"Huh? Did Ye Lin actually go to act in a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly! ”

The loudspeaker threw the dying Gonggong Cao aside, leaned over and said.

What else do you want to see? Wu Sheng is half-naked in the movie, if you have seen my frontal muscles, you will definitely know at first glance that it is not mine! If you don't believe me, I'll take off the exhibition and show it to you!

And the so-called rape drama is nothing more than a spliced montage, in the dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened...... No matter how bold Director Cao is, he doesn't dare to openly upload erotic videos!

"To act in such an undisciplined movie...... the squad leader said hatefully.

Before the words fell, the undisciplined shots appeared! Just when Jinling Evil Shaoqiang raped the heroine and the sisters of Futian Yuan, his dog, Comrade White-eyed Wolf, also raped a small flower cat raised by the girls inhumanely!

People and dogs have a good heart! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The squad leader is so angry that he is about to explode!

"How can you do that to that cat......"

"hahahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly daxiao, "It's a goof!" It's a goof! That dog is obviously a female dog, how can he rape the little flower cat! ”

"indeed." PHS nodded.

The squad leader's anger eased slightly.

How? Forgot it's acting? Do you really think that the little flower cat was raped by the white-eyed wolf, or that those girls in Futianyuan were raped by me!

That's not me Wu Sheng! And is the white-eyed wolf actually a bitche! What a surprise! Beast trainer, you're awesome! can actually teach the female dog to play the role of a male dog, and rape the little flower cat! The little flower cat stayed under the white-eyed wolf and didn't move, did you also teach it!

In the end cast of zuihou, the words "Jinling evil young Wu Sheng" are typed.

"Huh? How is it not your name? The loudspeaker asked.

Gonggong Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:

"Wu Sheng is the master, the master is Wu Sheng! That's the stage name taken by the master! ”

"What a stage name with no personality." PHS commented.

"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have a stage name, why don't you be domineering!" At the very least, it should be called 'Long Aotian'! ”

Fuck your sister's dragon Aotian! I don't have the spirit of a king, I don't have a crazy bully cock, even you didn't fall under my jeans, why do I dare to call Long Aotian!

At this time, "Bloody Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class, and the classmates said to the ** who came back from lunch break:

"You know what? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting! ”

What's the point! Are you saying that the "man and dog are strong" in the trailer of the next episode is very interesting!

"Ye Lin is really a perfect match to play the villain! In this way, the actors who have come out of our twenty-eighth middle school include the village bully Liu Heigou, the profiteer Xu Weiyang, the traitor Wang Fugui, and the traitor Ye Lin......"

Who's a traitor! You say it's okay for me to kill people and set fires, don't say I'm rape! With such false rumors, my reputation should be worse than the first three!

No way! For the sake of my reputation, I must not admit that I played the evil young man in Jinling! So I cleared my throat and said to everyone in a circle:

"Grandpa Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a little like me, he is a student of the Drama Academy! ”

Da Horn and Xiong Yaoyue both frowned, "Is it or not!" We're getting confused! ”

"Isn't it you?" The squad leader looked at him with a look of challenge, but at the same time, his face softened a little because I could admit it voluntarily.

Huh? By the way, squad leader, where did you recognize me? Could it be that you saw the half-naked Wu Sheng and found that his muscles were not as strong as mine? Because in Xiaoqin's house, you have seen me only wear a tight vest to show off my muscles, so it is not me?

I didn't expect that before I knew it, the squad leader had such a deep understanding of me!

So I called all the people who were interested in coming over and told them that the person who made the film with Director Cao was called Wu Sheng, nicknamed "Brother Melancholy", and he was also a celebrity in the Drama Academy, if you have friends from the Drama Academy, you can ask in person. He and I just look alike, and this "Blood Battle in Jinling" was filmed by Director Cao and him together, and it has nothing to do with me.

The students who gradually believed my statement raised objections:

"So, the fight between the panties and underwear thieves is not a promotional event for the movie?"

"Is it true that the spoils are still unevenly distributed?"

Wait...... Wait a minute! I'm not done yet! I quickly called them back before the rumors spread.

"Although I didn't play the role of Jinling Evil Shao, I ...... But I'm a stand-in for him! The scene of his somersault in the middle of the movie was played by me! ”

It's not all a lie, because Wu Sheng refused to implant soft advertisements in the movie, wristbled a Rolex watch, and Director Cao did invite me to leave the country for him.

"Huh? Is it? I said, how is that back very much like Ye Lin! ”

Some people like to be hindsight and say so.

There's a fart back! I don't even have a somersault! Sure enough, ordinary people are creatures that are easily deceived! It's so easy to be a politician!

The squad leader didn't give up: "You went to be a stand-in, what does it have to do with the video of the overhead underwear?" ”

My face didn't change: "Of course it matters!" Is there anything strange that I appeared in the promotional video of the movie as a stand-in! It's all about building momentum! By the way, the guy who fought with me, he is not an underwear thief, and he is the hero of "Bloody Battle in Jinling"! Because the pixels are so low, you can't see clearly! ”

So far, we can only take one step at a time. Master Xu Shao, I didn't rape your girlfriend!

"Weishenme wants to use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The squad leader could not understand.

"Because the level of appreciation of the audience is generally low nowadays!" Father-in-law Cao picked up the conversation.

"That's why Dad made this decision, so that the master and the actor of "Bloody Battle of Jinling" put their panties on their heads to attract attention and win attention for the second and third episodes!"

"This is a great sacrifice for art, full of dedication, class leader, don't you don't understand!"

At this time, the class bell rang, because the truth of this set of lies was greatly improved compared to before, and the class leader did not say anything more, frowned, and returned to his seat.

It didn't take long for me to work as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts micro-movie, and it spread throughout the school.

"Weishenme doesn't just let Ye Lin play the villain?" Someone asked, "Isn't that face just for playing bad?" ”

"It is estimated that Ye Lin's cultural level is too low and he can't read lines, right? Deserve! This time, 'the book will be less hated when it is used'! ”

Bastard, who can't read lines! Although I always write in white characters, I have a strong ability to read and write! Thanks to Dad's old martial arts novels! I finished reading "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness" while eating pimple soup in the third grade!

Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me at the end of class, and while poking me with her elbow, she said to me with a smile on the corner of her mouth:

"Very yes, no wonder you spoke to Shu Zhe, it turns out that the underwear thief really has your share!"

Huh? Didn't you bet on me that I didn't steal my underwear to? also made a poisonous oath that he couldn't get married? Why do you want to say that now!

"Hmph, anyway, I'm sure you, as a gay guy, won't with a girl's panties! If you want to masturbate, you also use boys' underwear! ”

"Speaking of which, you're under too much pressure because your relationship isn't understood! Those stolen underwear, you used it for yourself, right? ”

Yes, yes to your sister! You've come to another strange conclusion! It's a shame that I wanted to be a brother with you just now!

"Don't do it again! Actually, oh, between good sisters, it is very common to exchange underwear to wear! Since you are my best friend, if you still want to wear girls' underwear in the future, come to me! Just lend me all the lingerie you bought for yourself! ”

Don't misunderstand me so much! Who's going to swap underwear with you! If I am found by the squad leader or Xiaoqin, I will die without a place to be buried!

Unexpectedly, when Gong Caicai met me by chance in the corridor, she also said to me:

"Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much, you dare to make a movie! ”

"Aren't you scared of the camera? I went to the photo studio to take pictures, and I had to tremble for a long time......"

"When can I be like you, I won't be afraid of anything......"

Turning back the time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades, but took out a notebook, saying that she was idle and bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and quietly drew his portrait.

I took the notebook with a sense of foreboding, and saw that the chubby, responsible, and kind-looking math teacher - for example, was taken from this way ╭┐┌╮╭┘└└┮└┮└└└. ┌┘──╮╭┴──┤★├╮│oo││●╰┬──╯│\__|__/___/ is drawn as follows:

(__)/oo\\________\/\——\\//\\\\_|___\\_|/*||YY|||||It's not a person at all! You've given him artificial weight loss! And even if it's the example I gave, the painter is a thousand times better than you, ten thousand times better! The human face you painted is a combination of potatoes and eggplant! I don't even bring a change of vegetables! The math teacher will tell you the usefulness of math in society, and you will repay others like this!

In addition, Xiaoqin heard the rumors that I was going to act in a movie, and after watching the videos of "Blood Battle Jinling" and "Overhead Underwear, Miracle Skills", she didn't express too much surprise.

"There is no classmate Ye Lin in the film "Bloody Battle of Jinling", not even a backdrop." Xiaoqin said with great certainty, "But it was indeed Ye Lin who fought with people with his underwear on his head...... Whose the hell is that panties? Even if you can't beat the other party and need to transform, you should at least use a girlfriend...... Use my panties! ”