How can my "Yellow Wind Monster" mobile phone, which has super power, super large volume and super horsepower, be bought by ordinary mortals and mastered by ordinary mortals?

So I'm not worried that Xiaoqin can be used as a couple with me at all, and with her kind of small hands, it's impossible to hold the body with one hand.

She asked for my mobile phone number, but I didn't have any reason not to tell her, anyway, even if I went to buy a mobile phone card now, I wouldn't be able to use a couple number.

But she can't cheapen him, or she'll take it for granted that I'm going to be treated with all questions.

So, I said to Xiaoqin, who had prepared a pen and paper and was full of anticipation:

"Learn to bark! I'll tell you when a dog barks! ”

"Wang, Wang!"

Without hesitation, the girl learned to bark as a dog, and curled up one hand to imitate the action of plowing the soil with a dog's paw in the exercise book.

What a shame! Don't you even want a human identity for a phone number? I think the rhubarb in the neighbors is more disciplined than you! It doesn't eat bones from strangers!

But contempt is contempt, I am a talker, and the phone number still has to be given.

When Xiaoqin took my handwritten phone number, she was as happy as if she had won the lottery.

"This one will be kept as a family heirloom......"

I jerked my hand over to snatch it, but was deftly dodged by Celery.

"Everyone has learned how to bark!" Xiaoqin hid her phone number behind her, and her eyes were full of grievances.

At this time, a customer sent a message, and I concentrated on answering the other party's questions, and did not continue to play with Xiaoqin.

It is a customer who is interested in condom products on the shelf, and his ID is very unfamiliar, maybe it is a customer who comes to our store for the first time.

Condoms aren't worth a lot of money, but making a good first impression on a new customer is the first step to making him a repeat customer.

So I greeted this seemingly virgin customer in every possible way, and he asked me over and over again:

"Which TT is easy to make a girlfriend?"

I thought to myself, it's not about TT, it's about what's inside TT, right? However, in business, it is my job to exaggerate the efficacy of our products.

"I recommend you floating-point and thread-based designs, they will make you behave like a dragon in bed~"

Xiaoqin saw that I was typing fast with my mobile phone, and she was very curious about what I was doing.

"Ye Lin, what are you playing? Would you like to show me? ”

"Not good!"

How can you see the conversation between me and the customer discussing my TT experience? Although you probably already know what our family does, it is still a shame to see my dirty words when I was a customer service!

"Don't look! I...... I'm on business! Girls will have needle eyes when they look at this kind of thing! ”

"Weishenme Ye Lin's business will make girls grow needle eyes?"

Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked with a puzzled face.

The suspected virgin called me again: "I heard that putting three TTs on jj can extend the time, is it true?" ”

I avoided Xiaoqin's gaze while returning: "It's better to set five TTs, the effect is outstanding, pro~"

Is there a mouth X exclusive sleeve with the pineapple taste? My girlfriend said she liked pineapple......"

I sweated profusely: "I'm sorry that it doesn't have a pineapple flavor, but can it be a peach flavor?" Advise your girlfriend not to be picky eaters......"

Xiaoqin didn't know which two words she saw on the mobile phone chat, and suddenly said to me:

"I'm not a picky eater! As long as Ye Lin bought it for me, let alone pineapple or peach, I will eat it even if it is bitter gourd-flavored! ”

Eat your sister! Even the perverted Japanese have not invented a bitter gourd-flavored TT! You always make trouble for me, if I can't sell the goods and have nothing to eat, do you have to rely on you to send me sea cucumber and stewed bamboo shoots and mushrooms to eat every day? - And your braised sea cucumber mushrooms still come with a bug! Now that the battery of the bugging device is running out, it is just right to replace the battery when you take it back, right?

So I widened my eyes like buns and threatened Xiaoqin not to look at my phone screen, otherwise I would fire her from my girlfriend's position.

Xiaoqin reluctantly went back to write her English homework papers, and our politics class was usually passed by writing homework in other subjects.

This virgin customer was unusually verbose, and I talked to him until the end of class, and he didn't finally decide what to buy.

The next class is the information class, and many students take the information textbook directly to the computer classroom in order to grab a good position, and I didn't pay attention to whether Xiaoqin was also among them.

This customer is so annoying, a total of less than 20 yuan of things actually asked for more than half an hour, no wonder my father used to be a customer service while relieving boredom.

Suddenly, I heard someone walking behind me.

From that location, you might be able to see the chat text on my phone, right?

Subconsciously thought it was the haunting Xiaoqin again, so I said angrily:

"Who made you so unruly! I don't want to be my girlfriend anymore! ”

The person behind was stunned, and the words he wanted to say choked on his lips, and his face turned red.

I glanced out of the corner of my eye: Nima, isn't this the squad leader! If you don't go to the computer classroom to occupy a place, why are you running here? Don't you think I'm messy enough here?

"No...... Don't take it seriously, I just recognized the wrong person......" I hurriedly explained.

The squad leader wasn't particularly angry, but when she saw the two-line conversation on my phone screen, her face darkened all of a sudden.

The zuihou passage sent by the suspected virgin brother is:

"Actually, my girlfriend hasn't agreed to open a room with me, do you have any good ideas?"

Have you been grinding with me for half an hour before Nima has even skimmed the eight characters? Also discussed in various positions and various ways of playing? Also ask me what I can do? You think I'm a relationship counselor!

Angry in my heart, I went straight back:

"Tell her sweet words, if you can't do it, the overlord will bow hard! Dear~"

In order to sell a few TTs, I really don't want any frugality.

These two sentences on the screen are just in the eyes of the squad leader, it's not good, if it's just taken out of context, I'll definitely think I'm introducing the pickle girl experience to others, and it's also an experience that may trigger the law!

The squad leader raised his eyebrows, didn't say a word, walked back to his seat to get the information textbook, and followed the large army to the computer classroom.

Zuihou didn't buy anything either, just said that when his girlfriend promised him to come back, I wanted to continue to sell him Viagra in the store, but he went offline quickly.

The classroom was almost empty, so I grabbed my information textbook and staggered to the computer classroom.

I was going to find a place in a row of zuihou as before, so that I could continue to run the online store without interruption, but I didn't die, our computer classroom had a certain shielding effect on mobile phones, and the network signal was very bad, so I put my mobile phone back in my pocket in great depression.

In other words, in addition to blocking the Amex black card for me, Ai Shuqiao hasn't taken any actions that I can see, is it because she is in the United States that she can't reach it? Or is she already on the move and I haven't noticed?

When I was thinking, I really liked to play with something in my hand, sometimes by pressing the cap of the pen, sometimes by throwing the eraser, and in the computer classroom, when I didn't have to play, I saw the small plastic cover in the upper right corner of the computer desk.

Anyone who has ever used a computer desk knows that the small plastic cover that can be removed has a rubber ring on it that allows the cable to pass through, and the shape is a bit like a chrysanthemum.

I didn't know that there was something wrong with the tendon in my head, so I actually took the small plastic cover in my hand and poked its chrysanthemum in and out with the index finger of my other hand, while staring blankly at the ceiling as if I was in a fugue.

When the class leader, who was maintaining order in the classroom, walked near me, he cleared his throat to remind me to pay attention to the image, but I was so immersed in the sea of thought that I didn't react at all.

The squad leader finally couldn't help but say, "Ye Lin, do you think this is fun?" ”

I was stunned, and my fingers were still on the rubber ring and didn't take it off.

"Okay, right?" I replied absentmindedly.

The squad leader took the rubber ring off my fingers and snorted into the pocket of his skirt, as if he had saved the ignorant girl who had been forced by my overlord.

Because several machines in the computer classroom were out of order, after some reassignment, I sat in the middle of Gonggong Cao and the class leader, and the loudspeaker, PHS, and Qin sat in front of me.

The class assignment left for us by the information class teacher is to make PPT slides on the topic of daily precautions for the prevention and treatment of avian influenza.

The class leader was doing the teacher's homework with a serious face, and I felt that the air pressure around her was so low that people didn't dare to speak.

I didn't have the mood or inspiration to do PPT at all, so I turned my head to the left to see how Gonggong Cao did it.

Cao Gonggong wrote in PPT with very conspicuous red letters: If you don't have sex with chickens and ducks, you won't get bird flu.

Okay, with Grandpa Cao backing me, it doesn't matter how bad I do.

I wrote dozens of pages in a mess, from the historical reason why birds evolved from dinosaurs to Lu Zhishen's scolding of Splashy as a "birdman", although it seems that it has nothing to do with bird flu, it will make people feel very powerful.

I used a picture of a penguin at the end of the PPT, which is one of the few bird pictures I can find on my computer.

I returned to the homepage of PPT, and I felt that I should also add a picture to the homepage as an echo, but I didn't know what to choose. Because I ran an online store and was a bit sleep-deprived, I suddenly forgot the term "homepage" because of the lack of oxygen in my brain.

So I was unfortunate enough to ask my grandfather Cao: "Zuihou is called the last page, so what is the first page called?" ”

Gonggong Cao raised his head: "-First page?" ”

I didn't realize that Grandpa Cao was joking, so I turned my head and looked at the squad leader's computer screen again, and found that under the title of "Avian Influenza Prevention and Control Measures", a swan was jumping out of the water, although it didn't look like it was sick, but it was definitely more comfortable than my penguin.

In order to break the embarrassment, I casually complimented: "Squad leader, your first page is very good!" ”