When I heard Xiaolan say: "It's almost over, it's over soon!" ”

I was sweating profusely and thinking, "It's almost over, this is over, I put on my pants, who can see it?" ”

We can't wait! Be sure to enter! As the saying goes: you can't let go of your children, you can't trap the wolf, you can't give up your wife and you can't catch the hooligans! If you want to give up your wife, you can't catch the hooligans! Let the stinky man get away with it, it would be too cheap for him to be a bastard!

(At the last moment:)

Take a deep breath and take a few steps back............

Energetic, about to break in!

Secretly gritted his teeth, leaned over, borrowed his shoulders and slammed into the door!

"Yike...... Hi! ”

"Knock ——!"

The door opened, and I entered!

Due to excessive tension and exhaustion of all my strength, the door was covered and did not play any role in blocking it, so I flew and fell to the ground and made a [silly boy sleeping on a cool kang - gnawing mud in his mouth!] 】

They looked at [me] in amazement......

I gritted my teeth in pain, endured it, and didn't shout (pain)! Just looked up pitifully:

——

Fortunately, Lanzi's clothes are not wrinkled and her hair is not messy!

Xiaolan's face was full of unhappiness: "Fool, you are finally here, not afraid of blocking your eyes?" ”

"I, I, I..."

Stinky Fat Dun gloated: "Roar! It's you, kid, it's yours! If you talk to your partner for a while, you will be jealous and break in! ”

Xiaolan shouted angrily:

"What are you doing here?"

After that, raise your legs and go!

I was crawling on the ground and shouted, "Xiaolan, Xiaolan, don't go——! ”

Xiaolan turned around:

"You come, I'll go, let's cut it in two!"

"I, I, I ......"

Stinky Fat Dun was busy as a good person: "Xiaolan, wait a minute, my brother has something to say!" ”

Xiaolan was about to cry: "Big brother, I'm going to break off with him!" ”

"Don't!"

I thought, 'This man and woman stay in the house for an hour, and the uncle becomes the big brother?' ’

I almost cried aggrieved, thinking, 'Is it easy for me to stay out there for an hour?' ’

Alas! I really regret not sooner! This (uncles have become big brothers) alas! It's a bit late......

I have to ask clearly when I am dying: "Xiaolan, why do you call him big brother?" ”

Xiaolan was angry: "It's changed to big brother, can you manage it?" ”

Stinky Fat Dun was menacing: "Listen up! Chess king, I'm Brother Xiaolan now! If you dare to bully her in the future, I, I will beat you to death! ”

Raised his slap as he spoke!

I saw that he was holding more than 220 pounds, and he was the city's [Sanda Champion], condescending, and invincible, and I was so angry in my heart! But I still decided that [the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him], and pretended to be surprised: "Alas——! Xiaolan, why did you demote the fat uncle? ”

When Stinky Fat Dun heard this, he said angrily: "Good boy, when you see me, you call me uncle, am I so old?" You really want me to beat a bachelor! ”

I sat up, "W-What the hell is going on?" ”

Stinky Fat Dunchong (my Xiaolan): "Sister, don't be angry! This kid cares about you and loves you! can take my sister seriously and be desperate, just like it! He will lay down his life for you......"

Xiaolan curled her mouth: "He's a fool, worthy of my love?" ”

Stinky Fat Dun is serious: "Listen to the eldest brother, his kid is careful and better than me!" It's just a bit silly! But if you follow him, he will protect ...... with death."

When I heard the fat man say this, the second monk was puzzled: "This, this, alas! May my heart be small! Didn't go through a big storm! ”

hurriedly confessed his mistake to Xiaolan: "Xiaolan, I love you too much!" This time it's me who is wrong! … I'm not right, you fight, you fight, if you don't fight, I'll fight for you! ”

"Smack, smack, smack!"

Only self-slapping in the face......

One, two......

Xiaolan looked at it, her face was white and red for a while!

Finally!

I couldn't help it, pounced, and cried and grabbed my hand: "Stupid, don't, don't!" You—Do you really care about me? ……”

"Without you, I can starve to death!"

"I'm not leaving, I said, I'll watch you, I'll take care of you......"

……

(I don't know when, Stinky Fat Dun has already raised his legs and left!) ）

I was excited: "Xiaolan, let's go, go to the supermarket!" ”

"You're spending money again?"

"This time, we'll buy whatever you want! Don't worry about money! ”

I secretly decided: "This time, I must not be stingy......"

In the afternoon, I invited Lanzi home, met my parents, and went to see my 110-year-old grandmother, who was deaf and clear-sighted, and my grandmother boasted: "Beautiful, beautiful, really like my mother's family [Mrs. Hua Rong]......"

After saying that, he went back to the house and took out an ancient painting!

Everyone looked at it: "Hey...... This person really looks like Xiaolan......"

[Hidden Table in the Book]:

Grandma saw (beauty) Zhang Lan, saw the scene, and recalled her mother's family-: (Mrs. Hua) who has been living outside!

Back to the scene:

After that, I pulled Xiaolan into my personal bedroom......

Talking about the world, this orchid's girlish innocence makes my heart move......

Looking at Zhang Lan, who is as white as jade and looks like a fairy, I can't be happy, and I seem to have a heart disease in my heart - what did this Lanzi do with Stinky Fat Dun (for hours)?

This, this, alas! I always feel that I can't go down, as if my heart is blocked by something, uncomfortable, and panicked!

How do you know what they've been doing in the room during the hour?

Very, very much want to know; Very, very much need to understand, but such embarrassing words, how to ask? It's hard to speak!

Alas! Gotta think!

It's best to coax her to say it unconsciously......

Ay! Only in this way can Xiao Nizi confess the truth and explain honestly!

I only tried: "Xiaolan, you, you, you have no one to hug except me?" ”

"Hmmm! Someone hugged it! ”

"Who?"

"It's a lot, my father, my mother, my neighbor ......"

"Alas, Lan, I mean you're an adult!"

"As an adult?"

"Hmm!"

"This ...... Hugged! ”

"Who?"

"Female colleague!"

"Alas! I mean men! ”

"Yikes! You're talking about men? I—I'll kill you...... A burst of pink punches came......

"Xiaolan, stay away from stinky men in the future!"

"No one is more serious than you!"

"This, I'm about to get married, don't let others get cheap before getting married, Xiaolan, don't tease a stinky man!"

"Stingy!"

"I'm stingy, the stinky man really does it, what do you do?"

"Can you eat me?"

"Yes!"

"He dares!"

"Good! With me, they drool in vain! ”

"Come less!"

"But, Xiaolan, why did you change your name to (stinky fat), brother?"

"You, you, you really want to know?"

"I'll ask casually, but if you don't want to say, I won't force a confession!"

"Do you really care about that hour?"

I didn't dare to answer her stern gaze......

After Lanzi finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording ...... Voices sounded: ......

Originally:

Stinky Fat Dun apologized to Xiaolan: "Xiaolan, it was me who called your mother and said bad things that time, I was not convinced, now I think about it, you are in heaven and I am underground, and you are not worthy of you at all, alas!" Sincerely apologize to you......"

(This stinky fat man came to Lanzi's house several times with gifts in order to atone for his sins...... repeatedly said that it was wrong, and Lanzi had to forgive him...... ）

Xiaolan: "Fat uncle, don't be sad, I don't blame you, you figured it out, you will feel better in the future......"

"Don't call me uncle, call me old me!"

"That?"

"Call me big brother! … Alas, I send you a word: that fool, sometimes impulsively, do something stupid, you have to pay more attention, care for him, educate him, and he will be fine! ”

"Thank you, big brother, for the reminder!"

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, good! Alas! If you have a sister, you will have a stupid brother-in-law, hehehe......"

There was a hearty laugh......

I burst into tears when I listened: "Lan, it's me who is wrong, blame me for being stingy!" ”

"Fool, hurry up and get married, I don't care about you, stare at you, and something will happen!"

No, I haven't come to get married yet, something really happened!

Lunar 26:

That morning, before I got up, I heard a commotion outside the door......

I'm in a hurry to get dressed and go out to check, it's okay not to look at it, this look makes me break out in a cold sweat!!