutan.
Zhou Orangutan stopped laughing for a moment, "Oops, Mom", and then turned around and dodged away. The stool was smashed into the air. It slammed into the blackboard in the back, followed by the sound of a stool falling to the ground.
Xiao Ming then pulled his sleeve to his arm, "Lao Tzu won't be this teacher today, how can there be a student like you in the world," and then Xiao Ming picked up the stool and smashed it at Zhou Orangutan again. We can all see that Xiao Ming's first scholar is really angry with Zhou Orangutan, and he is already angry to the limit.
A few of us naturally surrounded Xiao Ming, and then grabbed the stool in Xiao Ming's hand, "Teacher, teacher, you are angry." Anger is relieved. ”
"Teacher, don't be like him, he's such a person."
"Teacher, pay attention to your body."
"Teacher, don't hit, don't hit."
After tossing for a while, we snatched Xiao Ming's stool out of his hand, and then Xiao Ming pushed a few of us away and ran towards Zhou Orangutan.
Zhou Orangutan squatted on the ground, hugged his head with both hands, and then Xiao Ming went up and kicked Zhou Orangutan to the ground, and then kicked Zhou Orangutan on the ground, and the image of the teacher was gone, it was completely the appearance of fighting.
Even if he could see it, he didn't dare to kick hard, how much, he still had something to take into account, but Zhou Orangutan began to roll on the ground when he arrived. Rolling around. Wailing in pain.
After a few hits, Xiao Ming turned his head, came back and walked to the side of a few of us, looked at Brother Xu and them, and asked directly, "Is Zhou Zhou your teacher?" ”
Brother Xu was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at Xiao Ming, "No." ”
"Not? It's not that you why you listen to him like this, he told you not to come if you don't come, he let you die, are you still dead? ”
"I'm not going to let them die."
A few of us were stunned for a moment, and then we looked around at the orangutan, who had already gotten up from the ground, and was covered in dirt.
Zhou Orangutan looked at Xiao Ming very calmly, "You hit me." ”
Xiao Ming looked at Zhou Orangutan, "What's wrong with beating you?" Do you look at yourself, and a little bit of a student? ”
Zhou Orangutan shook his head: "Do you still look like a teacher?" ”
"It depends on what kind of student it is. What kind of students you have to deal with, what kind of way you have to use. You don't look at yourself either, do you look a little bit like a student? ”
"Why don't I look like a student anymore?" Zhou Orangutan looked at Xiao Ming, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at his body, "Are you such a teacher?" ”
"As a student, don't you know what kind of attitude you have when you talk to your teacher. You get out of here, I don't have a student like you, I'm angry when I look at you, get out of here. Then Xiao Ming turned his head to look at Brother Xu, "Let me ask you a few of you, is Zhou Zhou your homeroom teacher, and you will do whatever he says?" ”
Brother Xu shook his head: "No." ”
"Not? Then why listen to him so much, he asked you to jump off the building, will you really jump off the building? ”
"I said, I'm not going to let them jump off the building."
Xiao Ming turned his head and scolded Zhou Gorilla again, "Get out of here, do you hear me, get out of here." Then he pointed out the door and continued to shout, "Get out." ”
Zhou Orangutan took a deep breath, then smiled at Xiao Ming, "Goodbye." Then Zhou Orangutan went out without saying a word.
Give Xiao Ming a breath in the back and keep stomping his feet, "Get out, get out." ”
A few of us were a little depressed.
Zhou orangutan, really, just left.
After Zhou Orangutan left, Xiao Ming turned his head, looked at a few of us, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at Chenyang, "Is Zhou Zhou your teacher?" ”
"It's not."
"Didn't you just listen to him? Why didn't Wang Yue listen to him? You are so close to Zhou Zhou, he is your father, he is your mother. Xiao Ming scolded casually.
As soon as Chen Yang heard this, he immediately raised his head and looked at Xiao Ming, "What did you say?" ”
Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, "Let me ask you, Zhou Zhou is your father, it's your mother, you listen to him like this." ”
I looked at Chenyang and became angry, and Brother Xu must have seen it, and then the two of us blocked in front of Chenyang at once, and then squeezed Chenyang behind him.
Xiao Ming hugged his arm, "Hey, what else do you want?" Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at Brother Xu and me, "You two get out of the way of him, get out of the way of him." Let him out. ”
After Chen Yang stretched out us, he shouted at Xiao Ming, "You have some teacher virtues, respect other people's parents, do you hear?" ”
As soon as Xiao Ming heard it, "Why don't I respect your parents, I asked why you listened to Zhou Zhou's words so much, you guys are called truancy, do you know?" ”
"Chen Yang is just about to speak." Brother Xu turned his head and covered Chen Yang's mouth, "You give me a little quiet." Then he turned his head to look at Xiao Ming, "Okay, okay?" ”
Xiao Ming glanced at us, and then didn't say a word. turned around and scolded, "What a bunch of students." Then he turned around and walked to the podium, and shouted from the podium, "Free review, no more classes." Then he opened the door and went out.
As soon as Xiao Ming went out, Brother Xu let go of Chen Yang's mouth.
Chen Yang then scolded, "I'm fucking, with a roaring dog, a forced beating type." ”
"Alright, alright." Then several more people came out of the class and began to persuade a few of us. Some polite words.
A few of us didn't have the heart to make a fuss, so we all patted the dirt off our bodies and went back to our seats. Chen Yang was extremely uncomfortable and didn't speak, Xiao Chao fortunately didn't have any big performance, anyway, it wasn't the first time he was beaten. Xiao Ming has always said and started to do it.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
This time.
Brother Xu turned his head to look at me, "You call Zhou Orangutan to see what's wrong." ”c