Hearing her words, Zhichang exhaled and said, "Little sister, my brother really underestimated you, I didn't expect your qi to be quite big." At first, my brother was worried that you wouldn't be able to think about it for a while, and then there were three long and two short, and I heard that there are many middle school students jumping off the building now. ”

"Phew...... You think I'm just like them! It's too expensive to die or live at every turn. It's true that a lot of students jump off buildings at every turn, and I really don't know what they think. The teacher criticized two sentences and jumped off the building when he went home, the teacher asked him to write a review and jumped off the building again, and the teacher was punished to stand for an hour and jump off the building when he went home. In fact, the main reason is that their psychological quality is too low, no wonder Qian often says that there is no benefit to self-esteem at most, and many times I also feel that self-esteem does not have to be too strong. Don't take yourself too seriously, and don't take others too seriously. As far as jumping off a building is concerned, the teacher can't be blamed for it. As a teacher, I can't criticize a few words, even if I hit you twice, what can I do, as for death? If you really encounter a shameless teacher who excessively punishes yourself, then you can notify your parents and call the police if you don't. You can't die anyway. When I was a child, I was not only criticized by the teacher every day, but also often whipped by the teacher's palms, and I jumped a thousand times to jump off the building. I remember that as soon as I made a mistake, the teacher asked me to stand on the podium and be embarrassed, but I didn't feel ashamed at all. Sometimes I begged the teacher: Teacher, this podium is too low, and I am not tall, so many students can't see me, so let me stand on the lectern. Cluck...... Sometimes after standing for a while, I would make a small report to the teacher, pointing to the classmates who were grimacing at me in the audience and saying, "Teacher, Erhuadan and Li Sigouzi (both nicknames) threw me with chalk and told them to stand up too." Giggles, funny, right? Another time when I was in the third grade, because I scratched a boy's face, the angry teacher asked me to write a 10-page review, but I wrote 20 pages, and I read a lesson on the podium and didn't finish it, and the teacher almost cried. Anyway, it's full of nonsense, first explain the reason why the two of them did it, and then write out the process of the two fighting, what he came to a tiger to prey, I used a rabbit to kick the eagle, he flew and attacked, I met with phoenix claws, he used all his strength, I took out the housekeeping skills and so on. The process of light fighting was written in more than a thousand words. In the end, he was beaten by me and looked for teeth all over the ground, his head was broken and bleeding, he bowed his head and obeyed his orders, and was willing to bow down. Then write about how you realized your mistakes, how you corrected them, and so on. What have I failed to live up to the great trust of the party, the hope of the motherland, the cultivation of teachers, and the help of my classmates...... I'm sorry for my old grandfather, I'm sorry for my tall father, I'm sorry for my beautiful mother, I'm sorry for my dead grandmother, I'm sorry for my unborn brother, I'm sorry for my ancestors, I'm sorry for my children and grandchildren, I'm sorry for my neighbors, I'm sorry for the lovely Communist Party, I'm sorry for the wise Chairman Mao, I'm sorry for the beloved Premier Zhou, I'm sorry for the Secretary-General of the United Nations, I'm sorry for the Chinese sons and daughters of the people of the whole country, I'm sorry for the descendants of the great motherland, I'm sorry for the workers' uncles, and the peasant uncles. and the aunt at the school gate who often smiled at me and sold snacks. I am sorry for the officers and men of the Armed Police Force and the public security officers, and I am sorry for the compatriots in Hong Kong and Macao, Taiwan, overseas Chinese, and the sons and daughters of China all over the world. I'm sorry for the strict teachers and friendly classmates, I'm sorry for my aunt, my aunt, my aunt In short, I'm sorry for the world, I'm sorry for the ground, and I'm sorry for the air I breathe in the middle. I have sinned heavily, sinned heinously, sinned heinously, deserved death, sinned heavily, and blamed for sins cannot escape...... Giggles, in the end, the teacher had to bend down and say to me respectfully, Miss Cheng, I obey you, auntie, go down, don't read it...... I wiped my snot and said, "Teacher, don't worry, wait a while, I haven't finished reading yet, and I'm still old in the back." As a result, he wasted a class, and since then the teacher has not dared to let me write a review. Hmph, when I was a child, I used to sing against my teacher. You say that's just me, I'll jump off the building and make international jokes, and people say that the prime minister can sail in his belly, although the little sister's belly is not as big as others talk about......" She smiled sheepishly and continued: "But with it, dozens of prime ministers are still thin strips......" She flashed those big hairy eyes and smiled at him.

Zhicheng was amused by her talk show-like words and laughed more than once, and at the same time stared at her more lovingly, this girl was too humorous.

Xue Lian didn't avoid his gaze, looked into his eyes and asked, "Brother, do you say that we are in early love?" Yes? ”

Zhicheng, who didn't think about this sentence and asked, was speechless, just like Lao Bao asked Chen Shimei.

Xuelian scratched the back of his head and said, "It's still itchy?" Giggles, do you have lice on your head? What are you scratching about? Okay, don't ask you such a sharp question, this guy will make it difficult for you to find the north. Brother, do you know what is the best way to eliminate gossip? ”

Zhicheng glanced at her and said, "Didn't you just say wordless contempt?" ”

"That's the attitude towards gossip, I'm asking about elimination, how can it be completely eliminated?"

Zhi shook his head like a stupid dick, and added for a long time: "Then how do I know." ”

"Hmph, I don't know if you look so stupid. In fact, the best way to eradicate gossip is to make it a reality. Didn't they talk about the two of us, let's admit it and it's over. Brother, would you like to be a little couple with me? Yes? Giggle......"

When Zhicheng heard this, he immediately blushed and didn't know where to put his thick neck, but Xuelian on the side smiled and supported her fleshy cheeks with her hands, and stood on the stone table in front of her, making frequent grimaces at him.

"Okay, don't be ashamed, you see your face is as red as a monkey's ass. You think it's so easy to marry me, I won't marry you without a bride price. Actually, I want to have a little couple with you on stage. Don't you know how to sing? At this National Day party, our brothers and sisters cooperated, and sang the part of "Chaoyang Ditch" where Bao Bao took his daughter-in-law Wang Yinhuan up the mountain to recognize the crops. ”

"Good sister, you can spare my brother! During military training, I exhausted all the foreign statues, and besides, I couldn't sing that part. ”

"It's okay if you can't sing, my little sister can teach you! Not a few words in total, I'm sure to teach you. ”

Zhicheng shook his head and said, "Don't teach, I'm born with incomplete five tones, and I can't teach it." ”

"Hmph, who said that? As long as you're not dumb, I can teach you. I'll teach you hand-in-hand, but it's really not good, so my little sister will teach you how to pronounce it mouth-to-mouth. I won't be religious, I won't be you. Giggle......" she said without holding back, and stuck out the tip of her tongue in shame.

Zhicheng was numb and itchy, sweet and sour by her meat and vegetable language......

"Hmph, what are you staring at me, you really want to kiss me! Giggles, don't you fake it then, do you hear? Besides, your sister's bear-like appearance is not worthy of my brother, and my brother is handsome and ugly. Giggle......"

Zhicheng was dazed by her strange words, and he didn't know where it was.

Xue Lian saw that he hadn't turned around yet, so she said with a smile: "Hmph, just like your sister's nest, you still want to marry my brother." My brother is also a fool, and if you don't want a good girl, you have to marry your sister. ”

Xue Lian saw that he was scratching the back of his head and listening to the confusion, so she happily waved at him and said further: "Brother, you speak!" Your sister's brother is always dead and wants to marry my brother's sister. I'm it! I don't have any opinions, so do you disagree? Yes? If you agree, let them do the happy event immediately, and they are both not small. ”

Zhicheng was still scratching the back of his head, he couldn't bend it, and he knew that she was talking about the two of them in reverse, but he just couldn't tell who was who. "Little sister, your mouth is too slippery, this little mouth is so able to speak!"

"Your old sister is amazing! Is it better than Zhao Benshan's big flicker? Hmph, if you dare to call Zhao Benshan, I will fool him and not find his hat. Giggle......"

Xue Lian suddenly heard the prompt sound of WeChat on her mobile phone, she took out her mobile phone and looked at it and said, "Brother, the president called me, I have to go to the editorial department of the Literary Society to review the manuscript." By the way, don't take the matter of presenting the program at the National Day Gala as a deaf ear, I will take you to my room tomorrow afternoon to practice singing. ”

Zhicheng smiled and said, "I'll hide in the sewers tomorrow and see how you look for ......me."

"Hmph, that's not easy, I'll dig the entire Hechang City three feet into the ground."

Zhicheng said helplessly: "Okay! If you are ruthless, then my cat will go to the heart of the earth at a depth of 7,000 kilometers. ”

"That's easier, I'm going to break the earth in half. Look where you run. Hmph, don't want to escape from the palm of my hand......" Xue Lian smiled and walked out of the flower orchard, humming a little song and straight into the literary building.

The editorial office of the "Chaoyang" Literary Club is located on the west side of the third floor, so there is no need to take the elevator. Xue Lian happened to meet Jin Yinyou and Fuguihao at the corner of the second floor who were going down the stairs, and the two of them may have gone to the large rehearsal hall on the second floor to watch the National Day Gala being rehearsed.

"Hey, why isn't it obvious?" Jin Yin looked at Snow Lotus's lower abdomen with malicious intent, a cynical expression.

Fuguihao also smiled and echoed: "That's it...... Yes, no, no...... It's not as big as the legend. ”

"Hmph, they were all fucking born, and they still show a fart!" Snow Lotus stroked her lower abdomen with a smile and a smile.

These two guys were almost not frightened by Xue Lian's shocking words, how could they make such a joke with themselves.

"Ahh So fast! Jin Yin couldn't help but have his mouth half open, and he didn't know what to ask. Now even a cheeky man like him feels a little hot on his face.

Xue Lian still didn't change her face and said without a trill: "Of course! Nowadays, everything is about efficiency! Hmph, you know what? I'm still pregnant with twins, and the two little ones even have their names right. ”

The snow lotus of the ghost elf has set up a trap here, waiting for the two of them to drill in, I don't know if these two guys can see through it.

Jin Yinyou asked impatiently: "Really! What's the name? ”

Xue Lian couldn't help but smile, and said beautifully: "Hmph, you don't know, I'm blessed, I gave birth to two 'living gods of wealth' at once." The eldest son is called Jin Yinyou, and the second son is called rich and noble. Fuck, I don't know if these two turtle grandchildren will honor me as an old lady in the future. "She said ...... walked upstairs with light steps, like a lively little lark, and at the same time the little song in her mouth hummed more happily.

Fuguihao looked at the distant Snow Lotus and said angrily: "I...... Damn, silver...... Silver has, let's ...... It's not about letting ...... She should be a ...... Two B was tricked. ”

Jin Yinyou stood for a long time, and said angrily: "Milk shovel, I didn't want to fall into her trap." The two big men actually let a yellow-haired girl her. ”