After sending the goods, I suddenly remembered that the original underwear on Shu Zhe's body fell into the hands of Le Jia (let's call it that), and he could no longer deliver the goods to Uncle Fireball on time, so he had to notify the other party.

When I turned on the computer, the other party happened to be online, and I sent a crying emoji:

"Dear, I'm very sorry, Miss Model accidentally soiled the white butterfly panties when she participated in the party! Because the original underwear can't be washed, so the previous work is wasted, if you are willing to wait, I will change to a new pair of underwear, and let the model lady wear it for three days, and then send the goods out as soon as possible. ”

"If you feel that your rights and interests have been damaged, we can also refund you unconditionally, please ask ......"

Uncle Fireball sent a puzzled expression, I guess it meant "it's okay".

"Well, it's rare to see a store like you who is honest in business now!"

"If there is an accident, don't shirk, don't blame, the 3.15 party should take you as a positive typical national praise!"

Don't say it, Uncle Fireball! I have no place to be ashamed! Actually, I'm not honest at all, the original underwear I sell you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr."! Besides, the 3.15 party has always been a critic, who has ever been praised! Even if I praise me, I don't have the face to stand in front of the people of the whole country, admitting that "this store has been operating in good faith for several years imported from Europe and the United States, and the thick and long brand massage 'stick' has brought happiness and gospel to the majority of lonely young women"!

I heard that Miss Model soiled her panties on her body, and Uncle Fireball used his super imagination:

"Could it be that I drank too many drinks and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change your underwear, just send it over! I don't care at all! ”

No, listening to your tone, you don't "don't care", but "like it very much", right? Underwear soaked in urine can also arouse sexual interest, and the taste is really not ordinary!

"What's wrong with pee? Most feeders choose a mate by smelling each other's urine! Urine contains precious pheromones! ”

Uncle Fireball also has a lot of words.

"I'll tell you, in Japanese pervert stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice ......"

Okay, okay, don't say it, I'm going to throw up! Uncle Fireball, you like Japan so much, why don't you go back to Japan and live! I'll introduce Director Cao to go back with you!

After the postponement of the delivery came to an end, I was entangled in ordering 12 yuan of Disanxian rice bowl or 15 yuan of back-to-pot meat rice bowl, and I hesitated, no less depressed than the emperor was going to visit which concubine tonight.

Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, with only one sentence on it:

"Do you want my panties?"

What the hell did Nima let her sister find out! Where did I show it! (Or is it everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I have to answer "yes"? If I answered that, would Amy give me the panties generously?

No way! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I will steal it quietly without knowing it! What a sense of accomplishment to just ask the other party to send it to me!

Huh? Why is my thinking logic a bit similar to the underwear thief! I don't want to be in touch with a pervert! I'm not a pervert! I just don't want to lose face in front of my sister!

So I replied, "What a joke! Who would want that dirty thing! ”

When I answered like this, I couldn't help but think in my heart: It takes 40 minutes for Amy to take a shower, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the panties ......

Amy didn't reply to me right away, and after a while, when I thought Amy had forgotten about me, she sent me a (→_→) emoji.

Deeply skeptical! Do you just distrust your brother! And you're an American, what kind of Japanese emoji are you playing! Sure enough, does the Japan-US alliance have joint security regulations? In that case...... Hurry up and give us back the Diaoyu Islands, bastard!

Although they all said that they should consult with their elders when they had troubles, I called my dad and just asked him if he had forgotten to eat, and how to steal Amy's underwear, which I couldn't discuss with my dad anyway.

In addition, although I learned that I have such a half-sister, my father's feelings for Amy must be very complicated, right? He can't even hate Ai Shuqiao, and I'm afraid he may not hate her daughter. But since Amy's brother and sister relationship between me and I is not clear, it's better not to let the two of them meet for now.

The weather was too hot, and my brain was not able to dissipate heat, so I actually forgot that my father's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, and still dialed the hotel's landline.

Aunt Ren picked up the phone angrily: "Who!?" ”

I was so frightened that I almost rolled over from my chair and hesitated to say, "That ......."

Aunt Ren didn't hear it was me, and said angrily: "There are no male guests in this room!" Don't ask if you want to miss again! Don't miss! Ducks don't want either! ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.

I was treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, and I was very worried......

And you sex workers are so unprofessional! People's hotels are quarantined, okay! Even if you want to call a chicken and a duck, you can't get in! And because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!

Re-dialed my father's correct number, and my father was eating the standard package provided by the hotel, which is said to come with a banyan root, which can enhance immunity.

My dad told me that he had a good life in the past two days, especially the fat man in the same room, although he snored loudly, but it was rare for the two to have a common hobby, and now I chatted with him when I was bored.

I asked you both what hobbies they have in common.

As a result, my dad said that the fat man was a certain erotic forum that started with the word S, and one of the small moderators was there! I once reprinted Dad's brilliant ** comment, and I admire Dad!

"I didn't expect there to be such a talent among university professors!" So said the fat man.

Nima's praise is in the wrong direction! When is a university professor going to be recognized for ** comments! As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can go to Tsinghua University as the deputy director of the Department of History!

After the fat man gave his dad an internal account of the forum, his father was grateful, and in order to express his gratitude, he also told the other party the existence of the HHH club, and the fat man suddenly felt that he hated to see each other late, and said that he must study hard to meet the requirements of the HHH club and become a member of the club with his father one day.

The HHH club has recruited new members! The more and more members roll, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!

That night, my dad and the fat man downloaded it together**,Prepare the green plum to cook wine on the woman's excellence,A clear chest of feelings,Who thought,The release of**seed is a bad yin,Download two**,One is King Kong gourd baby,One is N men wrestling and engaging in the base of the "calcium tablets",Just when they were stunned at the calcium tablets,The fat man's wife came into the house to get personal belongings,Arrest the two of them。

"After being married for so many years, I didn't know he had such a hobby!"

The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.

Later, I heard that it seemed that the day before the quarantine was about to end, in order to explain this misunderstanding, my father came to apologize for the fat man who was angry and didn't talk to his wife, and finally let the two of them release their suspicions and go back to sleep in a room.

But then Dad has no place to stay.

After wandering in the corridor until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Aunt Ren was annoyed by his footsteps and finally opened the door for him.

"Don't pretend to be pathetic! You want to remind me that this is your rented room, isn't it? ”

"No, no...... If you think I'm noisy, I'll go and wander somewhere else......"

"What are you doing elsewhere? Go and preach that I robbed your room? ”

"No, don't dare ......"

"I don't understand what you dare! Come on in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart and no guts, I will let you stay for one night, but I declare in advance, if you dare to do anything......"

"Hands-on, hands-on......" Dad flattered, "you are a Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!" ”

According to his father, he and Aunt Ren lived in a standard room, and nothing happened the night when they each lay in the same bed.

I hope so.

If something happens, I'm going to be out of luck.

Monday morning was gloomy and foggy, what the hell is this weather! I almost fell into a ditch on the way to Dongshan Lake! Nima's manhole cover is taken off for maintenance, and at least a warning sign is placed next to it!

Look at it again, it turns out to be released! Although there is a red sign, it is too foggy to see! Hurry up and change it to one that will shine! If I fall into the sewer and hang up, there will be no one to manage the huge harem! Let the concubines cry around me, the "Emperor of Daxing", can you afford to be responsible!

I thought that in this kind of weather, the old man with back pain would not come out, but when I went to the old place, the old man was actually sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairy wind.

I took out the eggs and handed them to the old man with great reverence, as if offering a treasure to Da Luo Jinxian.

The old man took the egg, looked carefully to see if there were any cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.

I wondered, "Old man, weishenme I think bringing an egg on my body will not help my martial arts training at all?" ”

"Didn't you?" The old man made a pretended surprised expression, "Hmm...... I think so, so there is no basis for writing it in martial arts novels! This time it was finally confirmed by experiments! ”

old man, it turns out that you are making fun of me!

Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Xiao Yezi, do you think that I let you bring eggs in order to prove that the martial arts novel is scribbled?" ”

"And what about weishenme?"

"Hmm...... Actually, part of the reason is that it is, and part of the reason is that I feel that my back hurts a lot, so I can't make you too comfortable......"

You...... You're so bad! No wonder your martial arts friends belong to you who live the longest, it turns out that good people don't live long, and bad people live for thousands of years!