No, it's going to be the New Year soon, just waiting for the 30th of the month to get married, but today 26 will have an accident!

Alas, since I was in distress, my cleverness and talent have become famous!

That morning, I heard a commotion, got up in a hurry, and came out to see: "Ah! ”

The car was parked for a large area, either the boss or the senior cadre! －－－

It's all a luxury car, and I'm puzzled: "...... are you?" ”

Answer, "We're all here to see you, you're a celebrity in our county......"

After introducing each other, I found out: It turned out that the county magistrates, directors, and bosses of major enterprises in Xingtang County heard that I would come to [couplet] and asked for [couplet]......

"There are so many people, no matter how smart I am, I can't handle them!"

Everyone said:

"Reasonable, we have all discussed, [couplet] 1,000 yuan a pair."

I said urgently:

"I don't want money, I don't want money, but the directors and bosses listen well, because I love to play chess, and those who can play chess are preferred......"

County Magistrate Li replied: "Two thousand yuan, I'm the first!" I also play chess, and I've even competed. ”

I said, "Okay! You're the first! ”

This is the county magistrate, bigger than the public security chief who came with him, and the couplet is so courageous, I was stumped!

……

At the critical moment when it was difficult to step down, Xiaolan came by bicycle and hurriedly asked: "Stupid! So many people? Is it for? ”

Me: "Lan, it's they who look at me!" No, I'm here to ask for a connection! ”

……

"Yikes! Fool! It's time for you to show your talent, and I'm for it! ”

"You're not ashamed!"

"What are you afraid of? Come, I'll give you your back! Don't worry, we'll do what you need! ”

At the doorstep:

After Xiaolan's enthusiastic encouragement, I was full of emotion: There are beautiful women who are brave, what am I afraid of? There is a way that:

(Beautiful women are daring, men dare to rebel!) ）

Is:

Xiaolan is standing next to me, and my thinking is not messy! －－－

Xiaolan connived at me, don't be afraid, I dare to bulge my belly and blow big words! －－－

Relying on intelligence, just like when playing chess, in times of crisis, there is a whim......

Pretended to be posturing and said, "The county magistrate's couplet should be domineering, right?" ”

Everyone said, "Yes! ”

I said, "Listen! ”

I looked at Lanzi again, she was encouraging me with her eyes! I know: - the time to show my face has come!

At a glance, the village party secretary (Shi Huigang) also came, and he was nodding and encouraging me!

Another look, the branch secretary also invited two calligraphy celebrities (Shi Yuxiu) and (Shi Shaoshi) from my village and brought paper, pen and ink, and was putting out the students' desks and Dengzi, ready to write couplets for the leaders......

When I saw that they were ready, I smiled shyly at the branch secretary!

Shi Huigang nodded at me: "Let's start now!" ”

I hurriedly stretched out my arms and legs to move my muscles and bones, shook my spirit, straightened my neck, and took out the strength (the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water), and suddenly:

A [dry land plucking onions], (harrier turned over)

"Rubbing ——!"

On the table!

Standing on a high place, condescending, with a big mouth, triumphant......

In order to show off myself, I deliberately raised my voice, for fear that someone would not hear:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Even if the county magistrate can afford me, I will be ugly! ”

"You think you're not bad at chess, but you see the county magistrate lose fast"

"I think my chess skills are hard, the county magistrate is waiting for you to play tricks"

"Okay......"

Everyone applauded enthusiastically......

After hearing this, the county magistrate was overjoyed! Say, "Good! What a talent, I can't think of it! ”

After speaking, he instructed the guards to give the money to Xiaolan......

The next one is Yang Wenping, the deputy county magistrate, who can also play chess, and I am confident and easy:

"If you want to become a master, you have to communicate with the county magistrate"

"If the competition results are good, often find the county magistrate"

"Whether the chess skills are strong or not, the county magistrate will measure it"

It's 2,000 yuan again, Xiaolan, who is smiling, and her hand holding the money is trembling......

It's time for the director of the public security bureau, the public security, there is a real guy, you can't come nonsense, he has won a prize in a chess competition, I have worked hard!

I love to play tricks, deliberately silent, and think about it!

Then, with a light in his eyes, he jumped high, flipped on the table, and fell back to the same place!

And then—

With a stalk in the neck, read aloud:

"If you want to improve your chess skills, you should find the director to practice"

"Strong or bad chess skills, the director will evaluate it"

Another collective applause......

"Okay............"

After a while, all the bosses were left!

I said, "I'm tired, don't talk about it!" ”

The bosses were in a hurry, and they all went to ask the branch secretary of our village, and the branch secretary (Shi Huigang) came to me and said:

"It's hard to come from afar, give them one, they're all bidding five thousand!"

I had to give the secretary a letter, so I had to say: "Those who listen to the branch secretary will still be able to play chess first!" ”

At this time, there were two coal bosses, and several chairmen, who almost fought......

Start raising prices!

The price is out of 20,000 yuan, cash, the boss is really rich, you're welcome, take it all!

I winked at Xiaolan!

When Xiaolan saw it, she hurriedly collected the money, she smiled and took out a cigarette (for marriage......

Receiving money for a box of cigarettes, everyone laughed happily! －－－

Xiaolan was even happier, and collected money to salute the cigarette! －－－

Fortunately, I am smart, and I can still talk endlessly and export chapters!

One pair per person:

"If you want to be good at chess, find me to practice"

"If you want to improve your chess skills, the factory director will teach you"

"If you want to improve your chess skills, come to the factory director to practice"

"Whether your chess skills are strong or not, the boss will give you the amount"

"If you want to go up in chess, you can find a boss"

At this time, the boss of the coal yard near the village and the owners of the major hotels, plus the stationmasters of each (gas station) and the stationmaster (Zhangshi Expressway Toll Station), immediately drove over after hearing the news! All handed money to Xiaolan......

Seeing that Xiaolan was busy, the annoying stinky fat dun (captain) came over to help: register, make a book......

I loudly declared, "No money, no money!" ”

But where will everyone listen! One by one, they took the money and forced it into Xiaolan's hand......

And he said: "Cheap is not good, good is not cheap!" ”

"I want to pay the money quickly, and I am happy for the New Year! ---”

At this time, it's hard for me to refuse!

Blushing and calming down, he began:

intestinal and belly scraping,

One pair per person:

"Consciously chess skills have been practiced, let your hotel run rampant"

"I think my chess skills are very high, and you want to run away when you see Lao Liu"

"I think my chess skills are not low, and I will be strained when I see Mr. Zhang"

"You feel that your chess moves are okay, but you can't stand Lao Wang's onslaught"

"I think I have a hand in chess, and when I see Mr. Zhao, I turn my head and go"

"I think I'm right about all the chess moves, and the stationmaster will be defeated and retreated"

"I think my chess skills are superb, and I want to find my opponent in the coal yard"

"I think I'm very good at chess, so I'll play with the stationmaster"

"I think my chess skills are not bad, but I saw that the president lost quickly"

……

There are more and more people, and those who are near the village and passers-by come to see the excitement, and I am sweating profusely!

I took a break and rested......

Then, again, the stirring began:

"Hello everyone! There are a lot of people coming now, and I'll only give it to those who can play chess! ”

Seeing this, Xiaolan smiled and was overjoyed, holding the banknote in her hand and began to squeeze her eyebrows and make her eyebrows, in order to show encouragement!

When I saw it, Lanzi's joy was beautiful, and in order to attract attention, I deliberately coughed dryly twice, shook my shoulders, shook my stomach, opened my mouth, and opened my mouth:

"You don't have to run around and go west, here is where you can show your skills"

"Self-proclaimed opponent can't be found, high and low can be known here"

"I think I can see my high steps, but it is difficult to achieve when I meet Wang"

"Chess skills are superb and bold, you come to the experts and play with you"

"I don't know if it's right to go, hurry up and ask Gai Xiaoli"

In the end, I gave a pair of branch secretaries:

"Xingtang chess players compete for strength, who dares to despise Shi Duanzhuang"

The branch secretary said, "Good, good! Others can't think of it, it's amazing! Hahaha......"

My face was red......

In order to repay the kindness of the villagers, I will give you another pair:

"When you meet Shi Sanqun in the game, you don't want to score again"

"Xingtang plays chess and wants to be king, but there is no opponent to find Wei Qiang"

……

(Note: My student, Wei Qiang, Zhili Village, Xingtang County, later won the first place in the Shijiazhuang competition!) Compete in Beijing – 2nd place! Now Shijiazhuang Kaihua shop,

[Shi Sanqun], I learned chess from me since I was a child, and I was the first in the county competition!

Me: Just because of the light to run to Xiaolan's house, for chess, has taken a back seat, only as a coach!

Keep the book short:

After getting married, I sometimes do stupid things in a daze, but with Xiaolan being thoughtful, big things are turned into small things, and small things are turned into small things!

But!

I've never gone out to work, why? And not because:

——

My wife is beautiful and good-looking, and others are slow to walk at first sight! －－－

I didn't dare to go out to work, so I had to farm and suffer a little poor! －－－

When a child ties her up, I'll go out and earn some money! －－－

The child will take care of her, and I will go out and earn money again! －－－

Appear:

The hundred-year-old grandmother was with Xiaolan every day, telling her the story of "Fairy" vividly, and asked me to go into the mountains to find her mother's family - (Mrs. Hua Rong), in order to obtain (the art of immortality)!

The story of her mother's family (Hua Rong) told by her grandmother has been recorded and sorted out by Xiaolan.

At the request of the majority of readers, she worked overtime day and night, and sorted out the remaining chapters of the second volume of "The Struggle between Humans and Animals" like crazy!

Because she has just gotten married and is still on her honeymoon, Xiaolan is warm and shy about men and women, and writes a lot of things that women want to say but dare not say.

(Other):

Once again, all readers are welcome to visit me Shijiazhuang and Xingtang County (Niuwangzhai)! I took Xiaolan a few times, and I had a lot of fun.

NOW ATTRACTIONS:

(1) Glass high bridge. ——My family has successfully made 3 trips!

(2) Mountain stream suspension rope bridge. - My family made 2 successful trips

(3) Buddhism, Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.

(4) The highest point of the mountain has an "extra-large stone", and there is a tower on the stone. It's suspended in the air, you have to be careful when you go up, the wind blows the rocks (feels), and there are thousands of cliffs below...... There is a feeling of going to Huangquan and hanging by a thread......

Of course, it would be nice to have your companion take a picture on the east side!

Please stay safe.

(5) There is a "Cow King Cave" in the back mountain. However, the success rate of the challenge is extremely low, and it is said that the bottom of the probe is rare, and the hole is terrible! My daughter-in-law was timid, but she just looked there......

(6) Look at the largest Blackstone cow in the country!

There are also mazes, kilometer grass skiing, ...... And so on and so forth.

……

Dear book friends: Come and contact me, I will be the guide!

(End of volume)

See Volume 2, The Struggle Between Man and Animals.