【083】 Borrowing flowers to offer Buddha
Otherwise, while everyone is not paying attention, I will do good deeds without leaving a name, and sneak my underwear into the squad leader's desk.
But if you don't explain it at all, the squad leader won't be able to figure out what is going on, and maybe a full-fledged investigation will be launched in the class.
So I decided to write a note that said, "I'm sorry I stole your stuff by imitating the underwear thief, I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to mend myself, I will never do it again." ”
Of course, I wouldn't be stupid enough to write it myself, I asked Gonggong Cao to write it, even if the squad leader tracked it down, Zuihou could only trace it to Gonggong Cao.
Then there is a debtor and a master, a cycle of cause and effect, and retribution is unhappy.
Grandpa Cao didn't ask what he was going to do with this, but he guessed that I had some girl's underwear in my hand.
He smiled "unruly", with an expression of admiration on his face that he was "worthy of being a master".
"Lord Boss, you are really amazing, I think you are a hundred times stronger than the underwear thief!"
"What do you mean by that?"
Even though I knew he couldn't spit ivory out of his dog's mouth, I was curious to see what he was trying to say.
"You see, the underwear thief is just stealing the underwear, and he is at home, maybe some girls he hasn't even seen their faces, maybe it's a dinosaur! Master, you're different.,Choose the right target to start.,After masturbating with the beautiful girl's underwear.,And return the underwear that has been stained with your body fluids.,Pretend that nothing has been done to the underwear...... In this way, if that girl wears that underwear again, doesn't it mean that your body fluids are in close contact with her? ”
He could imagine that the brain structure of the Great Loss was really different from ordinary people, and this kind of thinking was not only evil, but also had the possibility of successful implementation.
Will the squad leader also have this kind of worry? After receiving the lost panties, I felt even more disgusting thinking that maybe the panties had been done by someone and felt even more disgusting, not to mention that I would continue to wear them in the future, even if I touched them with my hands, it would be a kind of psychological damage.
Thinking about this, I decided not to return my panties to the class leader, but to wait until after school, and then I cut them up with scissors and throw them in the trash.
You say that I am doing this as a tyrannical thing, and I should leave it as a souvenir?
No, if you stay, after a long time, I can't guarantee that I will do anything to this panties.
Although I am a righteous gentleman, the successor of the proletariat who has escaped from low tastes, perhaps this evil cloth will tempt me in my sleep.
I can't risk turning myself into a pervert and leave it behind.
In the first two classes in the afternoon, Xiaoqin did not come back to class.
It seems that the menstrual period has a great impact on her body, and after this class is a big recess, why don't you stop by to see her?
And Chen Yingran, the rogue school doctor, won't continue to instill any evil knowledge into Xiaoqin, right?
I couldn't sit still even more when I thought about it, and at the beginning of the big recess, I quietly touched the outside of the infirmary and eavesdropped on whether there was any conversation inside.
Very surprised, there was no sound, I walked in to take a look, it turned out that Chen Yingran and Xiaoqin were asleep.
The infirmary has two beds, separated by a curtain. Xiaoqin slept by the window inside, and Chen Yingran slept outside, looking very tired.
I opened the door and walked in, but Chen Yingran didn't wake up, as if she slept late last night and didn't know where to go to the party.
Covered with white sheets, Xiaoqin was lying on her side facing the window, her body curled up in the shape of a shrimp, looking so small and fragile. Her eyes were closed, and there were tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, probably in pain.
As I approached her bed, she suddenly opened her eyes wide with vigilance, and when she saw that it was me, she immediately wanted to sit up, but because of the throbbing pain in her abdomen, she sat down halfway and lay back in excruciating pain.
"Woo woo, I can't sit and talk with Ye Lin! It's so inconvenient to be a girl! ”
I wish you weren't a girl! In that case, I can directly use the uppercut to solve the enmity for many years!
Despite thinking so, I tried to say to Xiaoqin as gently as possible:
"My stomach hurts and it's biedong, I'm just coming over for a while, you can lie down."
It's hypocritical, why am I as inconsistent as her.
There were no chairs nearby, so I saw that there was a lot of room on Xiaoqin's bed, so I picked up a place that was the farthest away from Xiaoqin and sat down.
Chen Yingran, who was lying on the adjacent bed, only a curtain away, turned over, first giggled a few times, and then whispered: "Don't be afraid, let my sister teach you slowly......"
It's a terrible dream, I don't know what she's doing to disrespectful little boys' dreams.
I comforted Xiaoqin a few words, although they were all non-nutritious words, Xiaoqin listened carefully and carefully to every word, as if my words were holy decrees to her.
When I had nothing to say, Xiaoqin suddenly spoke:
"Ye Lin, can you help me buy a pair of underwear?"
Who's going to buy you panties! Don't kick your nose in the face, okay! I've lost face when I bought sanitary napkins for you in the morning! If I go to buy underwear again, I will never be able to turn over!
"No, it doesn't need to be too flashy, as long as it's ordinary, the kind with too much lace, I think it's a bit of a tie ......"
Seeing that my face was gloomy, Xiaoqin hurriedly said to me:
"I'm sorry! I dare to put my feelings before Ye Lin's preferences, it's so self-aware! If Ye Lin likes lace panties, just buy them! No matter how uncomfortable it is, I'll put it on responsibly! ”
In order to stop her from talking more and more outrageous, I interrupted her.
"It has nothing to do with the style of panties, I can't buy women's panties as a big man, you know? And what do you want panties for? ”
"Because...... Because my underwear is stained with blood, if you continue to wear it, you may rub it on your pants! ”
The reason is quite good, but I can't help it.
"But it'...... Ye Lin, if you help me buy a new set of underwear, you can take this one from me as a souvenir! ”
"You've got your brain in water! Who would want a pair of blood-stained panties! ”
I was so angry with her that I almost went insane.
"Don't you want it?" Xiaoqin made a very aggrieved and sad expression, "But, but this is the blood of my first menstrual vacation, and it is proof that I have grown into a girl!" Isn't it precious! ”
"If you think it's precious, keep it for yourself, I don't care if you frame it and hang it on the wall, anyway, when others ask, you can also say that it's the Japanese flag......"
I suddenly remembered that I still had a pair of squad leader's underwear in my pocket, if Xiaoqin gave me the underwear again, wouldn't I be holding it left and right? What a perverted idea!
"Ye Lin, do you have anything in your pocket?"
Xiaoqin asked suspiciously.
Huh? Ren Xiaoqin, you can read minds! Is my idea so obvious that you can see that I have something in my pocket?
Seeing that I didn't deny it, Xiaoqin put a finger on her lips and made a thinking look.
"Let me guess...... Could it be a gift that Ye Lin wants to give me? What is it? ”
"(*^__^*) Hehe, could it be that Ye Lin and I have the same heart, in fact, I have already bought underwear and want to give it to me?"
I secretly screamed that it was not good, and subconsciously wanted to use my hand to block the pocket where the panties were kept.
But this action just revealed the location of the object, and Xiao Qin's eyes flashed with lightning, and she sat up unexpectedly, her movements as swift as a cobra predator.
Before I could see clearly, the squad leader's underwear had been copied by her.
She looked at the panties in the plastic bag with a look of surprise on her face, and then her surprise turned to joy.
"It's true! Ye Lin really has a heart-to-heart with me! It turns out that I bought my underwear a long time ago, and I was deliberately teasing me just now! ”
Probably for fear of getting dirty, she didn't take her panties out of the sealed evidence bag, but held them in her arms like a child who got a Christmas present.
"Haha, the first gift from Ye Lin! When my period is over, I'll wear it right away! ”
Nimana can't wear it! That's the squad leader's panties! If the squad leader knew that I gave her underwear to others to wear, how would I be embarrassed!
"Hey, you misunderstood, the panties weren't for you, you give them back to me!"
I made a jiashi to snatch back my underwear.
Xiao Qin, who was still rejoicing just now, was completely condensed at once, she looked at me, and tears flowed out like beads with broken threads.
"Woo woo~~~~~ do you want to take the first gift too? It's cruel! You've been so cruel to me! ”
She desperately hugged the squad leader's underwear, "I won't give it to me, I won't give it to me, I won't give it!" ”
A pair of jiashi who will fight with me when I go up again.
Her little face was flushed, and tears dripped down her hot cheeks on the white sheets, probably not only sad, but most of it was because she had just grabbed her panties and pulled them to her abdomen, which made the pain worsen, right?
I had no choice but to let her go, and if the squad leader's underwear was given to Xiaoqin to wear, it should be considered to be the best use.
The only thing I'm worried about is that Xiaoqin won't find a flaw for the squad leader when she wears this underwear in the future, right? Do girls remember every pair of panties they wear? The chances of them getting the same pair of panties are also high, right?
In the midst of worry, Chen Yingran next door threw a pillow at us, and she scolded viciously:
"What are you arguing about! I was woken up by you halfway through my dream! I finally took his pants off! ”
zuihou is Xiaoqin's sister Daoqian, and I am back in the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school.