Chapter 377, invincible
Everyone gathered around Xiao Zhishan and gossiped, Xiao Zhishan said impatiently: "Okay, okay, let's go back, who said I was going to hand over the territory to Donkey Kong?" In my eyes, he's just a little kid, and he's a long way from being right with me! "It's like that's what you do outside, you can't lose face at any time. Everyone saw that Xiao Zhishan was angry, so they retreated one after another.
As soon as everyone left, Xiao Zhishan regained his bitter gourd face, looked at me in embarrassment and said, "Brother, ......"
I was silent for a moment. Xiao Zhishan is the head snake of this area, firstly, he respects me enough, and secondly, he exempts me from the protection fee. And if Donkey Kong takes over this territory, I'm afraid that I won't be able to enjoy such good treatment. And if we give Donkey Kong two of the proceeds, the two of us basically don't make much money. From this point of view, I naturally can't sit idly by, help Xiao Zhishan, and naturally help myself. So I said, "Okay, if Donkey Kong makes an appointment with you, you can sue me again." ”
Xiao Zhishan left with a thousand thanks, and I called Sun Dafei over. Sun Dafei can be regarded as running on the streets of Dongguan Town all day long, although he is a very unpopular little bastard, but he is also quite well-informed. "Brother Hao, what's the matter?" Sun Dafei stood next to me and said flatteringly. In his eyes, I am a big bastard on the same level as Xiao Zhishan.
"Have you ever heard of Donkey Kong?"
"I've never heard of it!" Sun Dafei immediately said: "Donkey Kong is the best gangster on the street of Dongguan Town, and the younger generation of bastards obey him, and the limelight is directly over Xiao Zhishanli!" ”
"Well, tell me about him."
Donkey Kong, twenty-four years old, runs a motorcycle repair shop by himself, and has a wrench pinned to his waist all the year round, and takes out the wrench to fight when he disagrees with someone. In a hurry, he dared to use an axe to fight with others, and he had been playing in Dongguan Town in the past two years. The battle of fame was in Dongguan Town Junior High School, and two years ago Donkey Kong went to school to play and occupied the basketball court alone. (I laughed when I heard this, as young people in their twenties grabbed the basketball court with teenagers.) )
Unconvinced, the students reported to the director of the teaching office. The director of the teaching office is a one-handed cover at school, and I don't know how many students Dào has beaten, and the little bastards are afraid of him. Therefore, in the hearts of the students, the director of the teaching office is a particularly powerful figure in Dongguan Town. (Of course, I used to think the same way, and I shuddered when I saw him hit the students so hard.) )
When the director of the teaching office rushed to the basketball court, Donkey Kong was shooting at a fixed point, and a ball was thrown out and there was a three-no-stick, and the basketball slapped in front of the director of the teaching office. The director directly picked up the basketball and threw it out for him, then pointed at him and said, "Fuck off, the school is an idle person like you who came in?" "At that time, there were many students present, and they were all calmed by the momentum of the director of the teaching office, and they were really one of the most awesome characters in Dongguan Town...... Before everyone finished thinking about it, Donkey Kong had already figured out the wrench, ran to the director in three or two steps, knocked him all over his head in front of everyone, and knocked him all over the basketball court and shouted for help.
Later, some people speculated that Donkey Kong was the one who went to find fault because he was beaten by this director when he was in school, and now he has the ability to take revenge when he is older; Some people also say that Donkey Kong wants to be powerful among the little bastards, so he has to take the director of the teaching office, so that everyone is willing to obey him. No matter which way you say it, in short, Donkey Kong is popular, and there are a bunch of little bastards who voted for him, most of them are students in the second and third years of junior high school, and some of them are little bastards running on the street, similar to Sun Dafei. However, Sun Dafei didn't go to Donkey Kong, it seems that because Donkey Kong doesn't look down on him and says that he is not ruthless enough to fight.
Donkey Kong led the forty or fifty little bastards, and he was playing in Dongguan Town, the east touched the chicken, the west stole the dog, the factory stole some iron, and the workshop stole some copper. And gradually some scattered forces have also been co-opted, and now it has become the largest force in Dongguan Town, with sixty or seventy brothers under his command, no wonder he dares to ignore an old bastard like Xiao Zhishan.
When he said this, Sun Dafei looked envious, in his eyes, Donkey Kong was really like a rebellion. And I laughed out loud after listening to it, this history of fame seems to me to be worse than. Dongguan Town can actually let a person like Donkey Kong who can dominate with a wrench save zài, and it can be regarded as a king without tigers and monkeys in the mountains. Sun Dafei looked at me and laughed disdainfully, and said seriously: "Brother Hao, Donkey Kong is really powerful, he dares to fight with people with an ax!" ”
I said, "How many people has he chopped with an axe in the past two years?" ”
Sun Dafei thought for a while and said, "There is no one, and ordinary people are so frightened that they dare not speak when they see him come out with an axe." ”
I smiled and didn't speak. That's right. Donkey Kong's axe, like Xiao Zhishan's shotgun, is used to scare people. As far as his two strokes are concerned, they are far worse than our passage in North Park City. It's just that Donkey Kong is still young, and he looks like he is not afraid of heaven and earth, as if he dares to take an ax out and split people at any time; And Xiao Zhishan is old after all, he looks tired from top to bottom, and he can only retreat again and again when he encounters the flamboyant Donkey Kong.
As for Donkey Kong's dare to fight hard, only he knows in his heart.
After Sun Dafei went back, I still did what I should do, and I didn't take it seriously at all. Within two days, Xiao Zhishan hurriedly came to me and said with a sad face: "Brother, Donkey Kong asked me to go head-to-head at the South Orchard at nine o'clock tonight!" ”
"Heads-up?! Donkey Kong still likes to play this? ”
"yes." Xiao Zhishan said: "Donkey Kong made an appointment with more than 100 bastards in Dongguan Town as witnesses, saying that whoever wins the farmers' market will belong to whom!" ”
"What else did he say?" I cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks on the table.
"He also said, "Allow me to take a shotgun." Xiao Zhishan hesitated and said: "I also said that I am old, and allow me to find a stand-in to fight him alone." ”
"So, none of your four agricultural tyrants dare to come out?"
Xiao Zhishan rubbed his hands and said, "Yes, those waste...... Alas. The main reason is that Donkey Kong is too strong, and he knows that Dào can't beat him, and maybe he will be killed by him! I laughed out loud: "A Donkey Kong, as for scaring you like this?" Okay, I know dào, leave this matter to me. At nine o'clock in the evening, I went to meet him. ”
"Okay, brother, thank you so much." Xiao Zhishan took out a paper bag from his arms and handed it to me: "Brother, this little meaning is not respectful, just invite you and your brothers to tea." ”
I looked at the paper bag and saw that there was a stubble of money in it, about 100,000 yuan. I didn't shirk it, I just came over directly, and I should get paid for helping someone do such a big thing. But I felt strange at one point, so I asked, "What do you mean by inviting me to tea with my brothers?" Xiao Zhishan said: "Such a big matter, you must call your brothers, how can you let them run for nothing, this little money is what it means, and I will give you more afterwards." "Dare to love him and think I'm too little, but I don't know where I came from, brother, isn't this just me?
"I know dào." I wrapped the paper bag and said to Xiao Zhishan: "Help me get a fire axe, the kind with a long handle and a large volume." "Donkey Kong likes to press people in momentum, so I'll press him well and tell him what it means to play with his life.
After Xiao Zhishan left, I told my mother that there was something to do in the evening, so I would go back first. When I got home, I poured out the paper bag and counted 100,000 pieces. The 100,000 yuan can't be given directly to her mother, she is probably frightened when she sees so much money. I thought about it and put the paper bag in a hole in the ceiling. After that, I started to do the quasi-bèi for the heads-up at night – that is, to lie down and sleep. If you don't have a good spirit, how can you fight with people? Shortly after I fell asleep, the phone rang at home. I didn't want to pick up, and the other party kept calling. I had no choice but to pick it up, and listened to it and said, "Brother Hao, I'm Sun Dafei, why aren't you in the store......"
As soon as I heard that it was him, I scolded him first, and then said, "What's the matter with you?" ”
Sun Dafei said timidly: "I just want to sue you, Donkey Kong and Xiao Zhishan are going to fight alone in the South Orchard at night, and the big and small bastards in Dongguan Town are going to watch the battle, will you go?" I'll get you a good seat in advance. ”
"Damn, don't go!" I hung up the phone and fell asleep again. After a while, several phone calls came one after another, Zhang Weining and Jiang Zirui, who also told me the news. It seems that Donkey Kong and Xiao Zhishan are going head-to-head, and everyone in Dongguan Town is well known. Donkey Kong, this is to become famous in a fight and completely establish his hegemony in Dongguan Town. Judging from his performance before and after, this person is quite good at managing his reputation, leaving people with the impression of "fierce" everywhere.
As I said before, Donkey Kong and Xiao Zhishan go head-to-head, this is a declaration of war by the younger generation against the older generation. Whether Donkey Kong wins or loses, his courage is commendable enough, and the voices up and down are praising him; And Xiao Zhishan is not so good, it is natural to win, but he is an old bastard who has been in the mix for decades, and if he loses, he will lose face, who will treat him as a character in the future? It can be said that before this fight was fought, Donkey Kong was already invincible.
Zhang Weining and Jiang Zirui also excitedly asked me if I needed to occupy a good seat in advance. The South Orchard is located in a remote area, and there are many ravines, it is indeed not easy to find a convenient location to watch the battle, many people start to go there at four or five o'clock in the afternoon, after all, no one wants to miss such a wonderful battle for the pinnacle of Dongguan Town.
"Brother Hao, do you need us to take a seat for you?"
"Oh, no." I realized that people were thinking about me too, so my tone was much friendlier.
"That's a pity, Donkey Kong and Xiao Zhishan are fighting, there are few such wonderful battles in Dongguan Town!"
"Well, just look at it, leave me alone."