Father-in-law Cao's statement not only made the squad leader and others very puzzled, but even I, the second monk, was puzzled.

"Do you need to ask?" Cao Gong said righteously, "How can two young talents in the martial arts world lose both sides for such a thing as snatching underwear!" ”

"When you think about it, it doesn't make sense! The only explanation is that we deliberately put this video online! It's a kind of performance art...... No! It's a promotional campaign we made so that the film can get noticed! ”

Gonggong Cao said a lot, I don't know if I blindfolded anyone, in short, everyone knows that the person who appeared in the video is indeed me.

"I said this person looks a little familiar!" The loudspeaker stared at his mobile phone screen, "But you said it was for the promotion of the movie, what kind of movie did you make!" ”

At this time, everyone gathered to Gonggong Cao, the loudspeaker, PHS, the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, and I were in the inner circle, and the rest of the people were in the outer circle, waiting to hear what Gonggong Cao had to say.

What is rare is that Gong Caicai also curiously wanted to come over to see what happened, but she couldn't squeeze in front of her and was short, so she could only be in a hurry outside the crowd, Sun Yu was very enthusiastic and asked Gong Caicai to stand in front of her, Gong Caicai blushed and didn't accept it.

Father-in-law Cao glanced at the loudspeaker arrogantly, and I don't know if he still remembered the situation a few days ago, because of the "Red Line Area in the School" incident, he was beaten by the loudspeaker.

"Look at the! Hurry up! As soon as the loudspeaker slapped the table, the sound was like a huge thunder, and Gonggong Cao immediately withered.

"That's it...... Ye Zhangmen and my father are cooperating in a martial arts micro-movie! It's full of real kung fu, tough guys, and a very smart dog as an animal actor! ”

"A dog who can act?" The squad leader seemed to be in interest.

The loudspeaker didn't particularly believe it, "There is no evidence, even if you say that you filmed "Titanic", it is the upper lip touching the lower lip - is there any evidence?" ”

Father-in-law Cao seemed to have been waiting for the loudspeaker for a long time, and he put his mobile phone in the middle of the desk and beckoned everyone to come and see.

"In fact, this martial arts micro-movie called "Bloody Battle in Jinling" has been announced for almost two months! It's just that the martial heart of the Chinese nation has been polished to the point that there is not much left in the era of peace, so this movie has not received special attention! That's why we made a video that would cause controversy and build momentum for the film! ”

Sure enough, Gonggong Cao's calculation was to use Wu Sheng, one of the leading actors of "Bloody Battle in Jinling", to play the villain BOSS Jinling.

The two of us do look alike, but after all, he is older than me, can he fool the eyes of the squad leader and others? Other than that...... weishenme: I don't think it's a good idea to show them the video of "Bloody Battle of Jinling"?

Before I had time to think about it, Gonggong Cao had already pressed the play button on his mobile phone and let everyone watch the first episode of "Blood Battle in Jinling" on his 5-inch screen (one episode has been filmed so far).

The opening is very short, and under the four cursive Chinese characters of "Bloody Battle of Jinling" splashed with blood, the four small characters of "Director: Cao Jing" are also eye-catching.

"Cao Jing is my father." Father-in-law Cao said proudly.

Don't worry, no one will rob you, just by the appearance and character carved out of the two of you, everyone knows that you are biological.

As I said before, the synopsis of the movie "Bloody Battle in Jinling" is:

Before the hero's master returned to the hidden mountain village, he once taught in the house of the powerful and taught Jinling the evil young man kung fu.

But Jinling is a scumbag, but his talent is so high that he can't do it, and the "Blood Evil Shura Gong" taught to him by his master can't even practice the ninth layer, so he actually let him practice it. What do you do after you practice? Just look for masters everywhere to kill and play.

So after killing all the masters in the same city, he hit his master with his idea, found the village where the master lived in seclusion, and killed the master as well.

The later story, of course, is that the male protagonist avenges his teacher, eliminates harm for the people, goes through a lot of hardships, and finally defeats the evil young man in Jinling with the help of his companions, and finally becomes a family with the heroine.

It sounds like a very ordinary martial arts story, but because it was Director Cao who was in charge of the shooting, this film is full of anecdotes and discordant pictures that seem to be **.

In the first episode, there is basically nothing to do with the male protagonist, but there are more scenes of Jinling's evil appearance, when he appeared in his family's mansion with his hands behind his back, dressed in a gorgeous costume, and with a cruel smile on his face, Father-in-law Cao immediately pointed to the mobile phone screen and said:

"This is my master! Believe it this time! ”

Big Horn's eyes were as wide as buns.

"Huh? If you want to say it's like, it's really like, but ...... I look a little older! ”

"You know what!" Grandpa Cao pouted and said, "That's makeup!" Makeup! Changing your age or something is a piece of cake! But...... A fat girl like you, no matter how much makeup you make, can't make up a thin ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was choked by the big horn, and if it wasn't for the squad leader who stepped forward to stop him, Grandpa Cao would have been killed on the spot.

"Ahh The family behind the evil boy in Jinling, the trademark of the costume leaked out! ”

Xiong Yaoyue's attention is always different from others.

"Ye Lin didn't act well," PHS said faintly, "Jinling Evil Young is obviously a high-flying and domineering person, so he shouldn't be so hesitant in his eyes." ”

it! PHS, your observation skills are against the sky! With such a small mobile phone screen, you can actually see that Wu Sheng suffers from depression, you don't want to go to school, just set up a detective agency with the loudspeaker to solve difficult cases!

"Is this really what you played?" The squad leader looked at the phone screen and then at me, and the doubts in his heart were still not dispelled.

"It's played by the master!" Gonggong Cao hissed, "The master's eyes are melancholy, because the master originally wanted to play a positive role!" ”

"Don't interject!" The squad leader glared at Gonggong Cao.

Gonggong Cao was very excited, and repeated it in a special way: "Okay, I won't intervene." ”

"In front of the master, how dare I intervene in the squad leader? If you want to plug it, the master will insert it......"

The squad leader's face was as cold as a refrigerator, and she said to the loudspeaker: "You strangle Cao Jingshen, I won't stop you this time." ”

Ah, the squad leader's expression is so fierce! weishenme I suddenly felt that no matter who married the squad leader, zuihou would become a strict wife!

Take me as an example, even if I am an iron-blooded pure man, a tough guy Sparta, I may not be able to defeat the double aura of "righteous demon" + "wife" at that time? If you do something that doesn't hurt you, you can't kneel on the washboard every day and be punished!

No, the washboard is already light for you, right? Do you have to punish me for kneeling instant noodles, and I am not allowed to break them, and I will break one piece for a kick; Or punish me for kneeling on the remote control, slap me on a different table, or even kneel on a steel wool ball, wire brush, or even worse, simply throw me into the washing machine to do centrifugal exercises!

Could it be that when the time comes, the only way is to pretend to be weak, so as to arouse your motherhood of caring for the weak!

I don't want to do such a shameful thing! I want to be the head of the family! Don't be a dangerous detective, stay at home and be a housewife! As long as I return with my tired body back, I can cook for me and provide me with a knee pillow!

Seeing the scene in the movie, Jinling's evil young man showed a fierce light and tore the master in half with his empty hands, and the squad leader's lips trembled:

"Such a bloody and violent film, no one cares about it on the Internet......"

"This master also deserves it!" Xiong Yaoyue held the finished popsicle skewer in her mouth, "Knowing that the other party's character is not good, don't teach all the real skills!" Even the cat didn't teach the tiger to climb the tree! ”

At this time, Father-in-law Cao had been pinched by the loudspeaker and was about to lose his breath, and he couldn't say a word.

At this time, the squad leader has been looking forward to it, the white dog that is inseparable from the evil young man of Jinling, finally appeared.

But it's not like a dog, it's like a wolf! At least half of the bloodline of the Mongolian steppe wolf, it will definitely howl at the moon at night!

Not only is the coat color white, but the outer ring of the eyes is also white! Just call it a white-eyed wolf!

When Jinling Evil Young Man stroked the top of the white-eyed wolf's head, the corner of the squad leader's mouth showed a subtle smile, and he was also a little jealous.

Is he jealous of a big villain like Jinling Evil Shao, and there are dogs willing to follow him?

Make no mistake, it's a wolf! According to Director Cao, the fee charged by the animal trainer every day accounts for one-tenth of the total shooting cost!

But seeing the plot below, the squad leader's face changed.

The evil young man of Jinling commanded the white-eyed wolf to eat the corpse of the master! Eat it in a big bite! It tastes so sweet! Eat a mouth full of blood and smile at the master! Squad leader, what are you staring at me! I didn't write the script! And that actor is actually Wu Sheng, not me! Are you blaming me for teaching such a cute dog?

Cute fart! Cruelty is Shijie first!

"Once an animal has eaten human flesh, it will like the taste of human flesh and will continue to eat it in the future."

PHS provides cold knowledge out of place.

The 5-minute micro-movie was quickly coming to an end, and I quickly picked up my phone, intending to turn off the video, but Xiong Yaoyue grabbed me, "Wait!" It seems that there is a preview of the next episode! ”

It's because of the preview of the next episode that I have to turn off the video immediately! I remember Director Cao's preview of the next episode, which is comparable to **!

As an orphaned heroine, she lives a hard life with her sisters in the Futian Courtyard in the countryside, but Jinling Evil Shao broke in! There are no martial arts masters here at all, and his character is not at all right here! Director Cao, since you only like to shoot **, go back to Japan for me!

Ah, it's over! The mobile phone was taken away by Xiong Yaoyue! The squad leader saw the preview of the next episode! The main content of the preview of the next episode is: The heroine will be raped by Jinling Evil Shaoqiang, and other girls in the orphanage will also be raped by Jinling Evil Shaoqiang!

The squad leader's eyes have become a black hole that can destroy everything!