I remember the magazine "Global Science" mentioned that almost everyone on Shijie likes to be praised, and the motivation generated by praise is almost comparable to monetary rewards.

But the squad leader who was praised by me didn't mean to be happy at all, not only was he not happy, but he seemed to be quite angry.

I didn't react for a while, but I continued: "My first page is much worse than yours, can you share some advanced experience with me?" ”

Huh? weishenme's hands are shaking? You're about to smash the mouse! Do you take my compliment to you as sarcasm? Nope! My tone is very, very admirable! You see that I am thirsty for knowledge, waiting for you to share the experience of the first page like a long drought and looking forward to the rain, so why don't you tell me where I found that swan picture!

I was wondering when the loudspeaker in the front row turned around and rolled the 16-open information textbook into a cylinder and slammed it at my head.

"What are you talking about in front of girls!"

It was only after this slap in the face that I realized that there was something wrong with what I had just said.

Xiaoqin was very anxious and hugged the big speaker's arm, "Don't hit Ye Lin!" What if Ye Lin dies! ”

The big horn laughed and scolded: "How can he die if he is so strong? If you say the wrong thing, you should be beaten! ”

As he spoke, he handed the information textbook to Xiaoqin, "Why don't you call it too?" ”

Xiaoqin immediately showed a very embarrassed expression, "No...... Where will I beat Ye Lin......"

Bastard, are you fighting less! If you just hit me with a textbook, then I will worship the Buddha and burn incense! I think you hit me on the head with a very thick and long sugar cane! While beating back, he said, "My golden rod!" ”

Although I also tried to fight back with the same sugar cane, but because I was thin and weak, I was no match for you, and after being flattened to the ground by you, I was stepped on one foot and stamped to death in a victorious bubble, and Daxiao announced, "Come and see, everyone! The six-eared macaque has been defeated by the True Great Sage! So the children came to watch and applauded your atrocities.

I always failed my English because of you! My brain keeps going down for no reason, it must be because of you! When I think of this, the back of my head seems to hurt again, if you don't become a girl, I will definitely hang you from a tree and smack you with sugar cane!

But as far as the matter is concerned, the culprit who caused me to ask the squad leader "How did you do the first night" is, of course, Gonggong Cao, who can't solve the hatred in my heart even after castrating and then killing.

I grabbed his fat and short neck with both hands, and he rolled his eyes.

"You rebel! It's called the homepage! Your first night on the computer! ”

Gonggong Cao pierced his hands and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Spare your life...... Spare your life, master! And my first night was indeed given to the computer! ”

The information teacher is the famous three-regardless teacher, at this time he is sitting behind his notebook, engrossed in playing a game of minesweeping, and it is estimated that even if there is a homicide below, it is not as important as him breaking the record.

So the responsibility of maintaining classroom discipline fell on the shoulders of the class leader.

"No fights in class!" The squad leader scolded sternly, "Ye Lin, you let Cao Jingshen go!" ”

I am not convinced: "He tricked me and deserved to be beaten!" ”

The squad leader turned his face dark: "Are you, as a class cadre, taking the lead in destroying classroom discipline?" ”

After being reminded by the class leader, I remembered that I am now a member of the sports committee, and my behavior of pinching Cao's father-in-law has been watched by many boys and girls, and whispered.

I made a-banging gesture to the onlookers, "Go, go!" Father-in-law Cao wants to learn to swim, so I'll help him practice holding his breath! Do you want to practice too? ”

Everyone turned their heads back in horror.

Xiaoqin raised her hand weakly, "I...... I want to practice ......"

Practice your sister! I'm the one who can't swim! Among the bear children who used to play in the water by the river, you were the fastest swimmer! At the time, I wondered if you were going to swim in your clothes, and the other kids liked to take off naked......

I suddenly recalled a very humiliating thing: in order to take revenge on Xiaobawang, I often urinated in the river where he swam, and finally he caught him once, and the bear children who were also swimming in the river suggested that Xiaobawang pour urine on my head, but he didn't do that, just kicked me down the river.

At that time, I thought that Xiaobawang still had a little bit of a manly bottom line, although he almost drowned, but he was a little grateful! Is it because there is a reason that I should never pee on my head!

Just because I don't have a little JJ in my crotch, did I almost drown? In retrospect, the socks you stuffed in your panties and pretended to be a little JJ were exaggerated in size after being soaked in water! It stands out among 8 and 9-year-old children! Whenever you come out of the water after swimming, my eyes are always involuntarily attracted by that piece of foreign object, you made me feel inferior for a while, do you know?

Bastard! I still swim so fast in clothes and socks! Do you know how much resistance these things add to you!

No, it's not good, I can't help but start imagining the scene of Xiaoqin swimming naked! That must be faster than usual, right? Because there is chest now, it is small and does not increase the appearance of much resistance......

Memories of Xiaoqin are always so unbearable, if you want me to accept her as my girlfriend sincerely, unless we both lose our memories at the same time.

Because the signal in the computer classroom is not good and I can't use a mobile phone, I didn't do anything serious in the information class, but it seems that after the loudspeaker hit me on the head and I pinched Cao's father-in-law's neck, the squad leader was a little less angry.

Maybe I received the brainwaves of my curse, Xiaoqin kept hiccups after eating lunch in the cafeteria, the class leader and the loudspeaker thought of many ways around her to no avail, everyone was sitting next to Xiaoqin's desk and was at a loss, Xiong Yaoyue had a willow leaf in her mouth, a volleyball in her arms, and came in from the back door of the classroom in a hurry.

"Who's going to play ball with me? Who's going? At a glance, she saw the squad leader, who was gently pressing the Baihui acupoint on the top of Xiaoqin's head, and somewhere did she learn the home remedies for hiccups.

Xiong Yaoyue came over and pulled the squad leader's shirt, "The squad leader will accompany me to practice volleyball!" No one else can catch the ball I serve! ”

The squad leader glanced at Xiong Yaoyue, "I'm wearing a skirt today, so I can't practice with you - and don't you see Xiaoqin hiccuping?" ”

"That's why I said the skirt was wrong! There is still half a month to go before the school-wide volleyball competition, if you, the second main team, don't you want the certificate of the champion of the grade group? ”

Xiong Yaoyue said as she pointed to an old certificate hanging on the back wall of the classroom, which she and the class leader won after a lot of hard work in the first year of junior high school, and it was one of the few honors that the head teacher, Teacher Yu, could boast of to others.

I also watched a few games at the time, the squad leader's smash is very tricky, it can be controlled within one centimeter of the sideline and will never go out of bounds, Xiong Yaoyue's vigorous smash is who is blocking who is unlucky, I remember that the little girl in class 2 took a few Xiong Yaoyue's smashes and cried directly.

"It doesn't matter if you wear a skirt, come with me!" Xiong Yaoyue still pestered the class leader, "If you are willing to step up your practice, let alone the champion of the grade group, even if it is the senior sister of the third year of junior high school, it may not be our opponent!" We can win a school-wide championship! ”

The big horn probably remembered that he had been teased by Xiong Yaoyue when he ran back and forth, so he rushed over and clamped Xiong Yaoyue's shoulder, "Hmph! You're not afraid to walk away in shorts all day! If you are willing to change your skirt with the squad leader, the squad leader will accompany you to practice! ”

Xiong Yaoyue only noticed Xiaoqin who was hiccuping non-stop at this time, "What's wrong with her?" ”

The big horn said, "Hiccup?" Didn't the squad leader tell you just now? ”

"Haha, you have to be scared when you have hiccups!" Xiong Yaoyue's laughter did not stop, and the volleyball in her hand had already flown towards Xiaoqin's head with lightning speed.

The distance between the two is no more than 2 meters, and the speed of the shot is fast, and it looks like it is about to snap and beat Xiaoqin to the ground.

The squad leader raised his eyebrows and stretched out his hand to bar the volleyball.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin faced the volleyball sideways, and didn't even do such a thing as looking at it out of the corner of her eye, but just casually poked out her left hand, grabbed in front of the squad leader, and used the "strength" technique to eliminate the impact of Liliang, and then held the volleyball in her hand with her backhand, and the action was amazing in one go.

Only then did he spoil the atmosphere with another "hiccup", and threw away the volleyball in his hand in a panic.

"Huh? You can catch my ball? ”

Xiong Yaoyue, who was puzzled, put her face very close to study Xiaoqin, as if she was some kind of extraterrestrial creature.

The squad leader quickly grabbed Xiong Yaoyue's ears and took her away, "What should I do if I casually hit someone with a volleyball, what should I do if I am in danger?" ”

"Oops...... It hurts to death! I'm here to cure her hiccups! If she gets angry, it will be nice to hit me with a volleyball again! And I've heard that anger can cure hiccups...... Stop picking my ears! I'm about to become a dark elf! ”

I rely on Xiong Yaoyue, you black girl, your knowledge is slightly biased! I don't know who Yaoyao is, but do you know the dark elf with long ears?

The sound of the girls chattering in a mess was so annoying that I saw that there was still a lot of time left on my lunch break, so I took off my sports shirt and put it on my desk, and went downstairs to play basketball in a black tight tank top.

Before I could leave the classroom, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Qin stealing clothes from my desk.

Want to be a pillow again? Or are you looking for a "soothing scent"? Although I was very unhappy, I looked pitiful when I saw her burping constantly, so I didn't care about her.

Luckily, the captain of the basketball team, Guo Songtao, happened to be leading the team to play a practice game, and I was in a group with point guard Liu Badshui, and the five of us chatted while waiting for the rotation.

Liu told me that the school was about to organize a basketball tournament, which was basically the same time as the women's volleyball game.