When we arrived at the school, it was drizzling and everyone was happy that Monday's flag-raising ceremony was waived.

I noticed that the class leader didn't have an umbrella, but came to school wearing a dark blue raincoat, which means that she has started riding a bicycle again, right?

Unexpectedly, after being spanked by me, it took more than a week to fully recover, and the squad leader's skin was even more delicate than I imagined!

Walking into the teaching building, she removed the hood of her raincoat, she had the heroic spirit of a female general, and when she walked, the rain boots under her feet sounded, and many boys cast longing eyes in the separated crowd.

An inexplicable sense of superiority rose in my heart.

Haha, don't say it's a female general, even if it's Wu Zetian, it's Wu Zetian who was spanked by me! On the wordless tablet a hundred years later, even if nothing else is written, the first line must be recorded: "I was spanked by Ye Lin". In this way, no matter how heroic and majestic it is, it will not help! Your life file will always bear the stain of me! Even if you kill me to kill me, your brother will know it! Are you going to kill your brother too?

Xiaoqin, who specially brought sneakers to the school, looked at the rain outside the window and worried.

"It's so annoying, I don't know if the afternoon physical education class can be sunny......"

She wore a spring and autumn sportswear school uniform, which many people wore in this weather.

I concentrated on making up my language homework for Friday, hoping that it was still too late.

"For two whole days on the weekend, we haven't even said a word, won't Ye Lin miss me?"

Xiaoqin asked resentfully.

"No!" I glanced at her knee, but I couldn't see how she was recovering from her injuries because of the sweatpants.

Xiao Qin pursed her lips.

"Speaking of which, my mother is quarantined, her classmates, and art teachers, the two of them come to accompany me, which really annoys me!"

"Huh? Isn't it good to have a lot of people? Aunt Ren is afraid that you will be lonely! Have you improved your drawing skills? ”

"My painting skills are so good, I don't need to improve (≧3≦)/!"

"Although my art teacher advised me to start from scratch, such as drawing eggs...... But how can there be that time! Zhang Ailing said: It's too early to become famous! ”

Ah, if you want to draw eggs, I could have supported you yesterday, but I can't help you today.

"In order to let the majority of readers enjoy my masterpiece as soon as possible, I was moved by my aiqing comics to the point that my liver and intestines were broken, and I couldn't help but ......"

Nima doesn't need to be in pain! Are you a comic or a crane top red!

"I registered an account on the 'Youqi' original comic network, applied for the author, and passed on my comic "Love in Zhoukoudian" to the ......"

Weishenme is "Love in Zhoukoudian"! Could it be that the protagonist is an ape man in Zhoukoudian! It's aiqing between apes and people, which is older than Jay Chou's "Love Before the A.D."! Do you think that you are an unearthed cultural relic, and whoever is older is the king!

"It's hateful that the protagonist I depicted in a surreal way was actually said by the editor to 'can't tell what is drawn' and failed the review!"

No, that's a very polite way to say that, you're clearly drawing potatoes and eggplants! Instead of painting "Love in Zhoukoudian", it is better to paint "Love in the Vegetable Greenhouse", which is more suitable for you, and it is full of local flavor!

"Hmph, a genius like me has been treated so unfairly! They must be jealous of me! Just as Van Gogh was jealous of the painters around him, they must have planned to unite to oppress me! Didn't Lu Xun say that if you want to have a genius, you must first have the soil for genius to be born! weishenme is so unwilling to be the dirt under my feet! ”

Hey, be sober, you're a genius in killing boxing, not painting! Moreover, the soil that Lu Xun said is used to let geniuses take root and sprout, not to be trampled under the feet of geniuses! You're the one who wants to oppress people, right?

"Anyway, in this year, it doesn't matter if the painting is good or not, as long as the story has love, the picture is handed over to the reader's brain to make up-(> mouth <-)~~~~"

If that's the case, why do you want to draw comics! Switch to writing novels! As long as you are willing to put your sexy jade photo on the back cover of the novel, and talk about a little chaotic relationship between men and women in the nature of autobiography, it will definitely be a big seller! A lot of people will come to your signing party and ask for your autograph! But I can't guarantee what their hands did before they shook hands with you......

"╭(╯^╰)╮Obviously, other comics that have passed the review are not all beautifully drawn......"

"Especially the "Uncle Ju Painted at the age of 5", the 5-year-old painting will pass the review, and I won't let the 14-year-old draw it!"

The name chosen by the author of the Nima family is cold humor, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! Grandpa Cao introduced me to the comic, and it was quite interesting!

"This comic is a scum painting technique.,Scum-storyboard,Scum-plot,Scum-character design.,Such a scumbag comic is still ...... someone reads"

That's the introduction of the work written by the author himself, it's self-humility, self-humility, do you understand! It's like people say "dogs are incompetent", do you really believe that his son is a dog!

"I burst out laughing when I saw the first page, it's like a pencil drawing of an elementary school student~~~~~"

Look back and you'll understand! In fact, the author's painting is quite good.,Cao Gonggong said that the author's painting of the first sound can even let him masturbate it!

"The thought that such a bad work can be on the recommendation list, but my masterpiece can't even pass the review, I can't get angry, so I use the demonic spit function to write 'Super bad comics' on every page! It's far worse than Mr. Shui Qin's "Love in Zhoukoudian"! ’”

It turns out that the kind of "cartoonist" who doesn't draw his own comics well and only knows how to attack others, that's you! And who is "Mr. Cress"? Have you already thought of a pen name for yourself? Even in Japan, only manga artists who have officially published their works can be called "teachers"! Don't put a high hat on yourself, okay!

"I found that the author who can get the recommendation must be in collusion with the website background! I just posted more than 500 complaints, and I was banned by the website! Say what kind of spam I post......"

Well deserved! More than 500 complaints are already a lot! And the kind of thing like "Love in Zhoukoudian", I don't need to look at it to know that it must be 200% garbage!

"Hmph, it must be that the Chinese are fighting too badly, so I can't be appreciated!" I have already mailed the original manuscript of "Love in Zhoukoudian" to the editorial office of "Flowers and Dreams" magazine in Japan! It was a magazine specializing in shoujo manga, and even if Japanese people couldn't read my Chinese, they would definitely kneel down in front of my surrealist style! ”

You...... Your sister! Shame and shame abroad! It's 'Flowers and Dreams', not 'Potatoes and Eggplants'! Don't waste Aunt Lang's hard-earned money because of such stupid things!

"Hmm...... Ye Lin, I didn't send international mail, but I asked the art teacher who often goes to Japan and Hong Kong to mail it for me......"

"However, even the art teacher was jealous of my talent and advised me not to send such things, and although Zuihou reluctantly agreed to it, she said that when my mother finished quarantine, she would quit her job and not be my art teacher......"

"Hey is it because my talent is too high to know that I can't teach me anything? It's quite self-aware! ”

You're the one who doesn't have self-knowledge, right? People have completely given up on you, this rotten wood pimple! Stop embarrassing the Chinese original comic industry! I beg you! Yes! No! Yes! Yes!

In order to be in a hurry, the language homework was received by the representative of the language class and the study committee member Gong Caicai, when Gong Caicai received me, it seemed that she wanted to ask something, but she was glared at by Xiaoqin's hostile gaze in her chest, and she shrank away.

At the end of class, Xiong Yaoyue sat on Gong Caicai's desk with a big grin, and Gong Caicai said sadly: Her underwear hanging on the balcony was stolen on Sunday.

"What!?" Xiong Yaoyue's loud voice almost broke the ceiling, "Lost it yesterday?" But yesterday I was at the squad leader's house, Shu Zhe shouldn't have a chance to do it! ”

"For、weishenme is the hand of the squad leader's younger brother?"

Xiong Yaoyue held her chin and made a puzzled expression.

"Is there an accomplice? I kicked his knees under the dinner table, stepped on his shoes, plucked his ears while the squad leader was not paying attention, and robbed his wallet, he didn't show that he knew martial arts! Although the wallet was later returned to him......"

it! Not only did you go to the squad leader's house to eat, but you also beat someone's younger brother like this! No wonder Shu Zhe doesn't like a girlfriend who is stronger than himself! I was abused like this before I even crossed the door!

"Little bear, little bear......" Gong Caicai said hesitantly, "The underwear thief, it shouldn't be the squad leader's younger brother, in fact, I happened to go to collect underwear yesterday, and I met with the gentleman who stole my underwear......"

"Huh? Did the other party do anything to you? Xiong Yaoyue was so anxious that her voice changed.

"No, no...... Although he covered his face with a mask, his eyes were very upright, and he nodded to me and said hello......"

Righteous your sister! What honest person would steal a girl's underwear! In other words, the owner of Xu Shaoguan is indeed a sword-eyed person, a talent, Nima, if I have this kind of appearance, wouldn't I always have to be regarded as a villain!

But only stealing underwear, not hurting people and not molesting people? It's really a thief!

Even so, it is not worthy of praise, and if I catch him, I will have to beat him up.

Anyway, in the battle under the river bridge, because he timidly took out a knife first, he didn't even survive a move in front of me, and he was not as good as his little brother Tang Jiang, if he ran into me again, I am afraid he would have to lose!

Just as Xiaoqin hoped, in the afternoon physical education class, the weather actually cleared.

After discussing with the homeroom teacher, Ms. Yu, Xiaoqin wore brand new sneakers to the side of the stadium to watch the others attend physical education classes.

Even though she didn't play sports for a while, just staring at me with a (*^__^*) expression behind the horizontal bar, I felt a strange experience of being looked at under her burning gaze.

That's what the so-called hooligan-like gaze refers to, right?