Chapter 378, take people's money and eliminate disasters for others
After the call, I directly unplugged the phone line, and there were people in the province who were verbose. At half past eight in the evening, I slept well, got up and put on the school uniform of Beiqi, and went out leisurely.
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From four o'clock in the afternoon, the south orchard in Dongguan Town began to come one after another, at first in twos and threes, and then in groups. When the sun set completely, the South Orchard almost became a gathering place for all the bastards in Dongguan Town, and there were more than 100 bastards, big and small, standing under various hills and trees, gathering together one by one to brag and chat, mostly predicting who would win the battle tonight. "Donkey Kong is young and strong, in his prime, and the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves." "Xiao Zhishan has been messing around for decades, and no two brushes dare to walk sideways in Dongguan? Wait and see, the ginger is still old and spicy. ”
Later, not only the bastards of Dongguan Town, but this pinnacle battle even alarmed the surrounding counties and towns, and all parties sent representatives to watch the battle to see who would become the future boss of Dongguan Town. The area of the south orchard is not large, so it is full of people standing up and down, leaving only a small open space in the middle, which is reserved for Donkey Kong and Xiao Zhishan to use alone.
The South Orchard was left over from the Anti-Japanese War, and as the name suggests, it is full of various fruit trees, such as apple trees, peach trees, pear trees, etc. Later, after the town ZF repaired, it became a garden mainly for ornamentation, which is equipped with rockeries, fountains, lanterns, pavilions, pebble roads, fitness equipment, and residents are willing to come here for a walk after dinner and exercise. In addition, the South Orchard is also a favorite place for couples, just find a rockery with good concealment, drill into the cave in the middle, and you can do some sneaky good things. There was such a couple this afternoon, as soon as the two came out after doing a good deed, they were stunned when they saw the bastards all over the mountains, and when they walked out of the garden, they were still teased by many people.
It is said that the couple came out crying.
At half past eight in the evening, Donkey Kong came first. There was a short axe stuck obliquely in his waist, the blade of the axe was polished and bright, and with his sharp eyes, the whole person looked full of momentum. He stood on the back side of the clearing, stood with his hands in his hands, stared at the entrance of the South Orchard, and said nothing. The surrounding bastards chattered and judged. "Look at the momentum of others, they are born to be the boss." "I guessed that Xiao Zhishan won, but now I regret it a little!" "Donkey Kong is worthy of being the leader of the younger generation of bastards in Dongguan Town, and Xiao Zhishan can retire peacefully."
These praises poured in like a tidal wave, but Donkey Kong was unmoved, as if he had become indifferent to fame and fortune, and just looked at the entrance with a blank face, waiting for the arrival of the fateful enemy. Tonight, he is bound to take down the entire Dongguan Town! For this day, he has been preparing for two years, and he really doesn't want to live by repairing motorcycles anymore.
But until 8:55, Xiao Zhishan and his party did not come. The bastards couldn't help but mutter, could it be that the old bastard Xiao Zhishan didn't dare to come? If you don't dare to come, it will be a real shame, and it will be worse than losing. "It's almost nine o'clock, won't you not come?" A young man's voice sounded next to the clearing, it was Sun Dafei, who was only seventeen years old, and standing next to him were Zhang Weining and Jiang Zirui, the three of them came at half past four in the afternoon, so they occupied such a good position. "Who knows what about dào?" Zhang Weining said helplessly: "After waiting for such a long time, I will really be blind if I don't come." ”
"Hey, you three, come back a little bit!" A deep voice sounded, and a thick hand grabbed Sun Dafei's collar.
Sun Dafei looked back and saw that he was a well-known local leper in Dongguan Town, older than them all, and older than them. Sun Dafei said with a sad face: "Brother Leper, we have been here a long time ago, or you come to the front to squeeze, we will give you a seat." The leper slapped Sun Dafei twice and scolded: "Damn, you still dare to bargain with me? Get out of the way! ”
The three of them shrank to the back with a disgraced face, and the people standing in front were taller than them, and they couldn't even see a ghost shadow at this moment. Suddenly, someone shouted: "Xiao Zhishan is here!" "There was a cheer from the top and bottom of the South Orchard, it can be regarded as coming, otherwise everyone would have waited in vain for so long. Sun Dafei and the three of them were in a hurry, what should they do if they couldn't see anything when they stood behind?
"Get down down and see!" Zhang Weining lay on the ground, as if he had a new world. Sun Dafei and Jiang Zirui also lay down, their eyes passed through everyone's legs, but they could only see the legs of a group of people, and there were already a few people standing in the innermost open space. At this time, Donkey Kong's voice also sounded: "Who are you going to fight?" "It should be that the four tyrants of the agricultural trade are here.
Then Xiao Zhishan's voice sounded: "My little brother wants to learn your methods." ”
There was an exclamation from the top and bottom of the South Orchard, as if it was particularly incredible. Donkey Kong snorted: "Find a hairy boy to be your substitute ghost, Master Shan, isn't it kind to do this?" ”
"What's the situation?!" Sun Dafei outside the crowd was almost dying, who was the hairy boy, and who did Xiao Zhishan find?
"Let's go up the tree and look!" Zhang Weining pointed to a jujube tree next to him. Sun Dafei patted his head: "Yes, why did you forget the tree?" That's the best line of sight from above! "Three teenagers climbed up the tree like monkeys. The moon was big, round, like it was above them. "Oh my God, Wang Hao!" Sun Dafei exclaimed. Zhang Weining and Jiang Zirui also saw the people in the field clearly, and almost frightened them to fall from the tree. Many years later, they have not forgotten this wonderful battle.
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Now I am standing in a clearing in the middle of the South Orchard, next to Xiao Zhishan and others, and opposite is the invincible Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong's face was arrogant, and a sinister smile flashed across the corners of his mouth, apparently thinking that he had won.
Xiao Zhishan was a little sad, because he thought I would bring that godbrother over, but he didn't expect me to come alone. Outside the South Orchard before, he said with a sad face: "Hao Ye, if you don't think you have a lot of money, I can give more, you ...... alone" I interrupted him coldly: "It's just a heads-up, what are you doing with so many people, it's not a tug-of-war, you still need to shout cheers." Xiao Zhishan said: "No, isn't it overwhelming when there are too many people, at least half of the people in this South Orchard are Donkey Kong people......" I interrupted him again: "Don't worry, Donkey Kong said that it was heads-up, and he wouldn't play group battles, otherwise how would he mix in the future." ”
In this way, Xiao Zhishan walked in with me uneasily, and I was also carrying a huge fire axe in my hand. It's just that I'm hiding in the middle of the four farmers and traders, and no one has seen the axe in my hand yet.
This is a vacant land with a radius of more than ten meters, and there are lights embedded in the ground around it, illuminating the vicinity as bright as day. Outside the clearing, there were many people in the dark, and all faces were excited, like spectators in a gladiatorial arena.
At this time, a voice suddenly came from the air: "Oh my God, Wang Hao! I looked up, and the three of them were actually on the tree, looking at me in amazement. Their voices alarmed many people, and everyone looked at the trees in surprise, and then they all laughed "sneeringly". They are really like monkeys, how to look at how embarrassing. It turns out that they said that a good place to occupy is on the tree, but fortunately I didn't go with them, otherwise I would have been embarrassed with them.
"Less nonsense." On our side, Mao Xiaoqiang's voice also sounded: "Just by you, you also want to fight with our mountain master?" According to the seniority, a little brother from our side is enough to give you face. ”
Donkey Kong snorted, pulled out a short axe from his waist, and sneered: "Master Shan, where is your gun?" Don't want to break me twice? ”
Xiao Zhishan snorted coldly: "To deal with you, you don't need a gun." Then the four farmers scattered, revealing me in the middle and the fire axe in my hand. The handle of the fire axe was so long that when I lowered my hand, the blade of the axe stuck to the ground. The axe's cold glow rivaled that of the moon in the sky. At this moment, I am not harmful at all, but a little excited. I really like this kind of life, this kind of blood, this kind of excitement!
When I saw the fire axe in my hand, there was a whisper all around. Donkey Kong, more than ten meters away, also changed color slightly: "Who are you, why haven't I seen you before?" ”
I took a step forward, and the fire axe in my hand dragged a step with me, making a "bang" sound.
"My name is Wang Hao." I said, "It's okay if you don't know dào before, but you will know dào in the future." ”
"Brother Hao, Brother Hao!" Sun Dafei on the tree shouted excitedly: "Wang Hao is a classmate in our class, he is the boss of Chengnan High School!" ”
Hearing this, Donkey Kong laughed instead: "It turned out to be the boss of a school. Don't you honestly lead your students to play eagles and catch chickens, and come here to Xiao Zhishan to do what to do for the dead ghosts? ”
"The mountain lord spent a lot of money to invite me here." I dragged the axe and took another step forward, and said coldly: "Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others." This is an eternal truth, and you are unlucky to be planted in my hands. ”
Donkey Kong's face changed suddenly, and he raised his short axe in the air. The axe trembled slightly in the moonlight, glowing with a dazzling silver glow. Donkey Kong gritted his teeth and said, "Just by you, dare to say that I will be planted in your hands?!" ”
As I walked forward, the fire axe made a sound of "呲 la 呲 la" on the ground behind me, like a life talisman one after another.
"You should think about it, why is the mountain master willing to spend money to invite me here." As I walked, I said, "With the shrewdness of the mountain master, he will never spend money in vain." ”
There was silence in the South Orchard, except for the sound of axes rubbing against the ground.
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