Jin Yinyou and Fuguihao returned to the dormitory, only to see that the classmates were gathered at the door of the 310 dormitory to watch Qian Duo and Chen Million rehearse the sketch "Two Old Ladies Enter the City", this sketch was created by Qian Duo just a few days before participating in the National Day Gala, and was ready to appear in the 11th Gala. I saw that the onlookers were amused by the subtle and subtle speech and demeanor of the two and the exaggerated and outrageous clothes, and even some classmates were teased with tears, which had to be attributed to Qian Yue's perfect acting skills.

Jin Yinyou yelled at the most for the money and said: "Milk shovel, little curly, don't patronize your own face, and the whole show, let our brothers participate in it." ”

"What? You're not lonely, you want to be famous! That's not easy, you make a show! Dude help you report it, the people in the program team are very familiar with me, and there will be a word of the matter. ”

The high-quality whimsical rushed to the side of the gold and silver and teased: "Fuck! Yinyou, why don't you just sing your title song "Milk Shovel" on stage! Haha......" Everyone laughed too.

"Lao Miao, Lao Tzu will sing "High Yield No. 1" ......"

Qian waved his hand at most and said, "In my opinion, we might as well have a hip-hop dance on the stage!" Tomorrow I will say a word to the buddies in the student union, and we don't have to follow the rehearsal, just play on the stage at that time. ”

"Milk shovel, old money, what the hell is that hip-hop dance! You also teach a few brothers. ”

"Cut! I still need to teach that broken B thing! You'll be amazed when you look at it! I've never eaten pork, and I've never seen a pig run! I've never seen a pig run, and I haven't heard a pig hum! ”

At most, Qian said disdainfully: "Cut!" One moment the mouth gnaws the mud, the next two hooves are facing the sky, the next moment stretches out the arms and punches, and the other ...... Anyway, it's almost like a in heat. In short, when you get to the stage, you just have to toss hard, do you roll around as a shrew, and you have seen it if you suffer from horn madness. By the way, don't just jump, and you can't be idle with your mouth. ”

"Milk shovel, this is hip-hop! What are you going to sing then? ”

"Why don't you sing, will you learn to scream? How to annoy people on the stage. That's what fires about. You don't annoy people, the audience doesn't give you applause, you know? This is a trick used by many popular singers. Hmph, laugh ass! The words of the medicine box said: I don't fucking tell ordinary people. At that time, the five of us will be on the stage, and we will do our best, it is best to give him the stage to jump, and the microphone will try to kick him under the stage, so that we will be popular...... Fat Chen, listen attentively, fuck. Let's talk about the specific division of labor, Yinyou, you are crying and roaring wolves, and singing Xie Jun's "That Night". Lao Gao, you can sing the opera "Turandot" or "Carmen", just shout, no one will understand anyway. Old Fu, I think you should give full play to your 'voice expertise' (referring to stuttering), and sing Sun Yue's song, what I want I want I want I want to be proud, proud, proud, proud...... It's right there, it's put away, it's put away...... What's that song called...... Chen Fatzi, you sing Huangmei Opera "The Female Horse" ......"

"Hmph, you're bullshit, how the fuck can I sing Huangmei Opera!" Chen Million protested.

"You can sing and you won't fucking sing anymore, what we want is out of tune. You are not allowed to sing well, only you are allowed to sing badly, and you are not allowed to hear it! How disgusting people sing, but just roar in a voice, the five of us stand on the stage, each singing each other, what we want is this effect, to make the audience listen to it like falling into the fog, if you can sing the audience without the soul of the whole body raw millet, it would be great. Hmph, there will be applause from the audience, cut! Isn't it a fire word, haven't you seen people on TV now? All the columns are fucking neat, singing "Red Lantern" with the tune of "Big Flower Sedan Chair", and singing "White-Haired Girl" with the tune of "Lovebird". But it's on fire, and the audience in the audience is barking like a fucking mad dog barking a donkey......"

"Holy shit! You also said that last Sunday, I was so angry that I almost smashed the TV. How fucking disgusting is Sensei, today's TV shows aren't even as good as fucking stinky shit......"

"Hmph, stinky shit is only the audience who loves to eat it, these days, if you don't have something disgusting, how can you be popular, looking at the current art world, I'm not afraid that you're fucking disgusting, I'm afraid you're not disgusting enough."

"Curly, have you fucking screamed enough?" The king of kings, who was reading and studying on the top bunk, was a little angry.

"He's a dick, I don't care about your shit! What a fucking dog to take ......" He didn't want to be a mouse, so he stopped his mouth in time, he rushed to the king of kings on the bunk and glanced at it disdainfully: "I said" The king's head '(meaning the king of kings), what are you holding around all day long! Bite? Dude, I still want to be Hua Luogeng! Cut! Would you give you a realistic geometry problem? Under what circumstances does a man's/chin have an acute angle to the lower abdomen? When is it at right angles? Under what circumstances is it obtuse? You, the 'king of mathematics', tell you about the need to link theory with practice! Haha......" Qian laughed tremblingly.

The king of kings pointed at the most money and yelled: "Little Qian Curly Mao'er, you turtle grandson is really fucking hopeless!" ”

High-quality smiled and said unfairly: "Fuck! Who said that people's old money is hopeless. Hmph, it's not that it's incorrigible, but that your medicine is not right at all, for other people's old money, the pills have to be wrapped in sugar-coated shells, especially today's analytic geometry, fuck! It's so fucking boring, and if you can connect analytic geometry with women, it will be a cure for old money. If you don't believe me, let's give you an example! For example, you know a woman named Xiaomei, who was born with ice crystal jade skin, and is as long as a flower and jade, and is now bathing naked in the river, with an extremely plump upper body and a confusing lower body. From a distance, the distance between the two * is 8 centimeters...... It seems a little too close, hehe, but it's just a hypothesis, the visuals are ...... Don't fucking laugh...... Who can find the equation for the trajectory of the point where the sum of the distance to her two * is 10......"

Everyone was amused by the unprecedented "example question" of high quality, and laughed crookedly......

Qian at most was really interested this time, and said with a grin: "Lao Gao, it's really fucking you, isn't this the example question I just learned this morning?" Fuck me! Don't say that you have changed it, it's really funny, in fact, the standard equation of this ellipse has been memorized, y2/25+x2/9=1, right? Cut! ”

"What's going on? Fuck me! Old money is interested now! Hmph, that's called 'inducing' learning! ”

Jin Yinyou stopped laughing and said: "Lao Gao, milk shovel, since you are so imaginative, why don't you do it." Compile a textbook for the students of Guangzhou University who are struggling in the sea of suffering! It will definitely become the best-selling book in the country. What a hyperbola! Parabola! And the polar coordinates at the back! All combined with fucking women. The title of the book is "Gao's Induced Learning Method". Hmph, the milk shovel not only makes you feel a lot of money, but your classmates can't put it down......"

"Holy shit! It's a pity that the state's efforts to protect intellectual property rights are far from enough, and the market is full of fucking pirated books. At that time, if I make it up, not only will I not be able to make money, but I may also lose all my money! It's thankless and I fucking lost my wife and broke my soldiers, what am I trying to do! Right! Therefore, it is not too late to make it up when the conditions are ripe in the future, and it will be a long time in the future! Ha ha...... Today, I drank the celebration wine, and my ambition was unrewarded. In Japan, Fang Changxian stretched out his hand and wrote the Spring and Autumn ...... with enthusiasm" He happily pestle two sentences of Peking Opera.

"Fuck, a rabble." The king of kings jumped down from the top bunk in anger and slammed the door with disdain for his roommates......